>Minecraft just banned NFTs

>Minecraft just banned NFTs
Are they stupid? Don't they know Web3 is the future?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pajeets on suicide watch

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Minecraft already makes money by exploiting morons; no need to double dip and suffer bad publicity

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would rather have nfts than the absolute laziest dev team in the world that develops this fricking game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those aren't mutually exclusive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does this game have a dev team when people are learning to code by creating their own minecrafts. Just go install mods or learn to make your own. The code is clean enough for even teenagers to understand it.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Actually Web5 is the future.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What fricking morons watch these normie youtubers who just make snarky remarks, pandering to absolute midwits.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I do
        not for funnies, but for knowledge
        He explain javascript to me and doesn't have an Indian accent

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry buddy but NFT2.0 and Web6 are already here and they work SEAMLESSLY with the MetaVerse.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Decentralization does sound good IN THEORY, but it kind of falls apart once you realize that anyone rich enough can just recentralize it again. Also, why does Bitcoin or any crypto at all has to be directly involved? And can I store my ID tokens or whatever myself of my PC?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >anyone rich enough can just recentralize it again
        That's not how it works. The point of decentralization is to offer an alternative to centralized platforms. If you take the software and "centralize it", you still have the alternative up and running. You probably don't remember the attempt to kill piracy by erasing the MP3 format, so have a quick recap:
        MP3 compression makes it possible for people to download entire albums off the Internet with limited bandwidth in only a few hours! (A FEW HOURS!), majors go against sharing sites like Napster, they win, but people are still spreading MP3 on other websites. Majors wages a war against MP3, but it's a file format and it's a moronic move that doesn't work. Majors shovel money into another compression algorithm better than MP3 with built-in DRM to ensure that no music shall be digitally distributed without some kind of proof of purchase. The half-assed DRM is implemented into MP4.
        >BigWinForPublishers.jpg
        >Kool_&_The_Gang_-_Celebrate_Good_Times_Come_On.mp3
        What? But no... you were supposed to use the protected version of the audio format! Not the old MP3!
        >ThePriceIsRightLosingHorn.mp3
        You can't just close Pandora's Box.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This just guarantees that NFTs will be added to Minecraft with a different name.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They wanted to do a mooshroom NFT, but NFTs are non-fungible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    uhhh wrogng???! i download minecraftnftmilliondollar.exe and now own mincecraft nfts worth 1 million dollar so it is reel.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope nftaggots kill themselves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NFTs are already dead.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 its due to some code limitation crap and not cause they dont want to do it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Code limitation? More like dev limitation. Java players call it Bugrock for a reason

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    B but I bought this for 1 gogolplex and they told me that Microsoft/Nintendo/Sony would allow me to use it in their games!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely do not understand why they think transferring shit across vidya would ever work. The balancing hell that would bring is unimaginable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick the balancing issues. There is no way in frick Nintendo is gonna let Mario get put in to a PS5 version of Mortal Kombat to get his headcaved in, nor will SqureEnix(who is onboard with NFTs) ever allow you to use your Cloud NFT in World of Warcraft so you can RP;3 in goldshire with a horse wienered futa space goat. They would NEVER EVER allow you to make a show/game/show/comicbook featuring "your" NFTs of Chrono, Akuma, Ben from Full Throttle, and Master Chief.

        NFTbros are delusional and they really think as long as they keep comparing it to Ready Player One that people will buy in to the idea.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The even bigger issue is what company is going to pay someone to implement new assets because you bought something in a game from an unrelated company

          Not to mention that if you can transfer items between games chances are you already have the infrastructure to do it without NFTs

          It's actually easier to do without nfts and has been done for years, it's no different than a company giving you a bonus in their new game because you bought the old one, half the nft shills don't understand basic shit like this at all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not to mention that if you can transfer items between games chances are you already have the infrastructure to do it without NFTs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because they've been convinced by scam artists.

        Been trying to convince a dev for a Kickstarter I backed last year to stop fricking around with NFTs and just work on the damn game but he is absolutely convinced by these scamgays that it's totally gonna happen.

        The moment he actually does it I'm going to rip him a new butthole and just consider that 30 bucks a write off.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cryptocucks have low IQ and don't actually understand anything about how an economy works or how a game is made, making them easy prey for scammers.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Joke on them I already made 14 ETH (50 000 bucks) selling "nft worlds" few months ago kek.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >(50 000 bucks)
      lmao good luck with that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >14 ETH (50 000 bucks)

      21,947.80 is the current rate for 14 ETH you frickwit. Look at this moron falling for the crypto scam

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >(50 000 bucks)
        lmao good luck with that

        Why does people making easy money with crypto and NFT's make people so angry?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The value dropped $6 since I finished the post

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Why does people making easy money
          Post your wallet with a timestamp.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >wallet adresses
            Frick off
            However made a thread on Ganker to make poorgays seethe back then:
            >https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/587977689/#587977689

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I sold it for usdc you stupid Black person

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who gives a shit about small potatoes like this when nu-Minecraft is already riddled with microtransactions and Microsoft can steal your game whenever they feel like it?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I get a feeling this was only done to make people forget about the new ban system they're working on?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NFTs are for morons.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Minecraft just banned NFTs
    This is the only based thing nu-mojang has done

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happened to Notch?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He tried to do the right thing by killing pay to win servers, and of course the fanbase turned on him so he said frick this shit sold Minecraft to Microsoft, and he has been so based on twitter they have been slowly scrubbing Notch from the game even going as far to remove any splash text that references him in any way shape or form.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He tried to do the right thing by killing pay to win servers
        p2w servers are still banned and mojang actually takes action against them by making it impossible to connect to them in the vanilla client

        [...]
        Why does people making easy money with crypto and NFT's make people so angry?

        >why are people mad over pyramid schemes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Everything finance is a pyramid scheme, young people will soon be priced out of housing and stocks that people before them got on the cheap.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            and I'm mad about that too, your point?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wallowing in self-pity with his billion dollars.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sold out then showed how extremely stupid he is by failing to be happy despite being rich

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be a slacker shitposter all your life
      >stumble in to making a cultural touch stone game not seen since Pokemon
      >still a slacker n shitposter, and it's becoming too much effort to keep building off the IP
      >get offered billion dollars for the IP, wash your hands of the issues
      >do exactly as you please every single day of your life from now on because you don't have to actuality work or rely on anyone ever again.
      He is living the dream.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He spends his billionaire life arguing on Twitter all day, has a room full of rotting candy cuz he has no friends to eat it with, got divorced. That's literally it, nothing productive.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HAHA FRICK NFTS PLEASE FORGET ABOUT OUR NEW SHITTY REPORTING SYSTEM!!!
    YEAHHH FRICK NFTS THAT'S WHAT EVERYONES HATING ON RIGHT NOW RIGHT??
    IGNORE US SELLING GARBAGE SKINS AND MAPS IN THE MARKETPLACE FRICK NFTS!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its going to work, the internet is moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its going to work, the internet is moronic

      It worked.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dude what if we imposed artificial scarcity onto something that can be infinitely reproduce
    Of course you Gankerermin would fall for something that stupid

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nft shills are honestly some of the most delusional people ever, it's always either some pyramid scheme leader mad that they're topping out at 10 million on their latest scam instead of 12 million or some moronic online dude bro who was tricked by the pyramid scheme into investing his stimulus into buying in and is so desperate that he thinks he'll flip that into 100x it's value someday if he just keeps shilling to others

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know some teenage retirees that minted some of those bored apes and rode them to the top. Haven't been many projects like that one though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's the whole point of a pyramid scheme a handful of people get in and make money off of the people at the bottom throwing theirs away

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t Web 3 the terrorists from MegaMan Battle Network?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nft's, much like crypto, are a gigantic scam designed to suck useful money away from normalgays in exchange for utterly worthless "data"
    i have two friends who were scammed by this shit and they are so deluded that they think "i just didn't sell at the right time" instead of "i got scammed and should know better in the future"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I made 200 off of bitcoin. Not much but it isn't hard to make some money.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Vintage Story was more popular. Minecraft doesn't deserve its amazing mod community. And Minetest is just there.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know exactly why they said this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick, that makes total sense. The same kind of sneaky moves like when Blizzard made the soldier dude gay during the hongkong shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part is that it's working perfectly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So now they're avoiding controversy the Blizzard way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This was announced a month ago and NFTs haven't been relevant in months kek
      >Slow with updates
      >Slow with damage control
      >Too slow to ride the "frick NFTs" wave

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mojang will still charge you for Realms subscriptions even if you're unable to use them
      I'm pretty sure that's illegal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, Microsoft bans NTFs, it is obvious that Mojang, its subsidiary, would think the same way
      A separate issue is the censorship of free speech, which I don't support

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    minecraft is an NFT
    everyone bought it and the developers left with all the money lol

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they could give you shit in flash games for owning other shit even in flash games but no, we need muh blockdildo no one will ever use for that!
    Good.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >twittards didn't even read the ambiguous tweet mojang made
    >twittards mad
    >they had to tweet a TLDR
    >twittards happy
    that was funny

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NFTs are for morons. You can't even sell Ganker on NFTs I bet

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why would big company sell you an NFT gun once that you get in every future game when they know morons with buy a the same gun every yearly release?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't big company sell you NFT gun and just make the next game incompatible with it.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well it's good they aren't on that bullshit at least so I'll give them that. Minecraft NFTs would be really fricking moronic.

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