Make Nintendo good again:

If you were put in charge of Nintendo, what would you do to make Nintendo great again?

  1. 1 week ago

    Release a proper console that isn't a repurposed Android tablet.

  2. 1 week ago

    its literally winning

    id change nothing

    • 1 week ago

      but you are fat bald and old and never had sex, where is the winning?

  3. 1 week ago

    Make OOT on PC with 4k graphics. Done

  4. 1 week ago

    Commit suicide

  5. 1 week ago

    Release real games instead of rehashed Ubishit shit. Where the fuck is Mario?

  6. 1 week ago

    >return of virtual console and release the entire back catalog of VC games on Switch
    >make Directs SOVLFUL again
    >release game soundtracks on streaming services etc.
    >take Pokemon away from Game Freak and give it to Bandai Namco/Capcom (Pokemon Company probably have control over this but it needs to happen)

    • 1 week ago

      Nintendo owns as much of the Pokemon Company as Gamefreak does. TPC is the company these two + Creatures Inc. founded to coordinate their joint venture together.

      It's impossible for Nintendo to cut GameFreak out of this. Even IF they won Creatures Inc. over there is probably some other contractual bullshit preventing this.

  7. 1 week ago

    "We have brought back the Virtual Console. It is no longer behind a subscription paywall. You can now buy ROMs from every past Nintendo system on a digital storefront.

    You are allowed to keep them forever and port them over to future Nintendo consoles. You can play them on our dedicated emulators that we have created a department for to maintain and update constantly to ensure accuracy.

    You are allowed to have fan projects.

    You are allowed to have tournaments.

    You are allowed to host scans of Nintendo Power and old strategy guides.

    You are allowed to keep old tracks on YouTube.

    Here are minis of the Gameboy, N64, and Gamecube.

  8. 1 week ago

    make all IPs public domain, then sell the company for spare change. enjoy 30 fanmade metroids and starfoxes a year

  9. 1 week ago

    >Upgrade their servers to dedicated servers
    >Do away with the retarded tier paywall shit
    >Bring back Virtual Console
    >Allow fans to make free fangames
    >Rip Pokemon away from SHITEfreak and give it to MonolithSoft
    >Release OSTs outside of Japan
    >Bring back Star Fox and F-Zero
    >Acquire the NiGHTS IP by ripping it away from garden gnomega and make NiGHTS amazing again, allowing Sega to sink themselves into fucking oblivion with worse and worse games that enrage the Sonicgay permatards
    >Add antihack/anticheat to games like Smash and Splatoon
    >PERMABAN Fire Emblem from Smash Bros. entirely

    Am I missing anything? Feel free to add to this.

    • 1 week ago

      add a text chat feature in the next switch update
      give pokemon to literally any other fucking development team that isn't gamefreak
      begin working on a new f-zero
      thats all

      >star fox
      this is that thing that people on the Internet pretend that they want, but then it will come out and flop in sales

      • 1 week ago

        i don't care, i want a new f-zero

    • 1 week ago

      fire emblem will always be more successful than your favorite scrimblo bimblo only you recognize

      • 1 week ago

        >Fire Emblem
        >Bigger than any of Nintendo's biggest main franchises

        Someone's choking on seething and copium.

        • 1 week ago

          than any of Nintendo's biggest main franchises
          I never said that.
          I like Star Fox and F-Zero, hell, GX is one of my favorite games of all time, but they're flops.
          I'm talking about stuff like Chibi-Robo or Starfy. Also good stuff, but barely anybody cares about them nowadays. Which sucks for Starfy's case. That series is pure kino.

  10. 1 week ago

    Have them aquire bits of various video gzme companies to aquire one IP from each then out for the original owners with a new title

  11. 1 week ago

    Disband NoA

  12. 1 week ago

    From now on, every Nintendo product ships with an apology letter personally signed by Doug Bowser.

  13. 1 week ago

    Divert all fundings to Monolith Soft and hiring Platinum for supervised collaborative works.

  14. 1 week ago

    add a text chat feature in the next switch update
    give pokemon to literally any other fucking development team that isn't gamefreak
    begin working on a new f-zero
    thats all

  15. 1 week ago

    Release advance wars and stop being gays about it

  16. 1 week ago

    >release every game they’ve ever made, for FREE
    >make it so Jenny Takanaka in 5th period HAS to be my girlfriend

  17. 1 week ago

    Give us a switch with 4k 120fps machine with 12h batterylife,free online play, no subscriptions.

  18. 1 week ago

    First off fuck Nintendo, but why would I change anything if they are dominating? I guess personally I'd love to find a way to multiplat their shit to PC and kill the console for my own gain but that is obviously a retarded business decision. I'd probably halt the mainline Pokemon games, let Gamefreak trial and error their way to a new series, and make the folks from Colosseum/XD come back for another entry. As far as multiplat goes I think a Nintendo official seal of quality Pokemon MMO between Steam and Switch would be cool, the premium would be free on Switch consoles and a paid sub for PC users. Plus I'd like to make a Mario Party for PC that enables map creation and toggling all the functions from older entries (day/night, that trap laying orb shit, etc). Set that turn timer for fucking 100 turns max and a super challenging npc difficulty. Then try to stir up some interest for a first person Metriod game that's border survival horror while intentionally not having autistic mechanics like crafting and the like. Making it so Samus has to be resourceful and scavenge in an attempt to make it off the hostile planet. I don't know I have fun ideas but not really business wise ideas.

  19. 1 week ago

    >Go back to making normal home consoles, instead emphasizing a smaller form factor like the Gamecube
    >Bring back the Virtual Console in spectacular fashion, make it playable on both their new console, PC and a new dedicated VC handheld that would basically be their answer to all those chink emulation handhelds
    >Make controllers with non-drifting sticks
    >Shut down the theme parks and movie plans and actually make games again
    >Get rid of the Splatoon DLC model and release complete games again

  20. 1 week ago

    I'd make a new console that's more powerful than the ps5! and costs $250! and online is free! and bring back virtual console! but this time it's free! and make all games go on sale for $20 1 week aftter launch! and allow jailbraking, emulating, pirating, mods, fangames! make new entries for old as fuck games! and don't complain when they sell 20k copies! retire mario, zelda, pokemon, miyamoto, sakurai and aonuma!
    ahhh now nintendo is a good company again

  21. 1 week ago

    Moe HQ back to ja-
    Oh wait, wrong thread.

  22. 1 week ago

    Snoy cope thread

  23. 1 week ago

    >no more cancelling fan projects that aren't made for profit
    >improve Smash's servers
    >remove the NSO expansion, put all of its content into the base version
    >add GB, GBC, GBA, and Gamecube to the service with as many first party (at least) titles as possible
    >allow NSO games to be bought for cheap ($5 for Gamecube and GBA, 3 for everything older)
    >kill off Pokemon Unite, stopper all Pokemon releases for 3 years
    >release a 3D Zelda collection with OoT, MM, WW HD, and TP HD
    >pin down a release date for Metroid Prime 4
    >bring back Rhythm Heaven and Star Fox
    >release NES Remix 1 + 2 on the Switch

  24. 1 week ago

    >Reduce censorship to zero
    >Fire the entire Treehouse/NoA
    >Make the next console as powerful as a mid-high end PC
    >Call it the Gamecube2
    >Make it compatible with the Switch2, which will remain an hybrid console

    • 1 week ago

      >Also, I would stop selling DLC and double the price of my games.

  25. 1 week ago

    no more gimmick consoles, proper netplay and bring back games like four swords, start making 2D platformers again to cheaply pad out content drought instead of relying on remakes, make the hardware a decent platform for indie developers, drop monolith

  26. 1 week ago

    Resurrect Iwata to help us through the dark times. I have no idea where Nintendo do is going to go after this. Switch was literally all Iwata and now we have some fuck head president focused on profits over experiences.

  27. 1 week ago

    Why the fuck do people want the virtual console back? I am NOT paying $5 for a fucking NES game again with zero new features. Just hack your Wii U or 3DS or emulate.

    • 1 week ago

      Think from a business perspective. They're not going to just give them away for nothing.

  28. 1 week ago

    >Next Console
    Nintendo Switch 2
    Prioritize stronger hardware for graphics, processing, etc.
    New JoyCons have a traditional controller grip and overall better quality
    Reverse-compatible with all Switch games and JoyCons
    New gimmick is a bundled VR headset; New games have the option to NOT USE IT

    Make base online multiplayer free again
    20$ annual online adds features like party chat, etc.
    Provide dedicated servers for dedicated multiplayer titles

    >Community Focus
    Be more community-friendly towards fan projects, tournaments, etc.
    Make more soundtracks publicly available to listen to and purchase
    Virtual Console no longer locked behind online, with old ROMs purchasable

    >Video Games
    Force more quality out of the Pokemon Co. for its main series games
    Greenlight development of a AAA Star Fox game as a launch title for Switch 2
    Greenlight Smash Ultimate Deluxe for Switch 2, with more characters and content
    Stop pushing Fire Emblem so hard; It doesn't need the constant support anymore

  29. 1 week ago

    >improve online and stop charging for it
    >tell gamefreak to stop shitting out pokemon games all the time
    >let bayonetta back on other platforms since tendies don't even play her games
    >tomodachi life 2
    >fix the mario rpgs
    >next console is a true home console
    You're welcome.

  30. 1 week ago

    The only thing they need to do at this point is launch stronger hardware.

    • 1 week ago

      having one title ranging from awful to mediocre every 6+ months is not a good gameplan when exclusives carry your console and it's going to hurt them next gen. most of their fanbase has shifted to adults and I'm not so sure they are going to buy a console that costs twice as much as it should because it has a wagglin gimmick to play a handful of games

  31. 1 week ago

    Scrap console development and go whole hog on being a third party. Th Switch is an irrelevant tablet and they might be able to scrape back together some of their goodwill by taking their useless hardware development and make their games actually look like they were made in 2023, not 1995.

  32. 1 week ago

    make switch 2 a 1080p 60fps beast(4K switch is a meme)

    that's it.

    • 1 week ago

      >4k is a meme

      Think from a business perspective. They're not going to just give them away for nothing.

      Breh, I pay $20 a year to play online and they throw in a bunch of "free" NES and SNES games I never play.

  33. 1 week ago

    >make Nintendo good again

    Their latest console is one of the greatest and most successful video game systems of all time.

    The last in-house installments of their top IPs are two of the most critically acclaimed games in history.

    "Make them great again" lmao I love laughing at tween incels on a hentai pedo board trying to give a 200 year old company business advice.

  34. 1 week ago

    New console with more impressive specs and revive some older franchises even in just a smaller capacity. But most importantly, an online service that isn't fucking awful and embarassingly ancient. Aside from whatever black magic that makes MK8 run fine, I've had awful times online that I just never see on PC. The virtual console offerings are bad, so much worse than the wii virtual shop which should not be tolerated. Also just make the jump to offering gamecube/gba already. And get a new translation team, treehouse shouldn't be a mini 4kids within NoA

  35. 1 week ago

    >If you were put in charge of Nintendo, what would you do to make Nintendo great again?
    I would release a pokemon MMO. Think about world of warcraft ,except the NPC's are trainers and the mobs are wild pokemon, i'm not sure why this hasn't been done yet, this is what the players want, single player in 2023 is cringe... I want to be able to find a player in the world and kill his pokemon with my max level charizard.. I bet a pokemon mmo would make over hundred billion in sales, and they could make a lot of money from a store system selling clothes and shit for the pokemon and the trainer... maybe custom style pokeballs, etc... just don't sell power and balance the game and it could even become an esport, as for the combat system, i would like to play the actual pokemon, like you are the trainer, but during the battles you are playing as the pokemon, no turn based bullshit, make it action combat system, if you fire a flame you have to hit, the other player can dodge, etc... this game would be fucking sick, if n to n battles each player has to control a pokemon

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