Mario shoes ARE HERE

Are you going to buy them?
What will you do while wearing them to justify the price?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Roundhouse kick them with mario boots

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      NINTENDO FIRE THIS MAN

      BING
      BING
      BING
      1-UP!

      >What will you do while wearing them to justify the price?
      STOMPING... uh.. ehm.. what was it again?
      Ah!
      Black folk

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's like the least notable part of his outfit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >implying Gankerners wouldn't seethe if nintendo changes the color of mario's boots

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NINTENDO FIRE THIS MAN

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BING
    BING
    BING
    1-UP!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      blessed is whoever made this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Goombas are brown too, really makes you think.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >What will you do while wearing them to justify the price?
    STOMPING... uh.. ehm.. what was it again?
    Ah!
    Black folk

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Sony makes something you can actually buy and wear
    >not something to stick in a museum to stroke their already inflated ego
    Tendies BTFO again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather have a silly museum entry than yet another tacky consoomer cashgrab
      Well not going to hide that these boots at the end of the day are yet another marketing tactic too since their true purpose is making basedboys buy that brand of shoes

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are male zoomers as obsessed with shoes as gen x women?
    is this some kind of psy-op to turn zoomers into homos?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >turn

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And here you are, 30+ obsessed with a basket weaving internet forum.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomer gets offended being called out for his feminine obsession with footwear

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I wear the same pair of shoes for 2 years now (I clean them of course)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I became “obsessed with shoes” when I hit my 30s and started dealing with plantar fasciitis.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he's not a barefoot shoe chad
        >his feet are atrophied
        Let me guess, you now wear even more rigid shoes complete with the "arch support" scam?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >his parents couldn't afford shoes so he had to run around barefoot
          Many cases.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers appropriating black Black person culture.
      seriously, one of my drinking buddies is a well-off lightskin boomer and he collects rare jordans and other shit
      i mean i like rare guns, but that's cooler than shoes. you don't even wear the rare shoes, you just keep 'em there
      Black person funkopops

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      men have always been obsessed with shoes in one way or another.
      whether it was the courtly shoes of royal dress or the slick handmade leather shoes of wallstreet.
      zoomers are just influenced by hypebeast subculture, which is actually a millennial thing and arguably goes back to gen-x's obsession with air jordans.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Red Wing makes some solid shoes, they look great and last long. I like Mario, I like boots, I'll buy those too. Simple as that.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to use them to curb stomp Black person babies into the concrete

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Launch Black folk into the sun using Mario's boots

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because OP is a homosexual, I'm just going to inform everyone here that these aren't for sale and are specifically one-of-a-kind items made specifically for Mar10 Day to promote the Super Mario Bros Movie.
    They're not even wearable. The Last was left in.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This will complete the look of the 30 year old amerifat manchild. I can picture it now, raised solely on corporate francises, deriving his morality from highly botted upvotes on message boards. His very understanding of the world crafted haphazardly by marketing shills.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WAHOO

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick has feet that fat and short

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WAHOO

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell. You're going to get a set for worshipping purposes, aren't you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      are you man enough to cum in mario's shoes?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ha ha

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          YIPEE

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    these shoes makes think about tasty hamburgers.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    perchance.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Were these made for Chinese women who bind their feet together?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's a display piece, not meant to be worn at all.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        guy in the brown jacket looks genuinely angry

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's a millennial ashamed of his peers

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Link to archived thread? Kek

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >first post has been deleted
          Ganker is fricking pathetic
          https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/630546445

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >deleted post
          jannies are so pathetic

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mario's shoes don't even have laces.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    those shoes are for literal babies I guess

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Based.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Some gems in the thread.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have such an absurdly wide toe box that these might actually fit me comfortably.
    Shoe shopping is not meant to be a challenge.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who asked for these

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