>make 1000 aqua vitalis potions to sell. >buy the best armor in the game along with an extremely powerful sword

>make 1000 aqua vitalis potions to sell
>buy the best armor in the game along with an extremely powerful sword
>train combat for 6 hours
finally time to hunt rabbits!

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not levelling lockpicking and picking luck of the drunk perk so you can have the equivalent of a developer console after 2 hours

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GOD IN HEAVEN BE PRAISED. The lad Henry has come to bless us!

      Hey everyone! Henry's come to see us!

      >not picking flowers for 3 hours to max out strength and get the charisma bonus from smelling nice

      >MUH SWITCH

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOD IN HEAVEN BE PRAISED. The lad Henry has come to bless us!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey everyone! Henry's come to see us!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not picking flowers for 3 hours to max out strength and get the charisma bonus from smelling nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gods i hated that there was an animation for picking herbs and flowers so much

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did David Horak, Insomniac, and Anorectic at the same time and if it weren't for sunk costs I would've stopped only a couple of minutes in.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >10k herbs
          holy shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it helped immersion tbqh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think the animation is removed when you level herbalism up to a point.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        people who praise this game's gameplay but "hate" RDR2's are just moronic hypocrites

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Add the vitality bonus after picking enough thistles

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the czech dub any good? I like playing these historical games in their real language.

    Yes I know they probably wouldn't be speaking modern czech. Closest we got.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Czechs here complained how disappointed they are in their sub and I can’t blame. It’s really soulless

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a shame, I was looking forward to it. Guess I'll stick with english then.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't there two different English versions to boot?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I only ever played the default one, which I quite liked.

            What language would they be speaking in 1400's Bohemia, anyways? German? Czech?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no gf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute chad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm surprised it's such a rare achievement; i guess you need to know all the times you might accidentally a whole vegana

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's 3 that I remember, 2 are part of the main story. Could be more though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lady Stephanie usually gets people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even know you could have sex I'm this game. Wtf am I moronic?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC there are prostitutes. Also a certain part of the main quest pretty much railroads you into it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bathhouse has prostitutes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't even know you could have sex I'm this game. Wtf am I moronic?

          wtf a man goes to a bathhouse to clean himself and they throw filthy prostitutes who barely pass as people at him?? hello??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You earned that achievement, buddy

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >repeatedly knock commoners out in skalitz and punch respawning cows until strength and stealth 8 so you can knock guards out
    >knock them all out and steal their gear, bows especially
    >abuse infinitely respawning sheep for bow xp

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kcd is one of the best games ive played
    the combat is kinda lame tho, at least when you try to fight more than 2 guys

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most memorable moment, Ganker?
    >mid-game, dying to get better equipment
    >know I can get the most amount of money by pawning off enemies' armors
    >ride out to kill some, loot, ride back to town, sell / buy armor
    >do this a couple times
    >last run I collect so much loot, I'm too encumbered to even ride my horse
    >slow walk for 40+ minutes to the nearest armor shop
    >just listen to the ambient music and watch the sun set and come back up, praying I don't run into any combat the entire way

    I would reinstall for a new run, but I'm afraid I wouldn't stray very far from my original choices.
    I also don't wanna training my combat skills for hours again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I play again, I might try light armor, thief archer with a rapier instead of a heavy armor longsword.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mod it so it adds cut content like the polearm stuff. Makes things a bit more fresh.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried looking up more into Bohemia at this timeframe, and I think I have an idea for what could happen in the sequel.

    >armistice gets signed thanks to Jobst of Moravia
    >use this time of peace to recruit lords and prepare to fight Sigismund
    >If you get the number needed, Sigismund historically leaves Bohemia, if not, battle ensues
    >Pope Boniface IX acknowledges Wenceslaus' deposition, and makes Rupert the King Of The Romans
    >Wenceslaus escapes from imprisonment, you probably aid him, get aided by John II of Liechtenstein back to the kingdom
    >Wenceslaus arrives in Prague on Christmas Day 1403

    Also beat the game for a third time now. They need to just say something like "We're going through documents at the moment" or something.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sequel wont happen or will be shit due to dei requirements
      theyd make teresa trans or henry gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mindbroken chud

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing I don't like about this game is how exploitable the economy is, you could get the best gear available relatively quickly which kinda sucks the fun out of a lot of encounters. Otherwise, it's a great game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heavier armor should have had strength requirements like weapons, but i guess it would suck to loot some good armor early on and be told "lol nope"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sucks the fun out of a lot of encounters
      The encounters are either
      >get outnumbered and wombo combo'd
      or
      >actually be trained and one/two-shot your enemies
      One of these is fun. The other is shit.

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