Mass Effect

What do we think of Batarians Ganker?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    despite making up 0.0003% of the galaxy’s population batarians are responsible for over a third of all violent crimes when is the council going to do something

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      uhm, that's racist sweety we have to let them into the colony so they can change theirs ways :~)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a problem. It's not even a flaw.

      It's a feature.
      It is on the council and the citizenry's best interest to get killed by the Batarian.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a crime not to have a Batarian party member in ME2

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A Batarian party member in 3 after you blasted 300k of them into oblivion could've been kino. Instead we get the most boring member from 1, a body for EDI, and big mclargehuge. It's wild they went from a game all about amassing a big crew of varied and relatively interesting folk to the dreck in 3.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's wild they went from a game all about amassing a big crew of varied and relatively interesting folk to the dreck in 3.
        Mass Effect 3 as a whole was a complete and utter pile of shit, it makes replaying the series impossible knowing it exists.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The multiplayer was surprisingly fun.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            too bad nobody cares since the point of the series is a 3 game long single player story.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Two games and a multiplayer shooter, fuck 3

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Mass Effect 3 as a whole was a complete and utter pile of shit
          I mean, it was basically just ME2 but with better combat and less hub worlds. If you don't like MjtpE3, you don't like ME2.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            but 2 had an ending.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, an absolute shit one. ME2's main story in general is garbage. All it's strengths lay in the companion stories.

              Not even mentioning the story, but it easily had the worst roster, even when including ME1. The combat is the only good thing, but the running animation looked insane, it was bizarre.

              Don't get me wrong it's easily the weakest in the series(combat aside). But it's still 90% the same game as ME2. If you think ME3 is shit you also think 90% of ME2 is shit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not even mentioning the story, but it easily had the worst roster, even when including ME1. The combat is the only good thing, but the running animation looked insane, it was bizarre.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Liara the Shadow Broker also does fuck all, Edi was better when she was Ship AI

        Javik is cool, Tali is okay, Garrus is ride or die with you and Slab Dickmeat ends up being better than the VS who they at least let you shoot to kill

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can never look at the intro to mass effect 3 seriously again, after that image with Anderson and Shepard about Batarians. Someone post it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish we could kill more of them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the implication that Shepards crew will go out and find another 58 barbarians to make it a round number.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the racemixed society hates them so theyre probably based.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    BATARIAN PRONOUNS: WAS/WERE
    RESPECT THEM!

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you been Vanguarding recently anon?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charge+Nova+Charge+Nova+Charge+Nova+Charge+Nova
      [SCREAMING VANGUARD NOISES]

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont think about them at all 🙂

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously though only 305000 batarians for a whole world or was it just a moon. Would think there were a lot more than just that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a shithole world that humanity found first and didn't even want to colonise. 80% of the batarians on the world were slaves that the government trucked in to try to terraform it.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Mass Effect 3's multiplayer still held hostage by Origin? I've wanted to play it again for years, but I am not getting it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's gone anon, cast into shadow by the dark council.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neat species that had potential until they became writer’s crutch for “Terminus Systems are bad okay?!” over and over to the point where its impossible to feel bad for them in Arrival.

    ME3 needed a Batarian Squadmate

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ME3 needed a Batarian Squadmate
      They should have replaced the travesty that was Javik with a Batarian. Fuck I hate Javik, totally ruined the Protheans(granted the Collectors didn't do them any favors either).

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Javik redeems himself by shitting on the Asari and punking Liara after her homeworld burns

        Then he plans to kill himself if you let him touch the magic shard

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is outright shocked the Salarians evolved into anything
          >Does nothing but correct Liara everytime she mentions some bullshit story about "The Godess" and explains what his people did to protect them
          >All because they wanted a bunch of blue sluts engineered from the ground up
          Javik was fucking hilarious.

          Javik was the most based character, bring him and Liara on Thessia and watch her entire worldview shatter in front of her

          Javik was based.
          Yeah, they shouldn't have had a Prothean squaddie, but ME3's squad roster was so fucking terrible that I can't imagine that game without Javik in it.

          Javik himself was okay. But the Protheans were ruined. They went from secretive ethereal possible Lovecraft monsters into generic imperialist bug people with a Jamaican accents.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is outright shocked the Salarians evolved into anything
        >Does nothing but correct Liara everytime she mentions some bullshit story about "The Godess" and explains what his people did to protect them
        >All because they wanted a bunch of blue sluts engineered from the ground up
        Javik was fucking hilarious.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Javik was the most based character, bring him and Liara on Thessia and watch her entire worldview shatter in front of her

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Javik was based.
        Yeah, they shouldn't have had a Prothean squaddie, but ME3's squad roster was so fucking terrible that I can't imagine that game without Javik in it.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wanna play mass effect 3 multiplayer

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there better be an Eric Andre edit
    >why would the reapers do this

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think about them at all.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HEY
    EVERYONE
    THIS STORE DISCRIMINATES AGAINST THE POOR

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Video games are so dead I would even settle for more Mass Effect 3s
    >That's too much for this putrid, pus-weeping industry
    >I literally went the entire year only looking forward to two games, one of them was shit
    But at least we have Mass Effect 4 coming so vile zoomers and millenials who actually hate video games and were sperms when ME was at its most popular can spit all over its legacy
    i love bideo james

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when sequels didn't take a decade to come out

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This le genociding the evil batarians meme sucks it's just reskinned orcs/goblins and is also irrelevant because nobody should play that dlc. It's genuinely shit gameplay throughout and the plotline is retarded. The affair is completely pointless as the reapers just skedaddle over a couple months later anyway and nobody did jack shit to prepare. If you don't do it then there's one little line tucked away about some alliance marines who handled it and instead Shepard's in trouble for going awol and working with cerebus. It just makes more sense to ignore its entire existence.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This le genociding the evil batarians meme
      >genociding the evil batarians
      >meme
      Batarmorons are not welcome on Ganker.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah yeah I know
        >im gonna kill the bad meanie evil race and i dont even care >:3
        Okay liberal

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Colonist, ruthless and war hero backgrounds are about how much batarian morons took everything from him or how many batarians he killed for their actions. They deserve it

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >add in a Vorcha squadmate
    >just have it die every mission
    >replace it with a new one each time

    That's all they're good for anyway

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    femshep be like KROGAN COCK SO GOOD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha upvoted

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would give every human woman on Earth and beyond to Krogans if I was guaranteed one Turian gf that loves me in return.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm for quarian women

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    despite being about 13% of the galactic population, batarians are responsible for over 50% of all cosmic atrocities

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