Mass Effect 4(5?)

New teaser dropped

How will they fuck it up this time?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    by releasing it in 2027-2029 period

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >N7
    >N
    hehe

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >30 second teaser for the teaser of the trailer
    why do they do this if they are just gonna go radio silent for 3-5 more years?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cant wait another trailer of daftpunk n7 going to the toilet

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >N7
    >woman
    >n under the helmet
    It's dead. They try to hide the wokeness already.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A woman? No... something better...
    Commander Shepard transitions...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >N7
      >woman
      >n under the helmet
      It's dead. They try to hide the wokeness already.

      Femshep is the canon THO

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I guess xhe is.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >release game
    >people buy it
    >release bad sequel
    >people buy it
    >continue to release bad sequels
    >people continue to buy them

    What is wrong with you people?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope that woman is Liara and not the female protagonist that you'll be forced to play as like everyone thinks but I'm not sure if her head fins could fit there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the female protagonist that you'll be forced to play as like everyone thinks
      No one thinks this but Twitter retards and melodramatic Ganker schizos

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How will they fuck it up this time?
    By EA cancelling the studio after the next Dragon Age flops.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By pretending to be cyberpunk 2077 with that stupid trenchcoat with daft punk helmet

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How will they fuck it up this time?
    This game is being made by Nu-Bioware, the better question is to ask what they won't fuck up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to cuddle with Garrus... Why are turian men so cute?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you grew up alone and hit puberty with no normal humans around

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dropped

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cant wait for the memes

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >female
    >Kirito weeb looking mofo
    >N7
    It's dead jim.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wthats wrong with n7?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i hate nitrogen so much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >protagonist turns out to be Kai Leng

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kino

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This thread already happened before.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And it'll keep happening, after all, where do you think we are?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see, here are the last three games Bioware released. This is their total studio output over the last 10 years.
    >Dragon Age: Inquisition
    >Mass Effect Andromeda
    >Anthem
    Anons..... I don't feel so good.....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >DAI sold well
      >Andromeda was handled by some cobbled together third string team
      >Anthem was forced on them by EA, a genre their studio was entirely unsuited for
      As long as they make it at least as good as DAI they'll be hailed as RPG saviors once again. Not here, obviously, but everywhere else.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The fact of sales doesn't justify that DAI was an extremely padded game with the same tedious fetch quests as Andromeda. It felt like a single player MMO, just incredibly bland and generic. I've never wanted to replay DAI or Andromeda, but I've gone back and enjoyed Origins and ME1 multiple times.

        If DAI is the bar for the new Mass Effect game, I'm really worried, because it will be bland and tedious, just like DAI. The bar for any Bioware games going forward should really be Origins or ME1 -- games with fantastic writing, worldbuilding, branching quests, and solid RPG gameplay. I just don't know if Bioware is capable of that level of quality anymore, looking at their past 10 years of releases.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it'll be full of bugs
    characters will be retarded and ugly
    "let's assemble a team again!"
    and I wouldn't be surprised if they'll make shit procedurally generated

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only way they'll get me to buy this is if they confirm there'll be a gay male Turian romance option.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based and same. Won't even bother pirating if all they offer are generic humans and human recolors.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based and same. Won't even bother pirating if all they offer are generic humans and human recolors.

      Exactly. You think with how diversified that shithole bioware is that we would get an actual good turian gay romance. I want to see what a canonical chubby turian male looks like...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >chubby
        Okay we're going too far now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day
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        killyourself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based and same. Won't even bother pirating if all they offer are generic humans and human recolors.

      [...]
      Exactly. You think with how diversified that shithole bioware is that we would get an actual good turian gay romance. I want to see what a canonical chubby turian male looks like...

      have a nice day

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day
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        killyourself

        You should as you actually have hopes of the next game in 6 YEARS being anywhere near competent. I'm sure your mom would pay for your suicide pod in canada.

        >chubby
        Okay we're going too far now

        Point being, we just need more cute turian men in general.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day, homosexual freak

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >hates homosexuals and homosexual-related media
            >comes into a Mass Effect thread

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Up until the third game, there was no actual homosexualry in Mass Effect anywhere.
              And no, Asari do not count.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, bitch. Kelly Chambers.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I stand corrected then, I keep on forgetting that strip session.
                But Kelly's romance is barely noticeable in spite of being there an. She's memorable yet not, like a putty.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She was honestly the most degenerate crew member by a large margin, I'll always remember her solely as the one that fucked vorcha and varren.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Simultaneously she's just nice so she's kinda eh. I was more worried about getting the crew back.
                She looked better in 2, too.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I only need garrus and maybe grunt
                the rest can die

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not 100 paragon, are ya?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              As a homosexual, I hate mass effect past 2. I just want to watch a dumpster fire.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              And Carth is not a homo no matter what Bioware made him into in the end.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck had the devilish idea to skip andromeda 2 and fast forward to the end of their planned trilogy where they go back to the milky way kek

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They won't fuck it up because the game will likely never be released. Bioware is going to get a bullet to the head after whatever mess Dreadwolf is.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if I can't play as an alien then what's the point

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its 100% dead on arrival except super screeching for a few weeks from the femshep trannies.

    started a new playthrough in its honor. rip ME.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who the FUCK cares any more anyway.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It will be just another spinoff because theyve written themselves into a corner with the retarded ending in 3, wont it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they could pick a canon ending or just say "lol 500 years later and space magic"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They need to bring Shepard back if they want people to care

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          maybe instead of a clone he'll be an advanced geth copy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They re gonna do a Frankenstein where "reapers are dead" but there is a fleet with commander shepard, some hybrid creatures and the space recovering from the big explosion that fucked ass effect network

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          maybe instead of a clone he'll be an advanced geth copy

          They need to bring Shepard back if they want people to care

          What if, as a last ditch effort to remain, the dying Reapers from the destroy ending revive Shepard with their technology, and part of the plot is making decisions that push you more towards original Shepard or Reaper?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it taking place Hundreds of years after Mass Effect 3? and why the fuck are they connecting to Mass Effect Andromeda that garbage pile of a ME game?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who said that it is?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How can I tell this is woke just by the outfit?
    Is it because of the overt use of artsy shit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You "get it" or you don't anon. I'm sorry.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cos you are mentally ill?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      See

      >teaser
      >w*man

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its a shameless soft reboot bringing back Shepard. Fuck this series, it ended with 1.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Source: my ass

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck is that jacket

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's a we want a cook jacket like thane jacket

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Another strong, bland female protagonist.

    No thanks. Every single mainstream game is tailored for feminist women and trannies. There's no reason a man should purchase this game.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    troon effect

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >teaser
    >w*man

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that fucking armor design

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where did you see armour?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That isnt armor

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >first trailer referenced Andromeda
    >binary code hints at the game being called Mass Effect 5
    >Fagara spotted in the image
    They already fucked up before they started, typical modern day devs only doubling down on the shit nobody likes
    made Andromeda to distance themselves hard from the trilogy only to shit the bed and come back to do a bait and switch for Andromeda 2. I hope Deadname kills them for good

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's releasing in like 2030, who the FUCK cares?

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cautiously hyped

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anon, I like ME as much as anyone
      but wtf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lmao
        What was the prompt? Shep's doing TIM's work?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Commander John Shepard from "Mass Effect" sitting in front of a futuristic looking holo-PC, screaming at the display. In a dark room, sci-fi lights in the background.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Batterians?! In my videogames?! Millions must be taken control of and this hurted you!!!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's trying to shit on my victory ceremony

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YESSSS
    SLAY QUEEEEEN

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remember guys: Not until 2028.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is peak performance.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kinda wish I had one of those
      always wore it in me3

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is peak performance.

        Looks horrible

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's just a hoodie

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna be playing for SHE!

    Bioware better let you import your save/end game state from ME3 and if you romanced the blueberry have it so she has a daughter from Shepard.

    I was promised blue kids from my Alien wife Bioware, you better fucking deliver!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The most boring character in all of ME

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      built for n7 crusader rounds straight to the dome

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >4(5?)
    remember when biocucks avoided using "dragon age 3" as the title and changed to "inquisition" because of the potential lost of customers not buying a numbered title? Man... years later, baldur's gate 3 destroyed their cucked beliefs.

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