>Make a game with an amazing premise. >Make playing that game as painful as possible

>Make a game with an amazing premise
>Make playing that game as painful as possible
>Listen to both sides of balance as if they're equal in an *asymmetrical game*
>Every balance change manages to piss off both sides
>Every bug fix somehow introduces more bugs than it fixes, every single time
>Half the killer roster is unplayable, and half of that is due to bugs
>Most perks across the board are fricking worthless
>Literally don't give a shit, let them eat Feng_Skin_30130428.OBJ
>$405 MILLION dollars annually

Is this what it's like to be French Canadian?

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

Unattended Children Pitbull Club Shirt $21.68

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't give a single solitary shit either if my game only attracted women and "women".

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not reading all that

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Let them eat slop.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a game with an amazing premise
    20-80, not even 40-60 of a good premise. It's fricking tag
    >Make playing that game as painful as possible
    Well yeah, that's why they use Blueprints

    https://docs.unrealengine.com/4.27/en-US/ProgrammingAndScripting/Blueprints/GettingStarted/
    >Listen to both sides of balance as if they're equal in an *asymmetrical game*
    Cote himself says the first and only time they listened they fricked over Freddy weeks into his release and never will do that again
    >Every balance change manages to piss off both sides
    Well yeah. Also everyone that worked on the original game as a coder is basically gone so now the newbs are changing numbers with little success
    >Every bug fix somehow introduces more bugs than it fixes, every single time
    "Fix" bugs. There are 6+ year old bugs in that game
    >Half the killer roster is unplayable, and half of that is due to bugs
    But hey, they got paid and that's all they care about. The first transaction, not retention
    >>Most perks across the board are fricking worthless
    Well that was the first sin. You can't come up with good ones when you need 3 per character four times a year at least on both sides
    >Literally don't give a shit, let them eat Feng_Skin_30130428.OBJ
    Because she still sells unlike Haddie
    >$405 MILLION dollars annually
    Which is sad...

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't tunnel, and maybe survivors won't teabag you so much at the gates.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >$405 MILLION dollars annually
      source? how do they make so much? last time I played was like 5 years ago

      I'll teabag him anyway, frick anyone playing this game

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >source? how do they make so much? last time I played was like 5 years ago
        Cheap micro transactions, honestly this is attractive because even third world people can get to spend on it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't tunnel survivors will make it to the gates more often, which means they have more opportunities to teabag. Tunneling to get a 4k prevents all opportunities for an endgame teabag in that game, so if you're skillful enough you can mostly remove the threat of teabagging from the game by tunneling, while playing "nice" brings you at the mercy of the survivors more often

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But it is ok for survivors to tunnel gens?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Base kit CI for all killers
        Base kit DS for all survivors
        Everybody can stop seething and dilating about genrushing or tunneling

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the core of the game just sucks ass
    i don't want to sit and watch my character repair a generator for 5 minutes. nobody does. the only reason the killer even has a chance is because people will leap at the opportunity to stop repairing and go do some stupid shit like try to troll the killer or flashlight him because that part of the game is actually fun. if you play with the perk that lets you see the other survivors you'll see them all instantly stop repairing to go unhook someone to escape the dogshit tedium of gen repair and that's always why you lose in the end

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's a game for women of course it's shit

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    More importantly, they fricked up Heather Mason.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a game with an amazing premise
    "PvP walking simulator" is not an amazing premise.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing DbD
    >Watching a 2 hours long video game essay on why DbD is shit

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this game has an almost cult-like community like XIV from what i've seen except a lot of the popular people manage to be even dumber than anything XIV could shit out

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Breakers works much better as an asymmetrical "Killer vs survivors" game. It proposes multiple win conditions, playstyles, and gives everyone plenty of objectives to do. DBD is just so bland and I cannot stand that chasing someone in a circle is the king of all these games and seen as "the best one."

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      DBD is rock paper scissors with blood so naturally its quite easy for casuals to get into

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The Breakers
      Damn i completely forgot about this, they really fumbled the ball by not being f2p

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Bandai really fricked everything up with the game, but it was a nice concept no one has decided to copy from. Game is blatantly pay2win and servers are basically only online still because of the few whales they sucked into the game. You can still get matches relatively quickly, but pre-made survivor groups really plague the scene now due to fully pre-made teams being allowed to do ranked matches together, which the game isn't balanced around whatsoever, so killers just get fricked.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Game is blatantly pay2win and servers are basically only online still because of the few whales they sucked into the game. You can still get matches relatively quickly, but pre-made survivor groups really plague the scene now due to fully pre-made teams being allowed to do ranked matches together, which the game isn't balanced around whatsoever, so killers just get fricked.
          Are you sure you aren't just talking about DbD here?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Too true, sis.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    not related to thsi thread but
    >make game with an amazing premise
    >"by the way it's roguelite and has deckbuilding and card-based gameplay"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      again, what's so bad about cards?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Roguelike so dont have to worry about any complicated save system
      >Cards so balance is made extremely simple
      >can just make simple-ass animations for everything if at all
      >Despite being a perfect setup for people who are more artists than developers, all the card art is awful garbage like "a sword with speedlines" or "a shield"
      The Deckbuilding Roguelike is not only overdone and trite, but has revealed itself as a genre for the lazy and cynical.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >you now remember texas chainsaw massacre and f13

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I liked ff13 but mainly because it was my first ff

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The only other game that's withstood the test of time in this micro-genre is the chinese voodoo doll one
      Why can no one get this genre right

      >F13
      Worked incredibly as a moronic lobby game post the California Girls webm. It was like Overwatch came first then TF2 second between DBD and it. RIP in Peace sweet prince.
      >TCM
      Should've just made an original reskin of F13 in all honesty, fricking nobody cares for TCM besides Leatherface and the grindhouse shit and the launch content provided enough of both to not keep people coming back for updates.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I play survivor to piss off my survivor teammates and make the killer happy.
    I’ve gotten several death threats for throwing some survivorc**t’s game and then getting hatch.
    I enjoy the game so much more now.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Listen to both sides of balance
    AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
    Survivor shits get special treatment because they're the Supportsissies/ADCucks of Dead by Daylight who believe that no matter how powerful they currently are in the meta they're too weak and need to be buffed.
    Meanwhile Meyers has 1 entire playstyle that isn't just a meme build.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Iunno man I played the free beta and DBD seems like the most random game for so many people to treat like a serious e-sport comp game
    >boo hoo Leatherface needs a 5% ms increase and lunge buff to bring him in line with
    shut up and stab people dude, DBD is a party game

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >all premise of horror and atmosphere is gone thanks to sweaty pvp and low graphics advantage
    sad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it blows.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    BILL!

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is this shit any fun nowadays? i quit some time ago but recently ive been seeing a lot of videos about DBD and people seem to have fun but everyone says the game is in a terrible state

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It depends on how seriously you want to play it. If you wanna solo queue and try to win, no, it's not any fun. If you wanna goof off with some friends you can probably have a good time.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i mean i only play surv when im with friends since soloq has and will always be cancer, aside from that i mostly play killer but every and i mean EVERY single killer main says the game is unplayable if you dont run full slowdown or play in a "sweaty" way so thats pretty much whats keeping me from getting back into dbd

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I guess as a killer it really depends on your MMR and if you're going against high level players or not. A lot of the whining stems from people parroting their favorite streamer, who typically is far better at the game than them, and has significantly different experiences than they do. If you're playing at a low or mid level, you probably wont notice it unless you run into really specific scenarios like going against a full pre-made. A lot of people that play DBD are dog shit, but they like to pretend they're all fricking amazing. Those 2-3% movement speed nerfs and buffs they love to whine about are really only noticeable for actual top level players. If you are good enough where these factors are important to you, then you will not have any fun.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I play this game solely as plague against twitch SWF teams, and then after i destroy them I go watch their twitch replay to see it from their pov. Feels good man.
    >playing since 2017

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand how they can take a premise as cool as an iconic horror chase and
    boil it down to repairing generators for thirty minutes
    on every single level
    This farm level? Generators.
    This biohazard lab? Generators.
    This haunted mansion? Generators.
    This alternate dimension? Generators.

    They should have made the survivor objectives more varied. Hunting down objects, capturing a flag, fricking anything else other than repairing generators.
    Or at the very least, fricking reskinned them for the different levels. The current state is pathetic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They are too afraid to frick with the formula with how long its been printing money, even if it would potentially make it much better. Same reason minecraft releases a slither of content, not because they cant produce more, but because microsoft is terrified of upsetting the fans.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Listen to both sides of balance as if they're equal in an *asymmetrical game*
    Even in an asymetrical game, balance is important. If one side sucks to play as, people are just going to quit every single time they wind up on that side and the game will wind up unplayable purely because nobody's actually playing the game, they're just quitting and rejoining trying to get on the side that's actually fun to play as. Among Us is a perfect example of this. Everyone wants to be the imposter and nobody wants to be a regular crew member so most times when you try to join a public game, the match just straight up ends the second it begins simply because everyone left when they didn't roll imposter.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I get frustrated at times but I still find the game fun and my whole friend group enjoys it. It’s nice having a big multiplayer game we can all play that isn’t a pew pew shooter

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S MA'AM!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Not a photo of the VA roping xherself
      Missed opportunity...

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's a game for women, they don't have to care about quality that much

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >playing a game that exclusively trannies and fat women play.
    >expecting it to be good.
    You don't have to tell us how much you love taking wiener in your ass OP, we saw it from the start.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i cant believe devs listened to moronic "content creators" and actually removed scamper from chucky. Cmon these guys are dumb as a rock you should never take any suggestions from them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Enduring + Nemesis + Two Can Play was the most fun build ever on Chucky. Literally makes your opponent blind and (functionally) deaf because they hit you with a pallet and lets you immediately get around it to take advantage of them running into a wall. Shame it'll be gone
      Has BHVR ever just removed part of a killer's power like this before? Not reworks like Freddy and Skull Merchant got, just taking part of it away?

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DBD desperately needs either a ranked mode or 8v2 mode
    >ranked
    >max of 2 survivors can queue together so every survivor team is either all solo, a couple solo and a team of two or two teams of two
    >devs can now balance the game around this setup instead of pretending comms don't exist and making stuff for both roles that's either completely useless or overpowered as frick depending on if you're part of/up against SWF or not
    >survivors aren't allowed to attempt self-unhooks for the first 30 seconds they are hooked unless a teammate has already died, all gens are complete or they have deliverance active, so tired of these babies who suicide as soon as they get hooked because they refuse to play unless the game goes perfectly for them, some of you selfish homosexuals never played a team sport or a co-op game growing up and it shows
    >rotates out some of the most used perks for both roles every week to stamp out meta homosexualry
    >both sides earn timed rewards for accomplishing different objectives and some of them will require escapes or 4Ks so you can't just AFK and get everything
    >killers are offered additional rewards to choose killers who are in the bottom 25% of selection rates so every game isn't blight or nurse or Wesker
    >8v2
    >uses new maps designed specifically for 8v2 (mainly because they need to be larger and have more gens)
    >14 gens total, 10 must be completed to unlock the gates, 4 exit gate locations and they all spawn on different walls
    >survivors can group up to 4, just like ranked at least half the survivors won't be on comms together
    >certain killer combos/addons might need to be banned in 8v2 because they'd have gamebreaking potential, perma T3 Myers would be able to level up very quick vs 8 survivors and his power would be broken as hell combined with any top tier killer
    >killers have to select different killers to provide some variety and fun combos
    t. 3000 hours played, evenly divided between survivor and killer

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Friday the 13th was way better than Dead By Daylight. This stupid game is obsessed with balance and being some kind of a ranked matchmaking e-sport.
    Friday the 13th is actually about survival and avoiding an actually dangerous killer.
    DBD doesn't feel like a game about a killer at all. It's like a game of tag. You could reskin the entire game to be about kids in teletubby land and you get put in timeout when teletubby catches you and tickles you. It's not fun playing the killer, the killer is the one being bullied and the survivors run circles around him. Playing the survivor isn't fun because you're just being an butthole and following the meta and memorizing all the pallets and juke routes while you bully someone into disconnecting.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Survivoids DC far more often if you want to bully people into ragequitting

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You only made this thread because you watched a youtube video.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Adding an option to see which people in the lobby are together before the game starts would fix a lot of problems. Most killer players will instantly dodge 4 people swfs. If you play against 4 random people who are not on comms then it becomes a different game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      DBD stays alive off survivor whales buying cosmetics for their waifu, they aren't putting in something that will make their queue times higher from lobby dodging.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    premise

    stopped reading there, certified moron opinions

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still enjoying it for now but I've only been playing since after Sadako came out. Even 100% it on steam. How much longer I keep enjoying it depends on what happens. According to leaks we're getting D&D Vecna and then Castlevania Dracula so I am stoked.

    I do enjoy this game but it's not something I can ever get anyone into with a pitch about it because it just boils down to tag running around a piece of wood.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How are we feeling about Killer Klowns coming out next month?

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