>make good game. >flop. >make multiplayer zoomer garbage streamer bait. >sell millions

>make good game
>flop

>make multiplayer zoomer garbage streamer bait
>sell millions
Thanks Gaming industry
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  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    FF7 Redditbirth flopped hard and sucks

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      says the spammer that defends Forspoken

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        LOL
        I don't give a shit about that
        I'm just speak the truth my blind dude

        Final Fantasy 16 is a crap movie and Final Fantasy VII Redditbith it's basically Ubishit with ff7 skin
        Have fun with your trash made in SE

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    You are no longer the primary target of video games. Its always been a young people thing and current young people like online games.

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers don't have money to be whaling on online games

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rebirth is not a good game. It's a bloated mess, and the decent combat is not enough to carry it.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      True. The ending ruins that game so hard.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >ending is literally the same thing that happened in the original + really cool pre-sequel shit

        >ruins

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >It's literally the same thing except for all the parts where it's nothing even close to resembling the same thing

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          autistic moron

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >two types of time jannies
          >convoluted and confusing ending
          >is the same!
          Kys

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Goes to show the sometimes success or failure are the result of external factors outside your control.

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    should have kept the story the same

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    people are sick of remakes and moviegameslop so they gravitate towards games that are all about meat and potatoes gameplay with no fluff. sorry you still cant understand this, muttlennial. boomers and zoomers are based and understand this. when will you join us in the 21st century, milleBlack folk?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Show me one populated server, no one is playing this shit

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        i know no one plays it, but i am trying to redpill my fellow zoomers on this game as zoomers would clearly enjoy it as zoomers are very competitive and interested in fair and balanced games and quake 3 is the best and most fair competitive fps game ever made.

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It released at a bad time tbh, HSR's penacony patch was way too big on PS5. SE needs to work around MHY not try to go head-to-head with them.

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I bought my yearly game, it was Helldivers 2, can't afford another, pls understand.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Well yeah, there's no need to buy so many games in a year. I know you have a backlog of 10,000 games like a sperg but normal people don't do that.

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >>make good game
    Where?

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >make incel game you get bored with in 5 minutes
    >flop
    >make multiplayer kino you can enjoy with your bros and turn into a social experience
    >succeed
    It's simple when you think about it. Imagine watching a movie all by yourself and how much better it would be if you watched it with another person. It's the same concept with games.

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Final Fantasy 7
    >There are 7 characters if you miss Yuffie and Vincent
    YOOOOOOOOO

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      is Vincent even in Rebirth?

      Heard NOTHING about him at all in all of these threads and I am worried they pulled a Yuffie and made him DLC

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        he does nothing and you can't even play as him or cid.
        he does one thing in a really cringey cutscene as part of a bloated yugio card game side quest. one of many instances of stupid bullshit that absolutely does not belong in the game.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          shit, Cid isnt playable?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Even Vincent knew better

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don´t know if it is a "good game" or not but the product itself is moronic:

    >PS exclusive
    >Episodic releases
    >Not faithful to the source material

    Who the frick is the target audience? The zoomer aint buying that shit. The oldgay aint buying that shit. It is just for final fantasygays that just play everything final fantasy related.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      this
      > muh "good game" was a flop
      remasters can't even be called "games". it's blatant cow milking attempt, usually with horrific execution

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for the compilation pack after the end with all the parts for like $80.

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >make good game
    Stranger of Paradise was pretty good, but OP should post a good game first to make their point

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the art style square has been pushing since ff13. The characters in their anime outfits and bright color palette look ridiculous and out of place in the photorealistic background. It's just a esthetically displeasing to look at.

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >spend 3b on Bungie
    >D2 is flopping and D3 might not be enough to save t hem
    >Arrowhead just re-does Helldivers 1 with better visuals and 3D world
    >massive success

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a good game for a singular platform which restricts 70% of the world from playing it
    >no one buys it
    GOLLY GEE I WONDER WHY SOSNY KEEPS CATCHING L's? MAYBE IT'S THEIR moronic BACKWARDS BOOMER VIEW ON THE MARKET? NO! IT CANT BE!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't seem to slow down any of the PS exclusives that eventually got ported to the PC like god of war, the last of us, and spiderman.

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The Vincent and Cid not being playable homosexuals are particularly insufferable, Vincent has like 20 lines in OG, we haven't been to Rocket Town yet so that's a big Cid focused segment in part 3, if Yuffie is anything to go by Vincent will be much better for it in part 3.

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    it seems like yuffie has a really nice and tight ass from this screenshot

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      she does

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird in the remakes how quickly they accept new party members to travel with them

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't play the original?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        NONE OF THE REMAKE HATERS DID, IT'S FRICKING OBVIOUS!!!!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Only cait sith but in rebirth they made an effort to connect him with the party

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >say you're making a faithful remake.
    >don't make a remake
    >scam your fans and burn all bridges with them.
    >make a "part 2" in which none of the content you got in part 1 is there.
    >summons, weapons, materia all missing
    >make no money
    well deserved. frick square. scummy bunch of c**ts.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >say you're making a faithful remake.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I guess by essence he meant the surface level iconography and nothing else. Ff7 became a completely different genre the second advent children came out and they decided the series was a full blown cartoon.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          I'll never understand why anyone expected a 'faithful' remake after the compilation. The devs clearly had a different vision of FF7 than many fans and the only reason it came out the way it did was due to hardware limitation.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            probably the word "Remake" and promise made by square and the fact they used the words "Faithful" & "Remake" multiple times in interviews.
            which means to make the thing again. as apposed to making a different thing that has nothing to do with it.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >but the essence of the universe will not
        well that's another blatant lie right there. it's literally not even the real FF7 universe.

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's good but not that impressive for 2024. SE finally made a somewhat competent Ubisoft "open" world, but about a decade after the trend got stale. If this the game came out around the time BotW or Witcher did and was multiplatform it would've done huge numbers. They simply took too long because their management is always too late to the current thing.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >a somewhat competent Ubisoft
      stopped reading

  24. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's not good tho. They would have sold gangbusters if they'd made an actual, no strings attached remake. Instead of 3 undercooked fan fic fascicles, with filler up the ass.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Will never stop boggling my mind in either vidya or film. They always have to fundamentally change something. If I like the original, why would I want it changed? If I order vanilla ice cream and some gay puts chocolate in it, I didn't get what I wanted or asked for. Even more confusing is the swarm of gays that will rush in claiming to he vanilla fans that insist that vanilla is lame and old and chocolate is actually the new vanilla.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking Crash Bandicoot sold 10M with the N-Sane Trilogy after a decade of being shat over and becoming a non entity in the industry. FF7 is adored and the most nostalgic icon of the ps1. It was so easy to do it right and cash in. But no, they had to try to milk it, and justify selling it 3 times at full price.

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >make good game
    That's the problem. FF7RE isn't really a good game. It's incredibly mid. I am convinced most people here haven't even played it and are just shitposting.

  26. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    get woke, go broke

  27. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever, just post Yuffie content.

  28. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    They need to stop making games that feel like interactive movies. That's the problem. I don't want to watch a visual novel. I want minimum cutscenes and maximum gameplay. FromSoft already perfected this. I'm so sick of JRPGs feeling like visual novels

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sqenix CEOs are moronic and don't think anyone will play a game that isn't constant DMC-style action despite their earlier turn-based games still selling a ton

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You havent played it, troony.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >feel like visual novels
      They feel shitty shounen anime and I'm tired of pretending they don't. There was a golden period when anime and video games from Japan were in distinct and separate buckets. Weebs and their Otaku counterparts demanded both he merged to suit their autistic and hyperfocused tastes.

  29. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I struggle to call Rebirth a good game unless you're riding a nostalgia wave. Just like part 1 the pacing is absolutely atrocious. Something that the original never struggled with because there was very little padding.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      What, you mean you don't like running from checklist to checklist after reaching le Ubisoft tower that activates said checklist?! Are you even a le real gaymer if you don't like doing mindless chores and 60+ hours of ridiculous filler?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Its not like that at all. You clearly havent played it.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao shut up Square simp. It absolutely is like that. The game is about 60 hours longer than it needs to be due to filler. I can prove you wrong and take a picture of my save file in 5 seconds just to make you seethe even more

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Something that the original never struggled with because there was very little padding.
      cant say the same since random battles exist.

  30. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >make good game (remake of old good game)
    >actually it's just 1/3rd of the game we're remaking
    >full price for each 1/3rd btw 🙂
    >make it exclusive to the Fortnitestation 5, which people buy in order to play Fortnite and sometimes CoD or GTA or not-FIFA
    >it doesn't sell
    How can this be?

  31. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >urrgghh i hate remake, its so linear!
    >here, have a world map to explore
    >uggh, i hate this aimless empty shit!
    >here, have some pointers on where to go and optional content to enjoy, and you can do it whenever you want
    >i hate this MMO shit like "get 30 boar asses for 30 gold!"
    >ok, here are some special monsters then, they are either recolours with more abilities and different AI, or stronger unique side bosses than usual
    >no...i mean...i dont want to fight! theres nothing else to do
    >here, have some minigames
    >nooo, i mean not time wasting shit!
    >ok, here are minigames with more developed mechanics that also give you rewards
    >no, i mean, i dont want meaningless shit!
    >ok, here is queen's blood, it has its own storyline
    >no, i mean connected to the characters!
    >ok, here are some sidequests, with their own mechanics, unique enemies, and even minigames, all connected to the party and some sidecharacters
    >no, i mean connected to the plot!
    >ok, heres the protorelic sidequests, they even connect to the clones and sephiroth, and even to the fan favorite character gilgamesh
    >no...i mean...i mean....UUURRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      ok here's some random homie in cosmo canyon who wants you to feel sorry for her because she cant fly her shitty chocobo anymore. epic side quests!!

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        that side quest is based because it gets Yuffie to sing a cute chocobo song when she rides a chocobo

  32. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >make multiplayer zoomer garbage streamer bait
    >sell millions
    They made TWO of those in recent times: marvel Avengers and Babylon falls, both were MASSIVE failures.

  33. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Evidence Aerith is dead: All the other party members, Sephiroth telling Cloud "You'll never see the truth with such clouded eyes", Cloud's mind flashes which happen when his mind rejects reality, Lifestream Aerith's direct involvement, Aerith being stabbed by Sephiroth.

    Evidence Aerith is alive: Cloud(the most reliable narrator in the setting, we have an entire chapter dedicated to his perfect recollection skills).

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      the story is already written
      It's clear she is alive anon-kun you will feel like a moron as always

  34. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'll start by saying that I am a day one player of both Rebirth and Remake. For me, FF7 Rebirth has a good game system, and the combat system is much improved compared to Remake. But why are there so many mini-games? You can't proceed without playing them, and some items are tied to mini-game scores. If you don't get the highest score, you can't obtain those items in the game. To fight summon monsters, you have to find their lairs to weaken them. To unlock more crafting types, you have to find energy sources. Chadley appears every 5-10 minutes. It's such a hassle, tying everything to mini-games.The slow pacing of the game is partly due to the clunky character walking animations. You can't switch characters while walking on the map. The swimsuits you painstakingly collect from mini-games can only be used in limited areas. Why even have weapon shops when you only buy a few items? And you can't ignore catching Mogs because you'll miss out on points to upgrade skills.

    In summary, why cram in so many unnecessary elements? If they cut these out and focused on the storyline and gameplay, I think Remake and Rebirth could have been combined into a single installment. The side quests are too pointless, and some don't even give items if not completed.

    In conclusion, SE just needs to make games that players want to play. If it's fun and good, it will sell, even if it's an exclusive. But ending exclusivity doesn't make the game better. it just means spreading a bad game to other markets to make more money.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      There is about 30 hours of filter in remake and about 50 hours in rebirth. This shit could have just been ignored and they focused on making a tight game. Witcher 3 managed to get tons into one game. Why cant SE?

  35. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >You know, these side quests are quite similar to the ones they have at Ubisoft
    >Hohoho, no! Patented SquareEnix odd jobs! Old corporate recipe!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      its missing the part where Chadley and Mai randomly message you afterward talking for about 3 minutes with le ebin jokes and funny :D:DDDD

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        what pisses me off is each bit of dialogue like this takes up a fricking gigabyte on your hard drive.
        There needs to be a ban on this shit. we need to put a 10GB limit on prerendered FMVs (everything should just be done in engine)
        and a 8GB limit on dialogue files.

        This game should be no more than 20gb yet it's filled with awful bullshit nobody fricking wanted like npcs talking garbage as you walk past and 20gb of anime grunt sounds.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          I don't understand why prerendered FMV is still a thing in 2024. Technology has already caught up and can easily run these cutscenes in real-time if they want to.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Laziness.
            You don't need to optimise your cutscenes or worry about good programming aspects if you just get a studio to pre-render them.
            They'd rather hurt their customers.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              It's weird because FF13-2 exists solely to prove they can do epic cutscenes in real-time, which is why they added those useless QTEs to make it feel more cinematic. But two generations later, they've gone back to using FMV again.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >>You know, these side quests are quite similar to the ones they have at Ubisoft
      at no point in ubisoft games there are sidequests that give you info on the region you are that lead to recipe to craft stuff and that leads you to a miniboss from the region that also leads to more materia

  36. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    XV killed the series and Luminous Productions got destroyed and Tabata fired from the comapany

  37. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Final Fantasy 16 killed the franchise
    And Final Fantasy VII redditbirth just put another nail on the coffin

  38. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >make good game
    Rebirth is a 7/10 at best

  39. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't know if it's good or not

    They only sold it on the PS5 lmao fricking morons

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Who played it on PS5 said that ff7 rebirth is ubishit garbage mess.
      And after the boring Remake 7, I think that the people will gladly pass over all this fanfiction trilogy 7

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Lol pcgays will eat it up like they ate up remake.

  40. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly? No dumbass schizo echo chamber Ganker shitposing? I was pretty burnt out about halfway through Gongaga with all the side shit, partly because I did everything in the continents before it because I have fomo with games like this. But apart from all of the side shit starting to feel bloated, the main story beats were all pretty great. I felt the same way about Remake and thought the ending completely ruined everything. I was pretty much ready to put down Rebirth and then I got to chapter 13. Now even some aspects of the Temple kind of bothered me, but overall it was good and then you get to the trials. From this moment on everything is kino, people b***h about the ending being similar to Remake in that it fumbles everything up, but I’ve honestly come to the conclusion those people are moronic and have shit taste. I’m not all in on Nomura’s wild bull shit. XV was trash and I gave up on Kingdom Hearts over a decade ago. But when you go to the other world on that little date with Aerith and she pushes you back to your own time. When it looks like Cloud is going to save her and then he doesn’t. When Zack abruptly teleports next to Cloud and they both yell “Sephiroth!” and square up with their swords. Swapping through the party fighting Sephiroth Reborn. Cloud being 100% out of his mind even harder than OG and the very final cutscene. All of it was completely oozing soul and all issues with the main game are worth it to experience the last 2 chapters alone. If you don’t like it you don’t like Soul simple as that, Nomura won me over and I fell in love with Aerith and everything hit me harder than the OG. Complete turn around as I was pretty much ready to drop the game about halfway through.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      FF16 is actually worse

  41. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's astounding how they made a game that doesn't appeal to anybody, not old fans, not new fans, not rpg fans, not action fans, not fans of a well told story. It really is impressive in it's own twisted way, the only person who would like this is the type of bottom feeder who would eat up whatever Square shit out.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      what a fricking moronic post

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >not new fans, not rpg fans, not action fans, not fans of a well told story
      it appeals to all of these, also half the old fans.
      Problem is the marketing and reach for FF on PS5 is shit

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        The marketing was fine, it had more than enough of a social media presence and positive buzz around it, the fact is that it's so scattered in it's design that all of those potential fans are going to be stepping on each others toes. The combat is experimental, too confusing for the average normie to understand, but easy enough for them to beat anyway, and too simple if you actually know what to do. New fans have probably been long spoiled in the 4 years it took to get here and if they aren't they're probably still confused about the fate ghost from the last game, old fans have to deal with the story being neutered for modern day graphics and the unbearable padding, the PS5 is obviously a big pain point for the sales but I have to imagine Sony is shelling out insane money for these games, they're probably close to paid for before they sell a single copy.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >The marketing was fine,
          no it was shit and the first demo was trash. That's what made the difference for XVI

  42. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    ff7 part 2 was doomed to fail. it's a canonical sequel that requires you play the first game to understand anything and it's a PS5 exclusive. squares whole strategy dumping hundreds of millions into this makes no sense.

  43. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanted a simple remake of VII that's faithful to the original.

  44. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rebirth was okay but the open world was an absolute fricking slog. Remake was better.

  45. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FILLER FILLER FILLER TOO MUCH FILLER

    The "filler" is literally optional side quests and Ubisoft open world baubles. You can literally ignore 100% of it and mainline the game if you want to. This is a problem of your own making that you don't want to engage with side quests and checklists but do it anyway solely to complain about it.

    Complain about the genuinely gay shit like not showing Aerith actually getting stabbed or the time janitors or the forced slow walk "epic" sequences or the forced cait sith sequence. Those are worthy of criticism. You being unable to control your autism and forcing yourself to do things you don't like or want to do is not.

  46. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Meh, woke shit is woke shit. It should flop.
    I will be playing my gachas from the east and indies on the side lols.

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