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Mario if he knife
marior if he steel
Everything about this picture really annoys me and I’m not sure why. Fuck this guy’s gay twitter and fuck Nintendo for not selling kitchen knives to children.
You might be mentally ill
It’s definitely possible and only more apparent due to the fact I’m browsing this website in the first place.
consider the fact that many people of sub 100 IQ such as yourself find it hard to imagine hypotheticals and as a result tend to project themselves on others
Nta but you sound like a pasudo-intellectual gay.
well youre projecting just like him
Don't worry anon, the guy that runs this blog is legit homeless and only makes these updates whenever he's in a cafe with free Wi-Fi. Kind of ruined the whole thing for me if I'm being honest...
>Kind of ruined the whole thing for me if I'm being honest...
why? sounds based to me. homelessness would never stop my love of mario.
False, he's a certified physician
because it's grown men being interested in random old objects because it had >BRAND stickers on ot
This is one of the least offensive video game accounts on that entire cesspool of a site.
mario if he lethal
marioo if he distingished british sitizen
Imagine getting murdered by someone with this knife
my first thought but the opposite
inagine being the guy who got a high score with this knife
>stab stab wahoo
>plunge it all the way into the handle
>Yoshi's tongue emerges from the wound
>Bowser laughing as he's smeared with blood
AHHHHH moronMAN SAVE MEEEE
Mario has a knife in his next game, how does it play?
GTA if it Memphis
The quirky Mario inspired Platformer about depression
Mario moves like picture related whenever he holds the knife.
He stabs neovaginas into goombas
Nintendo took ownership of something in space, but a knife is going too far
Is this real? It looks kind of like something from render 96 or whatever
Yeah, but I doubt Nintendo actually gave the dude a star
They probably just named a star after the winner.
that used to be a thing in the 90s. never seemed legally binding to me given how abstract it is to own something you cant see and will never be able to visit.
i doubt the us government even validates the ownership.
iirc it was an actual thing back in the day, and by a thing, I mean a scam, more or less. You paid an organization to 'name a star' and they'd give you a certificate proclaiming a certain star as having a certain name, but it was a certificate only recognized by the organization that printed them, so entirely worthless. I think the concept was part of a simpson's episode once.
The world lost something special the day Nintendo backed out of weapons manufacturing.
>光線銃 means light gun, except 光線 means beam/ray and 銃 means gun
fuck this language.
This doesn't seem so bad. It's at least similar.
mario if he take your life
the product was released in japan sadly they don't have the collector trash illness so once they fullfill their purpose the stuff goes to the trash as normal.
Is the same as several mario licensed stuff like peach night dress which consists of a tight dress strapless,with a huge slit on the side and is kinda shiny but was made for little girls,same as the peach lips stuff and several more.
I remember this when i was kid in japan in the late 80s and onwards
killed me a couple sega-queens with it in the subways of a rural area, shit was cash
>he didn't send his $200 Japanese kitchen knife to get a custom Mario design on the handle
mario if he sex
Black Mario would use this knife
Ayo what the fuck man
Mario if he not for toddlers (he is)
Miyamoto keeps one on him at all times so he dont get Gunpei'd.
>Implying Miyamoto wasnt on it too
It may also serve as a deterent when people get out of hand with the Mario mandate.
Mario knife if he literally real
>potentially dangerous nature
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