>Make woman character
>"Uhh well she can move any number of spaces in all directions and she can beat knights and entire castles by herself"
Really?
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>Make woman character
>"Uhh well she can move any number of spaces in all directions and she can beat knights and entire castles by herself"
Really?
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Knight jumps queen, if you know what I mean.
Sometimes you just know
YJK
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>Knight jumps queen, if you know what I mean.
Anticipation of the final scene
Built for the black knight
>Black
>Knight
Would chess be better if it had more color variety?
I liked this better when they said khomie instead of just homie.
WTF
frick it’s been so long since i seen this classic
What the frick
Lancelot's affair with Guinevere is what ruined Camelot, and Mordred's rebellion was the final nail in the coffin. So knights should be replaced from chess with stewards, because they are the unsung heroes who keep kingdoms running.
>Lancelot's affair with Guinevere
Added by French authors, not part of the original mythos.
Who cares, if she dies the game keeps going. The prize is always the man.
Just like my jsrpgs
lilina is as paraplegic as roy tho
Queen(male)
>2022
>white still always goes first
ugh
Chess is problematic
And some say that white privilege is not a thing
It's okay because any pawn can become a queen.
chess troon game confirmed
>Ganker
>"Video" games
???
There was chess game that had a skull on the front of it whole being called like death chess - the only chess you'll need. If anyone has the cover for that, please show me.
Posting the best chess
made for bbc (big bishop wiener)
oh and i suppose castles can move
hi, i like chess
are good at it, anon?
No
stinky sex with Gyari
In the middle eastern version does it also have the ability to lose a battle even if it's forces outnumber the enemy 15 to 1?
chess.com or lichess.org?
chess.com just werks for me
you need to get a subscription to play chess dot com
Lichess is 100% free
It gets funnier when you realize peasants can transition and suddenly get all the benefits of being female.
how do you know pawns aren't already female?
Every other piece except the king is female, then.
>chess is a game where two men command their respective harems into a war of attrition
I will now play your game
>hueg milk truk castle mommies
Now turn field into mud and put pieces in a bikini and we have a deal
God I hate women.
What the frick Nintendo?
The arab vizier could only move one square diagonally though. It didn't become a queen until later when the French got it and also powercrept it to hell.
show yourself Andrew Tate I know you're in this thread
Chess is for nerds real men play checkers
True tbqh
checkers is the thinking man's chess
I'm glad that he was gone before ending up like modern Youtubers tbqh
?
i thought this was the chess thread, my bad teehee
I don't play chess so I couldn't tell if there was supposed to be something notable in that game
Don't worry i play chess and i can't tell either
it's loss
I don't
see it
Don't see it
It's not about power, it's to show her worth to you. She is your waifu, your everything, and to lose her would be a great loss. Can you win without her? Sure, but it'll be harder.
If women ruled the world, it would be a better place tenfold. Of course, the Queen can do anything she pleases - as God wills it, she is more fit to rule than the King
Non stop wars and carnage
>Western localisation turns the King's Adviser into YASS QUEEEEN feminist power fantasy
Ruining gaming since the dawn of time
The power of vegana
I wish I was cute chess piece.
man I was just learning how 2 chess today, frick off glowBlack folk
She just that good
fricking traitor prostitute
Kallen literally defended Lelouch when everyone turned on him and tried to gun him down until he decided to play the heel
>if you get far enough you become a troony
Holy moly, didn't expect this shit to be that pozzed
aschually originally the pawn turns into an elephant so it's a furry game, not pozzed
>Hey guys, this persian game is fun.
>it makes no sense tho we dont have elephants here
>Lets change it to a woman then.
>perfect
All pieces except the king are female.
The king is female too, idiot--
Technically the pawn becomes anyone. Can be rook or bishop too.
Yes, see
my wife
>deleted
what did they mean by this
deleted is a non westerner who thinks its typical of the west to adapt a game and change the gender, even in fricking whatever BC or AD chess was invented.
Frick it, gonna just post chess games.
This one has some insanely cool art if you look it up. Real 90s looking fantasy art. The sprites in game not so much.
Terminator, Alien and SW were such prostitute franchises, getting their own ugly ass joysticks and chess games
>>Make woman character
Learn English before posting, ESL
IMAGINE fricking all of your pawns, knights, bishops, rooks, and queens
>tfw you'll never be a cute twink king protected by big strong mommy queen
>even chess was pozzed trash all along
I can't take it anymore
They say in chess you got to kill the queen and then you've made it.
Harem orgy with king
>White goes first
Um what kind of racist white privilege is this?
Allegory for movement in social circles.
I miss Fitz
Meanwgile the king is a fat ugly bastard that can only move one space.
>female character is playing Metal Gear Rising and everybody else is playing checkers
>"men" on imageboards seethe impotently
iill yourself troon