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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's not what she looks like

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      George Floyd was in GTA 1?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good to know GTA was always woke trash!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inb4 goal posters say
      >"Those are not real GTA games"
      >"First 3D female protagonist!!" (GTA Online)
      >"F-first VOICED female protagonist!!!"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bubbabros can't stop winnin

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish this was GTA1 Reimagined.
      We could have different cities instead of only one for the next 15 years.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 white character
      lmfao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf? nwords in my GTA

      the woke has gone too far

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t care. Women don’t belong in GTA. Women can’t fight for shit. Women can’t shoot for shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neither can you chude

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao. I'd slap you around just for saying that shit. You wouldn't say it to me face to face, though.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          How would you do that as a 5'4" little goblin fella?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            gayest "troll" shit ever. who ARE you idiots? every time i've seen you people's identities revealed you're some sort of abomination

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        and they aren't basing any protagonists in crime-themed video games on me

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        cooooooope and seethe, bigot

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up moron.
      Big bunda Latinas belong in GTA, especially when they are psychotic and absolutely obsessed about their man (the player), murdering every single women he encounters.
      What don't belong in any game is ugly Am*rican, horsefaced "women".

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Big bunda Latinas belong in GTA
        gay.

        you're not clever. you're obviously pushing an alt agenda since we all know prostitutes have been in gta for a long time, homosexual.

        end your life as soon as you can, please

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It fine if you hate women, but the cartel does employ women for hitman work. I think one even had sex with corpse or ate dead body.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It fine if you hate women, but the cartel does employ women for hitman work

        yet another example of treating an exception as the average then fallaciously sliding the exception into some strange portrayal of "women have always been men". dude... if you're not saying this then you need to clarify. i JUST makes you look mentally ill, as is.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          So why can't this game have an exception too?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >So why can't this game have an exception too?

            read the rest of what I said to answer this.

            assuming you re-read it and now understand I will continue talking about this topic from here on: you're not going for an "exception"... the "exception" of what was shown in the leaked game footage doesn't have a single example IRL - it's not "the exception". The "exception" is a female getting gassed up on the idea of killing someone, doing it once, then going back to being a prostitute or whatever women do with their lives these days. there is no "female man" that goes around acting like the previous gta characters.

            what's happening here is americans are trying to jam the square block into the round hole: "because I saw an advertisement that showed women acting like men, then if there were a gta main character she would therefore act like the previous male characters". This "shoving of the square block into the round hole" example is EXACTLY how the Graphics gays working for the studio that made that sonic movie came up with that "realistic sonic" that shocked everyone. Going as far as thinking of sonic as a realistic character (when the source material screams otherwise) is only explainable by graphics gays shoving the square block through the round whole - because they think everything needs to look realistic. this is also proof that they've been misapplying their fallacy where it's less obvious.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're autistic, didn't read.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Big bunda Latinas belong in GTA, especially when they are psychotic and absolutely obsessed about their man (the player)

      no. that was annoying in gta sa.

      you stand no chance to sell us on a female hotagonist. we know you're just trying to slip in your "women are men" homosexualry. who do you think you're fooling?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok fatass

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marketing

      Shilling

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he hasn't seen the old ladies in gta3

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Women can’t fi-

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow she knocked out a drunk 80 year old man, so brave

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        taking a free shot on an old man.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        > beating up a drunk old dude
        im not impressed
        i AM impressed she stood up for the other guy though but not because of the violence
        also the next dude in line basically got the violent dude to stop right before she walked up and punched the violent dude
        she just basically extended the incident with more violence

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to make her fat

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >start game
      >play enough to take full control of her
      >do at least enough missions to buy a motorcycle, enough food to max out weight, remove all clothes to wear only a thong, bra, and high heels
      >play the rest of the game just like this

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ngh

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would frick the tacos right out of her

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf that looks exactly like me (⊙_⊙)?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her face is too manish but her body is very hot

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks more like a man, and I'm boycotting r*ckstar anyways, so I'll pass on this garbage.

      You guys know men that look like that?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Give her a guy's haircut and take off the make up and she kind of looks like my sister's high school boyfriend

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks more like a man, and I'm boycotting r*ckstar anyways, so I'll pass on this garbage.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been boycotting their games ever since GTA5 because they're ass.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This place has fricked your brain beyond repair. How does this make you feel.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is hilarious that you're whining like a b***h for someone boycotting the most toxic propaganda that has ever existed in the history of mankind.

        you have mental illness, and you should understand that when people ignore you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you do anything other than bark buzzwords? Refer to the previous post.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            toxic is the only buzzword in there, but it matches what you're doing, sooooo yeah it's getting used. learn to separate it from your reddit readings and you'll understand.

            stop using reddit, homosexual. it's israeli anti-whtie propaganda. europeans are the master races. show some respect.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You will never be white. Sorry.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                europeans are the master races. show some respect.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mutterupoean

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                who is this meme directed at? do you think brown people are claiming to be european? where do you see examples of this?

                some americans don't even consider brown people american because they're not ethnically american

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ethnically american

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >This place has fricked your brain beyond repair

            "this place"? and what exactly is "this place" doing to people's minds? not being the obvious censored propaganda that reddit is?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You don't need to reply twice because you're upset. Just agree that browsing this shithole 15 hours a day has ruined your concept of reality.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Just agree that browsing this shithole 15 hours a day has ruined your concept of reality.

                i don't browse it that long, but you are not even saying that. you're wanting people to conform to your libtard ideology.

                National Socialism from the Third Reich is DEFINITELY more down to earth than that libtard shit... go frick yourself if you disagree. let's go to war b***h, we're not afraid of your guns

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You lost 😉

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    in a scale of 1 to 10, how scripted will the missions be?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hot
    As a south american this puta is below average

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    based!
    finally a game starring a latina psycho b***h

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    basado!

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's a more believable character if she's not super hot and is instead a 5ft impulsive, aggressive little b***h. Maybe she yells at Jason so much he has to shoot up banks for relief

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      fortunately your opinion doesn't count

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope GTAVI will be one of the first games that modders really embrace AI, so I can replace her with a man with male VO lines.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But then Jason will frick your character and that's gay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll also use the chainmail ball bag protector, then it's fine.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will there be an option to be a home alone mother route? Bad end?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you go around fricking men spreading STDs and aids? Does it have a me too option where you can call up police and say someone assualted/raped you to get someone arrested?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No because those are fake. Only chronic virgins or people who are overly medicated, intoxicated and trying to frick people in literal dumpsters fall for this lie.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Having to put up with her doing whatever she likes to you
        >Can't even slap her without spending the rest of you're life in prison for gender violence
        >Meanwhile her abuse is just a funny female thing no one cares about and finds funny
        I fricking hate the modern world so much...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah if this was 1870 she would've been in the dirt, after the raping

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Makes sense, since the rest of the world hates you right back I guess you are perfectly justified.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah if this was 1870 she would've been in the dirt, after the raping

          Chuddy mad

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pipe down cucky

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          her abuse is funny because men dont need women like women need men. He can simply leave the relationship with no problems, its funny to think she has any actual hold over him

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            *get pregnant*
            Pay up, deadbeat frickboy.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              thank you for proving my point

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He can simply leave the relationship with no problems
                He can't and thus he will be drained of his resources lest he wishes to get gangbanged in jail.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah if this was 1870 she would've been in the dirt, after the raping

          Get fricked, incels. We run the world now.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You rule nothing, you subhuman don't even leave your basement

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Get fricked, incels. We run the world now.
            It's funny this shit since their only hold over men is sex, if said man doesn't want to engage in a long term relationship with them they're fricked.
            Honestly speaking, most adult women are mentally children, it seems as if female brains never develop to the point of being able to make strong logical processes, that's why every female centric power scheme always ends up with fights and breaking apart, and they'll always end up doing whatever intelligent men want since they can't process what's gonna happen in the future.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            Chuddy mad

            Gonna cry?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >We

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            we wuz women n shiet

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I fricking hate the modern world so much
          Then leave it homosexual.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He’s just standing there because he knows what will happen after she yells for a few minutes (the end of the video)

          If you had more experience with women you’d know.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            not everyone has to have experience with deranged crackheads

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              That’s all women, even your mom

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                our women don't do drugs with blacks and homosexuals like yours do

                She believe he might be cheating on her and instead of breaking up she just screams at him a little. Anyone could figure out how it was going to end.

                westerners really are cucked... your women manhandle you in public and then you buy them stuff as a reward kek

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                especially his mother

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              She believe he might be cheating on her and instead of breaking up she just screams at him a little. Anyone could figure out how it was going to end.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          suck it up, chud

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen. Keep fricking your hand incel.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can just leave her, and yeah its funny to me because women are totally harmless and just need a firm hand, you gotta be a beta to let her break your shit, I love watching them try and act fierce

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine the sex right after.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If he had backhanded her right then and there, she would have stopped that behavior AND become soaking wet for him. White guys treat all girls like White girls. When it comes to this particular strain of Latinas, that's the wrong approach.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are Latinos just tsunderes but way more sexually frustrated?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy bunda

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is Sydney Australia, those are "Lebos" short for Lebanese. They are the Black folk of Australia.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought your fricking subhuman Abbos were the Black folk of the world. Lebs are based and their food is tasty, I grew up in Michigan and all my best bros were Lebs.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Steering wheel on the left
        >Australia

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not even the best Latino GTA protag

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats a dude

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is GTA's first female protagonist.
    Wrong.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hot latina
    Anon that "goblina del mexico" is not "hot".

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not ready for Miami latina kino....

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate fake breasts.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't mind

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't think of anything more gay than liking bolt-ons other than liking dick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, I would breed all of those b***hes and instantly regret my choice the moment the cum leaves my dick, get hard, do it again, then go into a panic the moment they tell me they don’t believe in abortion.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >instantly regret my choice the moment the cum leaves my dick
        >get hard, do it again
        Too fricking relateable m8.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >instantly regret my choice the moment the cum leaves my dick
        >get hard, do it again
        Too fricking relateable m8.

        nothing wrong with spilling seed in healthy heifers

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good lord. Sauce?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally all of them is under the 4/10 rate.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That means the sex would be incredible. Hot girls cant frick.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she's not related to Catalina in some way I'll will not buy it

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This ho gonna twerk enemies to death?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop talking like a Black person. jiggaboo coon speak isn't allowed here

      I will avoid playing as her as much as possible and will choose any ending that allows you to kill her off.

      but definitely won't avoid buying the game. this comment

      rockstar will damage its brand badly

      There are NO known AAA games in the pipeline that I'm aware of that anyone cares about. ... except GTA 6.

      Now, by the time gta 6 comes out it will have a starving army of consumerist gamers waiting to consume the next product. This is something that hasn't happened since halo1 debuted and halo 1 reaped the benefits of that.

      IIT we conjecture, for some maybe even pontificate, our posits on how rockstar will botch this easily obtained legendary status.

      confirmed

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will avoid playing as her as much as possible and will choose any ending that allows you to kill her off.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    GTA Online thoroughly eradicated any interest I had in this franchise.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over
    https://www.gameinformer.com/report/2022/07/27/report-grand-theft-auto-6-co-stars-a-female-protagonist-rockstar-adopts-more

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine her death animations.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    breasts too small

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Protagonists_in_GTA_(1997_game)

    amazing how the first game had a female protag yet for some reason alt left sexist chuds think it doesn't count...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're only concerned with making you see their bigotry against men; misandry

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will only play a GTA game with a female protagonist if I can get pregnant :3

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pregnant women are disgusting and smell bad. there was one that got pregnant in my first job and I had to hold my breath when talking with her

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        But you can coom inside if you manage to bed her.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      now that could be amusing.

      >thread about playable female character
      >trannoid freaks ape out and call everyone a chud
      Like clockwork

      freaks ape out and call everyone a chud
      >Like clockwork

      not to mention it's the dumbest insult ive heard in a long time. i didn't even know what that word meant until about a month ago. it just looked like spam in my feed.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Introducing a playable female character outside of online mode is missing the point of the GTA series

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread about playable female character
    >trannoid freaks ape out and call everyone a chud
    Like clockwork

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you have no idea what a hot latina is
    I can find them in the verduleria by the dozen

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong. You could play as women in the original GTA. You kids need to get with the times maaan, this shit's all been done before.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no you couldn't

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes you could.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope she's fricking psycho like Catalina.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kys uncultured swine

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ugly little anita sarkeeasan clone
    >overcompensating by giving her a fat ass so coomers can jerk off to her in clothing
    >shell be a lesbian/ have a chad boyfriend

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anita
      have a nice day goy

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick is her ass? She doesn't look latina enough. Fricking half gringos.
    GIVE ME A BIG ASS THICK THIGHS WOMAN LIKE GOD INTENDED

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay.

      shut up

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    given american "culture" in 2023, they will make the girl a troony.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      luckily for us, GTA games aren't am*rican!

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hot
    Lmao
    Pic related is a hot latina

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What could possibly be appealing about a new GTA game? Especially since it is going to be in the same contemporary American rural/urban zones as every other game. A bigger map, a different protag gender, and different mini games? Maybe a new GTA game would be interesting if it was a period piece but then again it wouldn't because it would have to be ahistorical and filled with xirs and Black folk. The only viable novel option I'd say is a Rockstar Cyberpunk 2077.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They peaked with SA and have been milking the brand since. V was a perfect storm with the name still being edgy and fresh with added open ended online schlock with more gamers and platforms to sell it than ever before. They can't keep this up that level forever and if VI is a major departure from staples of the series it could be a flop especially if there's too many newcomers on the dev team who can't maintain the standard.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    dios mio

    cant wait for modders to replace her with some actual hot Latinas

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lisa isn't Latino, she is mulatto. Then again I guess they could be the same thing depending on where you are in the world.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >isn't Latino, she is mulatto.
        >I guess they could be the same thing
        >depending on where you are in the world.

        No.

        What in the frick are you talking about? That cannot be true.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        why arent you banned yet ?
        you keep posting things that are not vidya related

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Doesn't know how races work in latinamerica.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can only get boners for anime girls, unfortunately. I have to protect myself from globohomo

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ewww americano game

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to wear real panties, real thongs, real underwear. i'm so tired of the wide boy short panties and the wide as frick underwear, whether or garter or not. I want strings, I want slings, I want pasties. Make a real mature game, not some watered down corporate sanitized garbage.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's always been weird to me how underwear and swimsuits in games are so conservative but when you go to any beach in America half the women there are wearing dental floss between their cheeks

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >slippery slope fallacy

        i also want censor patches for swear filters in games

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            don't want to hear swearing in games like resident evil. i want a patch that censors the swearing.

            censorship patch please!!

            i know this is incomprehensible to you because your method of persuasion is the slippery slope fallacy, but here's a perfect opportunity for you to think and unfrick your thought process (and it is fricked, to be sure)

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't even know what the frick you're on about.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even know what the frick you're on about.

        >It's always been weird to me how underwear and swimsuits in games are so conservative but when you go to any beach in America half the women there are wearing dental floss between their cheeks

        youre not saying that the games should have the same level of skimpiness as real life?

        and your next thought isn't to have full on, degenerate nudity and sex in the game?

        if so, you'd be the first person i've heard ever NOT use the slippery slope fallacy here

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where the frick are you even getting this slippery slope bullshit from? I was just making an observation on how weird it is that real life is skimpier than the escapist fantasy. You'd think it would be the other way around.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Where the frick are you even getting this slippery slope bullshit from?

            explained in the comment you replied to

            since it seems like you might not even know what the slippery slope fallacy is, and seem curious (weird that you're not looking it up though), here is a link explaining it https://www.grammarly.com/blog/slippery-slope-fallacy/#:~:text=The%20slippery%20slope%20fallacy%20is%20a%20logical%20fallacy,an%20environment%20where%20that%20follow-up%20event%20can%20occur.

            >I was just making an observation on how weird it is that real life is skimpier than the escapist fantasy. You'd think it would be the other way around.

            you're one of the few then if it stopped there.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know exactly what a slippery slope is. I just don't know why you jumped onto a comment expecting it to be some kind of leading question or something. Sounds like you've got your own issues to sort out.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >leading question
                what's the leading question?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why you seemingly thought a comment on how bizarre it is that videogames which people play for escapism are more modest than real life when it comes to swimwear was anything but just a comment on how bizarre it is that videogames are more modest than real life when it comes to swimwear.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh yeah. well, assuming youre not being disingenuous, you must not be reading/hearing people advocate the slippery slope. they will say things like "you don't want your gore censored, do yooooou? you have to advocate and allow full blown porn games now".

                You have a point though. I listen to a webcast where one of things I disagree with the guy about is his stance on porn in games, and he's always using the slippery slope fallacy. I've been catching up on 5 or 6 months worth of 3 hour webcasts, so maybe my perception is a little skewed. but the slippery slope fallacy has been trending online for years now, and I'm not imagining that part. also the fallacy I call "the shell game fallacy", where you say something doesn't exist, and people respond with "it does, you just weren't looking in the right place"; like the game where someone hides a ball under sea shells and mixes them up and you have to guess which shell it's under.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you having a stroke?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully we get RDO tier character creation, it had way better females and proper body types.

      Only thing missing was a tiddy slider so best you could get was fat breasts with the most obese body.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well at least it's female and not a troon homosexual.
    Also, better be able to dress her up real bawdy like.

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >prostitution mod gets released
    >stripper mod gets released
    >bestiality mod gets released
    >NOOO SHUT IT DOWN NOW REEE
    >countless articles published
    >six gorillion twitter screencap threads
    >plebbitors seething
    heh... nothing personnel cuckstar...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stripper mod gets released
      i can see them not letting you be a prostitute but im calling it now 100% certainty if there's a strip club the fem MC will be able to work there

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't make good games anymore
    >has to pander to the cümbrain audience
    Sad

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are better looking Latinas out there

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man face

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"female"

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more far-left feminist burgercuck shite
    yawn

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's objectively a 9 or 10/10, you people are so incredibly gay holy shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re just the weeb peanuts gallery, not nessecarily gay.
      But yeah, probably gay.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you frick Rami Malek?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't know who that is and don't care, the answer is yes I'd frick her, I'd frick your grandma, I'd frick a horse, and I'd frick your son

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here’s your Lucia bro

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >20 hours of the worst female standup you've ever heard
    Nice. bet she speaks with no mexican accent until it's time throw in cabron or some other shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Hi, how's it hanging dudes? I'm a little whippersnapper who tries to be hip like you folks. Anyway, let's all go to MI CASA and have TORRTIJAS okay my AMIGXS?"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Torrtijas
        Que mierda es eso?

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this women empowerment bullshit. More masculine bad b***h women will be the outcome because of this. We truly are in the times of weak men. Frick

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    games for this feel?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Enamorada de los papeles
      So she's with him for his money.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm only learning Spanish, but I think los papeles in this context means the papers as in the green card

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It could be.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This chick is delusional. She has so much White in her already that if these two had kids, they'd be pretty damn White themselves.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, I think she's just joking, or that white latinas like to larp as brown nowadays for some reason

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's obviously joking.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a normal thing in relationships? can I just sleep on girl's boobs every night if I manage to get a gf? would she also scratch my head like that by herself, because asking for it seems gay?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but falling asleep on breasts is less comfortable than you'd think. The best is spooning and she rests her ass on your crotch.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >falling asleep on breasts is less comfortable than you'd think
          why? something so soft seems perfect for a pillow

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        At first. Once she's comfortable nah.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          another reason to not get married

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reality is a self satire at this point. The most controversial thing this game can say is that there are 2 genders and marriage is between a man and a woman.

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love latinas.

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monerboners we eating good.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i will never fug her from behind while she calls me papi
      why even live

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the protagonist was modeled after Moner it would be a day 1 buy for me.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to explore Dora's ass and pussy.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't we all?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Coombait Dora.
            How does Nick keep getting away with it?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because everybody likes hot latinas and nobody complains about flimsy excuses to see more of them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is not going to become excusable to have a latina protagonist with "your peepee tingled, therefore you agree it's ok to have some c**t as a main character in gta 6".

        this is the same shit with that popular goblina in american politics, they come here, post provocative photos and gassed themselves up on the idea that "men are lusting over her so she's allowed to stay in office". that's called headcanon

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          modern vidya sucks ass and has zero value. so if nothing else it may as well make my peepee tingle

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer girls with a better body.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the end
        will GTA6 have a twerking dance?

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only somewhat fun part about gtav as the online, more specifically trolling rp servers. The single player was trash and expecting SP in this one to be just as shit if not worse but could be decent online I jut hope they do what they did for RDR2 and sell just the online part separate for like half the price

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >co stars
    lmao rockstar doesn't have the balls to make their cash cow female focused.

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hey I ain't no pedo, homosexual. Moner is 21 and looked like a grown woman even when she was 17.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sir, that's a 3000 years old dragon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sir, that's a 3000 years old dragon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sir, that's a 3000 years old dragon.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sir, that's a 3000 years old dragon.

        Sir, that's a 3000 years old dragon.

        are you brain damaged?

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could never see myself grow old married to a hispanic woman, easily only better than black women

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Only if the girl has unresolved issues.
    how so?

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ways to improve ~~*Reddit*~~ Redemption 2 (apply this to GTA)

    remove ALL of the contemporary political propaganda. for example:
    - ethnic americans attacking other ethnic americans and worshiping the african black (this was definitely not part of american history, and even libtards agree because they say ethnic americans were always wayciss to africans - so why in the frick would it be believable that arthur loves the african black and kills that guy standing up for americans? even europeans don't understand this part of the storytelling (because it's something that doesn't make sense unless you've been following the nonsense trail that started in 2016)). It says right on the box "america 1899" and this assertion is reinforced constantly throughout the game

    - americans would not be traveling with africans, even in a gang of outlaws, especially Southerners from the Confederacy - don't find some homosexual corner case where all you do is say there was an african that spoke to an american 120 years ago in america - just get rid of it
    - address properly every complaint in this video https://www.bitchute.com/video/5opFTQmh3cZ3/ (embed)
    - do not have arthur attack the KKK

    (notice how there's a theme building here where I can easily spoon feed you the anti-american propaganda)

    - make the writing realistic. and to make it very clear to the mentally ill libtards, have the american outlaws use the word "Black person" all the time. this is necessary because there seems to be a school of thought on this game where the word "Black person" is the focus. just get it over with and say "Black person" until the cows come home

    - if you're too stupid to understand what's been said above, just remove africans from the game and you can only screw up so bad after that, assuming Rockstar wants to improve this game instead of mistelling American history

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      - fix the convoluted controls. make on screen pop ups if you need to when obscure controls become available.

      - fix your homosexual ass menus to work like a normal game. This is far bigger a problem than i ever imagined it could be in 2018

      - fix the ridiculously shitty in-game information menus to properly categorize information in a tree based format, you clowns

      - make the saving and loading system simply accessible from the start menu and label it "save/load".

      - make the auto ride always available

      - skippable cutscenes (your game does not look good enough to watch that gay shit over and over again)

      - have something to better pass the time between rides (i've heard the nature scenes were supposed to make the inexcusably long rides excusable. they don't. your game doesn't look that good. get over yourselves, you're just being cheap because you're not creative enough to figure a way around this)

      - make the inventory system better. what you have is so bad i'm not even going to start on how to fix it. get your not-racist asses in that office, get smarter and fix it.

      - that core system is far too central a focus of the game. dragging ass all the time trying to fill the cores needs to have something else going on with it. it's a deal breaker and i will never play this game again because of it. your graphics aren't good enough to make up for this. your graphics are not good enough to make up for this.

      - fix whatever the frick is wrong with the mapping system. the thing doesn't log where i've explored sometimes, and there are like 3 places to check maps: arthur does the gay shit where he holds a map, there's a map in the start menu, and i think there's one other way to pull up a map. this is dumb and gay and you should scrap the whole system. this is also a deal breaker and i will never play this game again because of this one thing.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        - sometimes there is shit that pops up on the screen that you cannot read a log of. especially when symbols pop up and there is no way to even do an internet search for that shit. FRICK YOU for irritating me with this shit FRICK YOU DEVS PERSONALLY AND FRICK YOUR BOSS/MANAGERS

        deal breakers for playing this game that i didn't mention explicitly: the in-game information being poorly displayed is a deal breaker, the unskippable cutscenes are a deal breaker, the long rides are a deal breaker, the core system is a deal breaker, the anti-white 2018 american politics is a deal breaker,

        For those who have been subverted: "ethnic americans" means the admixture of europeans, i.e. British, German, French, Dutch, Spanish, Portuguese, irish, scotish, polish, czech, swiss, finnish, swedes, russian, greek, italian, and so on.

        they are the ethnic americans because they were the original intended immigrants of this new found, and largely unoccupied (especially in north america), land and organized the land to declare it a new land. and so it became a country for the first time in world history and the NEW mixture of european peoples together (which was shocking back then, as it was shocking that brits would mix with czech or german with polish or italian with anyone else), that had never happened in world history, gave birth to the american ethnicity, and it excludes african and pre columbian dna (reeeeee it's non inclusive, AMIRITE?)

        indians? the pre-columbians to be more accurate? they didn't even have names, most of them , and they died off due to the black plague and 7 or 8 other black plague level diseases simultaneously.

        Rdr2's creator company, Rockstar, has political motivation to mistell the history of USA, and it's causing a Mandela effect right in front of our eyes

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wants to play as a Black person gangbanger.
    >>San Andreas rules.
    gta san andreas came out when rap wasn't even close to mainstream yet. no public places that i'd ever been to were playing rap music and there weren't ugly ass jiggaboos walking around in places I went to, and they were (rightfully) kept in their self-made ghettos (ghetto does not mean dilapidated place, for the americans reading this with an erroneous definition of that word). now we have these disgusting blacks walking everywhere ugging up the place and bringing crime and drugs with their degenerate mentalities.

    it is an american fallacy that "because something was good for a period of time it is therefore always good and if you say otherwise you're a demon" and conversely "something was bad before therefore it has to be bad now".

    I'm american and most americans are fricking stupid as frick and i'm not exaggerating. you don't understand your own history. hell, you don't even understand (and use) what happened to you yesterday to learn from it and improve today.

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