Are you going to buy them?
What will you do while wearing them to justify the price?
Mario shoes ARE HERE
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Roundhouse kick them with mario boots
That's like the least notable part of his outfit
>implying Gankerners wouldn't seethe if nintendo changes the color of mario's boots
NINTENDO FIRE THIS MAN
BING
BING
BING
1-UP!
blessed is whoever made this
Goombas are brown too, really makes you think.
>What will you do while wearing them to justify the price?
STOMPING... uh.. ehm.. what was it again?
Ah!
moronS
>Sony makes something you can actually buy and wear
>not something to stick in a museum to stroke their already inflated ego
Tendies BTFO again
I'd rather have a silly museum entry than yet another tacky consoomer cashgrab
Well not going to hide that these boots at the end of the day are yet another marketing tactic too since their true purpose is making basedboys buy that brand of shoes
why are male zoomers as obsessed with shoes as gen x women?
is this some kind of psy-op to turn zoomers into homos?
>turn
And here you are, 30+ obsessed with a basket weaving internet forum.
>zoomer gets offended being called out for his feminine obsession with footwear
I wear the same pair of shoes for 2 years now (I clean them of course)
I became “obsessed with shoes” when I hit my 30s and started dealing with plantar fasciitis.
>he's not a barefoot shoe chad
>his feet are atrophied
Let me guess, you now wear even more rigid shoes complete with the "arch support" scam?
>his parents couldn't afford shoes so he had to run around barefoot
Many cases.
zoomers appropriating black moron culture.
seriously, one of my drinking buddies is a well-off lightskin boomer and he collects rare jordans and other shit
i mean i like rare guns, but that's cooler than shoes. you don't even wear the rare shoes, you just keep 'em there
moron funkopops
men have always been obsessed with shoes in one way or another.
whether it was the courtly shoes of royal dress or the slick handmade leather shoes of wallstreet.
zoomers are just influenced by hypebeast subculture, which is actually a millennial thing and arguably goes back to gen-x's obsession with air jordans.
Red Wing makes some solid shoes, they look great and last long. I like Mario, I like boots, I'll buy those too. Simple as that.
Can't wait to use them to curb stomp moron babies into the concrete
Launch morons into the sun using Mario's boots
Because OP is a gay, I'm just going to inform everyone here that these aren't for sale and are specifically one-of-a-kind items made specifically for Mar10 Day to promote the Super Mario Bros Movie.
They're not even wearable. The Last was left in.
This will complete the look of the 30 year old amerifat manchild. I can picture it now, raised solely on corporate francises, deriving his morality from highly botted upvotes on message boards. His very understanding of the world crafted haphazardly by marketing shills.
WAHOO
who the fuck has feet that fat and short
Imagine the smell. You're going to get a set for worshipping purposes, aren't you?
are you man enough to cum in mario's shoes?
Ha ha
YIPEE
these shoes makes think about tasty hamburgers.
perchance.
Were these made for Chinese women who bind their feet together?
it's a display piece, not meant to be worn at all.
guy in the brown jacket looks genuinely angry
it's a millennial ashamed of his peers
Link to archived thread? Kek
>first post has been deleted
Ganker is fucking pathetic
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/630546445
>deleted post
jannies are so pathetic
Mario's shoes don't even have laces.
those shoes are for literal babies I guess
Based.
Some gems in the thread.
I have such an absurdly wide toe box that these might actually fit me comfortably.
Shoe shopping is not meant to be a challenge.
Who asked for these