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yea it's over for hags
>Inferno never posted the real version, censored it on Twitter
That game was an absolute trainwreck of retards invading Ganker and was rightfully taken down. Never have I seen a more obvious Discord raid than that pile of dogshit.
Mario’s a gamer…..
Always figured she was a hag
What, were you hoping that Peach who has the appearance of an adult was 11?
You're an annoying fuck up.
16 is legal in most us states
According to the average American, 18-29 is still a child.
Don't be a disingenuous shitposter. Twitter said 25 is when you can be treated as an adult.
Because anyone gives a FUCK what tWitTeR thinks. Fuck outta here...
29 american is a child.
Problem? So long as Mario doesn't pay her for sex, it's perfectly legal in my country.
>DO NOT TOUCH THE MUSHROOM dicky YOU'LL DIE
What did they mean by this?
Since when was Mario ever considered to be 38 years old? He's always been in the mid-20s range.
I don't get it.
I don't get this. Like...why is Shantae dressing up as Mario...?
I thought Miyamoto insists Mario is like 21.
Call it silly all you like but I don't think of these characters as having ages
No that makes sense, no one ever tries to ask how old mickey is
Who cares rosalina was superior anyway
inb4 built for
inb4 built for
neither of those characters have canon ages
Why are people perpetually surprised that men find youth attractive
I don't find youth attractive, but younger women tend to be more attractive
why are there more pedophiles on this site than usual these days
>durr Ganker was always a e-boi site
you fucks were the minority always until recently. i’m a milf man and it saddens me to see my brothers so low, i feel like it picked up after covid and something just turned every guy on this site into a raging e-boicon. i don’t like it.
Because normalfag twitter memes made it "ironically funny" to spam "uooh dicky dicky dicky"
>durr Ganker was always a e-boi site
>implying it never was
twitter user spotted
yeesh, the deflection doesn't help your case
Ganker had a e-boi board 2 decades ago before moot removed it. and sadly, nobody archived /l/
Wanting to fuck a 16-year-old isn't pedophilia. It's wrong to fuck 16-year-olds, but it's not wrong to want to fuck them.
Just like it's wrong to murder your asshole brother, but it's not wrong to want to kill him.
Fortunately, wrong and right are determined by your actions, not your thoughts, unless you're Catholic.
Nobody can control or be in trouble for what they think. Your pizza delivery guy could think about every possible way to break into your house and kill you, but never do anything like that. We can have all sorts of terrible thoughts but as long as we don’t act, who’s to know, right?
I just hope your own guilty conscience is enough to keep you in line from even thinking the morally reprehensible, for your own sake.
You're agreeing with me, but you're talking like you're not.
>unless you're Catholic.
That's actually more of a Protestant thing.
>It's wrong to fuck 16-year-olds, but it's not wrong to want to fuck them.
Surprisingly sane take.
>It's wrong to fuck 16-year-olds
Only in front of a camera. As long as you don't record it, the law in most countries has zero issues with 16-year-olds fucking whoever they want, excluding edge cases like "positions of trust" like teachers.
An actual adult is a position of trust though
You must've been a huge suck up to the teachers as a child. I would bet money that 90% of high school age kids don't regard adults other than actual authority figures with any respect at all, seeing as how they barely regard actual authority figures with respect.
I would argue that most groups of people out there that go out to have fun feel in some way mischievous and invincible. I believe most teenagers actually have some respect on a one on one basis with a teacher and adults. But teenagers are rarely alone, especially in school.
I'm just sick of how much adults fellate children and put them on a pedestal. Like a 16 year old needs to be protected from consensual sex, but I don't need to be protected from being run over by them in a car? Fuck that shit. And there are people in my country who argue the voting age should be lowered to 16 too. I don't want stupid brats voting.
I remember being a kid, most kids wanted to do 'bad' shit. They don't have any respect for authority and anyone saying what you're saying unless you're talking about an adult who can punish them in some way is full of shit.
Shut the fuck up mate, I hate children and teens more than you ever will. I'm just explaining that a group of multiple teens is the fucking worst thing ever created and that groups of people in general seem to breed poor behavior.
>It's wrong to fuck 16-year-olds
not in my country
Youth is attractive
literal children, mentally speaking are not.
Like, okay, I will find the body of a 18 yo attractive, but her personality will immediately turn me off.
>Like, okay, I will find the body of a 18 yo attractive, but her personality will immediately turn me off.
That's why there's so many ebes on this site. They never talked to any girl, only watched them from the distance and never got over their wasted youth.
It's the standard origin story of LoC violators.
I don't get this shit kek.
It's like a prostitute. Do you give a shit about her personality? No. You're just concerned about fucking her. Same with an 18 year old. No one here is looking to date an 18 year old long term. We just want to fuck them. I don't give a fuck if they love TikTok and shit when my dick is in them.
Americans are stupid
Ignore the amerimutts
Uberchad here doesn't even have to interact with his lays at all it seems.
There is only one autist here and it ain't us.
Saying teens are attractive is a death sentence on social media and they will dogpile on you until your reputation is that of a potential child raping pedophile. Saw it happen to a guy I used to know, they even said the fact he has kids of his own was "really fucking concerning" or whatever. It's insane.
>Mario is 38
Huh? I thought he was in his mid 20s
he is, they are getting desperate to cancel Christ Patt
According to fucking who? What anus are they pulling these numbers from?
Do these same twitterfags get mad at Peach for dating the older guy, or it's only bad for the male?
>here's your princess bro
That's a MAN though. Why would he be a princess?
bro has the pointy jaw i'll give him that.
quit trying to make fetch happen
They were born at the same time, these fuckers didn't even play the games.
That's false though. Nintendo has stated that Mario is in his 20s, and Peach is likely in her 20s as well.
Woman are at their prime at 16, no kvetching by roasties will change that.
Relationships formed when the woman is 16 are the most stable.
Woman reach intellectual and emotion maturity at the age of 16.
Woman are most fertile at the age of 16.
Feminists changed the age of consent from 16 to 18 to destroy birthrates and the stability of relationships.
retarded chud, there is literally no noticeable difference between 16 and 18
Might as well change the federal age of consent then eh?
There's literally no source for either of these claims.
This entire debate is fucking retarded but I'm pretty sure miyamoto said mario is like 25 or something
Oh a 25 year old grooming a 16 year old? Well that's perfectly reasonable!
Who the fuck ever said she was 16? Where the fuck did these people pull this shit from?
They're the same age.
yes and no
that baby monkey is donkey kong from the DKC games
yet mario fought cranky kong (the original donkey) in his youth
so there are definitely some time travel shenanigans going on
mario could've met peach when he's 10 years older even though they're born at the same time
>that baby monkey is donkey kong from the DKC games
Proof? Looks like Cranky Kong to me.
>so there are definitely some time travel shenanigans going on
well there literally is time travel in YI DS so it's not out of the realm of possibility
Gorillas reach adulthood by age 12, as young as 7 in captivity.
Gorillas age and die faster than humans
this was never a canon story
It's the only in-game portrayal of both of their infancy, excluding party and sports games. There is no other thing to claim priority as canon over it.
What about partners in time?
a poorfag plumber can't groom a monarch due to the difference in political power
Perfect age gap.
Mario is 24 though and where I'm from, Peach is perfectly legal.
I don’t think peach is young at all, she should be as old as mario with how old-timey she acts. she doesn’t act like a young lady does, unlike daisy who is obviously young.
>unlike daisy who is obviously young
Daisy is about the same age, she's just a spunky tomboy.
Wasn’t Mario and Luigi not long ago confirmed to be like 25/26 years old? And Peach is either the same age or like a year younger?
Either the 38 and 16 ages were just made up, or maybe that’s how old they were in like one of the cartoons? I’m pretty sure that Mario and Peach were not love interests in the DiC cartoons.
BOO HOO bro IDC
0she neither looks or acts like a 16 year old
where the fuck is this coming from?
are they just making shit up to get mad at?
>are they just making shit up to get mad at?
Haha, that's our social media users....
Mario is 25 according to Myamoto
Peach isn't his love interest. Bunch of fucking incels.
You’re right, it’s Pauline
that's not how old Mario is that's how old the Super Mario franchise is, how can anyone be this fucking retarded unless it's made for a clickbait article
>no 18-19 year old women aren't attractive you have to go for 30-40 year old women
Copeu whiteu piggu
>wearing cosmeticslop on your face while in bed
Nice try, rabbi
Women are attractive from 11 to 19, the they're unattractive from 20-39, but then they become attractive again at 40.
According to fucking who
>Peach is 16
I wonder what's worse. The age diference of Mario and Peach or the fact most of us here fapped using an underage character? It's a good thing I don't give a fuck some numbers for a fictional character, whenever this is real or not.
It's neither because they're not real people
Kind of not sexy sounding... Who is this fat fuck?
I think it's referring to milk. Imagine a man getting attracted by the odour of milk.
the smell of dried cum
Why does anyone care about the ages or age differences of fictional characters?
It's a fucking video game. I have never encountered something so pathetic
>Why does anyone care about the ages or age differences of fictional characters?
pic related is why
What? She looks like 25+ bimbo
Princess Peach's #1 fan not bothered.
Mario is a cuck who will never get to fuck Peach anyway so why does it even matter?
Mario is officially 24 what is this article on about?
Also Peach is actually older at 25.
>literally fucking who screencap thread
>Ganker fucking eats it up
>there will be dozens of these threads reposted every day for weeks arguing about this
this is like "samus is trans" incident all over again
>literally fucking who
Ladbible has more clout than you bro, this isn't just some random anime profile picture saying this on twitter
>Briana Wu has more clout than you bro, this isn't just some random anime profile picture saying this on twitter
She has never looked that young (maybe in the paper mario games, but even there she doesn't have a very childish hairstyle). I could believe she was in her early 20s.
The Mario cast members have never had canon ages, where are these numbers even pulled from?
The mario franchise is 38.
Some retard took the ages of two random games (1983's Mario Bros. and 2005's Super Princess Peach) as the characters' actual ages.
i cannot for the life of me imagine why anyone would give a fuck about this. twitter never ceases to amaze me
>noooo they attached the wrong artificial numbers to these characters we need a twitter outrage!
so? all women are children
According to Marios Japanese trophy description in Smash Bros Melee he's "about 26 years old,"
and how long ago did smelee release?
And how long ago was Peach supposedly 16?
Bro, Peach was -5 when she was in Melee
I don't believe this age gap is real like these Twitter users claim, but it would make Mario mega based
Any time they bitch just ask them what the age gap between Di Caprio and his eternally 25 piece of the hour is.
Well bing bing, WAHOO, Mario sounds pretty fucking based.
Peach doesn't look 16 at all.
I thought this too. While she has never come off as a hag, she has never seemed particularly youthful either.
She looks about Elsa's age which is 21-24.
She's been 16 for 40 years now, fuck off.
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