Me if I was a Skyrim NPC

Me if I was a Skyrim NPC

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >me if I want to be moronic
    Why

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >could be anything
    >still a furry
    NGMI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to be an elf or an orc dawg

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me if I was a Morrowind NPC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if dwarf elf armor was any good they wouldn't have gone extinct

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just recently played Morrowind and Oblivion. I want to play a TES style game again so the logical next step would be Skyrim, but I fricking HATED playing it when it came out. 10 years later are there any massive overhaul mods that make the quests/story not so utterly shitty and boring to play through?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, but you can just download a bunch of quest mods and play those instead of the main story. I rarely touch Skyrim's main story content in my modded playthroughs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hated skyrim
      ..why. Don't answer that.

      Anyways, mods won't make a significant difference aside from the placebo effect. You might try Requiem overhaul though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why

        1. Graphics were dated even on release
        2. Enemy and ally AI is dogshit
        3. The writing is Bethesda's worst possible level of plot contrivance moronic bullshit (until Fallout 4 anyway) and one of THE central conflicts, the civil war, is laughably stupid
        4. Dragons, which are a huge core part of the combat experience, are shitty to fight
        5. Dumbing down of the Skill system, Bethesda's freakish obsession with "perks" truly manifests itself here after cancerously attaching itself to Oblivion
        6. No spell crafting
        7. Magic in general is awful to use, mysticism is gone again, alchemy is somehow a stealth skill?
        8. Yet again Bethesda hires 5 VAs to voice thousands of characters

        I could go on for like a dozen more but you get the point.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've heard those same things repeated for over 10 years, that's why I told you not to bother lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >8. Yet again Bethesda hires 5 VAs to voice thousands of characters
          I will say it any time anyone mentions anything to do with Voice Acting.

          Voice Acting in RPG's is always, ALWAYS bad idea. It limits the scope of the world and dialogue due to how expansive an RPG SHOULD be.
          AI Voice Overs could be the issue to solving this, but I doubt the industry will be accepting of that anytime soon. Thankfully modders don't seem to have an issue with it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And graphics too. You could do so much with ASCII graphics, but no, we need the world to look real.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >AI Voice Overs could be the issue to solving this
            Those five previously mentioned voice actors hate this one trick

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they sound fricking bad.
            I'd rather the 5 voice actors.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of those complaints apply to Morrowind and Oblivion as well. You'll probably be fine.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All the issues you listed are moddable.
          Skyrim with mods is a masterpiece

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Skyrim is a masterpiece
            Fixed

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Correct tbqh
              Best game eva unironically

              What mod overhauls the way dragon's fight?

              https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/38022/
              First goygle result homie
              I personally like dragon combat so i never tried this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What mod overhauls the way dragon's fight?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > 1. Graphics were dated even on release
          I disagree. I believe Skyrim looks like it should and looks pretty decent for a game from 2011.
          >2. Enemy and ally AI is dogshit
          Really? In what way? Though the ally ai can be irritating because it gets in your way (rarely), but that’s the only complaint I can think of.
          > 3. The writing is Bethesda's worst possible level of plot contrivance moronic bullshit (until Fallout 4 anyway) and one of THE central conflicts, the civil war, is laughably stupid
          Lmao, you really think Skyrim’s writing is any worse than the previous installments? It’s actually probably one of Bethesda’s better written stories. Also, the civil war, while definitely not implemented as well as it could’ve been (I certainly agree with that), it absolutely has both interesting implications and causes.
          > 4. Dragons, which are a huge core part of the combat experience, are shitty to fight
          Hmm, a sentient creature which understands it has the ability to fly makes great use of this ability to conduct battle, I wonder why? I digress though, dragons are actually quite fun to fight and are much more dynamic than the rest of the enemies in the game.
          > 5. Dumbing down of the Skill system, Bethesda's freakish obsession with "perks" truly manifests itself here after cancerously attaching itself to Oblivion
          Very hot take but I think Skyrim has a better skill progression set than Oblivion and Morrowind because it’s more open to creativity.
          >6. No spell crafting
          I totally agree with you here
          >7. Magic in general is awful to use, mysticism is gone again, alchemy is somehow a stealth skill?
          Magic is still pretty fun in my opinion and can absolutely be manipulated in very fun ways. As for alchemy being a stealth skill is probably more of a balance thing (though the game makes it a point that alchemy is more of the tool of the common man than that of a naturally magically inclined individual)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I believe Skyrim looks like it should and looks pretty decent for a game from 2011
            Just no

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Were there better looking open world games around in 2011?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Really? I think the setting is perfectly reflected the graphics of Skyrim. The people, terrain, everything looks exactly how I’d expect a medieval esq world ravaged by war that takes places in a harsh and cold tundra to look like. I didn’t say they were the best graphics in the world, but they did the job perfectly for the setting.
              >They don't act as such, they act as rabid beasts
              Shouts are literally how they speak. They battle with words, and in a way, shouting at you is speaking at you. Of course, they see you lesser than, so they don’t bother actually speaking your tongue except for the few that do.
              >NTA but yes
              Well, to each their own, but personally, there’s no way I’d put Oblivion’s writing above Skyrim’s and I also find more value in Skyrim’s story than Morrowind’s.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a sentient creature which understands
            They don't act as such, they act as rabid beasts
            >Lmao, you really think Skyrim’s writing is any worse than the previous installments?
            NTA but yes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Without extensive mods it is the most painfully forgettable game to have ever achieved success

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's options actually, you can check out: lol, of course not

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try daggerfall

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wandering the lands with your bros selling random shit and snorting moon sugar
    sounds like a good time tbh

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OP is a furry israelite
    Wew

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Khajiits are not israelites tho

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's J'zargo

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me if I was a Skyrim NPC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that guy in school who really likes skull shirts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heh, it's funny because I jacked off while reading his diaries

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me if I was in Skyrim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no manga about exactly this
        It's always just human girls with cat ears on their heads. Japs have no taste.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Angry furry is angry

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no manga about exactly this
          >he doesn't know

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've read it, but it's a silly little comedy with slice of life elements rather than anything else.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Name?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              High School Inari Tamamo-chan!
              Like the other anon said, it's basically just a comedy. No adults can see her all her high school friends can. They pretend not to. That's pretty much the entire manga.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >implying

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm waiting, anon.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Now and Then, Here and There

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >not a manga

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cry about it nerd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you'll never be an 8ft giga chad warrior who comes home every day after killing Elves to your beautiful khajiit wife
      Why even live?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why even live?
        you aren't. you're in hell, which is why you are only shown glimpses of heaven. you're made to suffer on purpose.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate furries but just literally only want khajiit woman to be real, whats wrong with me?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm the same.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hates them
        >Wants to be them
        Typical

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Human male on female anthro isn't furry

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This Black person speaks the truth. Only homosexuals and angry furBlack folk disagree.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        youre approaching the light

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You hate cringy furries and khajiits are not cringe or weird

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Furries is a human subculture filled with with socially maladjusted autists, especially in burgerland, where the social ineptitude mixes really badly with the narcissism-glorifying national culture, resulting in a collective of annoying frickwits that validate each others' personality flaws. What you hate about furries isn't necessarily something to do inherently with furryism, but something about autism and americans that furryism enables. Meanwhile beastmen usually are just slightly more differentiated human subrace. Khajiit let you fetishize arabs and gypsies without having to deal with the baggage that comes with actual IRL associations. There's also a little bit of true xenophilia mixed in with the anthromorphized cat features. Either way, these make-believe creatures themselves aren't make-believe pretenders inside the fiction as long as you can immerse yourself in the setting.

        Alternatively, you can probably agree that some random anti-hero badass with a gun is a cool trope within a story, but if you actually meet IRL some gun-carrying socially mal-adjusted drunkard who acts like an butthole, but thinks he's actually a great guy, you probably have run into an obnoxious sociopath and you will have bad time with him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You need people telling you you're based for fapping to the right kind of furry porn. It's a phase, you'll get over it

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >japanese version says "Khajit welcomes you and the coin in your pocket"
    Fricking localizers

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Me if I was a Skyrim NPC
    for imaginary situations you need to use "were". the correct statement is "Me if I were a Skyrim NPC".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, I'll keep that in mind

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me if i was skyrim

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A fricking pussy? We know.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gay

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