>massive resistances to all damage. >sporadic attack patterns. >spams ranged attacks

>massive resistances to all damage
>sporadic attack patterns
>spams ranged attacks
This is the worst boss in the entire game

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he bought the slop
    you were the fertile pygmy all along(big wallet)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda lost, by the way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's furtive you fricking ESL moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AAaaah Sashimii, the ellda soooouruuu
        thats the the guy who designed this serious soudns like while you buy their one game over and over again

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd tell you to drink bleach, but it looks like you already have.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fertile pygmy
      owo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fertile pygmy (big wallet)
      but enough about the average thendie cultist

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like little pissbaby shitter chudcel whomst cant gitgud will need to start summoning some help for his boss fights hehehe enjoy easymode, maidencel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beat every game in the souls series and never summoned one time. have a nice day homosexual.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It took you 600 hours to beat the game?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow you sound boring.
        No friends?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not using*

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *spams L2 with rivers of bloods from behind while mimic tears+coop are tanking the boss*
          This doesn't even make sense as a flaw, people who shit on unskilled apes are also shitting on the weapons/magic/summoning system making the game redundant and breaking the logic that the bosses were clearly designed for.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Billy

            >RoB
            Shitter detected

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy rollslop enjoyer

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fight is kino af though

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even in the worst 10.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hit it in the head, stupid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      try doing that with a straight sword

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can, but I also agree that sword and board is not much fun in ER compared to Souls games.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ironically, sword ‘n’ board got the most mechanical improvements, but everything you’d want to fight renders the strategies this enables useless

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Different weapons have different reach and pros/cons

        Woah

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks the average soulstard actually gives a shit about strategy and thinking through battles instead of just spamming iframes over and over until they win
          lol
          fromkiddies shit and piss themselves the moment you don't use a colossal weapon (unironically the easiest weapon type to run the game with by a country mile)

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, i'd give that title to the double gargoyle boss fight. You can just tell Miyazaki gave Tanimura the say for one of the boss fights and he came up with that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I agree. Generally most bosses can be beaten at SL1, but not those two. It's just the perfect storm of two giant bosses, terrible camera, terrible AoE stinky breath, colossal hitboxes and more.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sekiro blazing bull if it was a good boss

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no, that would be the death birds. annoying fricking twats. god damn.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wait for the double chomp
    >jump attack
    >profit

    resistance doesn't matter if you hit the right spot, chud

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he's complaining about the one in an open field
    You'd have gone insane trying to fight the one in the mine back during release

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At some point you realize all the bosses in ds3/elden ring are garbage and the only real fun you have with the game is exploring and adventuring.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Morgott/Godrick are both good
      Malenia and Maliketh have one bs move, rest of the fight is good.
      Mohg is good
      Godfrey is good
      Radagon is good, Elden beast is average.
      Ancient dragon is good, rest of the dragons are ds2 tier
      Radahn is kino

      As for ds3: Midir, Friede, Gael, Iudex, NK, Pontiff, Prince Lothric, SoC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the entire series has a bunch of garbage bosses. I say that as someone who's beaten them all multiple times.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    brehs im so tired of ER I don’t think the dlc can fix me.
    i

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You wanna know the secret?
    You hit him in the FRICKING FACE.
    His face isn't armored and doesn't resist ANYTHING. Slashing, blunt, magic, you name it. Throw it at his face and he'll die.
    Don't face him on Torrent. I know it looks like you should; the arena is large, he's quadrapedal and runs around a lot. Torrent can't dodge and if he takes too much damage you'll get bucked to the ground and get quickly killed. Stay on foot so you can dodge its attacks.
    Try to get close to his face to bait his face slam attacks. This will lower his face down and let you get some hits in.
    When he does his stalagmite attack, run away from the first ones, then run and jump to avoid the third.
    When he cannonballs you, roll to the left. You will end up right in front of his face when his attack ends.
    When he does the huge fricking AOE gravity spell hightail out of its range. You can dodge it if you're good, but it sounds like you're not so just get outta there.
    Also you can use the slopes of the crater to jump up and hit its face.

    Fun fact: the Fallingstar Beast encountered in the Sellia Crystal Tunnel was originally a fully-grown one instead of the intended juvenile it was later replaced with. Before that was patched you could theoretically encounter the boss of the Mt. Gelmir ascent as the SECOND boss in the game you face, with an arena far smaller than the peak of Mt. Gelmir. It still used all its moves from the Mt. Gelmir fight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You hit him in the FRICKING FACE
      unless you're using specific weapons this is easier said than done

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The watchcats are the hardest and worst for me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Billy

      Just use crystal daggers

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is fact. I died more times to full grown gaybeast than to Elden beast, margot, the Margot look alike, and every other “hard” boss

    I could never figure out if I was supposed to fight him mounted or dismounted and had similar success with either(as in no success)

    Ended up using his jaw for the rest of the game as I went int str my first play through and it seemed to be the best option for that build

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