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>meanwhile in Gotham Ganker
If I found myself in Gotham, I would do everything I could to get the fuck out of Gotham. Head to a nice safe place like Metropolis or something.
>live in metropolis
>big guy also has a no kill rule
>faces much bigger dangers than the bat autist
>battles regularly level city blocks if not most of the city
>if he's off saving a galaxy or his wife is in danger at the same time you are, you're fucked
>big guy also works for fake news media corp with a pozzed outlook that he also wageslaves pro israeli propaganda for
>with all the super tech highways or whatever the fuck it's also probably super expensive to live
It's slightly better than Gotham but I'm staying well the fuck away
There are some versions of Supes who do not have the "no kill" rule.
The idea that a single American city is livable when nobody is allowed kill criminals is hilarious.
IT'S DA FREAKIN BAT!!
IT'S DA BAT
Why doesn't the police simly shoot Joker, Twoface, Penguin, Riddler, Scarecrow etc? They are normal middle aged dudes with no super powers
But the number of dead would decrease drastically
But if you kill two killers it starts going down
Killing and murder are two different things entirely.
Killing is fine if it saves lives. If you eat meat you can't refute this.
But that's objectively untrue, what if I kill 4 killers? If I hadn't killed before that, there used to be 4 killers involved here and now there's one. If I was already a killer, there used to be 5 killers and now there's one. Just feed all the killers to one designated killer and the number of killers will constantly trend down towards one.
Because they're white.
That happens in the same reality the PS5 has games
>POV: You didn't apologize for ripping one
Still the coolest Batman fight scene in cinema, and I will not hear any shit tier opinions to the contrary.
Literally the only thing I remember from that shit ass meme movie
Speaking of movies why hasn't DCU made a live action dark knight returns movie or a die hard-esque arkham asylum film? Do they just hate money?
>a die hard-esque arkham asylum film?
iirc, that was literally what the Ben Affleck directed solo Batman movie was supposed to be, with Deathstroke as the main villain.
The Batman with Edward Cullen was whatever, but I really wish we could've seen Affleck's.
>nolans batman was really nice, except for the last movie
>we hire affleck as batman, which actually is pretty good
>yeah let's make another batman movie, but this time with twilllight boi
>on the meantime jared Leto is the joker, but only once
I mean why is the DCU so weird? They could just do fucking Batman of the future with Edward, he would even fit perfectly.
>Batman of the future with Edward
That's an incredible fucking idea I'm mad I didn't think about it before.
Or even WB.
He could be an excelent Terry.
He even has the fucking stature for him. It would have been fucking great.
Holy shit I forgot that even existed, I fell asleep while I was watching it
Felt flabbergasted they took a simple concept like batman and made it so boring
>why hasn't DCU made a live action dark knight returns movie
Frank Miller is too based for modern capeshit
imagine if batman banged supermans mom
is there a reason why he isn't following the no kill rule?
No joke I once ripped one and Catwoman gagged from her hiding spot
She got away but I was given a bonus anyway, shame she came back later when I wasn't working so she did steal some shit
Founder's Island worst island tbh.
I hate modern buildings.
Also, another opportunity to criticize Arkham Knight for not having an Art Deco Downtown, at least as a landscape. Otherwise great game doe.
what's with the insane uptick in arkham posting over the last few weeks?
Shitty superhero game that was released recently made anons reminisce over good superhero game
>Shitty superhero game
also I'm not implying anything but there are way too many posts for it to be ''just reminiscing'' imho
If you notice the insane uptick of arkham threads in the catalog you should already know soider-man 2 just came out
oh right, that just happened!
Probably Spiderman 2. Batmans were the gold standard for vidya capeshit, so they naturally come up
I thought the underage console-warring moviegame lovers liked spideyman + nigman, that's why I didn't think to associate it with each other
Because, frankly, DC was always the CINEMA of capeshit.
DChads must always put Marvelsisters in their place.
The end of capeshit era was fucking histerical.
>DC spits on the whole "cinematic univers" idea with standalon Joker
>it's inspired by Martin Scorsese who publically stated Avengers trash aren't real movies
>it fucking domiantes eveyr award show possible, while Marvel's dozens of films failed to get anything outside of 1 BLM award for Black Panther
>makes a billion dollars no problem
>and then Corona shuts everything down, with it being the last major cape movie to hit theaters
Almost a decade of Marevel's cultural lead on DC suddenly fucking disappears right before the finish line as the turtle jumps in front of the rabbit
>I wouldn't say a single word to him. I would have listened to what the joker had to say. and that's what no one did
Batman wouldn't survive a week in Brazil.
Gotham is easy mode without all those electric mutants and super drug dealers.
What was the point of this? Just a dumb publicity stunt? Did they really think people would fall for it?
hwy does a glove have fingernails
/misc/ schizos can't shut the fuck up about Batman's real identity is Bruce Wayne for 5 seconds
Based fascist billionaire elite class putting on a suit to personally beat up the prole underclass and they deserve it.
MASTER BRUCE, I IMPLORE YOU
YOU MUST GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF
JOKER IS ABOUT TO SAY THE N-WORD
HE MUST BE STOPPED
I dunno about you guys but this Jokeman or whatever he’s called, talking about how we live in a socety. Suddenly its all starting to make sense…
Shut up Goon.
Penguin pays us in fish
Mr. Freeze makes me cold
Poison Ivy makes my dick hard and balls blue everyday
What other villain would pay good for a few years of work
I've replaced all the urinals with models based on Joker's face. Soon everyone will have a Pavlovian need to pee in the Joker's mouth. Is he robbing a bank? Going to get pissed in? Holding someone hostage? Golden showers. Held in Arkham? You know what will happen.
And now with Joker dealt with, it's time to ask: Which Arkham game is the best?
I have never played a batman game before where do I start?
You could and probably should just do them in order.
>Asylum, City, Origins, Knight.
I'd be curious how they all fare compared to the more modern Spiderman games. Probably not amazing.
>I'd be curious how they all fare compared to the more modern Spiderman games.
Modern spiderman games literally just copy pasted Arkham combat but with none of the weight so it feels unsatisfying.
How do we feel about Man?
Joke hard r
I am playing Arkham Origins for some reason I find it fun, like I had fun with Arkham Asylum and Arkham City. But I've now tried to play Arkham Knight 4 times but I always stop the game around the same area because it feels extremely boarding
Knight is the toughest one to beat, not because it is hard, but because it is tiring.
Try to embody the aesthetics of the game (in this regard, the best of the franchise bar some mistakes). You'll be able to immerse yourself unto the game, thus making it easier to beat.
Surprinslgy, to me, Origins has the best replayability of them all. It's always fun to beat the game here and now.
>t. platted all the fucking Arkham games both on steam and PS, including Origins Blackgate, except Arkham VR.
Shall we gather for whisky and cigars tonight?
>Just saw a Zorro movie and drank a bunch of coke
>Gotta piss real bad
>Decide to dip into the alley
>Suddenly some rich fucks and their dumb kid head in
>Try to ignore them
>They're suddenly mugged
>Parents shot, leaving the kid
>I turn when I hear the gunshots out of shock
>End up pissing on the kid
>Years later for whatever reason Batman keeps pelting my car with batarangs
The fuck's up with that?
is bane physique achievable natty?
Sefton changed the Superman game to a shit IP like Suicide Squad because he saw what his company (and the AAA industry as a whole) was becoming and wanted to save Superman fans the pain of being given a terrible woke embarrassment of a game. This is the headcanon copium I choose to breathe. Imagine Lois Lane made by 2020's western devs.
He's woke himself, or at least that's how he presents himself on twitter.
He allowed stuff like this in 2011, so idk.
But its 2023 now.
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