Mario was never good

Mario was never good

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >when the booster hits

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Help! I'm having a coincidence.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mario if he vaxxed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No refunds goy.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    2>1>3

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      3>W>2>1

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      3-NSMBDS-2-1

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        SMW>SMB3>NSMB=NSMBWii>SMB2>SMB=SMBThe Lost levels>NSMBU>>>

        [...]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For me it’s 3>W>2>1

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not how math works.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Just wear the heckin mas-ACK!

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mario had a rough transition to 3D

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >just two more boosters to flatten the curv-ACK

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ayo this Pfizer shit is bussi-ACK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Should've gone with Moderna.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    True
    It was always excellent 🙂

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    t. Sonicgay

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hear Bowser's Fury has Open Stage Gameplay.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bowser's Fury is a strand-type game.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mario was and will always be aggressively average.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      mario if he keel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      mario if he chipped

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ow, my raviolis!

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i just clicked on Ganker and this was the first god damn thing I see
    jesus christ

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to Ganker, enjoy your stay

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He may be super, but i'm super duper

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic, you mean

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mario was good before it became a slip'n'slide simulator.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >slip'n'slide simulator.
      I hate this so much.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >slip'n'slide simulator
      this articulates a subtle complaint I didn't realize I had until now

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >OOF- RIGHT IN THE MEAT-A-BALLS

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is it me or does the Mario movie look like a Lego Movie knockoff with a Mario coat of paint

    Mario is the same clueless dipshit chosen one and Peach is literally wildstyle

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It is but its aimed at kids they won't know the difference or not even care, they just want to see a Mario shaped figure doing shit in the Mushroom Kingdom.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wish it was more like Lego Movie, Lego Movie is perfect as a Smash Bros movie but yeah jarring as a Mario movie

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mario if he myocarditis

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      mariokartitis*

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I see a lot of late zoomers say blank was never good unironically, is this just cope for not being around to experience something?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jinkies mario! what hap-ACK!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she white?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she didn't vote so good

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She voted for Obama for his 3rd term instead of Biden

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she white?

      she didn't vote so good

      LA LA GO WOKE GO BROKE LA LA

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I can't wait for them to start blaming gamergate or some other boogeyman.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >it's been ten years and people still somehow blame gamergate
          mad to think it was actually ten years ago that I listened to yahtzee talk about it on drown out and had absolutely no idea what it was or why I should care yet its still talked about to this day.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >10 years
            It's been that long?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              it was 2014 but I just round up

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Does anyone outside this cesspool talk about it? I haven’t heard it brought up in conversation once in my life outside this board.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              gets brought up by games journalists and sometimes non games journalists all the time whenever a game or film with forced diversity gets a bad reception.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Leftest on Twitter still blame it for things they don’t like to this day, they treat it like it was the second coming of Hitler.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Anytime someone makes fun of a journo they are accused of being gamergate

              There was just a big controversy at MAGfest where they had a sign making fun of Kotaku and the entire blue checkmark posse on Twitter came after them and cried a massive b***hfest to the point where they had to apologize.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What went wrong with women age 30-44

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They are alone with or without kids because they spent all their free time partying, getting drunk, and getting fricked by random chads so now they have the personality of an awful character from a terrible cartoon and unironically relate to it when they see one.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >117 votes on 10 rating
        Who the frick voted it?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Super Mario Strikers is the only good sports game and also the only good Mario game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i think the 3rd kunio kun football game is better.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    3 is best because levels are small, quick and challanging.
    64 is very cool
    rest is mediocre

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >makes an autistic video series called "Mario was always good"

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >mariokartitis

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >He saw Luigi's Chinese cowboy impression

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Vaccinated anon here. This shit is not funny. Just sto

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      anon if he boosted

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Just sto-
      OMG he died mid sentence

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Heh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nooooo anon pls come back to us buddy i'm sorry for jokin around but i told you so and you wouldn't listen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      a-anon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >vaccine takes the blame when it's really Candl

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking newbies not knowing how Candlejack works and fake ending a post soon just for (You)s. He only takes you after you say his full name not befo-

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Hurr just reuse the Candlejack meme
      Haha hilarious and or

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Candlej-ACK

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          a daring synthesis of old and new

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >vaccine takes the blame when it's really Candl

      >Hurr just reuse the Candlejack meme
      Haha hilarious and or

      and with my last breath.. I must... fill out.. the captcha.... zzzz

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon? ANON???

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Someone get anon another booster!!! He's not feeling well

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cuck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Candlevax,
      Candlevax,
      Cabdleva

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon respond.
      Anon?
      ANON!

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There has never been a 2d platformer that was as good as the first mario games, let alone better

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So what happened to the “two weeks” conspiracy that you guys were hyping up?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >excess mortality everywhere except africa
      >heart disease and cancer exploding
      >miscarriages and stillbirths going through the roof
      >massive decrease of births
      >"t-two more weeks haha"
      Your coping and lying won't hide reality.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        post proof for all of these then

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Reeeee I want proof
          >posts proof
          >Anon was banned for off topic posting
          Heh heh, that will show you!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Type "excess death" with the quoation marks in twitter's search bar.

          >Reeeee I want proof
          >posts proof
          >Anon was banned for off topic posting
          Heh heh, that will show you!

          This.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      glowies aren't us
      it was always about the poor quality and the side effects being much worse than the disease
      not to mention the fricking authoritarism, welding apartment doors shut to let people cook inside during fires
      this was all true, they were lying, and you are lapping it up like the sheep you are
      keep taking more boosters until your heart fails

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >it was always about the poor quality and the side effects being much worse than the disease
        Well not for boomers, who're the ones predominantly still taking the vaccine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's still happening.
      https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/240203b2-9450-11ed-b849-7c425fb89a82

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >subscribe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, have you not been paying attention? There's been a statistical uptick in stuff mentioned here

      >excess mortality everywhere except africa
      >heart disease and cancer exploding
      >miscarriages and stillbirths going through the roof
      >massive decrease of births
      >"t-two more weeks haha"
      Your coping and lying won't hide reality.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "Two weeks" is a strawman by leftie schizos.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >brought to you by bfowser

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Mama Mia….I thought Fauci said there wouldn’t be any side-effects….

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mario was only good in 2D

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mario series has the best bimbos tho

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wario Land IV mogs Mario

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Gotta go fa-ACK!

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mario if he alter is DNA to own the chuds

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Created the gold standard for movement in the third dimension
    Mario-san, I kneel

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed. I never saw the appeal of a fat Italian plumber riding dinosaurs, jumping on mushrooms and bullets to save a b***hy princess. Sounds like a bad acid trip.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THE VACCINE SAVED MY LIFE
    IT SAVED MARIO'S LIFE
    IT SAVED ALL NINTENDO DEVELOPER FROM COVID YOU FRICKING IDIOTS
    THE VACCINE SAVED FRICKING VIDEO GAME

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hahaha, hey fellow vaxbros, anyone else having random spurts of sharp pains in their chest?? Like, I'm sure it's nothing, LOL! It's just... a little odd, aha!

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It’s over…

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kakarot... I don't feel too good.. capsule corps daerthzer profitable may have not been in my best interests....

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I got vaccinated just to spite /misc/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's pretty sad, fren

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chud tread.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cat treat.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Got vaccinated
    >Do a little bit of cardio, body weight exercises, and lifting weights at home every week or so
    >Have a balanced diet
    >Nothing happened
    >Meanwhile every moron is doing the keto diet and getting heart issues
    >/pol/friends, underage morons, boomers, and fat b***hes with no self control start getting heart issues and dying
    >people were dying and getting those same issues from getting addicted to opioids
    >instead of looking at the fricked up keto diet, or opioid crisis, /misc/friends sit there and scream it's the vaccine
    not videogames, gonna go play dmc5

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You bring a good point, but also fail to realize that adverse affects of something can absolutely inflame someone's already poor health habits.

      >let's say people have poor health
      >this poor health affects the heart a bit
      >but then let's add on top of that a vaccine (that many were forced to take on threat of livelihood) that was promised to be safe, but more info has shown it's not and it's making people's heart health even worse

      Even if the people were morons with poor health, it's still fricked that they took something that tipped that poor health over the edge over a viral agent that had less then 1% death rate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you don't understand the concept of a catalyst because you have brown genetics

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mario was pretty good as a kid, op is no-life homosexual.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >MAMA MI-ACK

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