*mini crits you*

*mini crits you*

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >run into Heavy
    >I give him a quick puff before backing out of the corridor
    >run upstairs and drop down on him with a Scorch shot and puff
    >he expected me so guns me down but my Scorch afterburn kills him seconds after
    >he types 'scorch fag' in chat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      scorch fag.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        scorch fag

        scorch fag

        Thanks for the 'Mmmph' lads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      scorch fag

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      scorch fag

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      scorch f*g (don't wanna get banned)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      scorch fag

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TF2 is dead, it's time to move on to the superior multiplayer Valve shooter AKA Left 4 Dead 2
    >Fully mod supported with a large amount to choose from
    >Consistent playerbase that isn't filled with bots
    >No garden gnome cosmetics, if you want to change the appearance of someone you download a mod, no transactions required
    >A well programmed game director ensures that almost every game you play is different than the last, promoting replayability
    >even if you get bored of playing the same campaign maps all the time, there are plenty of great custom maps to choose from
    >has one of the most advanced gore systems in a vidya
    >Versus still makes gays and shitters seethe to this day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh sweet it's the L4D2 schizo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's time to move on to a completely different subgenre of fps
      retard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based, i still play l4d2
      The servers suck tho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Versus matchmaking in L4D2 is more fun than casual matchmaking in TF2.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It should have blast radius, ignition, pushback AND minicrits, get rid of one of them and it'll be instantly balanced.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shouldn't*

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this kills the fish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /ourguy/

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I miss when fish would have happy merchants in his videos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude complains too fucking much in his stream VODs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He complains too much in his ducking videos too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Quack

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i miss when flare guns were a common weapon in games

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >throws piss/milk on self

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that this is the man who launched the hate campaign against the scorch shot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"hate campaign"
      Fish is based for making twitter trannies like you seethe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't let the tard wranglers hear you, Fish, or they might stick you back in the forever closet.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even play tf2, I've just been watching him since his bad creepypasta days

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that this is the man who launched the hate campaign against the scorch shot

        >e-celebs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO STOP HATING THE SCORCH SHIT!!!
      >THIS YOUTUBER MADE A VIDEO ON IT SO YOU CANT HATE IT
      >WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT WATCH YOUTUBERS?
      >YOU COULDNT POSSIBLY HATE THIS BROKEN WEAPON BEFORE YOUTUBE DID WAHHHH.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cry some more, sniper main.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not a sniper main. cope more flare gay.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Broken weapon
        Reminder that aside from the Cow Mangler instant kill bug and first buff Short circuit there has been fuck all that's actually broken in tf2.
        Newfriends feel free to ask me to elaborate on either.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Forgot release ambassador. That thing was buggy as hell.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was the headshot check ignoring transparent props, right?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Off the top of my head from when I was using it
              >Didn't actually need to wait for the accuracy to reset, could just double headshot by holding M1 if you were close enough (Possibly not a bug?)
              >Shot through setup gates
              >I SWEAR to you I shot a bullet and hit two people with it a few times

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah the first wasn't a bug they later added the cool down period after they buffed it from minicrits to full crits.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WAAAAH I HATE SPELLS, I WAS FORCED TO PLAY ON HALLOWEEN MAPS
      Yeah that's a spy main alright.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        every time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >spy main
        nah, he's a sniper main because he hates the scorch shot and the vaccinator

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kill unusual scout with flaregun crit
    >Get called scorch shot fag

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *full crits you*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss puff-n-sting bros...
      Still play combo pyro and its really fun but I know I could just be doing more damage by holding down m1
      Killing pyros with a crit flare is worth it though

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy playing pyro and I look at phlog/scorch pyros the same way a woman looks at a chud

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The phlog is a balanced weapon as long as the pyro doesn't have a pocket medic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, no, don't get me wrong. It's his worst flamethrower pretty much objectively. The only issue is, as you said, a medic, but I also think you neglected to consider that some maps just let you abuse the fuck out of the phlog. Generally you also need the medic as well but consider how you deal with a pyro running at you on a map that isn't shit vs. a map like dustbowl. You already have the immediate dustbowl problem of it being cramped as fuck so scorch spamming lets him build his charge extremely quickly, provided he already hasn't killed some retard through the setup gates who sees the pyro taunting at them and goes 'he he, funny pyro me taunt too :)' and then realize that the ceilings are about 10 feet up so you can't possibly blast jump away most of the time and you can't possibly run and suddenly you're getting fucking spawn camped. But no, my comment was mostly directed to how this shitty selfish playstyle makes you a pyro who cannot extinguish. A ghoulish fucking abomination who cares about his artificially inflated KDA that would never exist on a properly designed map, and nothing else. They should only let you build phlog charge with the mannmelter and none of the other flare guns, honestly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *The phlog is a balanced weapon.
        The removal of airblast means that the Phlog could get its crits in half the time and it would still be weaker than every other flamethrower that can airblast.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont get why people cum for the detonator so much
      i have 2500 hours in this game and i never understood how to make the explosions hit, and they do basically no damage
      the blast jumps also do too much self damage for it to be worth it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And its not consistent or effective enough for it to be useful like blast jumping. Honestly, if you want aerial mobility as pyro just use the jetpack.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i dont get why people cum for the detonator so much
          i have 2500 hours in this game and i never understood how to make the explosions hit, and they do basically no damage
          the blast jumps also do too much self damage for it to be worth it

          The opportunity cost of giving up your secondary slot for something that does no damage is something only good classes are allowed to do, and heavy. But Heavy doesn't really care about moving around and being alive is a big priority for him so obviously you bring a lunchbox. Pyro can't do that. The jetpack's too slow, too predictable and too loud. It'll get you close but your best use cases are being annoying from longer ranges or sneaking around. I encourage you to look up detonator jump spots or practice on pyro jump maps, it will open your eyes. Detonator is a godlike secondary especially w/ Dragon's Fury

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hipsterism.
        It's literally just a worse scorch shot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the most reliable long range damage option for pyro, you'll always ignite someone with it once you start to "get it". And sure, self damage is way too high for the kind of jump you get but it still opens up flank routes you couldn't reach otherwise.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And its not consistent or effective enough for it to be useful like blast jumping. Honestly, if you want aerial mobility as pyro just use the jetpack.

        It lets you do all kinds of cheeky shit while also not having to equip the dead weight that is the jetpack.
        Play jump_pyrokinesis if you're having trouble getting good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s for Redditors.
        Literally 0 reason to take it over the scorch shot unless you take the opinions of gay youtubers seriously.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And its not consistent or effective enough for it to be useful like blast jumping. Honestly, if you want aerial mobility as pyro just use the jetpack.

        [...]
        It lets you do all kinds of cheeky shit while also not having to equip the dead weight that is the jetpack.
        Play jump_pyrokinesis if you're having trouble getting good.

        If you hold the detonator while firing the flare explodes close to your centre of mass allowing you get horizontal mobility greater than any other class. Being able to close the gap to suddenly as pyro is quite powerful and it isn’t just a flank tool but a means of rushing down enemies. It’s also better at hitting people if you have the skill.

        Seriously there’s nothing quite like disintegrating the gap between a sniper staring you down before he can blink. The other explosion jumpers have greater vertical mobility but the acceleration the det gives you is underrated

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorch shot needs a buff, unironically. Should be able to ignore fire resistances granted by items. Snipers do not deserve to have fun in this game ever.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Winning as pyro is the best feeling because of how shitty the class is.
    >W+M1 pyros baka...
    Can't get over this salty reaction. Tastes too sweet (ironically).

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scorch shot is the same item archetype as gunslinger.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The cool archetype.
        It’s a cool weapon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >lights people on fire
          >cool weapon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do you want to see a really cool weapon?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              When I was new to the game I thought if you used the flame thrower on one of the ice statues you could thaw them out and revive them.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                maybe then silent killer would have meant something
                maybe get rid of the crackle too

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't understand why they made a no-skill detonator

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ow

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