you don't make the rules, also it sucks even without the need to play it. all the trailer gameplay and ost are enough proof. only zoomers call this thing good.
Why would anybody cope and seethe about your stupid life choices? If I go and buy a fucking bag of cheetos, will you cope and seethe about it? how about if I never buy a switch? you retards think you are important and you are just words in a screen. everybody will forget about your idiotic words in minutes. You will never be the center of the world, but keep your 5 year old mentality going. After all you enjoy mario games for children.
>also it sucks even without the need to play it. all the trailer gameplay and ost are enough proof. only zoomers call this thing good.
>Be me >Loved mario RPG as a kid and play it every so often even now >Happy to hear its getting a remake >Didn't watch trailer >Only heard people complaining that it was souless and it looks like shit >Actually watch trailer >It's a fucking 1:1 remake with better graphics and more/updated mechanics while leaving all of the original soul intact
I'm embarrassed to say that at 11 years old I got so frustrated with that homosexual yoshi race that I ended up bawling my god damn eyes out and could never beat it much less get him to run.
My mother came in and sped run the shit first try.
Man, I can appreciate the quality increase, but I just don't like the remade tracks. Something about how grand they sound, they sounds very much like stage music. I don't imagine mario RPG battles as taking place on a stage, they're just fights, and for some reason the scale of the sound doesn't do it for me.
I am in my mid 30's
I played the original when it was new. I was in grade school. I remember getting my brand new copy from Toys R Us.
I had the Nintendo Power issue with it on the cover. I had the players guide.
I have played this game dozens upon dozens of times throughout my life. I know every single detail there is to know about it. Its one of my favorite games of all time.
I will be buying the remake, full price $60 on release day.
I will play it and enjoy every single aspect of it in its entirety.
The new visuals, the new music, the new cutscenes, the new mechanics, the new post-game content, the QoL changes. Everything.
I will love every single second of this soulful, high quality remake.
And you will cope and seethe.
Why would anybody cope and seethe about your stupid life choices? If I go and buy a fucking bag of cheetos, will you cope and seethe about it? how about if I never buy a switch? you retards think you are important and you are just words in a screen. everybody will forget about your idiotic words in minutes. You will never be the center of the world, but keep your 5 year old mentality going. After all you enjoy mario games for children.
>went from "its a zoomer remake, play the original" to "actually mario games are SHIT!"
Yep, you were a shitposter all along. Good job exposing yourself.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I said how the game was bad and you went nuclear. Good job at exposing your fanboyism. Nobody cares like I said. You are worthless and useless. Give nintendo more money, you are a good retard that follows the crowd. Lmao @ your life.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Absolutely seething.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Go to bed.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Anyone who calls the remake a "zoomer remake" is bound to be a shitposter. Every Mario game has lots.
not sure why someone would play nintendo games for so long and not be fed up with how scummy the company is
I bet you buy both versions of every pokemon generation
no you don't understand, it's a *tactical* leak made *tactically* with nintendo using *tactics* made *tactically* to tantalize you into buying the game
I don't mind most of what we've heard so far but holy shit, does the main battle theme sound like a shitty MIDI. Shame because it's the one song you hear most. I'd rather just turn that to the original and have the rest of the OST be the new version.
I really like the battle theme. I didn’t want some grand orchestra like what Yoko tends to do now. It just sounds like the original but with higher quality instruments
This was all I was looking forward to for this whole thing and I'm satisfied. So happy to have these remixes and grateful they got Shimomura rather than hand it to some shitter. The whole big band/jazz thing works and is appropriate for the Mario franchise. It's hard to imagine it's possible that anybody could fuck up such incredible music but it was always a possibility if they had gotten someone other than Shimomura.
Like Square couldn't hire someone to make legendary compositions to save their fucking life anymore. The original compositions that came out of FF7Remake and FFXVI were shit.
These arrangements are kind of ass but it's fine. I want to be more critical but it's just nice to hear the songs again. Though "Fight Against an Armed Boss" is a total miss and that's the most important song in the game imo. It sounds like they wanted to have a really balanced sound but the bass is non-existent and the song is supposed to be very rhythmic punchy like a dance beat.
nigga i am unemployed, its currently 3:30 am on my shithole country, do you really believe i wont download whatever shit you throw at me just for the slightest chance its the actual game? think again dumbass
who in the actual fuck would want to play a 28 year old janky pixelated tedious crap instead of the glorious hd remake with better music, better animations, better graphics and qol improvements
i mean besides the my life is like a videogame oldfags
So I never played the original, what builds do I go for each of the party members? Should I follow this? I MUST min-max my play through.
Mario:
Since he is good physically and magically, he should alternate as follows:
Lv. 2 - Special
Lv. 3 - Physical
Lv. 4 - HP
Lv. 5 - Special
and so forth.
Mallow:
More special inclined then physical so follow the above formula but you can put special instead of physical as at a few physical level ups.
Geno:
Like Mario he is good both physically and magically, use the standard formula described under Mario.
Bowser:
Never waste a level up on special with him, at every special level up, use physical or HP.
Peach:
Follow the formula under Mario, however, if you wish you may use Special on a physical level up to help boost her healing abilities.
the builds are decided by the game. You simply have 3 choices, you can get more hp, more magic or more physical power. The game tosses you more hp or other thing often, so it is a clear and easy choice to pick. Example: when hp is better, it is usually more than 2 points, when magicis better, it is usually 3 points, and when attack is better, it is usually 3 points as well. You sometimes can pick more hp or more defense as both will have 3 extra points, but not much choice really. The game is easy so you can pick whatever, but for the strongest characters, that's how it works.
Assuming this is a serious post and you really want to autistically minmax a child's first RPG for babies, I'll give you a serious answer based on the original game, because the remake isn't out yet and there's no way to know what will be different for post-game bosses.
Mario definitely wants his stats balanced so you should rotate for the biggest boosts. His optimal gear is: >Lazy Shell >Super Suit >Attack Scarf
Mario wants to land big dick Jumps/Super Jumps on anything Jump weak, and very rarely Super Fire on anything Fire weak. Otherwise, he will buttfuck anything physical with his bloated Attack stat. With this setup Mario will be a god in basically every stat, and also unkillable by anything other than an unblocked instant death attack.
[...]
(Cont.)
If I'm being completely honest, everyone else doesn't really matter that much. If we're talking min maxing you will never use the Lazy Shell armor because it cuts offensive stats hard, and not even Culex requires its overkill levels of defense.
More important than your other party members is your inventory. You want an inventory full of power blasts as much as possible, particularly for bosses. This will be your primary source of the Attack Up buff. You can keep one or two Crystalline on you as well for the particularly harder hitting bosses, like Smithy or Culex.
For this reason you won't actually use Geno much, since his biggest boon is his ability to buff. However he will be your go to when fighting anything that isn't a boss. Geno Blast will clear pretty much any screen of random enemies once you unlock it. You can stick either the Troopa Pin on him to make his blasts hit harder if needed, or stick Zoom Shoes/Feather on him to ensure he goes first instead. For this reason his stats really don't matter, as he will clear random battle screens no matter what you pick.
Generally speaking your party will be Geno for random battles (the rest of the members don't matter because he's going to AOE it), while bosses are situational. If elemental weakness matters (and it does for many bosses, including Smithy and Culex), you can bring a special maxed Mallow. If you need healing/revives (literally just Culex or Jinx), you can bring peach. If magic attacks don't matter and you just want raw physicals, you can bring a physical maxed Bowser or Peach (her physical stat can surpass his once you get the Frying Pan).
I was half-joking, but I will go through with it especially since you typed out an elaborate response that I can easily follow. Saved.
Assuming this is a serious post and you really want to autistically minmax a child's first RPG for babies, I'll give you a serious answer based on the original game, because the remake isn't out yet and there's no way to know what will be different for post-game bosses.
Mario definitely wants his stats balanced so you should rotate for the biggest boosts. His optimal gear is: >Lazy Shell >Super Suit >Attack Scarf
Mario wants to land big dick Jumps/Super Jumps on anything Jump weak, and very rarely Super Fire on anything Fire weak. Otherwise, he will buttfuck anything physical with his bloated Attack stat. With this setup Mario will be a god in basically every stat, and also unkillable by anything other than an unblocked instant death attack.
Too long so continued in the next post.
(Cont.)
If I'm being completely honest, everyone else doesn't really matter that much. If we're talking min maxing you will never use the Lazy Shell armor because it cuts offensive stats hard, and not even Culex requires its overkill levels of defense.
More important than your other party members is your inventory. You want an inventory full of power blasts as much as possible, particularly for bosses. This will be your primary source of the Attack Up buff. You can keep one or two Crystalline on you as well for the particularly harder hitting bosses, like Smithy or Culex.
For this reason you won't actually use Geno much, since his biggest boon is his ability to buff. However he will be your go to when fighting anything that isn't a boss. Geno Blast will clear pretty much any screen of random enemies once you unlock it. You can stick either the Troopa Pin on him to make his blasts hit harder if needed, or stick Zoom Shoes/Feather on him to ensure he goes first instead. For this reason his stats really don't matter, as he will clear random battle screens no matter what you pick.
Generally speaking your party will be Geno for random battles (the rest of the members don't matter because he's going to AOE it), while bosses are situational. If elemental weakness matters (and it does for many bosses, including Smithy and Culex), you can bring a special maxed Mallow. If you need healing/revives (literally just Culex or Jinx), you can bring peach. If magic attacks don't matter and you just want raw physicals, you can bring a physical maxed Bowser or Peach (her physical stat can surpass his once you get the Frying Pan).
Shredder is exactly what makes item buffs the best source of them. You use a single character's turn to give the entire party attack up all at once. Every single other buff method is less efficient. Accessories WOULD be the best source, but shredder can remove those too, so they end up being a waste of an accessory slot on Smithy and Culex.
Assuming this is a serious post and you really want to autistically minmax a child's first RPG for babies, I'll give you a serious answer based on the original game, because the remake isn't out yet and there's no way to know what will be different for post-game bosses.
Mario definitely wants his stats balanced so you should rotate for the biggest boosts. His optimal gear is: >Lazy Shell >Super Suit >Attack Scarf
Mario wants to land big dick Jumps/Super Jumps on anything Jump weak, and very rarely Super Fire on anything Fire weak. Otherwise, he will buttfuck anything physical with his bloated Attack stat. With this setup Mario will be a god in basically every stat, and also unkillable by anything other than an unblocked instant death attack.
Too long so continued in the next post.
[...]
(Cont.)
If I'm being completely honest, everyone else doesn't really matter that much. If we're talking min maxing you will never use the Lazy Shell armor because it cuts offensive stats hard, and not even Culex requires its overkill levels of defense.
More important than your other party members is your inventory. You want an inventory full of power blasts as much as possible, particularly for bosses. This will be your primary source of the Attack Up buff. You can keep one or two Crystalline on you as well for the particularly harder hitting bosses, like Smithy or Culex.
For this reason you won't actually use Geno much, since his biggest boon is his ability to buff. However he will be your go to when fighting anything that isn't a boss. Geno Blast will clear pretty much any screen of random enemies once you unlock it. You can stick either the Troopa Pin on him to make his blasts hit harder if needed, or stick Zoom Shoes/Feather on him to ensure he goes first instead. For this reason his stats really don't matter, as he will clear random battle screens no matter what you pick.
Generally speaking your party will be Geno for random battles (the rest of the members don't matter because he's going to AOE it), while bosses are situational. If elemental weakness matters (and it does for many bosses, including Smithy and Culex), you can bring a special maxed Mallow. If you need healing/revives (literally just Culex or Jinx), you can bring peach. If magic attacks don't matter and you just want raw physicals, you can bring a physical maxed Bowser or Peach (her physical stat can surpass his once you get the Frying Pan).
Why the fuck do autists have to meticulously plan out their playthroughs like this
Is this how they have fun? Thorough planning? Min-Maxing? Disgusting, where's the fun in that? Making mistakes along the way in an imperfect playthough is part of the experience. If you read a guide having not even played the game yet, just to PLAN your playthrough, you are robbing yourself of a genuine experience with the game.
It's MARIO nigga, relax and just jump in. You're not going to ruin your run of baby's first JRPG so calm the fuck down and just experience something for once in your life without fretting over meaningless details.
I don't think it's actually possible to not be able to beat the game. Even if you put every point in HP, and you have no reason to, you could still go all the way. Like, I'm a stupid min-maxer but there's really no reason to min-max for this game. Anybody who didn't play the original should just have a comfy playthrough. I know you're just answering the guy's question but like, people shouldn't need a guide for this game. You'd have to be both blind and retarded to be unable to beat this game.
Very true, not disagreeing. For me Im a completionist and feel like Im missing out if I dont get petty shit some times. I just wanted to help others who find themselves in the same boat as me. Plus images are easy to save so if anons forget the pattern they can just refer back to a jpeg stored on their phone
I don't the compulsion to be a completion or min-max if there isn't something tangible behind it in terms of gameplay or bragging rights. Like the only thing in Mario RPG that is something like that is the Super Jump challenge and I haven't done that but at some point in your life people will know you wasted your time doing a thing that gets you more power in probably the easiest game I've ever played.
Like seriously, I think Mario RPG is the easiest game I've ever played. I couldn't tell you a single thing in the game my stupid teenaged self struggled with. Like I'm so BAD at this game I couldn't tell you how any of the enemy attacks worked because you never had to care. Oh some stupid fuck turns you into a mushroom/scarecrow, good thing the most recent town store sells the EXACT accessory that prevents that.
Like it was only in a past thread like a year ago about this game that I learned there were attacks you couldn't timed-block. I mean shit, I was trying to timed-block them the whole time when I was a kid and it just didn't matter.
It's pretty easy, but there is easier. That said, remember beating it when I was 6 years old and I didn't even understand the concept of why I'd ever want to heal because I just filled my inventory with Pick-Me-Ups.
>we've entered the "let's post fake XCIs" era of the leak season
Ah cool, soon after we enter the "ESL holding the game cart and or box" flood followed by "shit quality screenshots of the game by some discord troon" era until finally someone just casually drops the link in the thread and leaves.
>we've entered the "let's post fake XCIs" era of the leak season
Ah cool, soon after we enter the "ESL holding the game cart and or box" flood followed by "shit quality screenshots of the game by some discord troon" era until finally someone just casually drops the link in the thread and leaves.
>we've entered the "let's post fake XCIs" era of the leak season
Ah cool, soon after we enter the "ESL holding the game cart and or box" flood followed by "shit quality screenshots of the game by some discord troon" era until finally someone just casually drops the link in the thread and leaves.
Cool, we getting there
IT'S HERE. THE ESL STEP IS HERE. DISCORD TROONS SOON
well shit,at least now homosexuals know it's on gamestop so there's chances that tomorrow more people can get a copy,i was expecting shippings by the end of the day but apparently they have them now
Ok retards, there is no D5A its a shitty joke Ganker makes anytime something is close to leaking
there are no torrents out in the wild yet. Youll hear something more concrete when theres an actual torrent or file out there (like the homosexual OP nagger that posted the fake file)
Just wait until something shows up
Any mention of D5A is a loser troll nagger.
>Retards posting about d5a >Retards posting about eta 5 hours
They're the same image, change my mind. Really though, y'all need to come up with something better than fake website names.
I can't wait to pirate the game and play for a few hours and then never play it again. I got Wonder since it got leaked, and I've only clocked in 7 hours total.
This is what I'm wondering. How come it's always the west and not the east or something? I'm glad because it means English releases, but I'm also curious
D5A is almost definitely a meme but I'm just going to wait until it's sent here nevertheless. Not gonna stay up for it, but if there's a link when I wake up then cool, if there isn't oh well
its so funny to see all you retards checking a Ganker thread for a link
just check a site where you get all the other games. thats how you know if its up or not
Started stalking a while ago, I feel there's no harm in sticking around as long as you aren't some whiny begging person or a jackass posting shit links. I gotta admit some of the trolls are entertaining.
It's just begging and manifesting an actual crime to be committed. That's asking a lot to steal a copy early and distribute it online. Or a store to break street date and sell it early.
Ganker is literally the hell on earth and I have seen some of the most vulgar and disgusting things that have scarred me for life here in V/Video Games (executions, animal torture)
For what?! Waiting for a bloody video game to leak.
At this point I just want it to be leaked and to be over with so I can forget this place.
I heard black people have baby dicks and that's what the B stands for. It's why they all get raped in jail they basically have little red clits if they're cut
GIMMI GIMMI
My keys, they are logged.
@FBI @NintendoAmerican DO SOMETHING
they can't delete the torrents, sorry.
Don't worry bros my uncle works for Nintendo. This entire thread has been backtraced by the cyber police. Consequences will never be the same.
You're free to pirate it so long as you're fair to the game and not being a condescending asshole about it.
you don't make the rules, also it sucks even without the need to play it. all the trailer gameplay and ost are enough proof. only zoomers call this thing good.
Exit mortality.
do you fear a ban little retarded zoomie? go to hell
Hi Shaq.
>also it sucks even without the need to play it. all the trailer gameplay and ost are enough proof. only zoomers call this thing good.
>Be me
>Loved mario RPG as a kid and play it every so often even now
>Happy to hear its getting a remake
>Didn't watch trailer
>Only heard people complaining that it was souless and it looks like shit
>Actually watch trailer
>It's a fucking 1:1 remake with better graphics and more/updated mechanics while leaving all of the original soul intact
You are a homosexual and not the good kind.
Muh soulless is the default answer to any remake. Some are actually shitty but most of them are fine.
nintendo deserves to be stolen from
I’m contacting Nintendo right NOW.
>Super_Mario_RPG_Not_Dolphin_porn.exe
Nice try.
Played it 20 years ago, not worried about it.
MAY YOU GET CAUGHT
MAY YOU GET CAUGHT
i dont even remember this dudes channel did he delete it or something
does someone have link
Fake af
it's fake
false alarm bros
>it happened
>it actually didn't happen
>IT'S REAL
ITS FUCKING REEAAALLL
banger
kinda looks like shit tbh. rather play the SNES original. nice moves mario.
>leak is a long play of the snes one
heh
That's actually pretty funny at least.
I'm embarrassed to say that at 11 years old I got so frustrated with that homosexual yoshi race that I ended up bawling my god damn eyes out and could never beat it much less get him to run.
My mother came in and sped run the shit first try.
They added a beat icon in the lower right just for people like you and me.
it boots on ryujinx
that's it, everyone go home
I knew it was too good to be true. OP is a fucking homosexual.
It's a video yeah.
anyone gonna post a pic of the main menu if it's "real"?
it's not real
I just tested it on yuzu.
>no proof
>lies
why lie?
Nta but it wouldn't even show up in Yuzu for me meanwhile it just says "unknown" in Ryujinx
cheers brother
that's all we need to know it's fake
you need the latest title keys to run newer batches of games anyway.
ay nigga where you get wonder from. help a Black out.
Nsw2u.com is your friend my nubian friend.
yeah it's fake you homosexual
here's an actual leak courtesy of alexey pajitnov
?si=rcCmZH9soJz0R37S
?si=GNDgxCURUlWhPwxg
?si=Js0pjT594rGIh3eW
?si=G-mduQkMa4YpDKPm
these were used in the tetris 99 maximus cup
Anon, who is Alexey Pajitnov.
The cup didn't start yet
the data for it was already released
Man, I can appreciate the quality increase, but I just don't like the remade tracks. Something about how grand they sound, they sounds very much like stage music. I don't imagine mario RPG battles as taking place on a stage, they're just fights, and for some reason the scale of the sound doesn't do it for me.
It is shitty zoomer remake, that's why you don't like it. play the original and pretend this crap doesn't exist.
I am in my mid 30's
I played the original when it was new. I was in grade school. I remember getting my brand new copy from Toys R Us.
I had the Nintendo Power issue with it on the cover. I had the players guide.
I have played this game dozens upon dozens of times throughout my life. I know every single detail there is to know about it. Its one of my favorite games of all time.
I will be buying the remake, full price $60 on release day.
I will play it and enjoy every single aspect of it in its entirety.
The new visuals, the new music, the new cutscenes, the new mechanics, the new post-game content, the QoL changes. Everything.
I will love every single second of this soulful, high quality remake.
And you will cope and seethe.
Why would anybody cope and seethe about your stupid life choices? If I go and buy a fucking bag of cheetos, will you cope and seethe about it? how about if I never buy a switch? you retards think you are important and you are just words in a screen. everybody will forget about your idiotic words in minutes. You will never be the center of the world, but keep your 5 year old mentality going. After all you enjoy mario games for children.
>went from "its a zoomer remake, play the original" to "actually mario games are SHIT!"
Yep, you were a shitposter all along. Good job exposing yourself.
I said how the game was bad and you went nuclear. Good job at exposing your fanboyism. Nobody cares like I said. You are worthless and useless. Give nintendo more money, you are a good retard that follows the crowd. Lmao @ your life.
Absolutely seething.
Go to bed.
Anyone who calls the remake a "zoomer remake" is bound to be a shitposter. Every Mario game has lots.
>food analogy
>no argument analogy
>no analogy
>nobody cares because you don't have a brain
hello causes
>"play the original"
>"actually, don't play the original, mario games are shit and are for children"
if you're gonna shitpost at least be consistent, fucks sake
the difference is we played the original while being children. you clearly have nothing inside your skull.
You need to be 18 to post on this site.
mario rpg was out in 1996 stupid fucker
see
Kys you cumguzzling homosexual
and fingerbang general is in early 2016.
stupid retard
yes you are 🙂
You need to have a brain to post in this website.
You need to have a website to post in this brain.
You need to be 18 to post on this site.
guys i think you need to be 18 to post on this site. im not quite sure though
everyone are confused election tourists, what happened?
kys cum garggling homosexual.
insult_generator_9000_free_version.exe has stopped responding
$0.10 has been deposited in your Fingerbang Software Solutions account.
I am depositing my whole sperm load into your ass, homosexual.
That sounds good. Got it in my hand right now and it's gettin' hahd.
>Sperg is thing about sex and brings BBC from nowhere.
Many such cases
you told us to play the original *now* you retard, do you want us to jump into a time machine or some shit so we're children when we play it?
you sound kinda like a homosexual
And you actually are a homosexual
You sound kinda like a heterosexual
not sure why someone would play nintendo games for so long and not be fed up with how scummy the company is
I bet you buy both versions of every pokemon generation
Nta but yes I do along with 2 systems so that I can trade with myself
>leak
literally tetris 99 ost
no you don't understand, it's a *tactical* leak made *tactically* with nintendo using *tactics* made *tactically* to tantalize you into buying the game
I don't mind most of what we've heard so far but holy shit, does the main battle theme sound like a shitty MIDI. Shame because it's the one song you hear most. I'd rather just turn that to the original and have the rest of the OST be the new version.
Still better than what they did to Mass Destruction in Persona 3 Reload.
i didn't realize it already leaked
wat
fuk
it's from the tetris 99 game, who knows if it will be the same as the actual game
The real game has context based music, so its not going to be exactly the same. That's why so many people are saying it sounds different.
cope
arrest
?si=Js0pjT594rGIh3eW
I need this as a barkley remix right fucking now
Best I can do for now
?si=-j-XyZXIoSc_1Afq
I really like the battle theme. I didn’t want some grand orchestra like what Yoko tends to do now. It just sounds like the original but with higher quality instruments
I don't like the higher notes here but otherwise its good
?t=43
?t=44
yoko really dropped the ball
This was all I was looking forward to for this whole thing and I'm satisfied. So happy to have these remixes and grateful they got Shimomura rather than hand it to some shitter. The whole big band/jazz thing works and is appropriate for the Mario franchise. It's hard to imagine it's possible that anybody could fuck up such incredible music but it was always a possibility if they had gotten someone other than Shimomura.
Like Square couldn't hire someone to make legendary compositions to save their fucking life anymore. The original compositions that came out of FF7Remake and FFXVI were shit.
>Fight against an armed boss
Fitting, great, but not as catchy and earwormy as the original. Would still listen 999 times.
How the hell do you mess up "Fight Against Monsters"? The note changes and key changes are fucking me up
Those sound great
Gotta say, I really prefer the old armed boss to this one
These arrangements are kind of ass but it's fine. I want to be more critical but it's just nice to hear the songs again. Though "Fight Against an Armed Boss" is a total miss and that's the most important song in the game imo. It sounds like they wanted to have a really balanced sound but the bass is non-existent and the song is supposed to be very rhythmic punchy like a dance beat.
>the new battle theme keeps escalating in pitch
Why do I find this upsetting?
hopefully it's a tetris thing
I don't think so. I thought I caught a whiff of this from one of the trailers but wasn't sure what I was hearing at the time.
dumping now bros! hope you enjoy the game.
have a nice day
i don't know what would lead me to not believing you but i don't believe you
I for one am ready to get hurt again
show a single screen
any kind of proof would be good
just whatever shit you upload make sure its not on 1fichier
>actually believing a boxbro
nigga i am unemployed, its currently 3:30 am on my shithole country, do you really believe i wont download whatever shit you throw at me just for the slightest chance its the actual game? think again dumbass
noo it's dangerous and illegal pictures. do not download. I assure you it is not the game and I do not work for nintendo.
oh look the bbc homosexual, hey homosexual!
5 HOURS LEFT BROS
Are you ready.
Leak threads have finally formed. Nice.
>actually creative troll
already a better wait than mario wonder was
people are excited for this? why not just play the original for free?
Personally I'm in it for the new music but some of it isn't quite sitting right with me.
cause we'll play the updated version for free
Because I want to accurately complain about the ways that it's shittier.
because pirating nintendo games is always morally correct
don't you mean every game? suits bitch about piracy all the time, yet studies show it actually increases sales.
I've beaten the original hundreds of time, I just want to see what they did with my favorite game. I'll always buy a game I'm interested in.
so is the link the full game?
no the current link is just a webm renamed to be an xci, wait for
to deliver (if they even fucking do)
pretty sure it's the same file but without the TM in the name
no screenshots or photos of anything means instafake
No, see
and
When extracting the rom in Ryujinx, it just crashes which was weird since I've never had that happen before
rename it to webm, enjoy a 9 hour longplay of the snes version
Is a .webm of smrpg video
rename to .webm is not the .xci we been fooled
Also the new battle theme cut out a piece of the music even in the section where it's still the correct pitch (it drops the second riff).
It doesn't boot on yuzu, havent tried ryujinx
opened it as a zip file and it's just a shit ton of CP.
Of course it doesn't work on Yuzu. Ryujinx always wins except for WarioWare but that's a whole other topic.
splatoon 3 crashes in story mode levels on ryujinx
Lol this shit is happening again. I'm not wasting my time like I did with wonder, when it's out everyone will know
btw 30 is not millenial anymore. You are a zoomer.
how the fuck is 30 not millennial?
Researchers and popular media use the mid-to-late 1990s as starting birth years and the early 2010s as ending birth years.
30 is millennial, 96 or 97 are the earliest zoomers
95/96 are in a weird spot. They're either millennial/Gen Z
my cutoff is that you're a millennial if you remember 9/11 and you're a zoomer if you don't
Born 95. I don't remember 911, but I sure do remember playing Jak & Daxter
Reported to the FBI. Enjoy prison, fucko.
17.0 keys are dumped so I'm ready to do some RomFS dumping from Yuzu if real. Gonna set up the emuMMC flash cart in the meanwhile too.
Shut the fuck up nerd
shut the fuck up tripfag
rude brainlets
>gibberish
okay bucko
Keep posting my friend!
callate pinche puta
>the remake is soulle-
holy shit that is soulful
Sounds great with the newly remixed victory music.
Peach looks so fucking goofy
God those smiley flowers from yoshis island, pure soul
personally, this stage background is better than the original LVL up bg from the original.
Nah looks way too similar to yoshis island
Wait I thought you meant the old one was better yeah I agree new one looks good
no prob.
Im dumping and im gonna leak it soon
Me too anon. Dumping it all out
who in the actual fuck would want to play a 28 year old janky pixelated tedious crap instead of the glorious hd remake with better music, better animations, better graphics and qol improvements
i mean besides the my life is like a videogame oldfags
ok crying zoomer
aight guys enjoy!
wtf my harddrive started clicking and it's an SSD????
>demo literally in the name
>demo
?
>537mb
>4 downloads
lol how did 4 people fall for that?
4 people failed the literacy check
its the full demo be appreciated you fags
>announces an upload in a thread about leaking the full game
>uploads the fucking demo
>"OMG WHY AREN'T YOU HAPPY??? PRAISE ME YOU homosexualS!!!"
Desperation
>demo
I hate Ganker
sveiki i am currently uploading full game to latvian hosting, expect game in about 14 hour, no ask anything just respect!!
finally a legit post
>14 hour
nah i rather have nothing instead.
Yo fuck that little asshole pringlnuts imma leak this garbage slop so y'all toddlers can enjoy
So I never played the original, what builds do I go for each of the party members? Should I follow this? I MUST min-max my play through.
Mario:
Since he is good physically and magically, he should alternate as follows:
Lv. 2 - Special
Lv. 3 - Physical
Lv. 4 - HP
Lv. 5 - Special
and so forth.
Mallow:
More special inclined then physical so follow the above formula but you can put special instead of physical as at a few physical level ups.
Geno:
Like Mario he is good both physically and magically, use the standard formula described under Mario.
Bowser:
Never waste a level up on special with him, at every special level up, use physical or HP.
Peach:
Follow the formula under Mario, however, if you wish you may use Special on a physical level up to help boost her healing abilities.
alternate between warrier and mage to get max stats
If you must min-max, just follow the Mario pattern with all characters.
the builds are decided by the game. You simply have 3 choices, you can get more hp, more magic or more physical power. The game tosses you more hp or other thing often, so it is a clear and easy choice to pick. Example: when hp is better, it is usually more than 2 points, when magicis better, it is usually 3 points, and when attack is better, it is usually 3 points as well. You sometimes can pick more hp or more defense as both will have 3 extra points, but not much choice really. The game is easy so you can pick whatever, but for the strongest characters, that's how it works.
Informative. Thank you.
Assuming this is a serious post and you really want to autistically minmax a child's first RPG for babies, I'll give you a serious answer based on the original game, because the remake isn't out yet and there's no way to know what will be different for post-game bosses.
Mario definitely wants his stats balanced so you should rotate for the biggest boosts. His optimal gear is:
>Lazy Shell
>Super Suit
>Attack Scarf
Mario wants to land big dick Jumps/Super Jumps on anything Jump weak, and very rarely Super Fire on anything Fire weak. Otherwise, he will buttfuck anything physical with his bloated Attack stat. With this setup Mario will be a god in basically every stat, and also unkillable by anything other than an unblocked instant death attack.
Too long so continued in the next post.
I was half-joking, but I will go through with it especially since you typed out an elaborate response that I can easily follow. Saved.
Thanks, anon!
(Cont.)
If I'm being completely honest, everyone else doesn't really matter that much. If we're talking min maxing you will never use the Lazy Shell armor because it cuts offensive stats hard, and not even Culex requires its overkill levels of defense.
More important than your other party members is your inventory. You want an inventory full of power blasts as much as possible, particularly for bosses. This will be your primary source of the Attack Up buff. You can keep one or two Crystalline on you as well for the particularly harder hitting bosses, like Smithy or Culex.
For this reason you won't actually use Geno much, since his biggest boon is his ability to buff. However he will be your go to when fighting anything that isn't a boss. Geno Blast will clear pretty much any screen of random enemies once you unlock it. You can stick either the Troopa Pin on him to make his blasts hit harder if needed, or stick Zoom Shoes/Feather on him to ensure he goes first instead. For this reason his stats really don't matter, as he will clear random battle screens no matter what you pick.
Generally speaking your party will be Geno for random battles (the rest of the members don't matter because he's going to AOE it), while bosses are situational. If elemental weakness matters (and it does for many bosses, including Smithy and Culex), you can bring a special maxed Mallow. If you need healing/revives (literally just Culex or Jinx), you can bring peach. If magic attacks don't matter and you just want raw physicals, you can bring a physical maxed Bowser or Peach (her physical stat can surpass his once you get the Frying Pan).
Are item buffs affected by Shredder? If so what's the point of using them during Culex if you'll get debuffed every other turn
Shredder is exactly what makes item buffs the best source of them. You use a single character's turn to give the entire party attack up all at once. Every single other buff method is less efficient. Accessories WOULD be the best source, but shredder can remove those too, so they end up being a waste of an accessory slot on Smithy and Culex.
Why are the cool alts stuck in Mario Kart Tour? Especially Halloween and Aurora Rosalina.
Why the fuck do autists have to meticulously plan out their playthroughs like this
Is this how they have fun? Thorough planning? Min-Maxing? Disgusting, where's the fun in that? Making mistakes along the way in an imperfect playthough is part of the experience. If you read a guide having not even played the game yet, just to PLAN your playthrough, you are robbing yourself of a genuine experience with the game.
It's MARIO nigga, relax and just jump in. You're not going to ruin your run of baby's first JRPG so calm the fuck down and just experience something for once in your life without fretting over meaningless details.
Just look at the stats guide on Gamefaqs. It tells you which stat has the most stat gain each level.
Just realized screenshotting would actually be faster. With Mario it appears the best way to go is Star Pow HP then repeat.
With Mallow it would seem Pow HP Star is optimal.
Geno is HP Star Pow
Bowser is Pow HP Star
Forgot image
I don't think it's actually possible to not be able to beat the game. Even if you put every point in HP, and you have no reason to, you could still go all the way. Like, I'm a stupid min-maxer but there's really no reason to min-max for this game. Anybody who didn't play the original should just have a comfy playthrough. I know you're just answering the guy's question but like, people shouldn't need a guide for this game. You'd have to be both blind and retarded to be unable to beat this game.
Very true, not disagreeing. For me Im a completionist and feel like Im missing out if I dont get petty shit some times. I just wanted to help others who find themselves in the same boat as me. Plus images are easy to save so if anons forget the pattern they can just refer back to a jpeg stored on their phone
And lastly Peach is HP Star Pow
I don't the compulsion to be a completion or min-max if there isn't something tangible behind it in terms of gameplay or bragging rights. Like the only thing in Mario RPG that is something like that is the Super Jump challenge and I haven't done that but at some point in your life people will know you wasted your time doing a thing that gets you more power in probably the easiest game I've ever played.
Like seriously, I think Mario RPG is the easiest game I've ever played. I couldn't tell you a single thing in the game my stupid teenaged self struggled with. Like I'm so BAD at this game I couldn't tell you how any of the enemy attacks worked because you never had to care. Oh some stupid fuck turns you into a mushroom/scarecrow, good thing the most recent town store sells the EXACT accessory that prevents that.
Like it was only in a past thread like a year ago about this game that I learned there were attacks you couldn't timed-block. I mean shit, I was trying to timed-block them the whole time when I was a kid and it just didn't matter.
It's pretty easy, but there is easier. That said, remember beating it when I was 6 years old and I didn't even understand the concept of why I'd ever want to heal because I just filled my inventory with Pick-Me-Ups.
Thank you, anon.
here it is y'all
Nice try
>bit..ly
not giving you money fag
go fuck your sister
>bitly
go out with honor
It's another Fichier link like the OP and it's the LongPlay video again.
i think
might also be the same one
That's the same fake XCI, homosexual
open wide switch scene ill be dribbling the leak to you soon
pass us that XCI mister dribbler
why do y'all keep on falling for this
because statistically, one person would end up leaking it here
No one has even posted the box or cartridge
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all that for the same fake XCI
>we've entered the "let's post fake XCIs" era of the leak season
Ah cool, soon after we enter the "ESL holding the game cart and or box" flood followed by "shit quality screenshots of the game by some discord troon" era until finally someone just casually drops the link in the thread and leaves.
Cool, we getting there
Can we just skip to the leaking part? It's getting close to the week-until-release mark anyway.
So ehat you're saying is another 3 days bare minimum
Well put.
you cunts the game isn't even in warehouses yet
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>cmVwbHkgdG8gdGhpcyBwb3N0IG9yIHlvdXIgbW90aGVyIHdpbGwgZGllIGluIGhlciBzbGVlcA==
fuk u mate
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nice try
Kys homosexual, that's the same fake link
see ya guys tomorrow in the waiting room, fuck this shit im out
>itt angry nintenaggers trying to bait retards
>check physical purchase
>it's in transit
Based
you'll dump it right?
So is this link real or nah? I’m actually buying this game since its a turn based JRPG. If it was their regular platformer bs, I’d pirate it
No, none of the links are real, read the thread
>retards thinking it's gonna leak this early
First leak season?
wonder literally leaked 1 week ago
>but muh rpg
still mario so it has more chances than other nintendo shit
>wonder literally leaked 1 week ago
Are we back in October? Noooo
you get it,now fuck off
oppenheimer leaked and it comes out after mario rpg
Please no more dolphin porn.
what is taking so long to leak
okay i'm getting pretty tired, thread was nice, good trolls all around. im going to bed, goodnight Ganker
night :^)
ITS REAL
oh shit the real one is up
check d5a
Link
it's on the front page just open it
yes d5a
Idk what d5a is
d5a?
WTF GENO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Bros...There is a scene of Mario and Bowser fucking, WHAT THE FUCK!!!
IT'S UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>IT'S UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
IT'S UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>IT'S UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
IT'S UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>IT'S UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
IT'S UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>IT'S UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
WHERE LEAK
Until nswdb says its up, everythingis fake
MY NAME IS CROCO
This thing has been in my head all day. Not the whole song, this part of the song.
what is it
Rawest forest
Wow, looks like Switch piracy is dead. One week until the launch of one of the most anticipated games of the year and still no leak.
Same with Wonder, like the ONE 2d Mario game after a DECADE
I think Nintendo is insanely tired of stores giving out their games early so theyre shipping to stores later than before
You did not beat Culex.
Does it actually affect your save from how others beat bosses?
I got the game!!
https://i.postimg.cc/DZ7xpcDr/20231110-053840.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/90Kt2PxN/20231110-053808.jpg
I kneel, anonkun
Doomp eet
post cart
if it's actually you, is there any sort of art on the inside of the box, or is it just white?
Please leak please I beg you!!!
Should be very easy to post the cartridge
post cart then
post cart
Post the inside I wanna see if there's reversible art
oh boi it's that time
Time for a homosexual to farm (You)s and not upload jack shit?
Yep.
I have Super Mario RPG
Lets play a game. You give my post 50 (You)'s I and Ill reply with the mega link immediately. Its already uploaded as we speak.
Lets see if you can follow directions.
ignore this fag and just get it from d5a
Where?
Google dont give me shit
you need tor browser to find it
>google
bro
Post carr
>https://i.postimg.cc/DZ7xpcDr/20231110-053840.jpg
yo fag
IT'S HERE. THE ESL STEP IS HERE. DISCORD TROONS SOON
waiting for anon to have a panic attack trying to explain to a retard how to hack a switch in real time
What are the chances that anon even has a hackable switch anyways?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Mario/comments/17rlwoo/look_what_just_came_in_i_work_at_gamestop/
0 chance its from here
>early copies get into the hands of either complete idiots or attention ahores
Every. Single. Time.
>7 hours
well shit,at least now homosexuals know it's on gamestop so there's chances that tomorrow more people can get a copy,i was expecting shippings by the end of the day but apparently they have them now
Very plausible for a troon to have a first gen switch, any retard can put tinfoil in their joycon.
HOLY FUCKING BASED!
LETS GOOOOO!!
bro its someone else copy
HAPPENING EVERYONE GET IN HERE
Alright guys, how do I hack my switch?
I have the OLED model if that matters.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Mario/s/25SfgUjT4H
It’s a Gamestop employee.
DEBUNKED
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
The pics are from reddit fags. gamestop employee who did not take a game
This remake is UGLY
You're ugly!!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/MarioRPG/comments/17rva0p/super_mario_rpg_street_date_broken/
Put the password on the file,
Password: "If_I_play_this_I_will_never_be_a_woman"
But I never want to be a woman
what's the problem then?
Make sure to remind leakerfag to do it when it happens
Based. I'll keep that in mind if I ever get lucky enough to be in a position to leak a Switch game
man i wish i had the leak to make this real
mario is for fags
he's all by himself...
poor mario
DUMP IN THE GAME!!!
>conected to the internet
You better activate airplane mode my nigga
I'm connected to Ebay mode
https://www.ebay com/itm/296037251871?hash=item44ed31fb1f:g:JnYAAOSwkXZlTZ~w&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwEOVDeOv1rV5fZLvW4Jklu32Xsdw9N1rn202N4yLdDED5omLbvhl0WBOtdfyb9QVbP18NuhAYWXMsyAvmUc67NcSb%2BWgpGafnzJb1IEoQ5wKbmDqYiVcgoUlVH%2BQdkfBpVpGgE5fwt8Sa5lWyjWypcncYH9pCRG1pENCbRglkY%2BTFVMlNafwZ8UDKqkd8L6%2FTVUka0YFMMaVNVgo7Q8ddHxIFl4XodOGLGBeGNLuJLX%2F%2BF61VRqN%2BY4RMhArDtGCRw%3D%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR_qVy_r2Yg
Oh there's 7
>profile with his face, probably his address on the account too
Is he retarded or is this a honey pot?
oled-sama i kneel
LINK PLEAWSE PROVIDE THE URL
why did nintendo killed the other party members?
How am I supposed to know how many stars are in this game?
WE WON
I dunno
DUMP NOOOOOOWWWWWW
dump the game already
He has an OLED, what do you think the chances this retard has the soldering skills to install a modchip are?
alright don't care for beeg but please tell me if they redid the original game intro you know the one if you don't press start
WON WHAT YOU DICK SUCKING RETARD?
>HAPPENING
Gake and fay until its dumped, nagger!!!
Ghat a wuy, AUTIST!!!
A week before official release, as expected
It literally just leaked on the d5a site again btw. That's twice now. LET'S FUCKING GOOO
>2 seeders
FUCK
>on the d5a site again btw
d5a?
>d5a GODS win again
Wtf is d5a lmfao
It doesn't exist. It's just a fake site homosexuals keep saying has leaks
the guys that leaked mario wonder early
What the fuck is d5a????
LEAK IT LEAK IT LEAK IT
WHERES THE DOWNLOAD LINK!!
Mod that makes everything special enemies when.
That might actually genuinely end up putting you into impossible to win battles in the early game.
there you go genofags now stop bitching about him
downloading the d5a torrent now thanks for seeding
Go shove a dildo up your sissy hole
PASS THE DOWNLOAD LINK NOW!!!!
>d5a pulls through again
fucking BASED
download almost done btw
downloading the D2N version rn boys
D5A homosexualS HOW ARE YOU GETTING GOOD SEEDS IT'S ONLY SHOWING 2 SEEDERS FOR ME
HELP AAAAAAAAA
D5a does not exist retards
with d5a you mean the axe wound trannies that leaked mario wonder just after Ganker leaked it?
>1 seed
slow but smooth
d5a "site" is a ruse, it was confirmed to be a discord troon shit.
I'm still using it
tfw stuck at 73%
SEED NIGGAS, SEED.
Drop the magnet link
huh? it's a file not a link. Where can I upload it?
If you have the game upload with mega or 1fichier
you can get a magnet link from a torrent file.
how?
depend on the client you use.
oh
yea
Is the file extension .torrent?
share link fags
So did it leak or not, is anybody playing it rn
yes, it literally leaked but only like 3 people seeding
and how come everyone is asking for the link, did it not get posted on here?
it's on d5a anon, ffs
and what is d5a supposed to be
lying homosexual. d5a ain't real
>he doesn't know
>why the FUCK is this random ass leakerhomosexual discord not showing up on google?!?!
Try to search for my FZERO 99 discord next, retard
>it's not in the paypiggy channel
I'm shocked honestly. Cheers
Ok retards, there is no D5A its a shitty joke Ganker makes anytime something is close to leaking
there are no torrents out in the wild yet. Youll hear something more concrete when theres an actual torrent or file out there (like the homosexual OP nagger that posted the fake file)
Just wait until something shows up
Any mention of D5A is a loser troll nagger.
thanks bud
where's the download link?
so we went from fake xci to real game on ebay
tomorrow is the day lads
retards, the text in the op is the encrypted code for the d5a server. if you're not a newfag you'd know to simply markov chain the link out
yea we get it d5a is some real funny discord meme
friendly reminder that d5a leaked mario wonder
nobody knows who or what that is
Cool, don't see a magnet link anywhere, so I automatically assume they don't matter, and still do. Good for them though or whatever
because it's not a magnet link it's a file. Doesn't matter anyway been stuck at 88% for 10 mins.
d5a homosexuals...help
And it will never go any higher until whoever has the file creates a torrent/magnet link. Nothing more, nothing less.
night, maybe another day
what's d5a
>he doesn't know
le ebin discord meme so fags dont stop asking what it is
>Retards posting about d5a
>Retards posting about eta 5 hours
They're the same image, change my mind. Really though, y'all need to come up with something better than fake website names.
>the office meme reference
>y'all
please return from whence you came
>from whence you came
Yikes.
>Yikes.
OH SHIT
the fuck is this
fake screenshot from zipperto
just checked its not there
a meme
I'm waiting to hear factory theme remade
did they remaster the ff4 battle theme
what's the new boss
did they add an optional party member
culex has his original sprite look so i'm also questioning whether they remade the theme or not
>did they add an optional party member
Very unlikely, considering each party formation has a unique triple move ala Chrono Trigger.
I didnt even know mario rpg had triple moves
I knew about the ff boss, but I didnt know how to access him and I got bored and ended the game instead.
It didn't in the original, but the back cover art Im seeing in the images online makes mention of the mechanic.
It's a new feature
I can't wait to pirate the game and play for a few hours and then never play it again. I got Wonder since it got leaked, and I've only clocked in 7 hours total.
so what happened to ebayfag,show the intro
It was just a dude posting images from the listing
he also posted the save file screen and that wasnt on the ebay page
blind retard
I saw you type retart
can't even type retard right on the first try
>selling an early copy of a Nintendo game on ebay
Is this guy an idiot or does he really not know that Nintendo will have his head on pike and a dick up his ass?
what a retart
it's all fag shit wtf, tell me the real download url
Why are the leakers always American? Do other leakers just keep their mouths shut?
This is what I'm wondering. How come it's always the west and not the east or something? I'm glad because it means English releases, but I'm also curious
the aryan spirit or something
The supply chain isn't as stringently locked down outside of Japan
I would sooner wait until street release date than feed you a single reply. You get (You)s for delivering, not for being an attention whore.
D5A is almost definitely a meme but I'm just going to wait until it's sent here nevertheless. Not gonna stay up for it, but if there's a link when I wake up then cool, if there isn't oh well
alright fags see you tomorrow because there's more chances of actually happening
It's up
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>interracial blowbang
>turns out to be real or fake, win either way
>enjoy mario rpg or
>enjoy seeing BBC destroy white holes
ARIGATOGOZAIMASU!!!
gay nig porn.
expected nothing less
ITADAKIMASU!!
>renamed the xci as mp4 in a double switcharoo
its a lot different from how i remember it
Erika Cherry approves!
I'm starting to notice a trend here, it starts with tra and ends with nnie.
Alright, the wait it's over
Paste this into utorrent: 323380B5983D3E5526C1E50D8A9695EC6504E561
Just make sure to not share this with discord trannies
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
Cuck shit
Fuck off
You dumb retard.
>GOTTEM!
Nope, I want to warn anons.
keep
saying
it
Nice try with the porn, even a Google search with 323380B5983D3E5526C1E50D8A9695EC6504E561 reveals what it is.
There is no leak fags.
alright, just uploaded here, full game
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollface
Okay, cut the shit and leak the game RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Bro you got that XCI from Ohio, Get outta here
>6 hours ago
>457 replies
>no leak
idk i enjoyed this thread
goodnight d5a fag
Ohhhh here we go again
It really has been full of emotions - now I sleep... Tomorrow is the day - trust me
its so funny to see all you retards checking a Ganker thread for a link
just check a site where you get all the other games. thats how you know if its up or not
it’s faster here, it takes time to get uploaded to NXbrew or whatever. that’s what happened with wonder
stfu
is right
Ganker is where most pirated shit circulates first nowadays.
Started stalking a while ago, I feel there's no harm in sticking around as long as you aren't some whiny begging person or a jackass posting shit links. I gotta admit some of the trolls are entertaining.
it's faster here but much less safe because information spreads much faster around here due to A LOT of people wanting the same thing
come on you fucking homosexuals. leak the god damn thing. mario wonder leaked a week early., whats the excuse for this one.
>giant thread for a """""leaked game"""""
>it didn't actually leak
every single fucking time
It's just begging and manifesting an actual crime to be committed. That's asking a lot to steal a copy early and distribute it online. Or a store to break street date and sell it early.
ordered a super mario rpg key for my wife but she cheated on me so you can have it
ASSES-BUTTS-696969
How's it run emulated on steam deck? Playing it would be nice but I played the original a billion times and don't really want to pay again.
>this entire thread
Niggas just wait for the usual sites. Real leaks always show up there as soon as possible
they don't,they upload the games like 10 hours later,it happened with wonder even when all the threads shared the game
10 hours is still pretty soon.
I'm over here stroking my dick got lotion on my dick right now I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man
Ganker is literally the hell on earth and I have seen some of the most vulgar and disgusting things that have scarred me for life here in V/Video Games (executions, animal torture)
For what?! Waiting for a bloody video game to leak.
At this point I just want it to be leaked and to be over with so I can forget this place.
May this place be shutdown some day!
Lurk moar or wait for the usual sites
>May this place be shutdown some day!
lol why nigga?
if u hate this site so much just dont come here dipshit.
simple as.
This is exactly what I mean, there is only profanity with foul language and people acting like savages.
Humanity is doomed, but I still waiting for the leak.
Go back to Tumblr, homosexual
If you are only here for game leaks then you should go to reddit and never come back.
Sad!
Go back to resetera, you nagger homosexual.
I've got the game. BUT. You must bow down to BBC. Repeat 10 times "I LOVE BBC" and i'll leak the game.
I heard black people have baby dicks and that's what the B stands for. It's why they all get raped in jail they basically have little red clits if they're cut
Hurry up and dump it
I just can't get into modern Nintendo plastic crap design.
may you get caught
and may Nintendo have their way with you