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>meanwhile, at the Ganker apartments . . .

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >meanwhile on the first floor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mario if he home invasion

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BRUUUH this is like the backrooms XD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shortest hotel in Ohio :skullemoji:

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think im in the wrong thread

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who just fell from the top and killed himself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know, but I think he screamed "...NO GAMEEEES" on the way down

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A troony. Who else? Gotta keep the 41%

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont listen to this gay this is a /jumpboyz/ apartment

      Don't go down into the negative floors, I heard it took someone years to escape it.

      do listen to this gay, it takes a crane to get out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Signalis player

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was the Artifact fanbase.
      The whole one of them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There at least a dozen of us.
        This would have never happenend if Valve hadn't screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 202 They do not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This would have never happenend if Valve hadn't screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon's Dogma 2 shills

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHO IS THE butthole THAT KEEPS PISSING OUT THE WINDOW, I CAN'T HANG MY CLOTHES LIKE THIS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      🙂

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does The Seneschal live there?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *sticks ass out the window and lays a good one*

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >meanwhile

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Punishment Infinite Loop thing is honestly one the scariest ones that guy has made.
      Doesn't help that when i was 5 maybe 6, I had a dream within a dream within a dream.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick keeps screaming "UOOOOHHHH dickyYYY" from the window at 3 am everyday ??

    im going to beat your ass when i find you, i want to sleep

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you'll never find me

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the amount of cum in the bottom yard

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Santa Claus

    No thx, I will rather live in prison than this hellhole.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like it, might bring me to socialize

      • 3 weeks ago
        Santa Claus

        You can socialize with your neighbours too if you have a house.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't, I live in an apartment. But I can't bring myself to socialize with any of the neighbours because I don't have much in common with any of them, it's mostly old people.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I hear the same guy press his ass against his wall and farting, I'm going to clog up that shitter with as many bullets as I can fit.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    huh, reminds me of the /misc/ apartments

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here we have console wars instead of race wars

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever keeps leaving smelly shit in the hallways, please continue. Selling these copies of tlou 2 is making me a nice bit of money.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another jumper just passed by my window, you'd think people would realize the pit's bottomless. Tossed a sandwich after the poor frick.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >open window
    >fart for 26 seconds
    >cackle like a mad lad

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Anon open the door, I've got free beer and classic rock CDs!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have The Beatles or Bob Segers?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok do you have supertramp and some alan parsons project? Also what beer? I more of a tea guy personally

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>I'm more of tea guy
        >"Cancel the operation girls, this one only frick boys."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no, the last time I opened that door you struck me in the face with a large trout and stole my wallet! I'm not falling for it again!

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone figured out how to get to the "cloud district". Some fricker above me keeps talking about it.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    help, I can't get out of my apartment

    posting from flat 302

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick used the mushroom cavern on floor 412 to fungal shift all the cum in the complex into chaotic polymorphine?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watching anons from my goon cave...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will go to the goon cave and fumigate it with my flame thrower.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yo I put like three couches in front of the door of 302. Take that you british frick. IT AIN'T A FLAT, IT'S AN APARTMENT

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The resident schizo keeps knocking on my door and asking what's the correct opinion about Dragon's Dogma and FF7 remake someone shut his ass up already. There's also a group of smelly fat dudes in the lobby just saying the word "troony" at each other for some reason

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats me so what is the correct opinion anon, I desire your answer. Whichever answer you say is wrong btw

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I lived in a Ganker apartment, how long would it take until I get stabbed?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's part of your welcome package.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get a cool scar anon it will be cool 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if found to be a 3rd worlder moron that spams buzzword threads for (You)s, almost instantly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      depends on how tight the bussy is

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feels good to live at the top. Only thing that sucks is ease of access to leave. But why would I want to do that anyway haha.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't go down into the negative floors, I heard it took someone years to escape it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pfft, heading down there now, it can't be tha-

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder cum rain starts in 1 hour
    all living from floor 500th and below better close your windows unless you want your room full of various anons spunk from higher floors

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SOMEONE SET FIRE TO THE TISSUE PILE! EVACUATE FLOORS 12 TO 17!

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come there's never any women here?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      plenty of women (men)

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know where is e-girl room at?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At the police department. But they won't let you in unless you show up unarmed, by yourself and write down everything you want to do on a piece of paper. Don't forget to sign it and confirm that you didn't do so under duress.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's on the top floor hahaha...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh that's why there's so many dead bodies in the stairwell.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick keeps leaving fumos in my apartment? There's seven fricking Reimus on my couch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro sell them to the 2hu gays on floor 93 and get a fortune

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The 2hu floor is weird, man. One time they took over the fatgay floor because there was a patchouli there

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's an architect floor?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah and they also do some secret off-floor events on Thursdays
            just find the fillia posters

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they're all on the ground floor
            those girls wouldn't last on the upper floors

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      might have Fumo creature living in your walls, keep it because of

      bro sell them to the 2hu gays on floor 93 and get a fortune

      just remember to leave some food in the corners of your room to make it happy and stay there

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Meanwhile, at the insane asylum..

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHO THE FRICK KEEPS KNOCKING ON MY DOOR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are ya winning, son?

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STOP PUTTING FOODS NEAR MY DOOR, MY ROOM IS NOT A FRICKING ALTAR. NO SUCCUBUS WILL COME OUT FROM THIS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >HEY, put the cola in the slot!

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody wanna hang out and play some games?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker
      >play games
      Pfffahahah....wanna play Sonic Mania together? You can be Sonic!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this guy just wants to get you drunk and clap them cheeks trust me ive been through it 37 times

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >37 times
        He must have some really good games and good booze

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i c u p

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'M GOING TO DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE ON FLOOR 69

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Internet in there must suck ass. Stuck playing single player, physical-only games forever.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I saw a female in floor 78 yesterday, could it be?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon please
      don't be ridiculous

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like another anon lose it again
      which one of you gays started walking around in a dress again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's just Andrew crossdressing again, being stuck in this place for years does things to your mind.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chanfle

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Turn up the max volume
    >Play black parade

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who keeps cumming on my window?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you checked your carbon monoxide monitor lately?

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it would actually be so comfy
    I wouldn't mind to live and play games with you bros

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >say the word "pony"
    >a bunch a papers magically appear on my walls telling me to drink bleach or to slit my throat
    i thought this butthole got evicted already. why is the landlord so useless?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >don't even say it in THAT context
      >it happens anyway
      this shit is like a shitty Chinese chat filter, I heard it some guy had his room flooded with papers because he was arguing with his neighbor about if peach looks better in a ponytail or not

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's too late for you he's coming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, the guys from /po/ interceded in his favor because they use him as an endless source of supply.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just shit on my floor. When does the jannie come by to clean it up for free?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he might take a while to get there
      you know his.... shape

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      janny is too busy jacking off to the fat patchouli poster that somebody hung up in the lobby

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOOOOOOOO TURN ON CNN, FLORIDA IS FRICKING GONE!!

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *WirrrRrrr!*
    ATTENTION ALL RESIDENTS
    FLOORS 620 AND BELOW ARE NOW IN DANGER FROM FLOOR 621'S ACTIONS!
    THEY HAVE INVADED THE AIR VENTS AND PUT THEIR WEIRD TF GAS IN IT!
    PLEASE EVACUATE IF YOU LIVE ON 620 OR LOWER!
    FLOORS 622 AND ABOVE, PLEASE CONTINUE WITH YOUR DAY. THANK YOU.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *WirrrRrrr!*
      ATTENTION ALL RESIDENTS!
      THERE WAS AN UNEXPECTED FLOODING ON FLOOR 486!
      PLEASE BE ADVISED TO AVOID THIS FLOOR UNTIL CLEAN UP.
      THANK YOU AND HAVE A GOOD DAY.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else getting calls at 3am? Some fricker just breathing heavily and saying "vidya butts".

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not my problem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Been doing this all me life and no problems yet. Run it down with hot water and detergent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a gacha player the other day, filthy creatures

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this hell? How come none of you enter my chat room on pictochat

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are antidepressants supposed to do, i just dont feel any empathy and continue drinking alcohol to feel anything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mebbe you gotta switch your antidepressant

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anti depressants don't do shit, get some shrooms.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're meant to frick around with them for years until you "find the right one". they are not meant to cure you of depression. you need consistent dealings with nature, physical activity, and social interactions supplemented with antidepressants for a combined interaction

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey everyone! There is a new game with a cute and funny character. It's name is Oniri-*clatter*

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys, after the "We're All Michael Thornton Cosplay Party" was such a blast last week, we're having a movie night potluck dinner on the 2nd. 'A Very Misc Pot Christmas' won over 'When Harry Met Rehab", so we'll be watching that. RSVP with the dish you're bringing, there will be plenty of cups, plates and serving utensils so don't worry about those. No Indian food allowed.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fricked then killed a troon
    >Carved dubs on his corpse

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AI slop picture
    frick off and pay real artists

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Live on floor 665
    >Keep hearing morons screeching join us on floor 666
    Shut the frick up, I'm not joining your gay satanist cult.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STOP FRICKING KNEELING AT THE DROP OF A HAT TO LITERALLY EVERYTHING YOU SACKS OF LARD, THE FRICKING CEILING IS CONSTANTLY FULL OF DENTS AND HOLES NOW

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ATTENTION ANONS
    DANGEROUS CONTAINMENT BREACH HAS BEEN DETECTED
    A DUTY IS LOOKING FOR VOLOUNTEERS TO HELP US PUSH BACK THE PLAGUE THAT OUR FELLOW HOMEOWNERS ARE EXPOSED TO
    WE ARE EXPECTING HEAVY CASUALTIES, BUT IT OUR DUTY TO MAKE SACRIFICES TODAY FOR BETER TOMMOROW FOR EVERYONE, AS IF NOT STOPED NOW IT MIGHT BE UNSTOPPABLE LATER.
    THE OPERATION WILL CONSIST OF THREE STAGES
    >Phase 1 : Pushing the inavsion back to its source floor, coordinated attacks from both bellow and above floors
    >Phase 2 : Permanently sealing floor 620, 621 and 622,
    >Phase 3 : Creating workaround staircase between lower and upper floors, while censoring and baring windows on contained floors,
    BE THE HERO THE TO/V/ER NEEDS
    APPLY TODAY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off I'm making a fortune here selling doors to the homosexuals in floor 619
      >SELLING DOORS 100% PROTECTION VS RAPE DWARVES 100m or pm offer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Doors to protect against DWARVES
        frick off you door to door scammer

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I keep waking in the morning feeling drained, dehydrated, with a sore penis and my scrotum deflated.

    I'm not finding new/unexplained stains on my sheets, so I'm not peeing myself or having wet dreams. Anyone have a clue what's going on? Is this happening to anyone else?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nothing is happening, you're crazy
      completely unrelated but you should drink more water and eat less processed foods

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only the strong survive in the tower, this shits like the wild west frfr

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If any anon dressed like a girl wants to come over you’re always welcome

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only the strong survive in the tower, this shits like the wild west frfr

      gays get out

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Metzen?

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PAY YOUR FRICKING RENT YOU GODDAMN LAZY NEETS I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO REMIND YOU EVERY MONTH

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    O! O! O! O!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use your neurons dammit. What do you see milk chan?

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ANON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AIEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based and /jumpboyz/pilled

      Man this net thing really is a success. I was having a hard time getting people to watch me play Minecraft but after sealing the exits to my apartment and putting the net out I have caught a bunch of jumpers who can do nothing but watch me grind creepers. This is Epic!

      cringe and anti-jumppilled

      It says my package of dragon dildos was delivered yesterday, but it wasn't at my door. Did one of you guys get it by mistake? If so, please return it to me immediately.

      Your donation of dildo-shaped plastic clubs has been graciously accepted for the /jumpboyz/ crusade for floors 620-622.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Awww, that's cute. Another anon who thinks he's found a way out. 🙂 See you in a few minutes, anon.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CAN I BORROW SOME GAMES BROS
    PLEASE

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man this net thing really is a success. I was having a hard time getting people to watch me play Minecraft but after sealing the exits to my apartment and putting the net out I have caught a bunch of jumpers who can do nothing but watch me grind creepers. This is Epic!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one of my house slaves recently jumped from my window on the 523rd floor. if you caught anybody wearing a green bow tied around his wiener could you please return him. i was making him play halo 2 legendary with me and i just can't finish it without him.
      i'd greatly appreciate it 😀

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >coughs loudly

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It says my package of dragon dildos was delivered yesterday, but it wasn't at my door. Did one of you guys get it by mistake? If so, please return it to me immediately.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you want those back, anon...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I paid good money for those and I want them back. Now.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone wanna LAN modded 250x250 battlefront 2?

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaap*

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Power outages are getting more frequent. What are the moderators up to?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry that’s been me, Anon. I’ve been testing my Anti-Mass Spectrometer in preparation for a sample arriving soon. Just ignore the outages, everything is fine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hear that the advertisers are not happy with all the shitposts and have been pulling funding....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Found the sex room.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm scrolling up

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard the Jannies finally found the vidya butts guy on floor 349, I'd get out if I were you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek, do the jannies still fall for this?
      Last time someone gave them a hint someone locked the only functioning elevator on top floor.
      I heard one of the jannies say the had to cancel their Liposuction appointment

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Woke up two days ago
    >A note under the door written in ink and not the usual blood feces mix
    >”this is what you get for thinking silent hill 4 is pretty good”
    >Wake up a day ago
    >pile of furniture in front of my door blocking my leaving
    >tap in morse code to neighbour
    >he tried to remove it but can’t
    >today
    >door just gone
    >not even blocked or boarded up or anything just straight up there is no doorway
    >paint isn’t even noticeably different where the door would have been
    >there’s a second note under my window
    >it just says (you)

    Im not gonna say sorry. My opinion is the right one.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember those good ol’ days when the apartment was new? Not me. When I came here, the apartment was already a dingy fricking place.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder if the Ganker mansion is still in here somewhere.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm afraid it's been entirely renovated into the apartment building we have now.

        At least my magic can create a demiplane so my own home can be a bit mansion-like but you'd have to become a 30 year old virgin to know how to do that shit.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shitter on floor 1197 clogged again

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that all windows are painted on in the Ganker Apartments building. Anyone making claims of pissing/shitting/jizzing/etc out a window has actually been projectile-spraying their waste fluids at walls and given that we're talking about Ganker, I AM including semen as "waste". All "jumper suicides" are just hallucinations induced from smashing their heads against the "windows", hence why they don't actually die or leave.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody tell this schizo that he's the only one in a painted room with no doors or windows

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's not the only one, that's just how things are on floor 731.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    583 rooms
    only one mattress.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The jannies took my roommate away on a "3 day vacation".... that was a month ago and he never came back. I'm scared, bros...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen that new guy around here, Nona? He looks an awful lot like your roommate, but with a very large mustache. Just a weird thought, haha.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any other apartments you visit, Gankerellas?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They’re all just as depressing as this one, so why even bother?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried to visit the /misc/ apartments but the whole place is always glowing incredibly brightly for some reason. I couldn't stomach even actually going in.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Ganker tower is pretty interesting. When I went, I was surprised to find lots of girls there, wearing pastel colors and everything! But they were obsessed with Linux and kept cursing under their breath about "Pajeetsoft", and I gotta be honest - they were all pretty homely girls.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I went to visit a friend on the Ganker villa once but as soon as I entered the premises there was two anons breaking chairs by hitting each with it in their backs and smoking cigarrettes, the femboy floor back in the Ganker building wasn't as gay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the /trash/ apartments reek even worse than the Ganker ones somehow

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        depends on what level you're on
        some threads have better quality than the rest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Ganker retreat was interesting but I found it weird how everyone just stayed inside the whole time.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and the gay is out

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, I think the cum biomass in the basement ate my fricking cat. Somebody should put an end to this thing before it hurts someone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heard the jannies sent a swat team in to kill it and they never came back.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeesh. You couldn't get me to risk my life like that even if you paid me TWICE what they currently make.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, we've started work on a second cum biomass in the hopes that the two will kill each other over territorial disputes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ever thought that the second one may combine with the first one and instead of two biomasses, you get one huge one?

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >been some weird smell hanging about my floor for a few days
    >find out there's a two week long smash tournament going on two floors above me
    im gonna die

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was thinking about applying for the janitor position here. Thoughts? Anyone know what the pay is? The guy I talked to worded around it when I asked..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't do it. It's not worth it, anon...

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't go into apartment 1408. Some really REALLY gay stuff happened in there and now little ghost girls explode into dust when you try to hug them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about 1488? A lot of people speak HIGHLy of it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Went there once and it was just a bunch of feminine boys in oversized sweaters and no pants playing hearts of iron and the one that opened the door asked me if I was the pizza guy and when I said no he shut the door

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >on the way to the room
    >hear strange noise from room 1500
    >"make us whole again"
    OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU BROUGHT MARKER TO THE APARTMENT ?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry that was me, I took it there because there's a tyranid infestation on floor 400 and I wanted to see them fight

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where da fuq da skribbl lobby at

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are these apartments segregated? I mean, gated? I mean, are there poor people nearby?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, they're cordoned off all the way in the /b/ Apartments. You know, that one Ganker tower that's in the Reddit District for someone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *for some REASON
        Frick you autocorrect

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Phoneposting
          We don't take kindly to your kind around here, boy! Maybe you should take a trip back to the Reddit district, be with your own kind.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I will phonepost.

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's this candlejack guy and why does he ke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haha nice try gay, my roomate mentioned candlejack yesterday and the grey fricker is still he

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We all know what happened. I understand that coming clean can be tough, theres no hard feelings, but we do need to discuss this and deal with the issue you caused. Who left the spicy hipster hot sauces in the Melty Blood section?

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Guy in the apartment next to mine has been blasting the same song on repeat for 48 hours.
    Song in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-ZNXwWIHI0

    I'm pretty sure 90% of the jumpers from the last 2 days were from my floor. If the jannies don't come over and shut him up, I'm going to have to bash his door down, kill him and then myself.

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ALRIGHT
    WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER! PISSED ON THE SEAT!

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone heard from that anon who went down to play the Polybius machine in the abandoned crappy game room behind the (alarmingly underused) laundry room? It's been months now. Maybe I should go down and give the game a shot to see what the fuss is about.

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >practicing my clarinet all day and night
    i am like squidward

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else forgotten how they even got here? Like as far as I can remember I’ve literally always lived in the same apartment but that’s not possible, right?

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone here have the Net Terminal genes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      check the cum pool it's gotta be in there somewhere

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We really gotta come up with a better name for the cum pool, it’s not even pool-sized and I don’t think it ever was

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, just travel some 5 million km to what is locally "up". The elevators are out of order so you will have to use the stairs. Beware floors 81, 404, 621 and a bunch of others I can't remember at the moment.

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I found another dead mailman. Who the frick keeps cutting the lifelines?

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Opens apartment window facing center of tower
    Aaaaaahhh, what a beautiful day! Time to be productive!
    >Shits, pisses and cums out window
    Well, time to complain about video games online again!
    >Closes window

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of fricking madman does it in that order?

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For those wanting some nice peace and quiet, come into floor 15 and look between the crack for a key that leads to my room. We'll play some smash

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this building has been expanding for decades. I don't even remember how I got here. Where is the food coming from? Where is the power coming from?

    Hello?

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember to not shoot to this fricking thing again you morons, i almost fell to the sky last time...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And don't pour spring water on it either, anons. That fricking works too for some reason.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's fricking real

        What the actual FRICK

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened the first floor and second floor?
    also penultimate floor and last floor?

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    saged.

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >VRgay roaming the halls of my floor
    >point him in the direction of the stairs
    absolutely devilish

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which one of you Black folk is playing JRPG opening themes on floor 471/472? Turn it the frick up to max, I can barely hear Song 4 U

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HAHA POOP FART CUM XDDD

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHH

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who ordered a large stack of cheese pizza?

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get reassigned to unit 408
    >the previous guy wafflestomped my shower before moving out
    FRICK YOU

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna stop by the 711, you guys want anything?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pick up some live animals on the way, I owe a favor to this one guy in the /x/ zone and I don't want him to do some gay ritual on me because all the succubi are busy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lemons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But anon, lemons are sold on floor 714

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sold on floor 714
          wat

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon the answer is right there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get me a pallet of Lays BBQ chips. I can pay you in arcade prize winnings.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell that one wagie working there to stop perving on my sister
      You know the one

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh guys, who the frick is that floating down to the bottom floor and why is there a giant robot following him?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >giant robot is red and white
      Probably a Redditor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh n- OH HEY FRICK YEAH LOOK UP IN THE SKY(?) HOLY SHIT

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I entered this one dude's apartment, and now I'm in this weird schizo castle tnat doesn't seem to have an end.
    Please help, I've been living off of random pink flowers for days. I've genocided several towns in my effort to return home.
    I don't even think I remember what number the apartment was... something like Room 3313 or whatever...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, no, you're fricked
      the best thing you can do now is try and destroy the core

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't go into the basement at midnight, worst mistake of my life

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Close that door, me and anon are havingg the best anal sex here

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain to me why their is apparently only women in Floor 63?
    I've checked the cameras on the elevator, and there are females constantly fingering each other.
    I'm pretty sure i even saw a man there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon...
      they're all men...

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have set 500kg of explosives on floor 34
    To defuse them and survive you need to stop jacking off for 5 minutes and input "1111"

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >group of anons managed to organize yet another effort to try and clear the great trash plug again
    always gotta laugh at the hubris
    Theyll get a few feet down and give up just like last time, and the time before that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they should count their lucky stars they haven't reached the /trash/ depths

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, I have a feeling certain anons may be more than wekcome enough there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ...do you think I could nail one of them in the head with my toaster from floor 256?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf is floor 0, take your meds

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHICH FLOOR ARE THE FEMBOYS ON??

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're locked up in the basement.

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >try to leave my apartment this morning
    >too sleepy to notice someone built a teleporter in front of my door
    >get sucked into a locked storage closet on an unknown floor
    >there are already 3 other people in here with me and more continue to arrive
    PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME I THINK SOMEONE SHIT THEMSELVES IN HERE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soon there will be enough and the games will start. Start praying.

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since asiaticmoot removed the population count, I can't tell how many of you are the same person owning multiple rooms

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something's not right as of late, bros. I keep seeing someone who looks just like me multiple times per floor. This never happened before I used to be able to count how many people there were but now it's just... all me, despite the fact that it's clearly not me.
    The frick's going on? Does anyone that's not pretending to be me know? Where's the residents counter? How many residents are with us? And are those residents evil?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something's not right as of late, bros. I keep seeing someone who looks just like me multiple times per floor. This never happened before I used to be able to count how many people there were but now it's just... all me, despite the fact that it's clearly not me.
      The frick's going on? Does anyone that's not pretending to be me know? Where's the residents counter? How many residents are with us? And are those residents evil?

      Go to the sketchy pharmacy on floor 333 and get a double dose of Fluphenazine for your schizophrenia.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not schizophrenia anon. I may have unwillingly brought back something from the /x/ woods and now it's multiplying.
        I even saw one today an this floor saying exactly what I said.

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something's not right as of late, bros. I keep seeing someone who looks just like me multiple times per floor. This never happened before I used to be able to count how many people there were but now it's just... all me, despite the fact that it's clearly not me.
    The frick's going on? Does anyone that's not pretending to be me know? Where's the residents counter? How many residents are with us? And are those residents evil?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not schizophrenia anon. I may have unwillingly brought back something from the /x/ woods and now it's multiplying.
      I even saw one today an this floor saying exactly what I said.

      oh cool, we can blankpost again?
      someone expain how to

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *January 2021.
    Sorry, just a little drunk after the wake of our fallen comrade.

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, who the frick assigned me to the DBHispanic immigrants from Ganker? Their discussion is typically only tangentially vidya related, and the rest is a whole other language I refuse to properly undertand. If I heard another "Shartku", "YABBA DABBA DOO", "Bejitabros", "SLUUUUUUURP", "My HEROES", or "JIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIREN", I think I'm gonna blow my fricking brains out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >TARDku fans getting uppity again the moment they enter the presence of true GODren scholars
      KNEEL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm afraid you're just going to have to deal with them. they've invaded practically every board since the administration can't keep them under control. i told the higher-ups we shoud've tightened some immigration laws, but they never listened, of course

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker apartments
    >in africa

    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, that's just detroit

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whos playing Silent Hill OST at 3am?
    I cant sleep man, frick off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THEY SUMMONED THE INCUBUS IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM LOCK YOUR FRICKING DOOR AND GRAB A RADIO

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STOP FAPPING DOWN THE HOLE!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why? There's only zombies and the biomasses that hunt them down there. Nothing to worry about.

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF FLOORS 1350 TO 2640
    WE ARE PERFORMING AN UNSCHEDULED WASTE REROUTING THROUGH YOUR FLOORS
    PLEASE REMAIN INDOORS UNTIL THE SEWAGE HAS DRAINED FULLY FROM ALL HALLS, STAIRWELLS AND SKYBRIDGES. ELEVATOR SERVICE THROUGH THE AFFECTED SECTORS HAS BEEN SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >starts fire on the first floor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's always that one guy, blissfully unaware that trying to start a fire here for the lulz results in the fire extinguishers activating and raining down poop and sewage onto the floor in large amounts in order to put it out.

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wonder why all Gankerapartment anons meme about not being able to leave
    >the door is right there, it's open
    >take a peek outside
    >see this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oops, sorry, that's my pet. They have a strict "no pet or eldritch abomination" policy. Go on and pet her, she won't bite. Sure as hell more safe than a shitbull.

  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys, tower janitor here. Please stop pissing and throwing trash everywhere. Piss in the toilet and throw trash in the trash can.
    Remember, I’m just doing volunteer work. I don’t get paid to do this. I just like to see this place clean, and you guys disgust me sometimes.
    Thank you for your attention.

  133. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My apologies to anyone out in the courtyard who I might’ve killed just now. The PS5 I ordered a few years ago finally arrived on my floor, and I got so mad when I found out it has no games that I threw it right out the window.

  134. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hello, sex?

  135. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is there some black man in a suit with the largest afro I've ever seen refusing to allow people in to the rooftop pool?
    I just want to swim...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pool's closed because of AIDS.

      Sorry.

  136. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can almost see the top...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Santa Claus

      I would probably go insane if I had to live there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is what all architecture would look like if NEETs were in charge

  137. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else thinks it's weird, since /vg/ left all the top floors are predominantly inherited by reddit?
    I heard they never paid rent either

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are wizards. Thirty year old virgins who now has the magic needed to come and go at will, and so they all congregate at the top floors because they're the only ones who can easily get to any floor at all.

  138. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone ever find the new wormholes to the upper floors? Haven't been able to go to floor 1.42025371E+159 in ages...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno. I'm a wizard so I teleport to them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  139. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the hell are you doing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm taking a piss

  140. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ey who's bird is this? Motherfricker keeps showing up at my window every morning.
    these are still easily my favourite threads on Ganker

  141. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone catch this homosexual already I'm sick of him hookshotting up to his floor every day

  142. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone ever find the gondola room after reality shifted?

  143. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NIGGGERRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr…..

  144. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is so fricking bad at these threads. not surprising considering you all steal everything and try to adapt it to fit videogames. what a bunch of miserable homosexuals

  145. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moved down to floor 76 after the gas attack from my upstairs neighbor yesterday.
    My new neighbor is this guy called Todd, but he keeps trying to sell me the same game again and again. This is the fourth time today. I'm not fricking buying your shit, Todd.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks Todd's asking
      Anon, just buy a copy. You don't want to face the wrath of the Bethesda Cremation Club.

  146. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ATTENTION ALL BAJORAN RESIDENTS. ANY RESIDENT CAUGHT PROMOTING OR OTHERWISE ENDORSING ASUKA WILL BE SUMMARILY EXECUTED.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The cardassians would have preferred asuka tbqh

  147. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any of you guys want some pizza?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is that sauce

  148. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
      THE SPELL WORKED

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
      THE SPELL WORKED

      *undoes your fire and makes all the apartments honey as an unintended consequence*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't it be kotaku for gamer news?

  149. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird seeing this picture whenever threads like this pop up. This building is in my city, it's completely derelict but people still live there. A lot of people have jumped off it, it seems to be a pretty common suicide spot. Makes me sad to think about.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So it's derelict but full of junkies/homeless? Sounds like it would be nightmare fuel exploring it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it was a real photo of Ganker apartments all along

  150. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying to chill at the bottom, stop trying half-smoked joints down there.

    Actually, don't stop haha.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      throwing*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon if anything it seems you are the one "trying half-smoked joints"

  151. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >living in a c*ty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  152. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm finally at the top floor building and having this urge to __ this girl.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >top floor
      no such thing. try looking up next time you're on the 'roof', there's just more tower

  153. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys who's this kid? He keeps forcing me to beat the shit out of his pets. He just won't take no for an answer... And he keeps talking to me about shorts.
    what has happened to jannies? This thread is still up and the Ganker thread from yesterday was allowed to archive after bump limit.

  154. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, did those Jerseyheads finally burn out? Haven't heard from them in a while.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got evicted from floor 88 because of these chumps, just because I had a very regular King-Brand jersey visible from my window... But why did they make me move to floor 888? this shit is just gonna happen again!!

  155. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sleeping in a comfy bed
    >suddenly hear a fart downstairs
    >go investigate

    >not a single soul around
    >shit's been going on for a week already

    whoever you are just know that I set up cameras with night vision
    You will get yourself caught
    and god be my witness it's better that you are not a sexy ninja in a latex suit

  156. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get bored
    >go to the bathroom and keep flushing the toilet for hours

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you, I thought that was some kind of half-life glitch happening in real life

  157. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >maintenance just finished extracting a 20-ton cum blockage from the plumbing
    This is the smallest one we've had in years, glad to see those PSAs paying off!1

  158. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish this was the only style prisons are allowed to be built in.

  159. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huh. I don't remember seeing the actual floor in this image before.

  160. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >farts

  161. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I see a jumper

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry anon the novelty wears off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw I see Jupiter

  162. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey everyone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go frick yourself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Out the window you go

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  163. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which /vg/ floor has the foulest stench?

  164. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys when do I reach the top? I'm at floor 46728 and it still keeps going. Shits getting weird the further I go up...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >top
      lol
      look up and tell me what you see when you get to the roof of floor 65536

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well you've got a while to go still...
      8.52105258E+202 is the highest I've gotten using wormholes

  165. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey I found a drawing of what tower looked like when it was being built
    Can you believe it used to be that small?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anons were smaller in those days

  166. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >meanwhile on the pajeet floor
    GOOD MARNING SARS PLZ AM ENJOYING BIRTHDAY CAKE

  167. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey anons I heard there this place called Elysium on the roof of the building. I'm gonna go there who wants come with me?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've got this weird coilknife thing from a guy, if this place has iron in it we could climb it easily

  168. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nearby mcdonalds burned down

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >local waffle house was attacked by a PMC
      >the PMC got wiped out

  169. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peenor

  170. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys on floor 2992 could you please shut up I'm trying to sleep

  171. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick the janitors! *takes a smelly morning beer dump on the floor*

  172. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JANNIES IF YOU MOVE MY DELIVERIES ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO SHIT DOWN YOUR Black person THROAT
    ILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU NEVER TOOK THIS PART TIME JOB FOR NO COMPENSATION IN THIS RUN DOWN Black person

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