>Make woman character

>Make woman character
>"Uhh well she can move any number of spaces in all directions and she can beat knights and entire castles by herself"
Really?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Knight jumps queen, if you know what I mean.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes you just know

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YJK

      Y J K
      J
      K

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Knight jumps queen, if you know what I mean.
      Anticipation of the final scene

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Built for the black knight

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Black
        >Knight

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would chess be better if it had more color variety?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I liked this better when they said kbro instead of just bro.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              WTF

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fuck it’s been so long since i seen this classic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What the fuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lancelot's affair with Guinevere is what ruined Camelot, and Mordred's rebellion was the final nail in the coffin. So knights should be replaced from chess with stewards, because they are the unsung heroes who keep kingdoms running.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Lancelot's affair with Guinevere
        Added by French authors, not part of the original mythos.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares, if she dies the game keeps going. The prize is always the man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just like my jsrpgs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lilina is as paraplegic as roy tho

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Queen(male)

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2022
    >white still always goes first
    ugh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chess is problematic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And some say that white privilege is not a thing

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay because any pawn can become a queen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chess chud game confirmed

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker
    >"Video" games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ???

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There was chess game that had a skull on the front of it whole being called like death chess - the only chess you'll need. If anyone has the cover for that, please show me.

        Posting the best chess

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    made for bbc (big bishop cock)

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh and i suppose castles can move

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hi, i like chess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are good at it, anon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hi, i like chess

          stinky sex with Gyari

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    In the middle eastern version does it also have the ability to lose a battle even if it's forces outnumber the enemy 15 to 1?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chess.com or lichess.org?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chess.com just werks for me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you need to get a subscription to play chess dot com
      Lichess is 100% free

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It gets funnier when you realize peasants can transition and suddenly get all the benefits of being female.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do you know pawns aren't already female?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every other piece except the king is female, then.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >chess is a game where two men command their respective harems into a war of attrition
          I will now play your game

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hueg milk truk castle mommies

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now turn field into mud and put pieces in a bikini and we have a deal

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I hate women.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck Nintendo?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The arab vizier could only move one square diagonally though. It didn't become a queen until later when the French got it and also powercrept it to hell.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    show yourself Andrew Tate I know you're in this thread

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chess is for nerds real men play checkers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True tbqh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      checkers is the thinking man's chess

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad that he was gone before ending up like modern Youtubers tbqh

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i thought this was the chess thread, my bad teehee

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't play chess so I couldn't tell if there was supposed to be something notable in that game

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't worry i play chess and i can't tell either

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?

      i thought this was the chess thread, my bad teehee

      I don't play chess so I couldn't tell if there was supposed to be something notable in that game

      Don't worry i play chess and i can't tell either

      it's loss

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't

        If women ruled the world, it would be a better place tenfold. Of course, the Queen can do anything she pleases - as God wills it, she is more fit to rule than the King

        see it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't see it

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not about power, it's to show her worth to you. She is your waifu, your everything, and to lose her would be a great loss. Can you win without her? Sure, but it'll be harder.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If women ruled the world, it would be a better place tenfold. Of course, the Queen can do anything she pleases - as God wills it, she is more fit to rule than the King

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Non stop wars and carnage

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Western localisation turns the King's Adviser into YASS QUEEEEN feminist power fantasy

    Ruining gaming since the dawn of time

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The power of vagina

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was cute chess piece.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man I was just learning how 2 chess today, fuck off glowmorons

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She just that good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fucking traitor whore

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kallen literally defended Lelouch when everyone turned on him and tried to gun him down until he decided to play the heel

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if you get far enough you become a chud
    Holy moly, didn't expect this shit to be that pozzed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      aschually originally the pawn turns into an elephant so it's a furry game, not pozzed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hey guys, this persian game is fun.
        >it makes no sense tho we dont have elephants here
        >Lets change it to a woman then.
        >perfect

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All pieces except the king are female.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The king is female too, idiot--

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Technically the pawn becomes anyone. Can be rook or bishop too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, see

        Every other piece except the king is female, then.

        All pieces except the king are female.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my wife

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >deleted
    what did they mean by this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      deleted is a non westerner who thinks its typical of the west to adapt a game and change the gender, even in fucking whatever BC or AD chess was invented.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck it, gonna just post chess games.
    This one has some insanely cool art if you look it up. Real 90s looking fantasy art. The sprites in game not so much.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terminator, Alien and SW were such whore franchises, getting their own ugly ass joysticks and chess games

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>Make woman character
    Learn English before posting, ESL

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IMAGINE fucking all of your pawns, knights, bishops, rooks, and queens

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you'll never be a cute twink king protected by big strong mommy queen

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >even chess was pozzed trash all along
    I can't take it anymore

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They say in chess you got to kill the queen and then you've made it.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harem orgy with king

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >White goes first
    Um what kind of racist white privilege is this?

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Allegory for movement in social circles.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Fitz

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwgile the king is a fat ugly bastard that can only move one space.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >female character is playing Metal Gear Rising and everybody else is playing checkers
    >"men" on imageboards seethe impotently

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    iill yourself chud

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