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1/12 200cc

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can you post friendcode and create a room with only bonus tracks?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I literally cannot, no
      5/12

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    godamn i cant do the shortcut for that level

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    6/12 give me Snow Land again Black folk

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    7/12

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick os voting for regular courses of there are bonus tracks you can choose?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I accidentally mashed once I will kill myself now

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    8/12, might have someone here do a friend lobby soon because god damn this is shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FRIEND CODE LOBBY HERE WE GO

      GET IN HERE GankerIRGINS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's right, we have TWO (2) players in here!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We have ALL players in here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        motherfricker I'm in

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oy vey, 3/12

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone is missing out on being able to select non-stop Baby Park

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        get in here for
        >teams
        >freely selectable courses
        >150 to 200 changes on demand

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Blue shell at the end of Mushroom Gorge
          This happened to me LITERALLY every time I played this offline

          And don't forget the main attraction:
          >losing to the bots

          3/12

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Playing with cpus

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            request sent, purple mouse icon

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Added

              >Playing with cpus

              Well once we get enough people in her it won't be necessary

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is this 150 or 200

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

          (200cc up next)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          both we can choose every 4 rounds

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sent

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Coconut mall cars do donuts now

        5/12 in

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        9/12

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        11/12

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cough Super Mario 64 is better cough

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    11/12

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what if i unironically do not want to play with morons that got jabbed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd call you based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        guess i'll just keep doing my own thing

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick mirror mode

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol I got kicked randomly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's another shoah

      5/12 in

      FRIEND CODE LOBBY HERE WE GO

      GET IN HERE GankerIRGINS

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    getting hit in the pinball launcher is the worst shit

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hard COM

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can we do teams next time?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mayes

      damn wha happened at the end

      I was being a shitter

      6/12

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn wha happened at the end

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    let's do teams, those were fun last time

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Waluigi with Wigger enters room
    >Mii with glasses on the forehead enters room
    >Any character with ladybug and roller enters room
    >I leave on the spot

    simple as

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based selfless anon improving everyone else's experience by removing himself

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick you mincheeto your banana cucked me out of the shortcut

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      devilish

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    7/12 in the tourney

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRICKING THUNDER FRICKED UP MY SHORTCZT AND LEFT ME HELPLESS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWWHERE

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Bot teammate gets fire flower
    >Spams the shit out of it and wrecks me

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bluechads
    we're doing it

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    redbros we're making a comeback

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YOU LIGHTNING

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how do my tires taste?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based Waluigibot getting the clutch last-place thunder

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >200cc
    Gross

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

      Join

      FRIEND CODE LOBBY HERE WE GO

      GET IN HERE GankerIRGINS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >playing with Ganker
        Even more gross.
        I would, but I'm too busy with xc3 and need to try to beat it before tu1 for sunbreak hits. Maybe later

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im shit
    not even npc tier

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HONK HONK homie

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2 blue shells
    >both of them hit me
    why

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BECAUSE MY TEAM SUCKS

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Roy no, you were almost second

    Fricking metagays

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick you train

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can we actually play the DLC tracks online sooner this wave or do we still have to wait a few days to play them online

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No wait this time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Noice

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lightning fricked me out of the top route

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf why are you so good

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    russia lost NATO won

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    das it for me
    thanks for the games

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH N-

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GGs Black folk
    Take it away Sneed

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fuuuuck

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Lapping the bots and watching them drive up an invisible platform

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mushrroom gorge is a nightmare

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FRICK ARE ALL THESE homieS COMING FROM?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have like 100+ people on my friends list from doing this last time

      11/12

      Pick the rules for next set

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Redbros we're losing again

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pinkgoldpeach represent

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being a red goy right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What did he mean by this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OY VEY

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why did the blue shell hit me

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    blue chuds we got too wienery

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Baby peach clutch

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick new york

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Red team sabotaging ourselves

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you Luigi we're on the same god damn TEAM

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Baby peach just HAD to frick me up last second.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t come here to get baby roaded after so long in first place

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what’s your guys’ favorite and least favorite tracks from the DLC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fav waluigi
      least fav new york

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve never liked Kalamari Desert. Snow Land is a pleasant surprise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like Snow Land because the music is pleasant

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Out of this set, the changes to Kalamari Desert are sick. I don't care for Mario Circuit, or most any of the Super Circuit tracks to be honest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sky High Sundae would be my favorite. I don't hate it but Kalimari Desert is still a meh track.
      I enjoyed Mario Circuit way more than I thought I would. Something about a no frills race track is sort of a novelty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      best is Kalimari Desert
      worst is Sky-High Sundae

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Waluigi Pinball and Mushroom Gorge are definite all-time favorites, but I'd say the latter is more exciting due to the revived shortcuts. That said, I think Snow Land is the standout for me out of this wave. The shortcuts add a lot of mileage to the track.

      Least favorite is definitely New York. I was expecting more out of it as someone who's played every Tour variant. Ah well, at least the branching paths are a bit fun. Sydney was still handled a lot better.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick your whoever threw that green shell

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't the same host 3 month ago from ukraine? The implication is pretty funnny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it was the one with the ukraine eyes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll complete the joke with the next DLC wave by using the Israeli flag

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based you should create a israelite MII aswell

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maxifink has got me covered also

          FRIEND CODE LOBBY HERE WE GO

          GET IN HERE GankerIRGINS

          11/12

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else feel like they fricked up Mushroom Gorge in this one somehow?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I just can't seem to time my trick jumps here

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Join 4 dlc always hitting teammates

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick am I first I drive like fricking shit?

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    12/12 we did it reddit

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TEAMS OR NO TEAMS

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we did it bros

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is 200cc active?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think the tourney lobby is inactive, but there are some 200cc games going on in

      FRIEND CODE LOBBY HERE WE GO

      GET IN HERE GankerIRGINS

      , it's a friend code lobby so we can choose the courses and rules.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that lightning at the end
    what an underwhelming finish kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >getting struck in the air

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kalimari Desert is fricking impossible on 200cc

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Last set of 200cc since it looks like it's clearing out

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn bombs and bananas are so effective in the train and rails it’s devilish

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the races, fellas.
    4th place ain't too bad to stop on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's over, good games to all who came

      good games, gamers

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's over, good games to all who came

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man its barely 6:30
    I want some games
    Come join the 200 cc tourny

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    200cc is going to be a permanent cancer on this series god dammit

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anyone here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just got done taking a shower after working out. Any lobbies active?

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2/12 200 cc tourny

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1/12 150cc tourney (plz join)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      still here if anyone wants to play, ggs to the person who came for a few races

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be nice if Nintendo released a few classic battle arenas as well.
    >Block Fort
    >Skyscraper
    >Doubledeck
    >Pipe Plaza
    >Switch (replacement the Gamecube)
    >Chain Chomp Roulette
    >Thwomp Desert
    >Delfino Pier

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2/12 150cc

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3/12 150cc

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    4/12 150cc

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking love kalimari desert so much

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5/12 150cc

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who is May and how is she always in the lead?

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    6/12 150cc

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Always something to frick me over at the last second. Shitters.

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mushroom gorge needs to show up again so that I can go for the gap jump all 3 laps and fail it every time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of where are the new tracks? Just been old shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        we were getting a lot early on but then when people actually joined they stopped coming for whatever reason

        should start seeing em pop up soon hopefully

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Speak of the devil lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            8/12 150cc

            that was actually my first time playing that track, looks really nice visually

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best character for coomers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      7/12 150cc

      rosalina

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i always lose no matter how many times i play here. how do you get so good? brake a lot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      braking is good if you frick up/for recovery purposes but for actual driving just try taking corners as tight as you can, also try not to get hit because getting hit loses a lot more time than doing a corner wrong does

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    game's still going if anyone was looking to join
    7/12 150cc

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit i actually did the gap jump
    and then rammed into the wall and lost everything

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is everyone done here? There's nobody in the 150cc lobby.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there's still 3 people left atm

      rape

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then how come I'm not seeing anyone?

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GGs bing bing wahoo bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ggs vro

      Then how come I'm not seeing anyone?

      im not sure, you are using the code in the OP right? could be nintendo server frickery.

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a baby rosalina player episode

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    server died, gg to everyone who showed up and played

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Choco mountain also applies chocolate to your tires now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm amazed that they're doing updates and haven't even attempted to touch kart balance

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just want waluigi/wiggler to be nerfed and watch Ganker explode

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't want a meh build nerfed, I want actually bad parts buffed.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How would you buff the Monster wheels?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad they fixed it, but still blows my mind the Coconut Mall cars were an issue in the first place. Not only do they move in Tour, but there was incomplete data for them moving in the old pattern. Wonder if they had to redesign how they work due to an 8-specific issue or if they just wanted to something different while they were on the task of reanimating them.

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Decide to check out Mario Kart for the first time in years because of DLC
    >Online lobbies are full of nothing but Waluigi on the same 2 or 3 vehicles with the shitty little roller wheels
    Is this all Mario Kart is now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Play Regional. Worldwide at these hours (jap time) is always that meta shit.

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Snow Land is fun

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