MH: Wilds

Save us Wilds. Make Melee the superior choice again. Have gunning take even longer with much less damage.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did Iceborne's look like?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the same, every MH except that old gunners at least needed a modicum of skill for being sluggish.
      I think the moment a gunner joins everyone else's dps drops at the same time as well

      when they fix the fricking raw vs elemental damage we can talk about nerfing ranged, otherwise piss off.

      they fixed this in SB?!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OId HBG hame run bullshit was totally brainless.
        I think the main difference is that gunners used to be made out of tissue paper to compensate, whereas every moveset is now so overcrowded with i-frame options that there's no meaningful difference in survivability.

        >Have gunning take even longer with much less damage.
        Here's a thought. If gunning is objectively not fun, if it sucks to play as a gunner, wouldn't it make sense for guns to have the highest DPS of all weapons so that players have to endure as little shitty gameplay as possible?, In what way would doing the opposite make any sense?

        No that's fricking stupid. If being optimal isn't fun, that's a fundamental flaw with the game design. No game should ever be incentivizing players to have no fun.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fix the hit boxes first.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when they fix the fricking raw vs elemental damage we can talk about nerfing ranged, otherwise piss off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NTA, but elemental damage will always suck because it objectively does NOTHING. It's just the game telling you "Oh, wow you sure did red-colored damage!" by showing you an on-hit fire visual effect. It's not interesting. Its not engaging. It's having to craft a weapon for every element, yet they all feel the same to use. At least status feel decent and can be built around beyond making the number go higher.
      Some day Capcom will realize that the only way to make elements good is to have each do unique things, cause mini-status effects and even give weapons new moves. But that day may still be like 20 years away.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whne I'm talking about the elemental damage vs raw I'm not talking the inflicted damage, I'm talking the received damage and the "supposed" bonuses that gunner armors have, every damage received damage regardless of the source is raw making gunner armors "bonusless"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's an excuse to force you craft more stuff, and the tradeoff should be that you're specializing for certain monsters instead of having the flexibility to handle any of them. That's valuable. It adds to the preparation phase of the gameplay that is (or was) an important part of Monster Hunter: doing your prepwork and planning ahead of time for the opponent.

        Also it's stupid to make dozens of greatsword models and upgrade trees that literally no one with a brain will ever use.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >at least status feels decent
        Status sucks dicks
        >I paralyze the enemy to get some free hits to make up for the time I did less damage
        >poison, situational damage boost
        >sleep, now I can do double damage once but the only weapon to make use of it is the worst to use status on
        it all boils down to damage boosting, its was just less noticeable before we got damage numbers
        If blights were a thing on weapons everyone would use water

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Status was useful in multiplayer before they added the dumb "monsters scale with number of people" mechanic. The game needs to go back to online monsters being balanced for 4 people

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread
      Also only morons care about weapon rankings in mh.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They did fix that in subreak.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I need to have the highest defense AND damage otherwise I will cry on Ganker!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have gunning take even longer with much less damage.
    Here's a thought. If gunning is objectively not fun, if it sucks to play as a gunner, wouldn't it make sense for guns to have the highest DPS of all weapons so that players have to endure as little shitty gameplay as possible?, In what way would doing the opposite make any sense?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will play guns and I will continue to ignore most of the gameplay, MH is all about the grind and guns are the best at that

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh dps
    >muh meta
    Who the frick cares? Just have fun hunting monsters you autistic dumbass.
    It's not a competitive fricking game and speedhunting has separate categories for weapons anyways.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Just have fun hunting monsters you autistic dumbass.
      I wish Hammer was still fun in Rise.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry but I didn't see any mid air spinning.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That looks fricking awful.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ive hardly seen anything from rise beyond fingerless glove meter tier bullshit from that stupid tower defense mode but holy shit does that map look ugly.
          remove any UI or HUD elements and you could claim its a PS2 map

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rise is literally the first MonHun where I've had fun with the Hammer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ??

        Hammer in Risebreak is fun as frick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing rise:sb got wrong with hammer was leaving golfswing in the dust.
        Spinning bludgeon is actually good and fun to use since it leads to big bang finisher, strength and courage are both very fun, and they even nerfed impact crater so it's not over centralizing like it was in base rise.
        This might be the best version of hammer.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It won't matter when you can just swap on the fly

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just main all weapons and stop crying

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best way to play MH

      Except the Hunting Horn, that weapon is gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      B-but I want Hammer to be KING like it was in FU and 3U....Guns shouldn't be better at KOing than the weapon built to KO.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Other than LBG and HBG 99% of players don't even have the skill to play optimally enough for this chart to matter.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Hunting Horn in a bad spot? Why's it constantly at the bottom of the list on DPS? Is it the Attack up (L) buff or just the weapons motion values being slow?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a support weapon, its per design the weakest
      Its also on the bottom of every popularity least because of it together with Lance and GL

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DPS tierlist
    Who are you people and why are you pretending to be MH fans?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how GS is always the king of melee weapons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >always
      wasnt long sword the highest dps melee weapon if not highest dps weapon at all for a pretty long time? or was it just popularity and im getting things confused?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are ranged weapons even in this franchise?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's supposed to be a group of 4 people hunting and 1-2 of them can stay in the back shooting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rule of cool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      girlfriend weapons

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is gunlance that bad? few times I tried it it seems to deal big dick damage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you do big damage every 30s while something like GS does big damage every 10s.
      The argument used to be GL and LA are super safe, but with everyone having iframe, counters and quick movement options this isn't quite fair anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damage falls off because the shelling doesn't scale as a trade off for not needing good hitzones.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A bad weapon is a boring weapon, and gunlance is really fricking fun, so no, it's not bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why does it matter how it ranks in speedruns? you have a bare minimum of 15 minutes to kill a monster, every weapon can kill any monster in under 5

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think people would like if their explosion did 12,000 damage like a charged swing from a GS can do.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Normal shells should do 200 per, minimum

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Switching weapons mid hunt is going to be a nightmare. Shitters that play slow weapons like Shitlance or Horn are going to end up carrying a real weapon in the hub so the host thinks they're being serious, then end up switching to their shit tier weapons once the hunt gets going so they can avoid getting kicked. This might be the first MH I skip if I can't see both weapons in the hub before departure

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmeh
      Communicate with people if you're going to have a problem with their decisions you antisocial frick. If you think everyone is going to coincidentally do what you want them to do like they can read your fricking mind and then get pissed at them for not being telepathic you're sincerely autistic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, if you're playing multiplayer, it's an unwritten role that you don't bring a slow, shitty weapon out of consideration for the time of the other hunters who take the game seriously. If you want to take 40 minutes to hunt a Rathian with your shitlance, do it on your own time *SOLO*. Otherwise, prepare to be kicked if you waltz into a lobby like that. It's something the majority of the community is in agreement on. No TeLEpaThY involved, my moron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >No
          So you have chosen autism.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kicked!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >but but but you didn't obey the unwritten rule!
              >why is it unwritten?
              >IT JUST IS! REEEEEEEEEEEE

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's your weapon, anon? Why are you so upset that the entire MH playerbase thinks you're a lower class citizen? Barely human? I bet you play shitlance. Shitlance players always have a conniption when they're called out. I hate you. And I bet everyone else ITT hates seeing you in a lobby too.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh so NOW you understand the value of communicating and asking questions? But only in threads like this. In the actual game you act like a pussy little mouse with no mouth. If the weapons other people bring are a huge problem for you then the responsibility of making sure they're bringing the right weapons falls on YOU. You're the one at fault if you're allowing them to go on a hunt with you using weapons you don't like.

                There's no unwritten rule. It's your rule. YOU enforce it. Don't act like such a pussy by expecting them to do what you want when you can't even talk to them you little b***h.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Here, I'll talk to you directly, homosexual.

                It is an unwritten rule
                It is an unwritten rule
                It is an unwritten rule you fricking Black person
                Normal MH players cultivate the weapons of their teammates all the time. It's a normal thing we do. The onus of using the right weapon falls on you, the joiner, not the host. But I certainly make sure to kick you shitlance players whenever I see you. I also add you to my Steam friends so I can frick with you until you block me, just so you learn an extra lesson. Sometimes I'll look for personal info in your profile so I can call your mother so she can tell you to stop playing shitlance.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't obey unwritten rules. If you don't care enough to write it down then it doesn't even matter to you, let alone me.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Keep bringing your shitlance, you'll keep being kicked. Better clean up your Steam profile if you end up trying it with me one day, btw.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your autism will never convince anyone to do what you want. As someone mentioned before you're the reason you're playing with random players. Nobody who spends any time around you can stand you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you got kicked from your regular group by a gunlance player and that's why you're playing with randos isn't it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Normal people don't need a reason to hate shitlance, it taking up a gunner or GS slot so it can hide behind its shield and do 30 damage every 5 seconds in between sheathing so it can keep up with the monster is reason enough to despise it and its users

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no, you didn't answer the question, i want to hear what happened that made you like this

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's my answer, now choose a better weapon and frick off

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                then i will assume i was right

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What? I'm using a ranged weapon an am a DPSgod and I couldn't care less what other hunters are using. As long as they don't cart it really doesn't matter. Big bonks are based and are fun to play, let people have fun.
          It sounds to me like you have a massive skill issue and want other better players to carry you. Git gud gay.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you're in a fight and the other player isn't great but it still takes 40 minutes you know what that means right? It means you're shit too unless they straight up used all the carts and caused the quest to fail. Length of the hunt means your damage output is shit as well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who the absolute frick gives a shit about what weapons other players use

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, if you're playing multiplayer, it's an unwritten role that you don't bring a slow, shitty weapon out of consideration for the time of the other hunters who take the game seriously. If you want to take 40 minutes to hunt a Rathian with your shitlance, do it on your own time *SOLO*. Otherwise, prepare to be kicked if you waltz into a lobby like that. It's something the majority of the community is in agreement on. No TeLEpaThY involved, my moron.

      >muh killtimes
      multiplayers are subhumans from abandoned mmos, they don't know that the safest faster killtimes are always solo. These multiplayerlets also don't know that monster hunter is weeb call of duty and 99% of the players are underaged kids or randoms looking to slap some monster ass around. The only rule is when the host asks for X because a monster is an extra gay like miralis being pierce bait or rajang moving like he's on crack so paralysis is advised.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What mentally ill flag is that supposed to represent?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >again

    I started with TRI when has gunning never not been the speed strat due to its damage output?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feels good to be a bowchad. I only started using bow in World, in previous games it was shit.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Ryozo a Hanmer main? How could he allow it to fall off like it did since 4U?

    4U? Charge Blade better at KOing
    G/GU? Same as above
    World? HBG/LBG better at KOing
    Rise? HBG/LBG and SnS better at KOing

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bring a status LBG and a Greatsword
    >Paralyze monster
    >Pull out Greatsword and get a few charged hits
    >Requip status LBG
    >Sleep monster
    >Oh my Frostcraft delete button

    This shit is going to be so stupid

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Speed trannies are the worst. You're treating the game like a chore and rushing the actual gameplay of the game. If you want 3 minute runs go solo with a build set up for maximizing damage. You're probably too unskilled for that though. Playing with two faints used up and constantly at 5% hp to maximize output. So you bring your shit into multiplayer and expect everyone else to play ball.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4U was so based. Let's get THIS again. Je suis.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is monster hunter the last true Vidya discussion allowed on this board?

    After the trailer dropped it's only been mild horny posting and any of the deranged /misc/ posting schizos are immediately recognized as grifter bait and called moronic.
    The rest has just been good kino weapon autism which is paradise compared to every other franchises autism.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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