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Konami should be more lax with the banlist since cards are free.
Put him to 1.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laundry is so sexy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Laundry is the worst of the bunch.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her design is terrible and is just latched onto because she's the only e-girl in her group of maid waifus.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: post cards that WON'T be in the next selection pack

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    konami is dead lol imagine sued uma musume kek the big thing in japan

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do you people ALWAYS talk about master peace
    like why him of all cards?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he has a good archtype
      Honestly they put astrograph to 1 they should do the same to master peace

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Stun shit
        >>Good archetype

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stun is based. Combo flowchart gays wish they were half a cool as any control variant.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because people like Floodgate decks when are SOVL or something like that, just the same reason people like Umi Stun or Dinomorphia.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shitters really cry about rex
        kek

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >one sided mystic mine on legs
          yeah

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's still a stun card even if the deck is subpar.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Quick effect fusion from deck into a skill drain + setting your opponents monsters atk to basically 0 on a 3k body
          That's objectively just a powercrept version of stuff that branded can do. It's soulless

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's so many cards that btfo rexterm, I wish it was as good as skill drain or mystic mine

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a huge stungay but I like True Draco's aesthetics as well as their archetype's playstyle. By archetype I literally mean cycling continuous spells/traps, plussing off every opponent's card effect, managing advantage, so forth. Obviously True Draco being Dinomight Knight+30 floodgates and some draw power is obnoxious and boring. However, a lot of strong floodgates, like Skill Drain, Rivalry, Gozen, etc are limited. Combine this with WAY stronger cards being legal, and the deck has taken a lot of hits since it's glory days as the best budget deck in the game. It could use a win, and if the OCG is willing to let GUB go to 1 for combo decks, it can sure as shit let Master Peace come to 1 for controlgays.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>

        [...]


        nice try + nice cope. if you want that card legal, you are a stungay, plain and simple

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Konami let Imperial Order and VFD exist at 1 in MD but Master Peace is too much for some reason.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Konami made these moronic decisions so they should also make this moronic decision.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, that is exactly what I am saying. They will also continue to make moronic decisions like releasing Kashitra with no hits.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              But atleast they wont make a moronic decision like unbanning master peace.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm not a stungay but I FRICKING LOVE stun

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Master Peace doesn't even enable stun, True Draco is perfectly fine as a stun deck even without it. The card is mostly a finisher and boss monster so you can actually push for game instead of attacking over set ash blossom every turn.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            moron

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >whats wrong with a generic tower monster with quick eff destruction
            bet you want dragoon back too

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's insane, pops two on your opponent's turn plus he's a towers.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, eat shit and DIE

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tribute Monster and traps
    >This cucks tearlaments they hard draw Droplet/DRRM (even can still work?)

    >Tribute Spell/Trap
    >This cucks all backrow decks

    >Tribute Monster/Spell
    >This cucks sky strikers

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play 'dolche.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEXO

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post more sexo

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hot, thanks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I WANT TO EJACULATE ON HER FACE!

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tear players

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stun floodgate negate Black folk saying anything about any other deck
      >colossus icon

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who does Konami hate more, zombies or Dinos?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dinos

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reptiles

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ahem

        pyro

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dinos
      homie they get support all the time!

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still really sad that we never got a chance to play Mystic Mine in MD honestly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simply imagine how funny these threads would be with full power Sky Striker backed up by 3 Mystic Mine.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        if they release mystic mine in MD I will pick the game back up

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was funny to find cope decks like swordsoul with Mystic Mine at that time.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      very toxic card in a best of one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not.

      so runick format basically

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hell no.
      Tear0 format ia cringe but at least it lets you attempt to play.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking stungay

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really need the gems but I can't bring myself to keep wading through Tears, anyone else in this position?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Next pack is going to be fricking boring trash according to the leaks
    Anything worth building? Wanted to make Labrynth but I might just make Traptrick instead since they benefit from upcoming support.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait for the Traptrix support, in this moment the deck has no wincon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the leaks aren't out. Also Traptrix has a secret pack. Konami has updated secret packs before so they could do it again. Or you can take the structure deck copium, there's not a 0% chance that happens.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also Traptrix has a secret pack
        That is indeed why I'm going for them instead of Labrynth, but maybe the upcoming pack will have something I'm interested in, we'll see.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          As long as you're gemmies aren't about to expire, I'd wait til we see the full pack. That's what I'm doing. Well, I'm also opening a daily pack for Lair of Darkness but besides that I'm waiting.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What deck is best for me if I love wiener?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk noble knights but no isolde

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tearlaments

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        tearlament

        >HEROBlack folk outing themselves
        kek

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >noooo stahp you cant make fun of my deck nooooo

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        tearlament

        Tearlaments
        And yes they do love wiener

        wait, the tearlament girls have wieners? that's kinda hot.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they do

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      tearlament

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know the answer, Jaden.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Tearlaments.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gayest protag has the gayest deck
        poetic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tearlaments
      And yes they do love wiener

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      branded loves to fuse with men

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      floo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Birds and it's not even close

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      HERO

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tearalaments. Add cyberstein and Exterio if you like multiple wieners at once.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Drident but also on a big body and also immune to card effects
    Suck a wiener moron, MP is NEVER getting unbanned

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Map to 3 please

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gentlemen I have come to the conclusion as to what the most based deck is in ygo currently based on the uniqueness of its playstyle as well as its interactivity and the strategic gameplay it requires from both duelists: It's Graydles. They're the best deck

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    watching a teartroony take the maxx c challenge vs plunder patrol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should be an easy win for Tear then

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah what a fricking pussy never mind he stopped with cryme, reino, kitt, and normal summoned merrli, plunder didnt get blowout cards this might be over

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        opened 2 copies of his field spell, cryme got the first one, dd crowed the sent havnis, two unkown cards left in hand for tear

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          teartroony had maxx c, plunder ends on blackbeard and field spell

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >activates blackbeard's effect, topdecks dd crow and banishes kit with the xyz he summoned
            >dd crows the second scheiren
            >follow up is normal summoned cyberstein
            BAN THAT SHIT ALREADY

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >summons kaleido
              >links into spright elf
              >brings back merrli
              >worthless mill
              >xyz into gigantic spright
              >direct attak
              >goes into downerd goes into 4 mat zeus
              I hate generics

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                im not going to type everything that happened it was too much
                plunder board:
                patrollship brann
                patrollship moerk
                tear board:
                zeus 1 mat, 1 card in hand

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh no no no no tearsissies????

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >troony v troony
      Why are you even bothering just move on until you find something funny

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys distantcoder shill

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried making floowandereeze but I'm having a hard time with the complex combos.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you also find breathing hard?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea, sometimes I have to remind myself to do it. 🙁

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      my man floo is as flowchart gameplay as any stun deck

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always like to screencap posts like this so I can look at them whenever I see someone's opinion ITT about the banlist, certain archetypes, deck lists, etc.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should stick to playing it then. You're at the right IQ level for it.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    gaylord

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is blue eyes competitive yet?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol no.
      The last time it was competitive was when it won worlds sometime between 2015-2017

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only when I play it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if the goal is sucking rancid hobo ass, it is very competitive.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    are Abyss Actors fun?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait for support to drop
      engine is too heavy to be anything but rogue, but they're fun.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a xenophobic deck that has weak but fun gimmick strats that are effectively
      >1st? - Use super producer/metaverse to summon the field on opponents effect- change it to blow up your backrow- trigger strong effects like +5
      >2nd? Overcharge a HEEL with a bunch of extra attack effects and mogg in battle phase
      >all else fails - steal monsters with funnly clown man

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Floowchads we're being raided.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Archetype that turbos out big neutral, normal summoned beat sticks with it's main gimmick being that all the shit it does sidesteps negate spam. Konami, hire me now.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soulful card and one of coolest names ever

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the 24, where's the banlist, are they actually waiting for the event to end?

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I actually bought Blackwings
    grim

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >laggy Black person
    >imperm
    >havnis (dumps 2 tears btw)
    AND that Black person drew max c
    kill all grass Black folk

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      meanwhile a 40 card deck would open a much worse hand
      really makes you think

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Laundry is dead inside

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone in here look like this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, my gf

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has pretty big feet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      goblin legs

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my god i hate ttt so fricking much its always used when im down not when i have full board

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop trying to interrupt your opponent then. They can't use it if you don't.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He can go to 3 now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No he can't. If he comes back full power troony brigade will make tears look like a joke.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM PENDOOLOOOMING

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      PENDYURAMU SHOUKAAAAN

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will not read your never ending cards.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post deck.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        NO maxx c

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's the purpose of elf?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            revive electrumite/odd eyes synchron

            Yes, Tearlament players whine about everything to deflect from their own deck halving the playercount.

            i'd give tear players the benefit of the doubt on this one, personally i think it's the bird flu guy, no one is as aggressively obnoxious as him on these threads. notice the constant fast replies and the non stop autism, i could be wrong though.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't logged on in over 2 months now, feels great to be free from this digital autism

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good for you anon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He says as he posts on the (not)general of that very same game on Ganker

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did change of heart go to 2?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Target
      It's been powercrept into oblivion.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yugioh players thinking every card that targets is bad is the stupidest most unplayer opinion.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Striker lobbyists finally got their way a couple months ago. Didnt help them much.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are better boardbreakers.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, I hope it goes to 3 soon. My blind second deck really digs it.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Floo are soul and if you disagree you'll die tomorrow

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dumb esl

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not the epic own you think it is.
        Floo won

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      EVIL BIRDMAN!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The king of birds and cards and archetypes
        Floo needs support and deserves Tier 0

        If you disagree Floo won

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tearlaments can take 5 entire actual minutes of action during MY fricking turn but I can't play 2 Electrumite or Astralhomie in my rogue Endymion deck cause that would be too broken

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DEATH DEATH DEATH
      >TOTAL PENDULUM DEATH
      >ELECTRUMITE TO 0

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes I fricking despise tearlaments but then I remember they also assrape decks like yours and I feel like it's alright to keep them around a bit longer

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE SKY TRANNIES SO FRICKING MUCH FRICK OFF DUMB c**tS FRICKING BULLSHIT MIGGER troony israelite homosexualS POT OF GREED TURBO c**tS KILL EVEY SKY Black person NO SKILL BULLSHIT homosexualS

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Outskilling meta decks with my best friends Raye and Roze!

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile in duel links pends are allowed to have a win condition skill because orcust has a 0 card combo.
    Also fusion's theme song is cool.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate max c
    i hate sky trannies
    i hate my shit luck
    i hate ttt

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully we get a new master rule that just says
    "Yeah we fricked up, all pend cards are illegal, banned, and to be destroyed"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?????
      we're in the middle of tear0 and you're whining about pendulums really? you're that afraid of reading? why are you so mindbroken by pends?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, Tearlament players whine about everything to deflect from their own deck halving the playercount.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I play stun.
        I'm not reading that shit because I don't have to read that shit.
        Any decks that rely on solitare should be banned, and the entirety of pend is solitare.
        And any deck that does a thousand things a turn, on both turns, should be banned. I don't enjoy playing it because it's boring to sit through a 20 minute combo, and it's tedious to do a 20 minute combo into nongames.
        So I play floodgate. If you want to play some moronic shit, I'm not letting you.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Word.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i play stun
          you are the problem with yugioh, not pendulums. you are a massive fricking homosexual and i think you should have a nice day or at the very least stop playing master duel forever.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stop playing homosexual decks and I won't play stun.
            The game needs to heal, and I'm the vaccine.
            If anything there should be a master rule imposing winda and gozen and spell fragrance as game rules.

            Seethe combo troony. Enjoy your impotent rage as you can't combooooo.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your trashy stun tricks won't work on me. Your stun is cope. You do it because you're trash at the game and can't succeed in any other way than being a fricking Black person. You are a disease, you are filth. You should have a nice day NOW.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe
                Ywnbaw
                AMAB

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep coping, stunBlack person piece of shit. Your deck is trash and I'd be willing to bet you don't even have the balls to post your list rn.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think we can improve on this idea by banning the extra deck.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have less than 100 pendulum summons, your opinion on pendulums is invalid.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if you haven't eaten shit 100 times you're not allowed to have an opinion on eating shit
        yeah alright

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ever pendulum summoning
        no way gay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >8k special summons total
        Baby

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have 45 pendulum summons. I have nowhere I belong... They're all from playing pure Predaplants RIP

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        waiting for zarc support to pick up pendulums

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was about to whip up an epic screenshot to own the frick out of you but I guess Anchamoufrite doing shit doesn't count towards this gay stat. Regardless pendulums are FRICKING GAY!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about Synchro summoning?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonyrnous

      This, but also with Links and every card that cheats out fusion monsters.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cheats out fusion monsters.
        unironically my pet peeve too, legacy pet deck support does not belong to metatrannies

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >losing to Gaye in 2023

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ban max c
    ban rhongo

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did I miss the free royal blackwing?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no you have 36 days left

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good. Haven't played in a while and I love 5D's.

        Yeah, don't even bother logging in.

        Are you just trolling?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            There was no raffle
            Go get your free card

            your in luck the blackwing deck is legit cancer in a best of one, if tear didnt exist i would think that blackwings would be a good tier 2 deck being able to make triple tax mans and a towers.

            Thanks.
            Hard to tell who's telling the truth with all the shitposting. Guess I'll reinstall, get my free card and wait for the Tear nerfs.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              its 1500 gems to play blackwings and you will get a frick ton of gems from the event/playing in beginner ranks. just play enough to get a good amount of the gems and frick off till nerfs. here is a list from a "major tourney" https://www.masterduelmeta.com/top-decks/community-tournaments/master-circuit-series/15/blackwings/gordonree/jdMPP

              the game is too addicting farming gems, its so easy to get 6k+ gems before the next pack even comes out.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          your in luck the blackwing deck is legit cancer in a best of one, if tear didnt exist i would think that blackwings would be a good tier 2 deck being able to make triple tax mans and a towers.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, don't even bother logging in.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's over anon
      You missed the raffle

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh. 🙁

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There was no raffle
          Go get your free card

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ask friend to guess what kind I'm thinking of
    >he guessed it on the first try
    There's over 10000 Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Does he have an irl millennium eye?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if i had to guess, i'd say you talk about it all the time, but you just lack self awarness.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think I've ever mentioned Crab Turtle out loud to anyone in my life

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spyral Black person still doing his gay combo
    at some point, i started unironically thinking i'd rather just play against tear.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I played one and he ran out of time on the first turn just doing combos. I kinda wished I saved the replay but at the same time nothing really interesting happened

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do you use to out stuff unaffected by card effects

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      tribute them or beat over them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Borrelsword, a Kaiju, or Underworld Goddess

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      my wife

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kaijus or shit that make your opponent do shit to them like that daruma cannon card. Remember, if your card makes your opponent do shit then it's not a card effect affecting the card.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Avramax will still beat over it 9 times out of 10.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes you just need a big beat stick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Borrelsword because yes.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >skill drain
    /mdg/: FRICKING STUN Black folk!
    >empen
    /mdg/: Oh my science this is the same card but it took 10 minutes to set up. Cute and valid and not stun!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just summon in defense, frick link Black folk.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thread is such a general on Ganker, anon forgets he's on Ganker
      kek

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      go back there

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just imperm brah

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both skill drain and birds are based. Not the games fault you are too moronic to play the outs in best of one.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't play this shit game.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good. No one should.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No wonder master duel threads have been so shit
      /vg/trannies just have to come here and shit up the place.
      >look at me and my catchphrase
      >no look at me and my quirky catchphrase
      >avatargay
      >ritual post
      >avatargay
      >ritual post
      Im done, im just gonna report this thread everytime it shows up. Im not gonna share a thread with you terminally online troons

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tearlaments killed the game so /vg/ slowed down enough that the shitposters all came here, yes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I share the same sentiment, early MD threads were peak comfy we had rooms and people kept sharing their replays and webms
        Now its just terminally online freaks circlejerking themselves

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gee anon, it's almost like everyone who actually wanted to have fun found out how unfun the game is so the only ones left are addicts and shitposters.

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >log in
    >no s-force solo mode
    >log out

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sisters, lend me your strength.

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People tell me playing Runick is free wins
    >Summon Hugin
    >Discard to get fountain
    >Get ashed/impermed
    >Die
    Why did you lie to me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Runick hasn't been good since it got utterly raped by the ban list. It's completely reliant on floodgates if you are running it pure. It can be an ok engine in a better deck but even then it's not the best variant.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ash is 3x, fountain is at least 5x. Just get better idk.

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have they unfricked the meta yet?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can't do the impossible anon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahahaha, no. You would need a time machine for that. The game will only continue to get worse, tear is but a symptom of the game's disease.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She'll save the game! One day...maybe.....

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Already powercrept and replaced by another blue and pink colored spellcaster waifu

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >brick
    >activate gold sarc and map to try to get opponent to scoop
    >it works
    feels good man

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying to search into the void to craft it but it's not showing up and my filters are reset. Wtf is going on?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if a card has commonly used words as its title it might not show up at the top. try scrolling down
      like if you search for One for One a shitton of cards come up

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok so there's a button next to the search bar that toggles showing only cards owned or not and resetting your filters does not affect that button.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plants are the best type in yugioh prove me wrong. no other type has been so soulful for so many years.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >full of banned non once per turn combo cancer
      It's the opposite of soul.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragons >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else

    • 10 months ago
      Anonyrnous

      True, Plants have both Predaplants and Traptrix which have the most soulful designs.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aromages and Rikka are pretty cool too.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonyrnous

          True, those are both also well designed waifu archetypes.

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So all of you tear and floo players at dl20 gonna try and go to nationals?

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    FLOOW IS HIGH IQ AND HONEST
    WAKARU????

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FLOOW IS HIGH IQ
      yeah for the average Ganker moron I'm sure it is

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ban Kitkallos AND Robina.

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That thing failed so hard it got his entire storyline axed and a game mechanic almost entirely erased. Even Tears can not say that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying the Visas storyline didn't get axed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Konami just announced dragqueen Visas. Still not as gay as the average HERO monster tho

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      > a game mechanic almost entirely erased
      QRD? Yugillennials were serious pussies if TD managed to buck break them so hard. Yet they bent over for the solitaire special summoning craze that has yet to end.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Master Peace was not the ultimate form. The entire storyline was a pendulum wank but people used to despise so much that they were actually quitting the game over that mechanic. Also, pendulum wank was worse than any non tearlament combowank.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      where is your storyline little witch b***h

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with Verre's dicky

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >deck I like the art for has an annoying playstyle
    >deck I enjoy playing has ugly fricking cards
    There's no winning

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is if you beat your opponent

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exosisters are right there bro.

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    FREE HER

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    name a better feeling then this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That this is all Pend Magicians does strikes as a failure of game design.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just the normal ass pendulum end board
        There's nothing feel good about that

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it feels infinitely better than popping a trap then normal summoning 3 times, cope bird flu.

          based. nice endboard pendbro. keep up the good work.

          thank

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        based. nice endboard pendbro. keep up the good work.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it feels infinitely better than popping a trap then normal summoning 3 times, cope bird flu.
        [...]
        thank

        Day of the Kashtira soon, pendc**t

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He drew his one of Skill Drain you should have let him win. You've got three penguin shaped Skill Drains

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not seeing a tearBlack person in the first place. I don't even dignify them with games. I see a tear or ishizu name I scoop. Period.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolute loser mentality. Your winrate plummets. Tears are not the invincible deck you think they are, you're just trash.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cope. I'm still not playing against you.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't play tears I play sexosisters and frick tear players extremely hard.

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how were your games today? did you win?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only played one against tears and the guy pretty much gave up after dimensional fissure went up
      He never even used his second impermanence he had set

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick 6 samurai players holy shit. Their turns never end.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will watch me draw every card in my deck and you will like it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the original coooooomber deck

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      White card decks have always been subhuman.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think I'll ever run out of bushido counters? lol

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They can't ban the Ishizu shufflers soon enough, fricking letting Naturia just constantly recycle their obnoxious engine that searches itself

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what fricking deck are you okay with? What is enjoyable to face?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blue eyes is a fair deck. Which is why it's shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Suicide decks because everything else is annoying as frick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      anything that's NOT
      >tears
      >floo
      >sprights (or any variation)
      >runick (or any variation)
      >numeron
      >grass piles
      >branded
      is fine.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Terrorking salmon beats

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      master duel was fun for a while
      since branded or floo came out it has all been downhill

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's been downhill since adventure.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're saying this as if the drytron tribrigade meta was good

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tribrigade was fine, drytroon was shit but that's mostly because of the coinflip abuse.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It really wasn't.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was good. Drytron was only used because you could always go first. I almost never played against them when winning the coinflip.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically anything that's not the actual game where the goal is to make your opponent not able to do anything.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      60 card Dogmatika/Witchcrafter piles

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Low power stuff that has trouble OTK and isn't stunshit. So basically very little decks that no one plays.

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So according to the Visas lore, Synchro is the one true extra deck mechanic?

    Because Links are represented through Scareclaw, Fusions through Tearlaments and XYZ through Kashtira. And those are all the archetypes of the fake Visas Starfrosts.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Visas ritual when

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of them are fake anon, they're all fragments of Visas, so the truth is you have to play a deck that can use all of the ED mechanics

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      none of them are fake, they're all emotions that were taken from him

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s a lie, all his variants look as photoshopped as him. The only reason why people have the most insignificant and miserable shard of engament with his story is due to how bad it is and that is the only way we are going to see a Garnecia Elefantis retrain

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    made it to DLv. 20 with numeron and i had FUN.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick was that fun? which part of that is fun to you?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        not caring about the coin flip, breaking boards and beating my opponent by swinging with my 4 funny little guys is just funny.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tell me about the 4 funny little guys. What are they really? Can you describe them to me?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            i don't know what they are, at most i could say they look like weird spaceships. i just enjoy watching them go

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >moronic numeron player doesn't even know what they frick he's playing as because his cards are so soulless and nondescript
              classic.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't care, still otking LOL

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ban numerons! BAN THEM! BANBANBANBAN

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                just get rid of the field spell bro it's not that hard

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                how about we get rid of it by banning it and say goodbye to this thoughtless cheese Bo1 abusing strategy forever.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                but nearly everything on this format abuses the fact we're on a Bo1 system

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't care. ban it now.

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's your favorite archetype that is practically unplayable today?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shiranui

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pure Krawler.
      The master rule change made their cards actually not work.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      unchained and cydra.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still play Trickstar, in fact im trying to get to dl15 with it before swaping for something else

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No I will not play generic link spam slop

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Raidraptors. Even with the godsend of Wise Strix, it just feels like playing a worse version of every combo deck
      >Ultimate Falcon isn't even particularly impressive nowadays
      >no point into going into fricking Dark Requiem XYZ Dragon anymore which is a damn shame
      >hand dependent combos
      >most of the archetype XYZs are painfully weak now. Force Strix is still great. Arsenal is important
      >some of the better ways to play the deck is just to staple it to the absolute sovl blackhole of generic rank 4 extenders
      >best gameplan these days is summoning Kali Yuga on the opponents turn and having a non-game
      J U S T

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        fusion won

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Someday we'll get the equivalent for XYZ
          >Soulless 1 Card Combo Summon
          >XYZ summon an XYZ monster using material from your hand, deck or field! Then draw a card and send a card from your deck to the graveyard. XYZ summon using your opponents extra deck too. Brapppppppppp.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            We already have Zoodiacs
            It can't get any worse than that

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              They can easily make something worse

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gimmick puppets
      >most boring "gimmicks" imaginable

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's fricking sad because the aesthetic is cool and there's alot of potential but it has barely anything to work with. Gigantes was a small glimpse in what it could be, but it's just been shafted.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eldlich, I miss him so much

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe Conquistador is still at 2

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          the troony in charge of the MD banlist is still assblasted lol

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ditto

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      eldlich

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna play panku

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'M PLOOSING TWICE PER TURN

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yea, im thinking the audience wants a show
    FREE THEM!!!

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it set in stone we will get the s-force support for free in the solo gate? or should I wait before rolling? wanted to practice and maybe get that Time thief/Gamma syncrhro I never bothered to craft

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever decided that solo mode should have a completely random coinflip should have any loved ones they may have dragged out into the streets and publicly tortured in front of them and be castrated and made a cripple by removing their hands, tongue, and eyes so they may never ruin anything again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down
      You lost using the loaner decks
      It's nothing to have a meltdown anout

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long until Generaider support?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not long enough

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solution: ban all Link cards
    >duhh I have 2 monsters I should be able to destroy any spell or trap duhh
    >duhh I have like 4 monsters....thats OTK
    >duhh I have random shit 2 monsters. Full combo with Halq or whatever the best fusion is with Anaconda
    >duhh a bunch of tokens? That full combo too

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok but enough about synchro monsters what's your point on links?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This moron wants to bring us back to the UNO mirror match era

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HMMMMM is that Robina in my starting hand i see i like this card

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously this banlist is such a joke.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry bro. Next banlist I promise they'll finally semi-limit Reinoheart and uh Pot of Duality!
      Semi-limits are very effective and not a joke!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every semi-limit in the entire game is pointless
        >m-muh c-consistency hits

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously what is the point in limiting ED monsters when it has zero effect on their accessibility
    Like oooh boy kitkallos is down to one that sure decreases my chances of drawing into it!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a prerelease buff to kashtira.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It can very rarely make a difference if the extra deck monster is a combo piece. Like obviously limiting any extra deck Tear does fricking nothing because lmao they recur resources anyway but for other cards having multiple in the ED makes it easier to loop their effect if it's a soft once per turn. You can also have a case like Toadally Awesome where having 2 allows for them to recycle one another. Just depends on what the ED monster can do.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Seriously what is the point in limiting ED monsters

      To turn them into a chokepoint. It is like limiting field spell to one. With field spells at 3 copies, you can use field spell to bait out negate (if you have a second copy in your hand). Not so if you have only one copy.

      The effect is less obvious for the ED monster, and sometime not working at all (see VFD).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TG Librarian is still limited in 2023 in every format
      It makes no sense. Even the most single player Synchro deck would only play 1

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zeus is unlimited in TCG. You probably have figured out that Zeus's effect is not once per turn. Did you know his summon condition isn't either? Did you know there's nothing that stops you from stacking 3 Zeuses on top of each other? It's really dumb.

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ban Kitkallos. All tears to 1. Ban Ishizus. Ban Winda. Ban Numeron. Map to 0. Ban Runick Fountain. Ban Spright Elf. Ban Maxx "C". Ban SKSV. Ban Electrumite. Ban Auroradon. Ban Halq again. Ban Kashtira before they're in the game. Ban barrier statues. Ban timelords. Ban floodgates. Ban EEV. Ban suicide decks. Ban everything. I see a card and don't like it? Ban it.

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need chaos witch to be released right now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do not
      My need is greater than yours

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOON

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to buy gems to make cool decks
    >play one (1) game
    >want john konami and every tearlament player to kill themselves and their families instead
    Amazing how much damage this format did to this game
    Will never recover btw

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You WILL encounter a tear variant 75% of the time on the ladder and you WILL enjoy it
      Thank you for playing Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just enjoy playing off meta shit for fun
      >get hurt by Toad ban instead of the more obvious problem of Sprights
      >get hurt by Foolish Burial Goods limit because they wanted to hurt Tear in the most nonsensical April Fools way possible
      >Instant Fusion ban hurt only the most extreme Tear god hand (the problem is unsurprisingly the fusion that searches or foolishes any archetype card, and then mills 5 [eight])
      This is actually cancer

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The more obvious problem of sprights
        No toad is just a bullshit card all on its own

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Explain why it hasn't been meta in a long ass time until sblights.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because it and its enablers were banned before till they shifted the banlist around the time sprights were released?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like the enablers were the problem then, exactly like sprights.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ronin and swapfrog you idiot

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ronin and Swap mentioned
                >2023
                Damn had to check my calendar there. What the frick is Ronintoadin and Swap Frog doing in 2023 without Gigantic Spright or Spright Elf?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Like I said, they were problem not toad. Learn 2 read.

                Why does nobody use this card, or Sales Ban for that matter?

                Because meta decks can play through most interruptions no problem.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What deck recently was using Toad for anything degenerate?

          Because it and its enablers were banned before till they shifted the banlist around the time sprights were released?

          What enablers?
          Are you posting from the tier 0 Mermail timeline?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody was playing virtual world to any success so we should unban VFD right? Hell nobody is putting 3 level 4s on board regularly so shock master should come off too. After if anybody can get more than 2 level 4s on board then we just need to hit the level 4s

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >a monster that tributes itself for a negate with non generic mats is the same as a card that locks your opponent out of the game
              >all banned cards are equally degenerate

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody's playing VW because vfd got banned and MD decided that Gossip Shadow was the problem instead of Rhongo. They'd probably see some niche play at the very least if Gossip Shadow were still legal.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fusion ban hurt only the most extreme Tear god hand (the problem is unsurprisingly the fusion that searches or foolishes any archetype card, and then mills 5 [eight])
        Kit obviously needs to be taken out back and shot but IF is like cyber stein in that it will NEVER be used in anything other than dishonest Black person strats so it getting hit was good regardless

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss using this little homie like you wouldn't believe

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      goat format event when.

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's your night going Ganker? I lost two coin flips (one to an FTK deck with no hand traps) and the coin flip I won I started the duel with two garnets, two ash blossoms and a combo piece. I got booted down to lv 17 and had to fight my way back up. As if to mock my horrible luck, I decided to finally craft my 3rd Ash and it came out a Royal, so I think that's used up all of my luck for the rest of the event.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm giving this game two weeks until they gut tearlaments into unusability and ban every ishizu cards or I'm uninstalling the game
      That's about it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There will be 1 singular Tear semi limit added and the Ishizu cards at 2 will be limited and mudora will be semi limited. That is my prediction

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then I will simply uninstall the game and never play yugioh again

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll see you the next week after the banlist announcement

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cope.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like the crafting rate for Royals is higher. I recently crafted a few cards and I got a royal Dweller, royal Arc Light, and a royal Tenki.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      played 7 games, lost coinflip in 5 of those games, also faced 3 tears, i somehow stalled enough to come back in many of the games going 2nd and i got p1 to maximize my gemmies, i'm happy.

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play modern Yu-Gi-Oh!, but from what I understand, Infinite Impermanence basically buck broke players, and everyone instinctively plays around it.

    What other cards have buck broke players?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Geonator
      Anima
      Mekk Knights

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no one uses Geonator
        >people still place their boss monster on the rightmost side

        It really broke a lot of people.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonyrnous

      I would say Evenly or DRNM, but comboBlack folk are still too moronic and commit all their resources in their first turn with no follow up.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy and Honest were a nightmare during 2008-2012.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honor Ark
      Lightning storm
      that one card that used to be used to pop spell traps in the battle phase

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that one card that used to be used to pop spell traps in the battle phase
        Malevolent was GOAT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gorz

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orichalcos support when give me an extra deck hate archetype

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's supposed to be dogmatika, but it turns out most people want their ED monsters sent to the gy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ya but dogmatika sucks on it's own it only works as an engine

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      can i kill Japanese players using this card? i want to send them all to the shadow realm FOREVER!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kosmo

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gimme a qrd on Kozmo. I went against them once and beat them before I even knew what they were supposed to do. What is their gameplan against the extra deck? Floodgates? Some sort of specialized in archetype hate like dogmatika? I know they have a lot of cards so I'm not reading all that shit to find out

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Before Avramax there was a bastard spaceship that made everyone but Pendulums shit themselves

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            So can you summon multiple of them? 1 targeted pop could not be that strong otherwise

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not-star wars x not- wizard of oz theme deck of level 4 and below Jedi (physic) where the main gimmick is they can quick effect tribute themselves to summon level 5-9 machine ships from your hand.

          When a ship is destroyed you can summon a ship of a lower level from your deck causing a domino effect. Boss ships cannot be targeted with various bonus effects like destroying a card.

          Destruction resistant deck that dies to banish but has a massive advantage of Jesus being evasive due to quick effect against enemy targeted effects. Dies to banish, Norma summon reliant and a mid range pet deck you won’t find above gold 1 much but fun to play.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also Komzo monsters can attack, quick effect banish to get a ship out then attack again. They can chain combo attack this way twice, three if they quick summon a level 3 or 4 Jedi up into a 4 or 5 then into a ship in the same battle phase.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also Komzo monsters can attack, quick effect banish to get a ship out then attack again. They can chain combo attack this way twice, three if they quick summon a level 3 or 4 Jedi up into a 4 or 5 then into a ship in the same battle phase.

            It sounds like it does nothing against extra deck monsters then that other decks can't which is what that initial anons post suggested

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Seal of ori prevents you from extra deck summoning, Kozmo don’t Rely on extra deck really.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                But seal is once per duel and destroys your special summoned monsters which it sounds like they do a lot? That sounds like a terrible deck combination

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kozmos pop and downgrade on destruction, although there’s itching stopping you playing seal of pro first then KOZMOOOO’ing. The cost of pic related for example is destruction for that reason so you can downgrade a level 8 ship to a level 7 then banish opp monster. The downgrade is the cost basically.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            one of the cooliest tcg exclusive archetypes they every came up with.

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    "It is good that it is le banned because it COULD be op" is konami wienersucker lingo
    Ignore it and don't reply

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Konami wienersuckers seethe to death if you call their banlists moronic or mention you'll quit the game

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does nobody use this card, or Sales Ban for that matter?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      unsearchable and too much hassle

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they do use sales ban alright, they combo it with rhongo/eveil and it's the most annoying fricking thing ever.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explain exactly how you would make use of this card.
      I can almost guarantee it's worse than Crossout or imperm in most scenarios (outside of cheese like Rhongo/Eveil).

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I declare kitkalos and then summon robina

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >blind prohibition
          >opponent's also on your heckin' "based" floo deck
          good job wasting a card moron

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in most scenarios
        Yeah, it's a niche card that usually combo decks use when they don't want to put things like nibiru in their decks.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think Prohibition is a must include

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >SUPERHEAVY
          >twink robot
          ....

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Superheavy junk trunk

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Superheavy junk trunk

            you cant frick a robot

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yoshitsune just that young when he joined the war

            [...]
            >Honor Ark
            what's this about?

            Before lightning storm was a thing, put your boss monster in attack position would be eaten by S.H.ARK

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ushi is a girl though, not a twink or a robot.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        idk really. going first if you can somehow scout the opponent's hand/ED or figure out what they're playing, it could be enough to hinder their core cards.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In a bo1 you don't know what you're opponent is using (going first) so if you're mindbroken by a generic card your opponent is probably using like Maxx "C" or Evenly Matched. If you're going second or for some reason know they're playing (perhaps you milled a card or handripped them) then you can do shit like call their starter or call their searchable backrow hate card or call their boss monster. I just think of it as a single omninegate for any card you want.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It can come up, it was used in mine burn. It's too slow anything currently.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sales Ban (outside of Rhongo homierdry) is actually underutilized in my opinion. But it needs the right deck to be worth running. Something like Branded where you desperately need a single card to go off and there's only one thing typically standing in the way of resolving it. Of course, Crossout fills this niche better but it limited, and Called By also does the same thing but better. And both those cards are reactive unlike Sales Ban or Prohibition which are proactive. Most of the decks that might be able to make use of these cards already kind of suck and can't afford to run it. You might actually see Kashtira run Sales Ban in the future, but again they've also got a better option with Forbidden Lance to turn into a Pseudo-towers to stop you from breaking their board.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sales Ban (outside of Rhongo homierdry) is actually underutilized in my opinion. But it needs the right deck to be worth running. Something like Branded where you desperately need a single card to go off and there's only one thing typically standing in the way of resolving it. Of course, Crossout fills this niche better but it limited, and Called By also does the same thing but better. And both those cards are reactive unlike Sales Ban or Prohibition which are proactive. Most of the decks that might be able to make use of these cards already kind of suck and can't afford to run it. You might actually see Kashtira run Sales Ban in the future, but again they've also got a better option with Forbidden Lance to turn into a Pseudo-towers to stop you from breaking their board.

      These cards are shit in OCG and MD for one reason and one reason only. They don't hit maxx c, that's literally it. If you couldn't chain maxx c to them they would be staples.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mindbroken by the bug I guess, anyway chain Crossout, response?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Prohibition
      It's unsearchable and weak going second due to the fact that it's a Continuous Spell. It doesn't really do anything to stop Maxx Sneed in particular, and it isn't guaranteed to hit something like Ash Blossom or imperm when you activate it. You could use it to call something like Branded Fusion, but for most generics you're better off using Crossout.

      >Sales Ban
      It's either a strictly worse version of Prohibition, or a strictly worse version of Crossout Designator. The only benefit it has is not requiring you to run whatever card you're trying to stun during your turn, but it does nothing on your opponent's turn and doesn't stop your opponent from like, chaining the card you're trying to stun. If it were a quickplay spell, or at least had absolute priority akin to superpoly or DRNM, it would probably see some niche play. Neither of these things apply.

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anon incapable of understanding how to summon in defense position for the 60th time

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about now.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hmm once ishizu/tears gets hit I might replace dimensional Fissure with this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normal diviner, send n'tss.

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I think the most humorous/depressing thing about Tear matches is that they all seem to be fricking morons. Like the biggest fricking mouth breathers that completely refuse to read card effects, put themselves in objectively terrible positions because they have no forethought, and generally are incapable of actually utilizing most of what their deck offers (in part because the deck can do fricking anything).
    I just beat a Tear because he tributed away all his Tears for Underworld Goddess to pop one of my cards, removing the things that were preventing me from setting up a wincon. It felt like something a moronic AI from the older Yugioh games would have done. The moment he realizes that I can play again, the homosexual forfeits.
    I can not stress the point enough, Tear is practically unbeatable, the weak point of the deck is that everyone that plays it is fricking moronic (granted, you can pilot the deck just fine without any thought).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The same could be said for literally any meta archetype. You're too late to do it now but you couldn't imagine the amount of games that were absolutely stolen by a few morons running branded engines in their shitdecks or just piloting it against a rogue deck.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're too late to watch the duel lives is what I meant. Forgot to actually specify

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The same could be said for literally any meta archetype.
        I don't think there's actually a way to frick up Floo plays outside of avoiding the flowchart entirely. Most Tear players would probably see better results if they played Floo.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ignores most floodgates and interruptions so they can easily run it themselves
          >While also cheating out their best cards as well as any other combo deck
          Obviously yes. People keep insisting that it's "Tear 0" but I'm 100% confident that Floo has to see enough representation at this point that it's objectively untrue

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I ran into exactly 2 birdgays in my climb to 20 and countless tearBlack folk. It's absolute a tear zero meta. Reminder that full power floo in paper still couldn't change tear zero and we only have a gutted version.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Funny I ran into floo 8/10 times during mine. It's a BO1 here so don't pretend like it's even an equivalent floo can absolutely steal a BO1

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only way they are stealing shit is if they open shifter. Nothing else in the deck is strong, just annoying. No statue floo is only a pest, not a threat.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tear has a higher ceiling than Floo, but Floo is so absurdly easy to play that most MD players will simply see better returns with it.
            The birds aren't fapbait though so Tear is more popular.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are matched with opponents of similar skill.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      mucho texto, but sexo with tour guide!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The worst thing about playing against Tear is that if you're playing a rogue deck(aka essentially anything but Tear) then them playing like a moron often makes it harder to win. They're just going to blind activate every single Ishizu miller without worrying about whether or not you could be playing Tear, and they're going to be rewarded for it.

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    none of your anti tear or tear decks can't beat my deck

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking kneel.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice Eternal Duelist Soul deck list

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Gemini elf a sr while vorse raider is only r?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gemini elf was a prize card at one point. Vorse raider wasn't. That's why

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gemini Elf was the first 1900 4*

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Honor Ark
    what's this about?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honor ark used to be the premier extra deck removal option but only worked on attack position shit, so people would summon shit they didn't need to attack in defense. This predated lighting storm.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i miss 2014-2015 era of yugioh, the game was so fricking fun.

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >draw like absolute shit 24/7
    >lose cointoss 80% of the time
    >meta is complete dogshit
    nah I'm good, see you guys some other place and some other time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      who tf are you

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When can we expect a banlist announcement? Today it was extra miserable and I'm seriously sick of fighting Tears, even playing Tears myself is a pain because the duels take forever.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No sooner than 20 days from now.

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What cards you don't know anon?
    Also add Starlight road, was a staple during Edison and artifacts in general.

    [...]
    >Honor Ark
    what's this about?

    It's cute.

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is one of the most dishonest cards ever printed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It stole games by letting even the weakest piece of shit monsters run over literally anything for one of the strongest attributes in the game you moron that's how. Hell it probably still could it's not like anybody would see it coming

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >battle handtrap
      >dishonest
      LMAO yeah mirror force so dishonest

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean THE mirror force? The card that was on the banlist longer than its been off because of how inherently dishonest it is? Yeah just like that except you don't need to wait for your opponent to do jack shit you can pop it whenever and completely turn a game around

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, THE Mirror Force, the one that is currently F R E E on all formats and will be at 3 for as long as yugioh exists. Mirror Force is actually better than Honest. Honest is a 1 for 1 and requires a light monster on the field. Mirror Force can board wipe. Looking it at this way, Mirror Force is more dishonest than Honest.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Any card that relies on your opponent to do something for its bullshit effect will always be inherently more bullshit than one that you can do on your own terms. Also Honest is again something that is attribute locked. Any deck can run mirror force. Only light based decks can really run honest and it's impossible to plan around a card in hand compared to a clearly set trap. There's also way fewer ways to force your opponent to discard Honest or prevent it from activating its effect compared to just popping the mirror force you absolute dumbass. Honest can also out most towers by destroying by battle only which is one of the few ways most of them can actually be made to leave the field. There is absolutely no regard where mirror force is better than honest much less a more dishonest card

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Honest destroys 1 (by battle lol what a meme card)
              Mirror Force destroys 5
              Drowning Mirror Force shuffles 5, insanely dishonest card, ban when? Not a single deck can survive all of their monsters being shuffled this is simply dishonest.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ahem

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're right I forgot that everyone was playing different dimension ground at 3 this format over cards like d.d crow or called by because it affected multiple monsters over just banishing 1 lol

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh wait it's after 2020. It's crazy to think that mirror force has officially been unlimited for longer than it's been limited or banned. I'm getting old

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still dont know what to spend my 10k gems on.... People have thrown out a few good idea's. so far I play Dustons, Ojama's, melffys, cloudians and paleozoics

    Once more looking for something fun that plays weird, wining and loseing do not matter

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Save for purrley. Weird, meta and cute.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      flower cardian

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats that mahjong one right?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's the hanafuda deck but both are gambling so close enough

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Relinquished

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >instant summon millennium eyes what’s his name
        >opponent panics and tosses ash / max c out afterwards
        >slurp
        Makes me laugh.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats a lot of UR, do they have a pack?

        Save for purrley. Weird, meta and cute.

        Thats the pokemon one right? anyone know how long tell we get them? theses 10k gems burning a hole in my poket man

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Duhdoy
          Almost every UR that's not millenium-eyes is a generic staple

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can have Millennium and Anima from the toon pack.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            RIP instant fusion

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      S-force is supercheap and that pack has plenty of staples

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright, after looking at them I might try that, not very many column based decks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Graydles are the most based deck. It also completes that mission and hard counters the morons on ladder who only build their decks for combooing and beating over shit blindly

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I spend all my gemmies pulling Crystal Beasts?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wanna spend 4x UR on deck that just turbos out Necrovalley?

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another couple of months of release garbage low power pack and not touch tear
    EoS hopefully soon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being an ESL should be a permabannable offense

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        "release garbage low power pack and not touch tear" being their modus operandi that is. You Black folk crying about ESLs with every perceived grammar mistake are infinitely more annoying than any ESL.

  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope every one else has been having as much fun as I have in the 2023 qualifiers. Absolutely amazing time playing some dinos up to rank 19, those tearlaments are tough but brother let me tell you they are more often than not piloted by those who might be called less than optimal players, apologies to all tear brothers.

  102. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Todays report,
    Not sure why, but I fought two different japs playing what I assume was some PUNK ftk brew, which the assumption mainly comes from summoning bishbaalkin. One of them just pivoted to dpe + scythe. The other made bishbaalkin, stared at his own board for a sec then scooped.
    Also i watched some stun Black person lose to normal summon reinoheart beatdown on duel live. Im sure those macros, tcboo and necrovalleys will stop tears from winning some day

  103. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill blogBlack folk.

  104. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's a good deck that lets me negate fricking everything my opponent does? I get rock hard negating any move they make.
    No I will not play tears or floo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      drytron

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Adamancipators obviously

        My man it sounds like you need to get yourself hooked up with some drytrons, honorable mention also to adamancipators.

        I never hear much about dryton or adamcipators, are they just not meta viable? seems being able to negate everything is a big deal

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Drytron is fricked with all of the graveyard hate and the Ishizu shufflers in play

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are playing a game where tearlaments are nearly untouched. you don't exactly have many "meta viable" options.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Adamancipators are tier 3 right now because Tear0LOL but they're a very good deck still

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Drytrons took a couple hits to the face with the old nerf bat but theyre still kicking, used to be toppest tier when master duel first came out. Adamancipators also took a little off the top but both are still very viable decks, just cross your fingers and wish real hard for that good old heads when youre flippin your coin.

            I'll look into both. Which one negates HARDER between dryton and adam?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Drytron negates harder technically but Adamancipators are the better deck since they can kind of play going second, unlike Drytrons
              Both of them basically negate everything the opponent does if you go full combo anyways

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh man that takes me back, lemme tell ya a part of me misses the old disco ball of denial, after all this tearlament shufflin and fusing on my turn.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reddit will say this was more fun and fair to fight than tears.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Drytrons took a couple hits to the face with the old nerf bat but theyre still kicking, used to be toppest tier when master duel first came out. Adamancipators also took a little off the top but both are still very viable decks, just cross your fingers and wish real hard for that good old heads when youre flippin your coin.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I never hear much about dryton or adamcipators, are they just not meta viable?
          Adamancipators are literally never not meta what are you on
          Drytron died yes

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          dryton used to be pretty good but they have been hit by the banlist and overall just can't compete with the top decks anymore.
          webm related, looks scary but then you remember you're Droplet, Superpoly, DRNM, Kaijus, Evenly Matched

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            If only he had 1 more battle trap set he would have turned that around

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally any generic synchro deck ends on like 50 negates.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My man it sounds like you need to get yourself hooked up with some drytrons, honorable mention also to adamancipators.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adamancipators obviously

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should consider taking the turn skip pill

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Invest in rocks!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just Baronne de fleur. Synchro dragons.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Counter fairies if you're feeling contrarian

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I get rock hard
      You know what to do.

  105. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'm gonna play runescape instead of master duel for the next two months while the meta is shit
    Should I play oldschool or the new one?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The meta won't get better in 2 months so you might as well just try out games you haven't played before instead of getting into that piece of shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No.

  106. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every negate in the game should be once per chain.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a weird thing to want

  107. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally just watched 10 minutes of a youtube video while my SPYRAL opponent does his combo
    ????
    Time limit????

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Master Duel has an egregious amount of unnecessary animations for every single thing that happens, and the timer doesn't go down during them so combos take way longer than they need to even if the person doing them knows exactly what they need to do.
      Every survey I tell Konami to get rid of them but nobody else does so they're still there.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They lost to time about 10 seconds after that post went through kek

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          How? They should have gotten time back when they passed turn. Did they just stop combooing randomly for no reason at all? If you don't stop you don't get punished

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            They didn't pass back turn, I posted that while he was still comboing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Every survey I tell Konami to get rid of them but nobody else does so they're still there.
        Everyone's too busy crying about the meta or maxx c in the surveys instead of asking for things to make the game faster/smoother

  108. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What deck shits on floo the hardest both going first and second?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dilate troony

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zombie world if you can get the field out immediately.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      With the right floodgates and opening hand any of them. Soul drain and then summon limit when they inevitably tribute soul drain off always works in my experience

  109. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based, True Draco is the litmus test of a meta deck, if you can't win against floodgate draco with master peace then your deck can't be considered an all time top tier contender.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've kicked in the teeth of plenty of tear players with floodgate draco without master peace so what the frick are you saying? The same would happen for every meta deck to have ever existed that's the point of the floodgates

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        glad you proved me wrong, true draco is the best deck ever then

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          In a BO1 it's definitely up there. Same thing with numerons which people are still seething about despite them sacrificing objective power for game closing potential

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