Mario if he knife

Mario if he knife

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    marior if he steel

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything about this picture really annoys me and I’m not sure why. Fuck this guy’s gay twitter and fuck Nintendo for not selling kitchen knives to children.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You might be mentally ill

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s definitely possible and only more apparent due to the fact I’m browsing this website in the first place.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        consider the fact that many people of sub 100 IQ such as yourself find it hard to imagine hypotheticals and as a result tend to project themselves on others

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nta but you sound like a pasudo-intellectual gay.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pasado

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            well youre projecting just like him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry anon, the guy that runs this blog is legit homeless and only makes these updates whenever he's in a cafe with free Wi-Fi. Kind of ruined the whole thing for me if I'm being honest...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kind of ruined the whole thing for me if I'm being honest...
        why? sounds based to me. homelessness would never stop my love of mario.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        False, he's a certified physician

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because it's grown men being interested in random old objects because it had >BRAND stickers on ot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is one of the least offensive video game accounts on that entire cesspool of a site.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mario if he lethal

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    marioo if he distingished british sitizen

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting murdered by someone with this knife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my first thought but the opposite
      inagine being the guy who got a high score with this knife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >stab stab wahoo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >plunge it all the way into the handle
      >Yoshi's tongue emerges from the wound
      >Bowser laughing as he's smeared with blood

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AHHHHH moronMAN SAVE MEEEE

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mario has a knife in his next game, how does it play?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GTA if it Memphis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The quirky Mario inspired Platformer about depression

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mario moves like picture related whenever he holds the knife.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He stabs neovaginas into goombas

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo took ownership of something in space, but a knife is going too far

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this real? It looks kind of like something from render 96 or whatever

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but I doubt Nintendo actually gave the dude a star

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They probably just named a star after the winner.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that used to be a thing in the 90s. never seemed legally binding to me given how abstract it is to own something you cant see and will never be able to visit.
          i doubt the us government even validates the ownership.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          iirc it was an actual thing back in the day, and by a thing, I mean a scam, more or less. You paid an organization to 'name a star' and they'd give you a certificate proclaiming a certain star as having a certain name, but it was a certificate only recognized by the organization that printed them, so entirely worthless. I think the concept was part of a simpson's episode once.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The world lost something special the day Nintendo backed out of weapons manufacturing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >光線銃 means light gun, except 光線 means beam/ray and 銃 means gun
      fuck this language.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This doesn't seem so bad. It's at least similar.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mario if he take your life

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the product was released in japan sadly they don't have the collector trash illness so once they fullfill their purpose the stuff goes to the trash as normal.
    Is the same as several mario licensed stuff like peach night dress which consists of a tight dress strapless,with a huge slit on the side and is kinda shiny but was made for little girls,same as the peach lips stuff and several more.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember this when i was kid in japan in the late 80s and onwards
    killed me a couple sega-queens with it in the subways of a rural area, shit was cash

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he didn't send his $200 Japanese kitchen knife to get a custom Mario design on the handle

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mario if he sex

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black Mario would use this knife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ayo what the fuck man

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mario if he not for toddlers (he is)

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miyamoto keeps one on him at all times so he dont get Gunpei'd.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying Miyamoto wasnt on it too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It may also serve as a deterent when people get out of hand with the Mario mandate.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mario knife if he literally real

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >potentially dangerous nature
    >potentially

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