>Mogs all revenge plots in history of vidya

>Mogs all revenge plots in history of vidya

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    max payne lorelet here
    explain

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mogs all revenge plots in history
      fify

      play the games homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i would but it doesn't run in modern hardware

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It does, you need to install a patch though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your mom gets your wife and baby killed it's pretty fucked

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        was she severely overprotective

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The games are easy as fuck to emulate and only like 8h long each, just play them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >emulating a pc game
        wat

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          PC port is pretty broken IIRC

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it's not.
            And don't get me started on Max mods there are lots of fantastic mods that change the game in lots of ways.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              is that the kung fu mod?
              i only played MP1 vanilla, what sort of mods should I consider for a replay? and for MP2?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >PC port
            >Max Payne

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're probably baiting, Anon, but for anyone genuinely concerned: Max Payne 1 and 2 were released first on PC. The PS2 and Xbox ports came later.
            The issues the games present are due to them being designed for Windows XP or 98 idk and contemporary libraries, which have broken or middling support on modern machines. That's why fanpatches are needed.
            The console releases are capped at 30fps and
            >

            [...]

            on console

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >>pc port is broken
              >youre baiting
              >also heres how to fix it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >released first on PC
                Do you know what a "port" is

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its a console game first and foremost
                >but it released on pc fir-ACK!
                consoles where the moneys at

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, yes. Money. The thing that determines what is the first release and which is the ported release. Amazing mental gymnastics.
                >PC release: July 2021
                >PS2 release: December 2021
                5 months. They ported it in 5 months. Go ACK yourself.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ah, yes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >2021
                wat

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >2021 was 22 years ago

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not so broken as ueshit 5 games like robocop god fucking dammit what the fuck do the last update?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                here's your (you), Anon.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I didn’t know they were originally PC releases. My first exposure were the Xbox ports

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the MP2 PS2 port is literally fucking unplayable. how they even greenlit that piece of shit is beyond me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >8h long
        What? they're like 5 hours at most.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >emulating the awful console ports with shitty controls, downgraded graphics and cut down maps
        wut

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anything that doesn't use Sam Lake's face will feel wrong. It's doomed to fail.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know about angels but it's PAYNE IN THE BUTT that gives men wings

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        makes sense

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wife was kill
      baby was kill
      aboboboooboobooobo
      waaaahhhH!!!
      revenge get
      that's it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >aboboboooboobooobo
        >waaaahhhH!!!
        perfectly understandable reaction to such a tragic event

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mirrors are more fun than television

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DON'T ANSWER THAT

      A RHETORICAL QUESTION

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is just style over substance in a time when every third person shooter was shitty

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >style over substance
        congrats you just summarized every fighting game ever made

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bruh Marvel vs Capcom is ridiculously complicated and difficult.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Niagara, as in you cry a lot?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man comes home from work to hear his infant daughter and wife get murdered by junkies on supermeth.
      Years later, man discovers that the junkies were dropped off there on the orders of a company because the wife had discovered some papers that proved the company's involvement with the drug they were on.
      And now, if not before, his revenge was justified on any conceivable moral scale.

      Niagara, as in you cry a lot?

      You're tied to a chair and he has a baseball bat. Pissing him off is the smart thing to do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        REVENGE IS BAD isn’t a fucking theme In tlou2 you retarded dickheads. You naggers regurgitate bullshit about a game you didn’t play

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >REVENGE IS BAD isn’t a fucking theme In tlou2 you retarded dickheads.
          Cuckman himself said that TLOU2 is about "revenge bad" you fucking retard.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No He Didn’t, he uses Revenge as a vehicle to tell a story about love and hate. I actually read the interview. I actually played the fucking game. Only a retard would say REVENGE BAD because the game doesn’t say that at all. Stupid dumb nagger

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No He Didn’t, he uses Revenge as a vehicle to tell a story about love and hate. I actually read the interview. I actually played the fucking game. Only a retard would say REVENGE BAD because the game doesn’t say that at all. Stupid dumb nagger

          You stupid dumb fucking nagger I want to beat you to death

          shut up pussy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          uh-oh, someone's running out of söylent

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No He Didn’t, he uses Revenge as a vehicle to tell a story about love and hate. I actually read the interview. I actually played the fucking game. Only a retard would say REVENGE BAD because the game doesn’t say that at all. Stupid dumb nagger

          >STFU IT ISN'T MUH REVENGE BAD HUFF HUFF HUFF
          every time this is brought up, you lemmings always say the same thing and when asked for an alternative interpretation, it's always some roundabout way of going back to "revenge bad" anyway. i can't tell if you're legitimately more retarded than you tell others how smart you are or if it's just some massive troll campaign anymore

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why does the game force you to not kill abby in the ending then? what kinda message were they trying to convey?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It says obsession is bad moreso than Revenge is Bad. Obsession and inability to cope with trauma leads to wanting revenge, that’s the point of Part 2. You love someone so much you’ll do unspeakable things for them. REVENGE IS BAD is a shortsighted surface level analysis that only morons say, cause the game shouldn’t be viewed thru a revenge lens as Revenge only moves the plot forward and is not part of the key thematic takeaways. It’s a Sequel, not a stand alone title

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Druckmann literally wrote the story after hearing news from his West Bank settlement that some IDF troops got killed by Palestinians so he wanted to airstrike a Palestinian kids hospital in revenge before realizing that revenge is bad actually so he wrote TLOU2. This is not a joke except for the kids hospital thing which is hyperbole but you know what I mean

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            “Revenge is bad actually,” the actual quote was more nuanced than that reductive bullshit. REVENGE BAD will never be a valid take because of how surface level it is to the point it becomes meaningless. Go fuck yourself you refuse to engage in the thing you’re shitting on so you regurgitate misinformed nonsense

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You stupid dumb fucking nagger I want to beat you to death

          Still butthurt after God knows how long.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You stupid dumb fucking nagger I want to beat you to death

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based

        REVENGE IS BAD isn’t a fucking theme In tlou2 you retarded dickheads. You naggers regurgitate bullshit about a game you didn’t play

        No He Didn’t, he uses Revenge as a vehicle to tell a story about love and hate. I actually read the interview. I actually played the fucking game. Only a retard would say REVENGE BAD because the game doesn’t say that at all. Stupid dumb nagger

        fucking moron lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will they botch the remakes, bros?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm just gonna hope it's gonna look somewhat similar to this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was made by a fan in blender
        he also made the max payne 3 mod of sam lake's face
        good shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be happy with something that looked like this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if it's gonna be a max payne 1 remake it has to be the face of sam lake 20 years younger

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            stop lying it's mp1&2 combined.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be happy with something that looked like this

        Alex Casey model looks fuckin great in Alan Wake 2, and Max Payne voice still sounds great, they only have to make the face model a bit younger which is very easy to do and it's all set for the remake. I hope Sam Lake's face is the default but even if it isn't they probably gonna give a option that you can choose, Remedy and Sam Lake really care about the Max Payne IP.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Alex Casey model looks fuckin great in Alan Wake 2

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            in the original, it's a cross of him looking smug while being constipated

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >my pc doesnt run the game and I'm filtered by Alan Wake ludo kino
            yes anon, life is like that sometimes.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              my comment didnt write out but i was gonna say he looked cool in the alley with the green lights
              get your ego in check pal

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                then you are retarded for judging a model on a compressed screenshot on Ganker

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what the fuck are you talking about

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only issue i have is he looks like willem green goblin with green lights in that scene where he is going mad in the dark realm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The games don't need remakes. They are fine the way they already are.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After alan woke you bet your white ass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he fell for that bait screenshot

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >bait
          honestly thought the racism pretty was random and jarring
          i thought saga was more clinical than that but idk i was half asleep during it so i probably missed something

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope i dont have any faith in remedy after lot of shit after max payne 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mccaffery sounds out of it and lake is huffing his farts too much so probably

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100%

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SO HE'S ON THE JOHN
    AND HE'S LOOKIN IN THE MIRROR
    Name a more kino twist in anything

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>Mogs all revenge plots in history of vidya
    *blocks your path*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm kinda shocked by how good her face model looks for a twenty year old game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SH3 is a technical masterpiece. Everyone focuses on shit like the writing, the themes, the music, etc., which are all great obviously, but from a purely technical standpoint the game is awe-inspiring, it absolutely mogged anything else out in 2003, the only real rivals were Valve with HL2 the year after. People don't give Team Silent enough credit for how innovative their games were from a technical standpoint.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm glad, I'm playing it through with some settings that emulate the PS2 footage as closely as I can with regards to brightness, color, blur, etc and it looks incredible. If it wasn't a horror game it would be my comfy game of choice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you check VTM: B's faces recently?
        The animations, specifically.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you mean he's unstoppable? You are superior to him in every way that counts. You are better trained, better equipped, you outnumber him at least 20 to 1. DO. YOUR. JOB.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fun factoid: in the game files there is an unused sound bite of her screaming as she crashes to the ground

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did she married a neanderthal or sam was adopted?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Max Payne 3 is a better game in every single way and I don't give a fuck if anyone disagrees.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree because i havent played it but i still think youre based for sticking to your beliefs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon
        You should play it though
        Even though it came out 11 years ago, it's still got the most fun, fluid and engaging third person shooting in any video game ever made, in my opinion, and visually the game is absolutely gorgeous (it's insane how ahead of their time Rockstar was from a technical perspective) and it's got one of the greatest vidya soundtracks of all time thanks to HEALTH.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon
        You should play it though
        Even though it came out 11 years ago, it's still got the most fun, fluid and engaging third person shooting in any video game ever made, in my opinion, and visually the game is absolutely gorgeous (it's insane how ahead of their time Rockstar was from a technical perspective) and it's got one of the greatest vidya soundtracks of all time thanks to HEALTH.

        I thought MP2 is the best one and is the one i played the most since i was a kid,i never showed any interest in MP3 because he was bald and it was set in brazil, then i played kane & lynch, then spec ops and i thought to give MP3 a try as well because i enjoyed all those third person shooters. this was in 2022 when i first played MP3 and beat it in a single sitting. it was awesome and ive already beat it 3 times since including the arcade - i also think it is the best Max Payne game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely has the best gameplay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if I wanted to play a crude man on fire bastardization of max payne I'd just kill myself for being a homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Max Payne 3 is a better game in every single way and I don't give a fuck if anyone disagrees.

        >Max Payne 3
        >play
        Remember kids, when Rockstar makes a "game" where you run 20 feet straight in a hallway, watch a cutscene, run 20 feet straight in another hallway and shoot some Hispanics, then watch another cutsene, it's the greatest game ever made. When literally anyone else does it, it's a cinematic walking sim.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fun blast with 1 and 2, definitely more fast-paced. Three is remarkably slower but it's a neat point-and-click adventure game.

          If only it wasn't stained by the curse of unskippable cutscenes. Thank god for Arcade mode being infinitely more fun.

          Are the cutscenes that bad and is the story bad enough to warrant using the cutscene skip mod on a first playthrough?
          I'm

          just finished my first playthrough of mp1 yesterday
          very fun game, got a lot more fun once I figured how to fix the broken difficulty and stopped getting 1 shot by a pistol from across the level
          playing mp2 now and then I think I'm gonna replay 1 with the FPS mod before starting on 3

          and I was looking forward to 3 but I see people rag on the cutscenes A LOT

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The cutscenes are great if you're invested in the story, and the writing itself is legitimately good, it feels way more natural and engaging than 99% of other cutscenes (I say this is someone that hates story-based games).
            It's absolutely worth playing despite the excessive cutscene interupption. The cutscenes can be annoying, yes, but the gameplay is so good it's worth putting up with.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The cutscenes are great if you're invested in the story, and the writing itself is legitimately good,
              SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT AMERICANS, BUT WE UNDERSTAND CAPITALISM

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Max Payne 3 is not anti-capitalism.
                It's anti-Brazilian corrupt scumbag psycho bullshit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This quote had literally nothing to do with anti capitalism. How /misc/ mindbroken do you need to be to think every reference to capitalism in media is a criticism?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the cutscenes are fine the first time through, the story is embarassing dogshit though. if you see someone praising the houser's writing in that game it's a sure sign you're talking to a complete retard. that's not even scratching the surface of how terrible rockstar's game design is on top of that. every single creative decision rockstar made regarding the gameplay formula is for the worse. I'm talking 'fixed turret sections' level of hack incompetence. it's pretty though and the shooting feels nice so all the retards just ignore that it's the definition of a movie game that plays itself half the time. again, if you see someone praising this game's design, you're talking to a complete retard.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The cutscenes are great if you're invested in the story, and the writing itself is legitimately good, it feels way more natural and engaging than 99% of other cutscenes (I say this is someone that hates story-based games).
              It's absolutely worth playing despite the excessive cutscene interupption. The cutscenes can be annoying, yes, but the gameplay is so good it's worth putting up with.

              >fixed turret sections
              well that's alarming
              I guess I'll give it a shot with them on
              is the writing at least similar to the first 2 in that "campy but earnest" way or is it just bad bad?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, the writing is utter dogshit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Writing is different to 1 and 2 but i wouldn't call it worse

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Does turrets segments are really rare, don't last long and are only there to give a bit of variety, they are far from bad.

                The writing is different, somewhat worse but it also makes sense if you can accept Max brain became stupider and bitter as he grew old on booze and painkiller addiction.

                Gameplay wise people who call Max Payne 3 bad are fuckin retarded, it's one of the best third person shooters to date, it isn't as fast as 1 and 2 which I still prefer their gameplay but it shoots, sounds and animates great, which is funny because GTA V and RDR2 gameplay that both came later was garbage.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's one of the best third person shooters to date
                no it isnt

                muh feel is not what makes a game good. the entire game boils down to doing a single slow shootdodge and clicking on all heads in the room during it
                >uhh achkhually thats how it always was
                it most certainly wasnt because the first 2 were way more arcadey with you shifting through a shitload of weapons and shootdodge wasnt nearly as strong as it is in MP3 with its more "realistic" damage values

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >shootdodge wasnt nearly as strong
                shootdodge is the only reason I made it through part 1 with the bugged out max difficulty on mp1
                it's not strong, it's essential

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >max payne 1 and 2 boils boils down to doing a single slow shootdodge and clicking on all heads in the room during it
                you can meme the same thing about the other games and your statement still means nothing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >muh feel is not what makes a game good
                but it does.

                id be really fucking concerned if you tried to peddle me a shooter where the shooting felt like shit, the combat felt like ice cold piss. VERY CONCERNED.
                >the entire game boils down to doing a single slow shootdodge and clicking on all heads in the room during it
                youll abusing teh shit out of 'shootdodge' in MP1 when you're playing Hard Boiled and Dead on Arrival, and quicksaving every 5 minutes. which is already evident in the initial playthrough since you're punished for playing well.

                >with you shifting through a shitload of weapons
                nearly every gun in the original is utilitarian in its design, you almost never need to swap weapons besides being out of ammo. which for the best guns, they hand out ammo like candy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >when Rockstar makes a "game" where you run 20 feet straight in a hallway, watch a cutscene, run 20 feet straight in another hallway and shoot some Hispanics, then watch another cutsene
          yet the original 2 are completely guilty of this and nobody seems to shit themselves for some reason.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >yet the original 2 are completely guilty of this and nobody seems to shit themselves for some reason.
            They aren't.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because they havent played it in over a decade

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            just finished MP1 yesterday and that doesn't happen at all
            doubly so since there's a lot of small cutscenes that you specifically have to react with something to start it, but you can just pass it if you want

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >just finished MP1 yesterday and that doesn't happen at all
              it fucking does. literally the intro demonstrates it, the preceding levels do too. it might not have as many cutscenes as 3. but its certainly a lot for a fucking 2001 game, especially 2, which is shorter and the cutscenes occur more frequently.

              so you get spergs like

              the cutscenes are fine the first time through, the story is embarassing dogshit though. if you see someone praising the houser's writing in that game it's a sure sign you're talking to a complete retard. that's not even scratching the surface of how terrible rockstar's game design is on top of that. every single creative decision rockstar made regarding the gameplay formula is for the worse. I'm talking 'fixed turret sections' level of hack incompetence. it's pretty though and the shooting feels nice so all the retards just ignore that it's the definition of a movie game that plays itself half the time. again, if you see someone praising this game's design, you're talking to a complete retard.

              >every single creative decision rockstar made regarding the gameplay formula is for the worse. I'm talking 'fixed turret sections' level of hack incompetence. it's pretty though and the shooting feels nice so all the retards just ignore that it's the definition of a movie game that plays itself half the time
              who must be completely out of touch with Max Payne, let alone the first, because it's cinematic qualities is WHAT ITS FUCKING KNOWN FOR. so they ignore total dogshit aspects in the original. like the horrendous nightmare sequences where you just walk and do platforming, an aspect of the game almost universally criticized and is completely out of place within a shooter.

              oh look MP1 inventing walking sequences in action games before Sony pioneered it!

              or write even more embarrassing shit like:
              > if you see someone praising the houser's writing in that game it's a sure sign you're talking to a complete retard
              but completely ignore Sam Lake inserting sci fi elements in original with Valkr being intended to make super soldiers. an aspect so bizarrely hamfisted in a neo noir inspired game that its barely even touches upon scifi related shit in the sequels and they almost disregard the subplot in 2 and make it a much more grounded game.

              everybody who shits on MP3, has a clear bias against it for shit the original 2 games did.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it really doesn't
                yes there's cutscenes at the beginning and end of each chapter but there's few mid-chapter cutscenes
                I'm still going to give MP3 a fair shot but having cutscenes in between fights already sounds like a lot of cutscenes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if you dont like it, there's a cutscene skip mod

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                MP1 has a trend of like 15 minute gameplay segments followed by ~2 minute cutscenes, maybe sometimes ~3-5. Meanwhile MP3 is 10 minutes of gameplay followed by 10 minutes of cutscenes. I'm not trying to hyperbole, it really is that bad in MP3. But it's still a good game, just not a great Max Payne game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 GUNS

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this isnt a criticism. but people pissing and moaning about weapon limits is a surefire way to detect NPCs.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, please Mr. Main Character. Enlighten us why carry limit is so good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      max payne 3 is legit the greatest third person shooter ever made. but the first two just ooze soul in a way that will never be matched

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        third is more of a generic r* slop, while first 2 has that eurosovl feel to it.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mogs cox payne
    https://vndb.org/v183

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And where's Jorgito???

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just finished my first playthrough of mp1 yesterday
    very fun game, got a lot more fun once I figured how to fix the broken difficulty and stopped getting 1 shot by a pistol from across the level
    playing mp2 now and then I think I'm gonna replay 1 with the FPS mod before starting on 3

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun blast with 1 and 2, definitely more fast-paced. Three is remarkably slower but it's a neat point-and-click adventure game.

    If only it wasn't stained by the curse of unskippable cutscenes. Thank god for Arcade mode being infinitely more fun.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until sam lake fuck its up in the remake, that drama school really fucked him

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He should've had a moment of clarity and forgive her. Revenge just isn't the answer you bravado-brained idiots.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's rich coming from mom's basement Ganker dweller

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even if he did forgive her, he should have killed her regardless. There is no good in Horne. There is no world, universe or timeline where a person like Horne would miraculously see the error in their ways and not keep building up their drug empire at the expense of innocent families like Payne's. Max killed dozens of people on his quest to get to her, and many of those people were probably better than Horne. So what's one more kill?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Max will monologue poetic stuff in his head on the spot like this, while also saying the most cheesy shit like
      >Your rights will be read at your funeral

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >revenge isnt an answer because... it just isnt ok?
      so dumb, Im gonna kill everyone you love and see how you react to it idiot

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's your favorite Payne-ism?
    >I'd been sitting at the bar for about three hours or about five years, depending on how you looked at things

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I might have written the book on bad ideas, but Passos wasn't afraid to quote from it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For all it's faults, 3 is just chock-full of great quotes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You'll walk...with a limp!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >In a weird way, shutting down the airport for their escape was a weird sort of.... compliment. But one I didn't need.
        Man, the dialogue in this game is so fucking good. I don't care if people hate the endless cutscenes, the writing itself is amazing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Picks up painkillers
          >"If I was going to lose the boss's wife and sister-in law, I might as well do it medicated."
          >"A little consolation prize on having my assault on the free bar cut short."
          >"I heard these soccer players weren't good with pain"
          >"If it was good enough for a professional athlete, it was good enough for me."
          >"I was in a cocaine factory but I'd stick to the depressants."
          >"I'm a self righteous pain in the ass, but I'm not above embezzling office supplies."
          >"I'd have felt worse for taking someone's medication if everybody in that place weren't trying to kill me."
          >"They had their body armour; I had mine."
          >"Breakfast of champions."
          >"The spoils of a desperate man."
          >"Special forces painkillers."
          >"Airports always made me nervous."
          >"The goons were all on marching powder, so why not medicate?"
          >"Odds were I wasn't going to be alive much longer, so why not get a buzz on?"
          >"Luckily, I wasn't the only cop with a pill problem."
          >"Saying goodbye is painful."
          >"I meant to end this how I began it. Heavily medicated."
          >"I figured sobriety was a relative term."

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They had their body armour; I had mine

            Hard as fuck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A bit closer to heaven
      That scene was too good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That one is really good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he was trying to buy more sand for his hour glass, I wasn't selling any

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This place was like Baghdad with G-strings

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Picks up painkillers
        >"If I was going to lose the boss's wife and sister-in law, I might as well do it medicated."
        >"A little consolation prize on having my assault on the free bar cut short."
        >"I heard these soccer players weren't good with pain"
        >"If it was good enough for a professional athlete, it was good enough for me."
        >"I was in a cocaine factory but I'd stick to the depressants."
        >"I'm a self righteous pain in the ass, but I'm not above embezzling office supplies."
        >"I'd have felt worse for taking someone's medication if everybody in that place weren't trying to kill me."
        >"They had their body armour; I had mine."
        >"Breakfast of champions."
        >"The spoils of a desperate man."
        >"Special forces painkillers."
        >"Airports always made me nervous."
        >"The goons were all on marching powder, so why not medicate?"
        >"Odds were I wasn't going to be alive much longer, so why not get a buzz on?"
        >"Luckily, I wasn't the only cop with a pill problem."
        >"Saying goodbye is painful."
        >"I meant to end this how I began it. Heavily medicated."
        >"I figured sobriety was a relative term."

        I don't remember any of these
        I gotta replay 3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I would've laughed if I remembered how.
      >After Y2K the end of the world jas become a cliche.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >_______GLUE!______

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Throw the rules out the window, odds are you'll go the same way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RHETORICAL QUESTION

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah that would be Ruina
    hopefully they never piss on it by bringing Roland back in a sequel

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm keking at all these retards trying to analyze lake's drivel as it being some piece of fine literature

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay be honest with me now - was MaxPayne supposed to be a Punisher videogame at some point, or is it just me noticing things again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, but the murder of wife and child was 100% taken from Punisher. The game takes inspiration from Hong Kong cinema

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Punisher was never big here in Finland, in any capacity. It's just a coincidence in the end.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Me? I can't wait when muslims start chopping the heads of kuffar /misc/fags lmao
    they will be "BUT I SUPPORTED YOU DURING GAZ-ACK!" while the "based woke-proof" muslimchads don't even speak or understand english

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am from Croatia, being muslim is illegal here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        REMOVE KEBAB

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there's no noir in brazil

      city of god

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guts from Berserk and Dimitri Three Houses both have it worse IMHO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guts still cant murder griffith and put a sad ahegao face when it appear as griffith

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point.
    I released my finger from the trigger, and then it was over.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think there’s better games overall but to me MP1 is the greatest game ever made

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S PAYNE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHACK HIM!

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished Max Payne 1&2 a few days ago, kino games but after always hearing how much of a masterpiece 2 is I guess I set my expectations way too high cause in a lot of cases it felt kinda weaker compared to 1. While 1 isn't a paragon of level design, there's still some memorable and varied scenes and geometry, while 2 just felt like industrial complex building building building. Felt like it didn't have as many nice quotes and writing compared to 1 too, I loved the constant metaphors Max would use and iconic lines like "fear gives men wings" during the Vinnie chase, while 2 seemed to lessen them a lot and the story kinda meandered about doing nothing much till the end of chapter 2. I like the romance between Max and Mona and understand he's more washed up in 2 but still, I guess it just didn't feel as charming or like that masterpiece it was made out to be. Still a great game, but I think 1 was a lot better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the bigger the budget, the smaller the soul

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Since I've had the same view of the two games (with the upside of no preconceived notions due to them being new.), I would say 2 becomes a bit more nice when you think that Address Unknown is the actual narrative throughline of the game, which it revolves around.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alright you guys are stalking me, i just beat max payne 1 on the highest difficulty and now this thread appears
    anyway mp1 is shit on the hardest difficulty
    my biggest issue is that 90% of the time your crosshair does not line up with your actual aim
    its usually above or below the crosshair and you just kinda need to figure out what situations causes your actual aim to shift
    for example: having the crosshair on the guys head from a moderate distance away and the berretta or deagle wont hit anything unless i aim roughly a head height above his head and hope the random spread isnt bad
    this highlighted the fact that most of the weapons are not at all tuned for the higher difficulties -- they all have shit accuracy and you dont get the good weapons (assault rifle, sniper) until like half way into the game
    couple this with the fact that and enemies are very lethal even from afar (even with shotguns) and its just a bad time

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    John Mirror came to mock me in the bathroom mirra.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I play vanilla Max Payne 1 or are there any must have mods?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just patches to get it working

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'll need the sound fix. Widescreen if you want (I'm too lazy to bother)

        Is the kung fu mod any good? I've seen it mentioned in some Max Payne threads.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'll need the sound fix. Widescreen if you want (I'm too lazy to bother)

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