Mass Effect

I... I've wondered about you... Where will you be? When this is through? If all goes as planned, will you redeem my life again?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's finally time to admit that the rpg "mechanics" of armour and weapon mods were just additional bloat that you could ignore for most of the game and that mass effect 2 made the right choice getting rid of all that shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any of the systems they removed could have just been improved or expanded upon instead but EA being EA told them frick it, dumb it down for the GOW audience and we can ship it out by next Christmas

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ME2 was one step forward and 2 back on every single detail.
      You can improve a system without utterly gutting it. Even DA2 did a better job of dumbing down than ME2.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, I liked it. But I was coming from the KotOR games and it felt dumbed down in comparison.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mods can go but armor was cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of the best guns were modded. Beyond that, it just felt nice messing around with guns and finding a gun you sort of liked and modding it to be a gun that fit your style. They not only didn't give that feeling back in 2, but the weapon selection was too small.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AND I NEED YOU TO RECOVER
    CAUSE I CAN'T MAKE IT ON MY OWN

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't see any ME threads in years and now i play it and there are dozens.
    Stop stalking me.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SAAR DO NOT REDEEM
    >THE CODE AGAIN
    >THE CODE AGAAAIIIINNNNN
    >*STREET SHITTING SOLO*

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Damn what a good game
    >I learned all about the dangers of indoctrination
    >OHh cool song
    >I'm gonna add this to my personality
    >Of course Asaris have huge futa wiener and balls and human compatible sperm that tastes like strawberry milk

    Ever tyme

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first part of Me1 is so very boring.
    Turns me off every time I try to play it.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Reaper plot should have died at the end of Mass Effect 1 and Bioware should have left development for 2 to Obsidian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As much as it would have cheapened the final cutscene of 1, the reapers being trapped in dark space for a future civilisation to handle would have worked a lot better if they wanted to pivot to a character driven plot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        The fact that the Reapers arrived three years later just doesn't make any sense. And that completely kills the whole point of the first game.

        The trilogy was fricked the moment you got to the Sovereign cutscene and he says we are legion. No amount of prep time for a united galaxy can kill an onslaught of massive robot squids that have been doing this for possibly millions of years. So it's either we get a deus ex weapon like the crucible or everyone just dies which would have pissed off fans even more.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As much as it would have cheapened the final cutscene of 1, the reapers being trapped in dark space for a future civilisation to handle would have worked a lot better if they wanted to pivot to a character driven plot.

      The fact that the Reapers arrived three years later just doesn't make any sense. And that completely kills the whole point of the first game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Given what we know from ME1, it's utterly nonsensical. The backdoor to the citadel is a nice ambush point, but if they can just take a relay from the edge of space, why bother?
        Nothing in the galaxy can possibly stand up to them all, and the warning they'd get wouldn't be sufficient to rally every ship in the galaxy to the citadel even if they knew what was coming, so it's no great loss to lose the element of surprise for the day or so it would take to travel.

        Sovreign just looks like a moron for trying to solo the whole thing to cut travel time, and Harbinger looks even stupider for bothering to wait once he knew Sovereign failed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't understand what you're trying to say.
          the protheans messed with the keepers so they didn't activate the mass relay in the citadel.
          The other reapers are stuck.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wrote an entire reply before I realised what was going on

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just skip the first game, bro. It's the worst one.

    The amount of really good immersive lore that the first game brought is enough to push through the aged mechanics. It's only going to make you appreciate the Mass Effect universe even more.

    >But YouTube and Wiki...
    No. Shut up. Immediately have a nice day if you even think you're getting the same experience as actually playing the game.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best part of Mass Effect's universe was envisaging all the rape taking place in it. all other details are there to flesh out an expansive well-developed universe for an especially immersive porno in which these rapes can be set.

    It was a mistake to move the setting to Andromeda. What kind of rape is there to be had in a completely unsettled galaxy? Now, hardly any rape stories are produced compared to the heyday of Mass Effect in 2010-12

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    PLEASE RECONSTRUCT PROFILE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer ME2 version:

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  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the Reapers can reach the Milky Way in just 3 years, then why Sovereign get so excited at all? I would have waited until the main forces arrived and then the entire Reaper armada would have simply captured the Citadel and everything would have gone as in previous cycles.
    For the Reapers, 3 years is nothing. It's a nanosecond.

    By the way, remind me why didn't the Reapers first take over the Citadel at the beginning of the third game and block the entire mass relay network?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >By the way, remind me why didn't the Reapers first take over the Citadel at the beginning of the third game and block the entire mass relay network?
      Because then there would be no game anon...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Understood. Well, then there was no need to arrange this invasion at all. Let them get to the Milky Way for another thousand years. Or at least a few hundred years.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I bet you're the kind of guy who thinks to himself why the hobbits didn't fly on the giant eagle and just throw the ring into Mt Doom aren't you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No. It's just that in the first game it was clearly stated that the Reapers begin the invasion by blocking the mass relay network.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's very good reasons why they didn't take the eagles that are implicit when you read the book. it's got to be the biggest brainlet indicator for anyone who doesn't think it's a joke
            There aren't any reasons why the reapers don't rush to the citadel outside the writers forgetting the events of ME1. It's not even plot induced stupidity, because they do ultimately take it, which should have automatically been game over.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mass Effect 1 is a special game that will never be replicated.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same but Mass Effect 2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It definitely gets more shit than it deserves. Streamlines a lot of what people complained about in the OG Mass Effect.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares? Mass Effect 2 is Bioware's most highly rated game and a game that is present in all the lists of the TOP best games of all time.

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