Mass Effect

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You'll die faster too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which alien race does Shepard hate the least?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well he does care deeply about the Quarian people.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        femshep LOVES krogan

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not as much as the MEA doctor does.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All things considered, volus have been the least idiotic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          their support for the galaxy-saving military effort hinges on one butthole asking you not to snitch on his ties with cerberus

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which makes no sense, the Turians already put a bounty on him for his ties to Cerberus. How does he still have the authority to do anything?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    still baffled by the corrupted saren model they didn't bother changing in the remaster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Small AAA studio, plz understand

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But...my evaluation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think that went out the window after they discovered Eden Prime was being attacked. Makes you wonder what he was even there to supervise if they thought it was just a routine mission.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was going to be the first mission of many together, starting with simple grunt work to get acquainted with each other before shooting batarians

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shepard's performance you braindead cumstain
        Specter candidate, remember

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His performance for what? If the mission had gone as they thought it would Shepard would have had nothing to do.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LUDO SOVL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hunting for the giant space worms in the space tank was never not fun.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BBC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my femshep is a wienersleeve for Liaras BBC (Big Blue wiener)

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Shepard call Brooke Maya? Who the frick is Maya?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >start LEME2 playthrough
    >"wtf damn it's dark, I don't remember it being like this when I last played the original"
    >there's a -.4 value completely crushing the blacks, you can fix this on the original but LE won't start if you edit the file
    >use a mod to recruit Legion early for fun drone spam and to hear his dialogue, stop using it because his lens flair is constantly obscuring shit, even if he's behind someone (in one cutscene there was just a glowing circle on my Sheps face from standing directly in front of Legion)
    >lighting for a bunch of scenes in general is just fricked and completely changing the original vibe
    And now modders are working on the inferior versions of the games, and their tools are autistic about pirated copies so now I'm considering giving 30 bucks to EA for a game from 2010.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait for a sale, the OGs go as low as $5
      But I never had any of these issues, LE2 and 3 look fine to me. 1 looks different of course but it's not too bad. I did buy the OG1 though because it just feels better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Got the pack on sale, paid like 15€ iirc
      Price of dlc

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was never even able to beat the Clone fight on insanity as an Engineer, yet I breeze through the fight as a Sentinel. Is Engineer that bad or am I just getting carried by Sentinel?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you cure the genophage?
    Personally I always kill Wrex, destroy the data and then double cross them to get both salarian and krogan support.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always cure them
      Id rather die than piss and shit my pants for the salarians when they have done nothing helpfull in any game thus far

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the salarians do nothing
        >unlike the krogan, a fairly common ene y throughout the games, constantly employed by the worst criminals in the galaxy to soak up bullets and waste your time
        That'd without even mentioning that of your krogan and salarian squad mates, the salarian is constantly working to interfere with Collector and Cerberus attacks, while both krogan squad mates threaten to kill you. frick krogan

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play through the trilogy again for the first time in 6 years
    >reminded how moronic the ending is
    love it when the normandy casually parks in plain sight and range of harbinger until shepards crewmates are evacuated
    or the beautiful slideshows we get for uh...zaeed and jack?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Saren, my close friend and colleague, how come you look like a fricking geth with skin now? I'll turn away while you answer.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Been a while but I just started a legendary edition playthrough with a ton of mods, currently at Feros. I installed the Miranda mod that lets her be a squadmate in 3 so I'm planning on romancing her in 2 & 3, and I'm probably doing Liara in 1 and then dumping her.
    I usually go for a mix of mostly renegade with a bit of paragon, especially in 1 where renegade is actually competent as a no-nonsense type of soldier instead of a complete sociopath like in 3

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I MOVE FASTER ON MY-ACK!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well guess it's about time for another play through. Infiltrator or Vanguard this year? Last year was Soldier.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sentinel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Infiltrator

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vanguard is the most fun across the entire trilogy

      the more time passes the more I love ME2, there is something about fricking around with your space squad that i fricking love

      i'd pay millions of dollars for a game where you basically become the space police without an overarching plot

      Yeah, as a self-contained story it would be the best game of all time. It's just a bit of a shame it's #2 in a trilogy so it's hard to look past its shortcomings.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the more time passes the more I love ME2, there is something about fricking around with your space squad that i fricking love

    i'd pay millions of dollars for a game where you basically become the space police without an overarching plot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's stopping Bioware from doing spin offs like that in the ME universe? It would be easy money

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ME1 really had the best setting. You were a space cop doing investigations, they ruined it in ME2 by revoking your spectre status. Shepard was meant to be a space detective, not an army general.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ME1 really had the best setting
        yes but i really dislike the whole reapers plot, while I think ME1 is better, i prefer to play ME2 personally

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I liked the Reapers as a far away antagonist, it was done best with ME2 with the Reapers working through the Collectors. ME2 is also my favorite, especially for Legion.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What I always found fascinating about the history of the geth was how
    >EVERYBODY MOVE OUT
    >It was good to see you shepard

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