>Mario, do you remember when you jumped underneath the end-of-stage marker, then jumped off Yoshi's back to reach the secret exit, and he fell to his death?
>In three seconds, your head will explode
>Mario, do you remember when you jumped underneath the end-of-stage marker, then jumped off Yoshi's back to reach the secret exit, and he fell...
He had to die in order for progress to be made.
is there a single video game character that could survive an encounter with jiggy? I'm talking pre-death post-cancer diagnosis jigsaw with full access to all his tools and traps, seven secret apprentices and an extensive knowledge of the characters backstory?
yeah, didn't think so
Komaeda is such bullshit but also yeah.
His luck will find a way to fuck himself up
>Seven
I think you mean eight
Nelson Tethers hard counters.
Does John McClane count? His luck skill is max.
Plenty lol, even a mid level goon like Master Chief is impervious to anything Jigsaw can cook up.
...it wasn't a real question newfag
it's just the madara copypasta
Would make for a good Fallout side quest.
OH N
Was just scrolling past, wanted to say 10/10
He just respawns at the first stage
I want you to play one more game
and no you can't refuse
also no it's not a murder game, just a simple game of choice haha
the fuck is this? didn't he die in the last movie or am i remembering things wrong?
He didn't die in the last movie.
He died in the third movie.
so this is just a retcon then?
I believe it's a prequel.
Apparently it's some kind of in-between movie, but I heard a rumor that the twist is that it's a reboot. I honestly don't fucking know.
I honestly don't know why or how they'd reboot that shit when John Kramer's actors is like 80 year old. Most people as far as I'm aware watch this movies BECUASE of him so even trying to replace him at some point won't do shit.
Its gonna be revealed that is was Jigsaws twin brother who actually died and the real jigsaw has been alive the whole time.
It's after his diagnosis (So after the flashbacks of Jigsaw) but should be before he actually goes public. I'm assuming it takes place while he got Jill pregnant but before the miscarriage. So the timeline would be
>Gets the diagnosis and the surgeon messes up his X-rays (Jigsaw).
>Puts the surgeon in a trap along with some other people out of rage (Jigsaw) leading to him getting the surgeon to help him design future traps.
>Goes to get insurance but is denied (Saw 5).
>Goes to Mexico or wherever with the money he does have and they scam him (Saw X).
>Amanda and her boyfriend commit door to baby and Jill has a miscarriage (Saw 4).
>Puts Amanda in a trap (Saw 1) and her boyfriend in a trap (Saw 4).
>Gets his hideout found by Tapp and his crew but escapes by luring them into traps and running away (Saw 1).
>Puts the fat guy in the razor wire trap (Saw 1) while also having another game where Dr. Gordon and that photographer do stuff in the bathroom (Saw 1).
>Dr. Gordon wins so John saves him and nurses him back to health (Saw 3D).
>Sets up the events of the first video game to troll Tapp (Saw the Video Game).
>Sets up the events of the second video game where he traps Tapp's son (Saw 2 the Video Game).
>Hoffman starts killing people tainting his "games" so he puts him in a test and recruits him (Saw 4).
This may have been before the video games, I have no clue.
>Pretty much is about to die from the cancer so in his last ditch effort he tasks Amanda and Hoffman to help him with the traps in Saw 2 (Saw 4 or 5, forgot which) while either Dr. Gordon or surgeon guy recommend the brain surgeon lady and her husband to him (Saw 3D or Jigsaw, forgot which).
>Gets Eric Matthews to take him to his lair and he and Amanda trap him (Saw 2).
>Sets up the events of Saw 3.
>Dies after the brain surgeon lady's husband clears his game and he wanders in to shoot him (Saw 3).
Then you have the non-flashback events of 4, 5, 6, 3D, Jigsaw, and Spiral happening after this.
Jesus fucking Christ they could have at least TRIED to write this shit from beginning to end so the movies can be in chronological reals order, instead of all this juggling between entries.
Saw 1 was supposed to be a standalone movie and properly end with 3. Everything after is throwing stuff at the wall and laughing about it while pulling more and more twists out of their ass. Jigsaw is a reboot with yet another hilarious twist and Spiral is Chris Rock wanting to make a bad movie with none of Saw's charm to pretend he's a serious actor.
The Saw games are in an alternate universe where the detective guy doesn't die from being shot in the movie.
i always figured they chose that plot for the first game since it could be canon just fine since tapp doesn't actually die on screen in the movie
It doesn't need to be an alternate universe because the game shows Tapp didn't die from being shot in Saw and Jigsaw healed him up before dragging him off to play a game.
Pretty sure be died in saw 3. There's been more films where he's dead then there had been where he's alive.
In the last movie, they built an AI version of of him based off of his personality so they could study his mind and the AI somehow escaped using the dolls body and now it's torturing people again
I can't wait for the jason X of saw
>The untold chapter of Jigsaw’s most personal game. Set between the events of SAW I and II, a sick and desperate John travels to Mexico for a risky and experimental medical procedure in hopes of a miracle cure for his cancer – only to discover the entire operation is a scam to defraud the most vulnerable. Armed with a newfound purpose, the infamous serial killer returns to his work, turning the tables on the con artists in his signature visceral way through devious, deranged, and ingenious traps.
read bro
read
Oh right, I forgot they actually mention exactly when it takes place in the actual trailer which would make my timeline up above shift around a bit. So does that mean he left Amanda on her own for a bit? When she was losing her mind not being the apple of his eye in 2? Everything about the story feels like it should take place before he even starts because it seems like it's before 1 even happens.
>becomes increasingly retarded as it progresses
That is literally the best part about the series along with Tobin Bell and the traps. The twists alone are some of the funniest things and a reason to keep watching. The fact that Spiral didn't have a good twist (It was blatantly obvious who was a red herring and who was going to be the real killer) and squandered its traps by never wanting to show you anything but the train, the Chinese finger trap, and the marionette one was really dumb.
Jigsaw is Banjo-Kazooie's business.
>the charges, officer?
murder
Tax Evasion, you stupid fuck.
Did you really think all those traps you built were going to be tax deductible.
OSHA violations
>boobytraping a building is illegal
>directly stabbed a police officer
>runs a criminal organisation
>personally placed torture machines on several people
>i highly doubt he legally entered all those abandoned buildings, so traspassing/breaking and entering
>boobytraping a building is illegal
Not even remotely booby traps, they're simply rehabilitation machines.
>directly stabbed a police officer
Self defense.
>runs a criminal organisation
Jigsaw never committed any crimes, can hardly be called criminal.
>personally placed torture machines on several people
They all had a choice to take it off themselves.
>i highly doubt he legally entered all those abandoned buildings, so traspassing/breaking and entering
There's no concrete evidence showing he was ever there. At most for an old man with cancer he'd get a slap on the wrist for this.
>they're simply rehabilitation machines.
I’ve worked in rehab for years (physical rehab and neurological (CBT)) and you’d be surprised but every tool he uses in the series is technically a rehabilitation device in the context that they’re applied
Frankly, he didn’t commit a single crime
Crimes are just a made up human construct anyways. If he says he's done nothing illegal, then who are we to tell him otherwise?
Jigsaw... You've wasted what precious time you had left trying to rehabilitate other people while leaving your loved ones to suffer. Now, you must learn to let go.
A bomb has been placed around your neck. In three minutes it will explode, killing you instantly. To disarm it, you must kill everyone you have ever rehabilitated.
Live or die. Make your choice.
Reckless endangerment
Damn, Charles Martinet really let himself go
>if you kill your enemies you are not a murderer
he didn't kill them, they died
>"Not my problem!" cried the man pouring a gallon of cooking oil down the sink
been doing that all my life and nothing happened
it's not my problem because it's not a problem in the first place
He kidnapped them, put them in a death trap and then allowed them to try and survive, probably at the cost of a limb or some other gruesome way out.
Sounds like a skill issue on their part
And sounds like conspiring in murder on his part.
Hoffman is still alive
just like Adam, correct?
You can't toff the hoff
i pray for it every day
hope logan found him and busted him out, and he's secretly aiding him during the events of jigsaw
ever heard of a certain fella named RICO, jigsaw?
Watched an episode of Seinfeld the other day where he played a hippie record store owner.
>Banjo, do you remember when you pushed a loving husband off a cliff, slowly melting him to death, then returned to the wife and assaulted her until only piece of her remained?
>In three seconds, you will be slowly frozen to death
>murder machine is moved by a shity bike chains that can be taken off a gear to break the whole mechanism
>character never tires to do that
I think it was in Saw 4 or 5. Such a retarded moment
>expecting anyone to think logically when the threat of horrific mangling is seconds away
people drag the "idiotic decisions" characters make in horror movies but I honestly think it's closer to real life than people would like think. I think it was in the first movie when the guy was trapped in the barbwire maze where he just sat there for a good minute and ran outta time by the time he did decide to start moving. "frozen stiff" is really a thing.
Let's be honest here, in Jigsaw's case all of them are ridiculously easy to clear outside of the granary.
>First test should be able to be beaten just by biting your fingers until they bleed since you just need to "Sacrifice a single drop of blood", unless John literally wants you to touch the blades since he's watching from the CCTV, but if that's the case just give your pinky tip to the blade and you don't even need to give the whole tip, just the tiniest cut is enough.
Instead, our geniuses shove their entire back into the blades on purpose.
>Second test just requires you not to go to the glaringly obvious exit door, and if you did that it breaks the granary test entirely.
>Third test is the very obviously trapped granary, and instead of climbing up to push the motorcycle down (If it wasn't bolted down), grabbing the metal pipe, or going to grab the puppet's bike to prop the door open both the chick and the guy walk into the clearly marked trap and both nearly die in it.
>Fourth test required you not to move at all and just position yourself like you're diving and you'd be fine.
On top of that, the chick decided instead of knocking the chain off the exposed motor with her metal pipe she'd rather shove it straight into the gears and caused the pipe to snap instead.
>Fifth test required you to simply not shoot the gun when you just went through four separate tests where the meaning was the opposite of what you were directly told but instead act like killing the other person is the right choice.
Not to mention, let's say the guy didn't cut his leg off, they realized that the floor would be trapped, they used the metal pipe on the wooden floor to trigger the trap, and then all three of them broke through the door. Then what? John tries to subdue all three of them then dies?
Oh, and the sulfuric acid syringe test is the most laughable thing in the series as a test.
>One syringe has acid in it.
>One syringe has the antidote in it.
>You're all about to be hung in like a minute if you don't figure it out.
>No one thinks to just drop a single drop on their finger, see if they go "Ow", and then they know which of the two syringes is the proper one.
>Instead, they just stab both of them into the person having a panic attack because one of them has to be right.
>Not to mention, let's say the guy didn't cut his leg off, they realized that the floor would be trapped, they used the metal pipe on the wooden floor to trigger the trap, and then all three of them broke through the door. Then what? John tries to subdue all three of them then dies?
The point is that he knows their psychological profiles and what they're going to do ahead of time. He's said it before in one of the movies he thinks out what his victims will do.
I know, but the thing is that if any of them, particularly the other guy, did anything else because he was pretty gung-ho about it all he would have broken the tests entirely. The lead chick also ended up being ridiculously capable and forward-thinking when she was given even a few seconds to think, so what would have happened if she gained her wits at all? John entirely banked on her and the black guy not doing anything before the angry guy did. I can buy him believing the thief girl would be having PTSD but the other two have their heads on them while pissed off legless guy didn't.
He probably sat still for that time because he didn't want to crawl through barbed wire. Even if your life's on the line, that'd be a hard thing to push yourself to do.
>we never got Giga Jiggy robot
I still feel ripped off.
>Godzilla, do you remember the time you wiped Tokyo off the map and irreparably damaged 5 other Japanese cities?
>Now it's your turn to face a foe greater than yourself. You have 5 minutes to defeat Tengen Toppa John Kramer, if you fail, he will self-destruct, destroying yourself and all life in a 5000km radius as a result. You will be responsible for this loss of life Godzilla. Good luck.
>Hello Donnie
>You have been completely paralyzed and a key placed inside your stomach
>Amanda must cut apart your body to retrieve the key and unlock her head device before it kills her
>You can't move, speak, but can feel everything
>Live or die, the choice is yours
>HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES LIL DONNIE
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Would Jigsaw survive Ganker
>You say you are a salesman, Spamton, but in reality, you are a scammer. You advertised flights to a miracle clinic in Mexico, then ignored my calls and forced me to spend money on viagra. In three seconds, you will be lowered into the acid below. Live or die, make your choice.
I know this movie is a weak saw entry, but the amount of pearl-clutching the kills gets always makes me laugh.
>NOOO YOU CAN'T KILL A WOMAN
>YOU JUST CAN'T
wasn't this the trap where the two bros come together and say "fuck this bitch"?
yes
yeah, cause the bitch is really stupid and just keeps switching which one she cheers on, so they just decide to let her die. than they put on pighead masks and work with gordon to subdue hoffman.
>Franchise starts off as a neat stand alone horror crime thriller
>becomes increasingly retarded as it progresses
Saw lost its way when it just became about the torture porn.
most of the movies are still proper crime thrillers though, some of the latter ones are slasher movies with hoffman as the monster i guess
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but for me, it's the glass coffin