Mariobros..its over

Mariobros…..it’s over

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yea it's over for hags

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Mario Royale
      >Inferno never posted the real version, censored it on Twitter
      That game was an absolute trainwreck of retards invading Ganker and was rightfully taken down. Never have I seen a more obvious Discord raid than that pile of dogshit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mario’s a gamer…..

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Always figured she was a hag

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What, were you hoping that Peach who has the appearance of an adult was 11?

      You're an annoying fuck up.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    16 is legal in most us states

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      According to the average American, 18-29 is still a child.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be a disingenuous shitposter. Twitter said 25 is when you can be treated as an adult.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because anyone gives a FUCK what tWitTeR thinks. Fuck outta here...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        29 american is a child.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Problem? So long as Mario doesn't pay her for sex, it's perfectly legal in my country.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >DO NOT TOUCH THE MUSHROOM dicky YOU'LL DIE
    What did they mean by this?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Since when was Mario ever considered to be 38 years old? He's always been in the mid-20s range.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ...

      I don't get this. Like...why is Shantae dressing up as Mario...?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Miyamoto insists Mario is like 21.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Call it silly all you like but I don't think of these characters as having ages

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No that makes sense, no one ever tries to ask how old mickey is

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares rosalina was superior anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      /thread
      inb4 built for

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      /thread
      inb4 built for

      Cope

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        T NTRretard

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    neither of those characters have canon ages

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people perpetually surprised that men find youth attractive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't find youth attractive, but younger women tend to be more attractive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why are there more pedophiles on this site than usual these days
      >durr Ganker was always a e-boi site
      you fucks were the minority always until recently. i’m a milf man and it saddens me to see my brothers so low, i feel like it picked up after covid and something just turned every guy on this site into a raging e-boicon. i don’t like it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because normalfag twitter memes made it "ironically funny" to spam "uooh dicky dicky dicky"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >durr Ganker was always a e-boi site
        >implying it never was
        holy newgayry

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          twitter user spotted

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeesh, the deflection doesn't help your case
            >n-no u
            stfu

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ganker had a e-boi board 2 decades ago before moot removed it. and sadly, nobody archived /l/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wanting to fuck a 16-year-old isn't pedophilia. It's wrong to fuck 16-year-olds, but it's not wrong to want to fuck them.
        Just like it's wrong to murder your asshole brother, but it's not wrong to want to kill him.
        Fortunately, wrong and right are determined by your actions, not your thoughts, unless you're Catholic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody can control or be in trouble for what they think. Your pizza delivery guy could think about every possible way to break into your house and kill you, but never do anything like that. We can have all sorts of terrible thoughts but as long as we don’t act, who’s to know, right?
          I just hope your own guilty conscience is enough to keep you in line from even thinking the morally reprehensible, for your own sake.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're agreeing with me, but you're talking like you're not.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >unless you're Catholic.
          That's actually more of a Protestant thing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It's wrong to fuck 16-year-olds, but it's not wrong to want to fuck them.
          Surprisingly sane take.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It's wrong to fuck 16-year-olds
          Only in front of a camera. As long as you don't record it, the law in most countries has zero issues with 16-year-olds fucking whoever they want, excluding edge cases like "positions of trust" like teachers.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            An actual adult is a position of trust though

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You must've been a huge suck up to the teachers as a child. I would bet money that 90% of high school age kids don't regard adults other than actual authority figures with any respect at all, seeing as how they barely regard actual authority figures with respect.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I would argue that most groups of people out there that go out to have fun feel in some way mischievous and invincible. I believe most teenagers actually have some respect on a one on one basis with a teacher and adults. But teenagers are rarely alone, especially in school.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just sick of how much adults fellate children and put them on a pedestal. Like a 16 year old needs to be protected from consensual sex, but I don't need to be protected from being run over by them in a car? Fuck that shit. And there are people in my country who argue the voting age should be lowered to 16 too. I don't want stupid brats voting.

                I remember being a kid, most kids wanted to do 'bad' shit. They don't have any respect for authority and anyone saying what you're saying unless you're talking about an adult who can punish them in some way is full of shit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the fuck up mate, I hate children and teens more than you ever will. I'm just explaining that a group of multiple teens is the fucking worst thing ever created and that groups of people in general seem to breed poor behavior.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It's wrong to fuck 16-year-olds
          not in my country

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Youth is attractive
      literal children, mentally speaking are not.
      Like, okay, I will find the body of a 18 yo attractive, but her personality will immediately turn me off.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Like, okay, I will find the body of a 18 yo attractive, but her personality will immediately turn me off.
        That's why there's so many ebes on this site. They never talked to any girl, only watched them from the distance and never got over their wasted youth.
        It's the standard origin story of LoC violators.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Youth is attractive
          literal children, mentally speaking are not.
          Like, okay, I will find the body of a 18 yo attractive, but her personality will immediately turn me off.

          I don't get this shit kek.
          It's like a prostitute. Do you give a shit about her personality? No. You're just concerned about fucking her. Same with an 18 year old. No one here is looking to date an 18 year old long term. We just want to fuck them. I don't give a fuck if they love TikTok and shit when my dick is in them.

          Autists.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Americans are stupid
            Ignore the amerimutts

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Uberchad here doesn't even have to interact with his lays at all it seems.
            >autists
            There is only one autist here and it ain't us.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Saying teens are attractive is a death sentence on social media and they will dogpile on you until your reputation is that of a potential child raping pedophile. Saw it happen to a guy I used to know, they even said the fact he has kids of his own was "really fucking concerning" or whatever. It's insane.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Mario is 38
    Huh? I thought he was in his mid 20s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he is, they are getting desperate to cancel Christ Patt

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    According to fucking who? What anus are they pulling these numbers from?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do these same twitterfags get mad at Peach for dating the older guy, or it's only bad for the male?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your princess bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a MAN though. Why would he be a princess?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro has the pointy jaw i'll give him that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      quit trying to make fetch happen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      greasy hair

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They were born at the same time, these fuckers didn't even play the games.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's false though. Nintendo has stated that Mario is in his 20s, and Peach is likely in her 20s as well.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Woman are at their prime at 16, no kvetching by roasties will change that.

    Relationships formed when the woman is 16 are the most stable.

    Woman reach intellectual and emotion maturity at the age of 16.

    Woman are most fertile at the age of 16.

    Feminists changed the age of consent from 16 to 18 to destroy birthrates and the stability of relationships.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      retarded chud, there is literally no noticeable difference between 16 and 18
      kys

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Might as well change the federal age of consent then eh?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's literally no source for either of these claims.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This entire debate is fucking retarded but I'm pretty sure miyamoto said mario is like 25 or something

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh a 25 year old grooming a 16 year old? Well that's perfectly reasonable!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who the fuck ever said she was 16? Where the fuck did these people pull this shit from?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're the same age.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Waluigisisters…

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes and no
          that baby monkey is donkey kong from the DKC games
          yet mario fought cranky kong (the original donkey) in his youth
          so there are definitely some time travel shenanigans going on
          mario could've met peach when he's 10 years older even though they're born at the same time

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >that baby monkey is donkey kong from the DKC games
            Proof? Looks like Cranky Kong to me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >so there are definitely some time travel shenanigans going on
            well there literally is time travel in YI DS so it's not out of the realm of possibility

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Gorillas reach adulthood by age 12, as young as 7 in captivity.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Gorillas age and die faster than humans

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this was never a canon story

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's the only in-game portrayal of both of their infancy, excluding party and sports games. There is no other thing to claim priority as canon over it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What about partners in time?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        a poorfag plumber can't groom a monarch due to the difference in political power

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect age gap.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mario is 24 though and where I'm from, Peach is perfectly legal.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t think peach is young at all, she should be as old as mario with how old-timey she acts. she doesn’t act like a young lady does, unlike daisy who is obviously young.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >unlike daisy who is obviously young
      Daisy is about the same age, she's just a spunky tomboy.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn’t Mario and Luigi not long ago confirmed to be like 25/26 years old? And Peach is either the same age or like a year younger?
    Either the 38 and 16 ages were just made up, or maybe that’s how old they were in like one of the cartoons? I’m pretty sure that Mario and Peach were not love interests in the DiC cartoons.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BOO HOO bro IDC

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    0she neither looks or acts like a 16 year old
    where the fuck is this coming from?
    are they just making shit up to get mad at?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >are they just making shit up to get mad at?
      Haha, that's our social media users....

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mario is 25 according to Myamoto

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Peach isn't his love interest. Bunch of fucking incels.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You’re right, it’s Pauline

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's not how old Mario is that's how old the Super Mario franchise is, how can anyone be this fucking retarded unless it's made for a clickbait article

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no 18-19 year old women aren't attractive you have to go for 30-40 year old women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gross

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Copeu whiteu piggu

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >wearing cosmeticslop on your face while in bed
          subhuman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >theyunggarden gnome
      Nice try, rabbi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women are attractive from 11 to 19, the they're unattractive from 20-39, but then they become attractive again at 40.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    According to fucking who

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Peach is 16
    Since when?

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what's worse. The age diference of Mario and Peach or the fact most of us here fapped using an underage character? It's a good thing I don't give a fuck some numbers for a fictional character, whenever this is real or not.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's neither because they're not real people

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >creamy, buttery

      Kind of not sexy sounding... Who is this fat fuck?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's referring to milk. Imagine a man getting attracted by the odour of milk.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the smell of dried cum

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does anyone care about the ages or age differences of fictional characters?
    It's a fucking video game. I have never encountered something so pathetic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does anyone care about the ages or age differences of fictional characters?

      pic related is why

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What? She looks like 25+ bimbo

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Princess Peach's #1 fan not bothered.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mario is a cuck who will never get to fuck Peach anyway so why does it even matter?

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mario is officially 24 what is this article on about?
    Also Peach is actually older at 25.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >literally fucking who screencap thread
    >Ganker fucking eats it up
    >there will be dozens of these threads reposted every day for weeks arguing about this
    this is like "samus is trans" incident all over again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >literally fucking who
      Ladbible has more clout than you bro, this isn't just some random anime profile picture saying this on twitter

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Briana Wu has more clout than you bro, this isn't just some random anime profile picture saying this on twitter

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She has never looked that young (maybe in the paper mario games, but even there she doesn't have a very childish hairstyle). I could believe she was in her early 20s.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Mario cast members have never had canon ages, where are these numbers even pulled from?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The mario franchise is 38.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some retard took the ages of two random games (1983's Mario Bros. and 2005's Super Princess Peach) as the characters' actual ages.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i cannot for the life of me imagine why anyone would give a fuck about this. twitter never ceases to amaze me

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >noooo they attached the wrong artificial numbers to these characters we need a twitter outrage!
    fuck america

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so? all women are children

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    still valid

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    According to Marios Japanese trophy description in Smash Bros Melee he's "about 26 years old,"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and how long ago did smelee release?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And how long ago was Peach supposedly 16?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bro, Peach was -5 when she was in Melee

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe this age gap is real like these Twitter users claim, but it would make Mario mega based

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Any time they bitch just ask them what the age gap between Di Caprio and his eternally 25 piece of the hour is.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well bing bing, WAHOO, Mario sounds pretty fucking based.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Peach doesn't look 16 at all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this too. While she has never come off as a hag, she has never seemed particularly youthful either.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She looks about Elsa's age which is 21-24.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's been 16 for 40 years now, fuck off.

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