halflings live upwards of 120 years. the 50 year old halfling milf whose had three children is literally just considered a basic normal adult at that point.
huge heaving breasts and big curved hips, a body that has been remodelled by childbirth, a well muscled, fit country farmgirl who does long arduous hours of manual labour keeping the farm running.
every evening she is probably sweaty and stained, takes a hot bath to clean up, and then its down to the pub for some ales. with her husband.
halfling women are best women. behind dorf women of course.
Since a halfling is about half the size of a human in linear dimensions, those breasts you're talk about are going to be 1/8th the volume of a human, they're not going to be huge.
A halfling with breasts that would fill a human size 12D cup (that's Aus/NZ band, 30D for USA) has the proportional scale a human of around J or K and proportionally that is huge.
Now square-cube law can't apply in fantasy games without some other effect taking place or huge creatures like dragons and cloud giants couldn't exist, and she's got a shorter stature so that's less moment than a human but she's got smaller muscles even for all her farm working, and that about 1kg of breast tissue is one heck of a mass to be carrying around on her frame. 12D cup isn't huge but it's larger than human average so "realistically" a halfling milf or otherwise isn't going to have huge boobs anywhere outside of your magical realm.
this is why you are retarded. you totally miss the appeal of halfling milf. simultaneous SMOL and cute, AS WELL as being voluptuous and curvy. you strawmanning fucktard.
>hurr durr just bolt human dimensions onto a nonhuman species hurrdurr.
I started off saying that halflings are smaller than humans so you can't just bolt human dimensions on. Large for a halfling isn't going to be huge. Sorry that you have reading comprehension issues. I hope this short summary helps you since your support worker was obviously too busy to dumb things down for you.
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Not him but halflings got the strength of humans while being about 1 meter or a meter 10-20 tall at the most. I've seen some fucking stacked girls that barely reached 1,50 so a Milf halfling would actually be fucking stacked anyways after having kids regardless of a smaller frame and still have the bod. You can quote science all you'd like but I'm quoting reality, and you guys keep getting shit wrong and having to double check to the world to make theories of prediction.
In other words, quit nerding out and visit the tavern.
Then her own daughter has her easily beat tho lmao.
I meant that she's a milf & all the shit she's been through has made her "wizened". If we're talking mileage of dick yeah, I don't think anyone beats Alphie kek
Myself and every one of my friends are either engaged or married. None of us have had "good" female friends in our lives. You have shallow male friendships if your friendships with women are even comparable.
It wasn't the big three, it was the "Fellowship of the Ring," nine adventurers out to counter the Nine Black Riders.
Four Hobbits, Two Humans, one Elf, One Dwarf, and if I remember correctly Gandalf is some kind of freakshit with a backstory about how he can't be killed, a Maiar like the Balrog he fights (yes, the Balrogs were Maiar before they joined Melkor, now known as Morgoth, now so few of them left, Radagast the Brown, Rezzo the Red, Gandalf the Grey, Saruman the traitorous bitch, and whoever blue guy is).
The point is this isn't even half their party. It's completely Samless.
>whoever blue guy is
They were actually two blue guys. Neither of them mattered.
I mean they were totally doing very important stuff and all, we just never heard about it.
it's important to have a diverse, mutli-faceted party though so their opponents have a lot to choose from. Especially when exploring areas like the fallen paladin keep and the minotaur maze
A bunch of dwarves and something that stands out, could be an elf, is immediately recognizable as superior and had you the option of following their adventures you'd pick my loadout.
I wasn't planning on introducing the airship for a few more levels. But I can let the players get access to it early, maybe buying passage. The pilot will have that mustache.
>no female winged tiefling (Paladin, Oath of Conquest) >no transwoman tabaxi (Barbarian, Path of the Ancestral Guardian) >no pansexual dragonborn who uses a wheelchair (Monk, Four Elements)
Current game my friend is playing a dwarf artificer, while I'm playing a high elf rogue. So far everything's going great.
The other two players are a mutant aarakocra warlock, and a skeleton bard. I'm actually kinda amazed we somehow managed to get a 50/50 split between conventional PCs and weird shit.
Neutral Male Awakened tarrasque Telepath 1.
Chaotic Evil Male Lizardman Barbarian 3, Ranger 12 (the tarrasque's pet toothpick).
Chaotic Good Pixie Wizard 30, Rogue 5 (the tarrasque's pet back scratcher).
>vanilla, twink, bear
>dysgenic failure
Where’s the big-titted tiefling? The tomboy half-orc? The wizened halfling milf?
>halfling milf
anon... don't do this to me
halflings live upwards of 120 years. the 50 year old halfling milf whose had three children is literally just considered a basic normal adult at that point.
huge heaving breasts and big curved hips, a body that has been remodelled by childbirth, a well muscled, fit country farmgirl who does long arduous hours of manual labour keeping the farm running.
every evening she is probably sweaty and stained, takes a hot bath to clean up, and then its down to the pub for some ales. with her husband.
halfling women are best women. behind dorf women of course.
>huge heaving breasts
Since a halfling is about half the size of a human in linear dimensions, those breasts you're talk about are going to be 1/8th the volume of a human, they're not going to be huge.
A halfling with breasts that would fill a human size 12D cup (that's Aus/NZ band, 30D for USA) has the proportional scale a human of around J or K and proportionally that is huge.
Now square-cube law can't apply in fantasy games without some other effect taking place or huge creatures like dragons and cloud giants couldn't exist, and she's got a shorter stature so that's less moment than a human but she's got smaller muscles even for all her farm working, and that about 1kg of breast tissue is one heck of a mass to be carrying around on her frame. 12D cup isn't huge but it's larger than human average so "realistically" a halfling milf or otherwise isn't going to have huge boobs anywhere outside of your magical realm.
this is why you are retarded. you totally miss the appeal of halfling milf. simultaneous SMOL and cute, AS WELL as being voluptuous and curvy. you strawmanning fucktard.
>hurr durr just bolt human dimensions onto a nonhuman species hurrdurr.
I started off saying that halflings are smaller than humans so you can't just bolt human dimensions on. Large for a halfling isn't going to be huge. Sorry that you have reading comprehension issues. I hope this short summary helps you since your support worker was obviously too busy to dumb things down for you.
Not him but halflings got the strength of humans while being about 1 meter or a meter 10-20 tall at the most. I've seen some fucking stacked girls that barely reached 1,50 so a Milf halfling would actually be fucking stacked anyways after having kids regardless of a smaller frame and still have the bod. You can quote science all you'd like but I'm quoting reality, and you guys keep getting shit wrong and having to double check to the world to make theories of prediction.
In other words, quit nerding out and visit the tavern.
she has birthed 12 adventures, she is not afraid to birth another.
>she has birthed 12 adventures
Are we talking about a halfling or a goblin?
What’s the name of the porn comic that is basically this? Her and her daughter
Read the fucking thread
>halfling milf
This, I need this.
>halfling milf
How voluptuous can a halfling be before she just becomes a dwarf?
>halfling milf
In an Incase comic
But Alfie only has one of those and the halfling milf isn't even that wise.
It's not about the age, but the mileage.
Then her own daughter has her easily beat tho lmao.
That would make the daughter more seasoned than the mother is.
I meant that she's a milf & all the shit she's been through has made her "wizened". If we're talking mileage of dick yeah, I don't think anyone beats Alphie kek
gross shit mole
>halfling milf
I love the way you think.
Absolutely disgusting
>kili x fem-bilbo
shit taste, anyone who ships this should be publicly executed
>Thorin x fem-bilbo
now we're talking.
They'd all fight over her, going to increasingly silly lengths to prove their love with ridiculous dwarven romance rituals
Thorin x Bilba turns the events of The Hobbit into a sadder story.
>not a dozen dwarves with complementary classes/skillsets that set out on a mission from God to remove lembas and get shitfaced down the pub
You're pretty gay, bud, ngl.
>complementary classes
pretty gay, make them all fighters or maybe 1 cleric
your game sounds boring as fuck
>An man when you need humility and wisdom
>A dwarf when you need to get shit done
>An elf when you need a warm place to park your penis
>>An man when you need humility and wisdom
lol
more like a man when you need to murder shit and don't really care about what that shit is
Hating your fellow man does not place you above them.
Man, elf, dwarf, halfling.
>The elf isn't dark
Ruined.
I think the best adverturing party is a half dozen Drow women with large breasts.
What business does an elf, an elf, an elf, an elf, an elf, and an elf have in the Riddermark?
Only if the elf is a female cleric healing the big human fighter.
>People in this thread.
>BUT WHAT ABOUT WOMEN!?
Wanna know how I can tell you've never had any friends?
sounds more like you're the one who can only scrape for the lowest when it comes to friendships
Nice self reflection retard
If you cannot have good female friends, it means you're at the bottom of the social hierarchy, with your only other friends being fellow malr losers.
Myself and every one of my friends are either engaged or married. None of us have had "good" female friends in our lives. You have shallow male friendships if your friendships with women are even comparable.
seriously what a retort lol. literally "no u".
That's all you're worth. Not him btw
It wasn't the big three, it was the "Fellowship of the Ring," nine adventurers out to counter the Nine Black Riders.
Four Hobbits, Two Humans, one Elf, One Dwarf, and if I remember correctly Gandalf is some kind of freakshit with a backstory about how he can't be killed, a Maiar like the Balrog he fights (yes, the Balrogs were Maiar before they joined Melkor, now known as Morgoth, now so few of them left, Radagast the Brown, Rezzo the Red, Gandalf the Grey, Saruman the traitorous bitch, and whoever blue guy is).
The point is this isn't even half their party. It's completely Samless.
>Rezzo the Red
Who the fuck?
As long as she has no beard, then she’s still a hobbit.
>whoever blue guy is
They were actually two blue guys. Neither of them mattered.
I mean they were totally doing very important stuff and all, we just never heard about it.
I thought it was implied they turned evil?
Maybe.
>high elf paladin
>dark elf (brown) priestess
>dark elf sorceress
>wood elf rogue
peak adventure party
Full party with Dark Elves, n'wah
it's important to have a diverse, mutli-faceted party though so their opponents have a lot to choose from. Especially when exploring areas like the fallen paladin keep and the minotaur maze
Based high elf chad with his harem.
>Will never be elf knight chad with his own elf harem
why even live
>non-human paladin
>peak anything except fuckshittery
I mean I guess if any non-human's worthy of being a paladin it would be a high elf, but come on, anon. Come on.
Once you depart the gloriousness of human only paladins you have strayed from Eru Ilúvatar's light.
Elves make excellent paladins
Hide away this repugnant boomer shit and never bare it again to civilized folk such as we. Now return to anime elf waifus, fellows.
>face, brain, muscle
really good group structure
>one woman, seven dwarfs
Peak, simple as.
Stat them
Then I want my adventuring party to suck.
you know there were 2 men in that party, don't you fucking forget the other one. Don't fucking forget those we lost along the way motherfucker.
>ranger and two fighters
Sucks mate, where's the support casting? Skills? Healing? This is the games boards, not the story board
Add a giant (7feet) and I’d agree
A bunch of dwarves and something that stands out, could be an elf, is immediately recognizable as superior and had you the option of following their adventures you'd pick my loadout.
I'll take a handful of resourceful country boys, or a a hero- king with a harem of sorceresses, like Wheel of Time
>last party was an Aasimar, Loxodon, Goblin, Tiefling, and a human
Now I am become freakshit, destroyer of settings.
>and a human
If I saw that party, I'd probably shelf my human and play a werewolf or something
Having a "normal" guy makes it work.
Nah, contrast is important. If everyone's a sparkledog, no one is.
knotted shirts get my dick hard
Friendly reminder that if your party doesn't involve a flying boat pilot, you are doing it wrong
I wasn't planning on introducing the airship for a few more levels. But I can let the players get access to it early, maybe buying passage. The pilot will have that mustache.
Who is this dude?
the pilot
In what show or movie?
Its Jack Dalton from MacGyver
Wrong.
Everyone knows you need 4 Hobbits, a Wizard, a Dwarf, and Elf, and 2 men.
>no female winged tiefling (Paladin, Oath of Conquest)
>no transwoman tabaxi (Barbarian, Path of the Ancestral Guardian)
>no pansexual dragonborn who uses a wheelchair (Monk, Four Elements)
Current game my friend is playing a dwarf artificer, while I'm playing a high elf rogue. So far everything's going great.
The other two players are a mutant aarakocra warlock, and a skeleton bard. I'm actually kinda amazed we somehow managed to get a 50/50 split between conventional PCs and weird shit.
My fucking God just have sex
You also need a Wizard.
Man, Elf, Dwarf, Wizard. Works for HeroQuest.
Current Party:
> Gnome druid
> Tortle druid
> Tiefling barblock
> Half Orc/Elf sorcerer
> Human Rogue
>no comic relief character that brings the party together
That's what the dwarf is there for.
>Man
>Halfling
>Halfling
>Halfling
>Halfling
May optionally add 1 man, 1 elf, 1 dwarf, 1 wizard later.
you can go further and add an ogre and a halfling
but yeah, 3 is enough
Okay, you got me at Waaghdoka.
fixed
jej
But what about
>Elf fighter
>Dwarven wizard
>Human rogue
Man, Man, Man is infinitely superior.
Neutral Male Awakened tarrasque Telepath 1.
Chaotic Evil Male Lizardman Barbarian 3, Ranger 12 (the tarrasque's pet toothpick).
Chaotic Good Pixie Wizard 30, Rogue 5 (the tarrasque's pet back scratcher).
You also need a pet. For diversity's sake, I suggest for it to be female.