Mario was never good

Mario was never good

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when the booster hits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Help! I'm having a coincidence.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mario if he vaxxed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No refunds goy.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2>1>3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3>W>2>1

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3-NSMBDS-2-1

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SMW>SMB3>NSMB=NSMBWii>SMB2>SMB=SMBThe Lost levels>NSMBU>>>

        [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it’s 3>W>2>1

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not how math works.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just wear the heckin mas-ACK!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mario had a rough transition to 3D

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just two more boosters to flatten the curv-ACK

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ayo this Pfizer shit is bussi-ACK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should've gone with Moderna.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    True
    It was always excellent 🙂

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    t. Sonicfag

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hear Bowser's Fury has Open Stage Gameplay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bowser's Fury is a strand-type game.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mario was and will always be aggressively average.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mario if he keel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mario if he chipped

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ow, my raviolis!

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just clicked on Ganker and this was the first god damn thing I see
    jesus christ

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to Ganker, enjoy your stay

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He may be super, but i'm super duper

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic, you mean

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mario was good before it became a slip'n'slide simulator.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >slip'n'slide simulator.
      I hate this so much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >slip'n'slide simulator
      this articulates a subtle complaint I didn't realize I had until now

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OOF- RIGHT IN THE MEAT-A-BALLS

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it me or does the Mario movie look like a Lego Movie knockoff with a Mario coat of paint

    Mario is the same clueless dipshit chosen one and Peach is literally wildstyle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is but its aimed at kids they won't know the difference or not even care, they just want to see a Mario shaped figure doing shit in the Mushroom Kingdom.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish it was more like Lego Movie, Lego Movie is perfect as a Smash Bros movie but yeah jarring as a Mario movie

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mario if he myocarditis

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mariokartitis*

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see a lot of late zoomers say blank was never good unironically, is this just cope for not being around to experience something?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jinkies mario! what hap-ACK!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she white?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she didn't vote so good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She voted for Obama for his 3rd term instead of Biden

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she white?

      she didn't vote so good

      LA LA GO WOKE GO BROKE LA LA

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't wait for them to start blaming gamergate or some other boogeyman.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's been ten years and people still somehow blame gamergate
          mad to think it was actually ten years ago that I listened to yahtzee talk about it on drown out and had absolutely no idea what it was or why I should care yet its still talked about to this day.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >10 years
            It's been that long?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it was 2014 but I just round up

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Does anyone outside this cesspool talk about it? I haven’t heard it brought up in conversation once in my life outside this board.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              gets brought up by games journalists and sometimes non games journalists all the time whenever a game or film with forced diversity gets a bad reception.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Leftest on Twitter still blame it for things they don’t like to this day, they treat it like it was the second coming of Hitler.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anytime someone makes fun of a journo they are accused of being gamergate

              There was just a big controversy at MAGfest where they had a sign making fun of Kotaku and the entire blue checkmark posse on Twitter came after them and cried a massive bitchfest to the point where they had to apologize.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What went wrong with women age 30-44

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They are alone with or without kids because they spent all their free time partying, getting drunk, and getting fucked by random chads so now they have the personality of an awful character from a terrible cartoon and unironically relate to it when they see one.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >117 votes on 10 rating
        Who the fuck voted it?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Super Mario Strikers is the only good sports game and also the only good Mario game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think the 3rd kunio kun football game is better.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 is best because levels are small, quick and challanging.
    64 is very cool
    rest is mediocre

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >makes an autistic video series called "Mario was always good"

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mariokartitis

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He saw Luigi's Chinese cowboy impression

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vaccinated anon here. This shit is not funny. Just sto

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon if he boosted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Just sto-
      OMG he died mid sentence

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Heh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nooooo anon pls come back to us buddy i'm sorry for jokin around but i told you so and you wouldn't listen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a-anon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >vaccine takes the blame when it's really Candl

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking newfags not knowing how Candlejack works and fake ending a post soon just for (You)s. He only takes you after you say his full name not befo-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hurr just reuse the Candlejack meme
      Haha hilarious and or

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Candlej-ACK

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a daring synthesis of old and new

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >vaccine takes the blame when it's really Candl

      >Hurr just reuse the Candlejack meme
      Haha hilarious and or

      and with my last breath.. I must... fill out.. the captcha.... zzzz

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon? ANON???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone get anon another booster!!! He's not feeling well

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cuck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Candlevax,
      Candlevax,
      Cabdleva

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon respond.
      Anon?
      ANON!

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There has never been a 2d platformer that was as good as the first mario games, let alone better

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what happened to the “two weeks” conspiracy that you guys were hyping up?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >excess mortality everywhere except africa
      >heart disease and cancer exploding
      >miscarriages and stillbirths going through the roof
      >massive decrease of births
      >"t-two more weeks haha"
      Your coping and lying won't hide reality.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post proof for all of these then

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Reeeee I want proof
          >posts proof
          >Anon was banned for off topic posting
          Heh heh, that will show you!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Type "excess death" with the quoation marks in twitter's search bar.

          >Reeeee I want proof
          >posts proof
          >Anon was banned for off topic posting
          Heh heh, that will show you!

          This.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      glowies aren't us
      it was always about the poor quality and the side effects being much worse than the disease
      not to mention the fucking authoritarism, welding apartment doors shut to let people cook inside during fires
      this was all true, they were lying, and you are lapping it up like the sheep you are
      keep taking more boosters until your heart fails

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it was always about the poor quality and the side effects being much worse than the disease
        Well not for boomers, who're the ones predominantly still taking the vaccine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's still happening.
      https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/240203b2-9450-11ed-b849-7c425fb89a82

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >subscribe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, have you not been paying attention? There's been a statistical uptick in stuff mentioned here

      >excess mortality everywhere except africa
      >heart disease and cancer exploding
      >miscarriages and stillbirths going through the roof
      >massive decrease of births
      >"t-two more weeks haha"
      Your coping and lying won't hide reality.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Two weeks" is a strawman by leftie schizos.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >brought to you by bfowser

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mama Mia….I thought Fauci said there wouldn’t be any side-effects….

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mario was only good in 2D

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mario series has the best bimbos tho

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wario Land IV mogs Mario

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gotta go fa-ACK!

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mario if he alter is DNA to own the chuds

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Created the gold standard for movement in the third dimension
    Mario-san, I kneel

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed. I never saw the appeal of a fat Italian plumber riding dinosaurs, jumping on mushrooms and bullets to save a bitchy princess. Sounds like a bad acid trip.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE VACCINE SAVED MY LIFE
    IT SAVED MARIO'S LIFE
    IT SAVED ALL NINTENDO DEVELOPER FROM COVID YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
    THE VACCINE SAVED FUCKING VIDEO GAME

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hahaha, hey fellow vaxbros, anyone else having random spurts of sharp pains in their chest?? Like, I'm sure it's nothing, LOL! It's just... a little odd, aha!

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s over…

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kakarot... I don't feel too good.. capsule corps daerthzer profitable may have not been in my best interests....

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got vaccinated just to spite 4chan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's pretty sad, fren

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chud tread.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cat treat.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Got vaccinated
    >Do a little bit of cardio, body weight exercises, and lifting weights at home every week or so
    >Have a balanced diet
    >Nothing happened
    >Meanwhile every retard is doing the keto diet and getting heart issues
    >/pol/friends, underage retards, boomers, and fat bitches with no self control start getting heart issues and dying
    >people were dying and getting those same issues from getting addicted to opioids
    >instead of looking at the fucked up keto diet, or opioid crisis, 4chanfriends sit there and scream it's the vaccine
    not videogames, gonna go play dmc5

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You bring a good point, but also fail to realize that adverse affects of something can absolutely inflame someone's already poor health habits.

      >let's say people have poor health
      >this poor health affects the heart a bit
      >but then let's add on top of that a vaccine (that many were forced to take on threat of livelihood) that was promised to be safe, but more info has shown it's not and it's making people's heart health even worse

      Even if the people were retards with poor health, it's still fucked that they took something that tipped that poor health over the edge over a viral agent that had less then 1% death rate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't understand the concept of a catalyst because you have brown genetics

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mario was pretty good as a kid, op is no-life gay.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MAMA MI-ACK

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