WATCH: mom rages on livestreaming son having a smelly gamer moment

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Who was in the wrong here?

A viral livestream video has a mom rudely intruding on a gamer's Mafia III livestream to order her son to, "Get off your game, go to the bathroom, and take a shit. Now." Not getting a response, she continues, "Bathroom and shit now! I can smell you!"

The gamer is confused and unable to understand her rage, so she explains: "You're SHITTING yourself. Poop is coming out of your fricking butthole! Go to the bathroom!"

"Not yet."

The stream was originally posted to creeperman 90's YouTube channel but it has since been deleted.

The problem of gamers catching flak for festering in their own feces is actually a lot more common than previously thought, proving gamers are truly the most oppressed class.

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Gamers, like the astronauts before them, have to make certain sacrifices when going for smithing daily record in Runescape.

UPDATE: It's not the first time either. Here's another video from his channel featuring mom haranguing him about the same gamer issue. You can also hear his dad making unhelpful comments about the smell instead of allowing his son to maximize his gaming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iSc5fn-HEw&t=0m30s

Update: his account has been banned from youtube, rip.

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  1. 4 years ago
    GG G

    Gamers rise up!

  2. 4 years ago
    Anon

    ₙₒₜ ᵧₑₜ

  3. 4 years ago
    Anon

    Regarding that Oslo screenshot... people really need some context of this before actually judging. He was going for smithing daily record in runescape. What that consists of is 30 hours straight no breaks of doing that skill.

    Its not like any other game. You cant compare it to playing league for 30 hours straight or csgo. its extremely taxing. Its a long term consistency challenge. Its very easy to do this activity "tick perfect" as you would say in runescape terms, which means as fast as humanly possible. So the challenge is to make as few mistakes as possible and slowly build a lead doing that OVER 30 HOURS STRAIGHT.

    A competitive skill you could only hope to save 10 ish ticks per hour, which is just 6 seconds. Now imagine building a 6 second lead, for this example, for 28 hours of click intensive focused gameplay, then ruining all those hours just cus u had to take a shit. Smithing isnt really a competetive skill in runescape for records, which is why the gaps are bigger than usual. But this is just some context as to what wasting that 1 minute or whatver on taking a shit would cost you

    He won rank 2 btw
    https://twitter.com/Oslo_RS/status/1119437419084955648?s=20

    • 4 years ago
      Run Escape

      he shit his pants, sat in his shit, and got second place

      that's pathetic

  4. 4 years ago
    learnings

    snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

    BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

    Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

    BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

    Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

    • 4 years ago
      DickRichards69

      Perfect use of copypasta

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wilfreido

  5. 4 years ago
    Geoff

    Dude. THIS is a SMELLY GAMER MOMENT right here.

  6. 4 years ago
    Bananaman

    wholesome 100 keanu chungus stinky dinky troll face peter griffin moment am i right fellow gamers

  7. 3 years ago
    Joseph

    Mfw (my face when) my mom tells me to stop shitting myself

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    GO TO THE BATHROOM I KNOW YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF I CAN SMELL IT IN THE HALLWAY

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not yet.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love that this is the enduring legacy of this shitty game

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to believe people like this actually exist

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    BATHROOM AND SHIT
    NOW.

  12. 3 years ago
    Persecuted for natural bodily functions

    I am a human, an animal of the mammalian family. Sometimes I must shit.

    No, it is not always possible to go to the bathroom. That's the nature of multiplayer gaming, you can't just hit Pause. I deal with the mess, _on my own_, on my own terms, as soon as I am able to.

    Millions of people like me exist. Nobody is standing up for us when we are grossly bullied, sometimes even by family members.

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being that kids parent and having to deal with this shit

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      We are gamers. We kill. We survive the smartest humans and AIs in the world trying to kill us.

      We are more than capable of cleaning up after ourselves, thank you very much.

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    POOP IS COMING OUT OF YOUR butthole

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nawht yhet wha th hewl

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    MADADA!

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      We should all shit ourselves in solidarity
      Were all friends arent we
      A friend was forced to stop gaming by his evil mother for merely relieving himself
      We must show our support!

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        You fool
        The act of pooping while gaming is an unforgivable act.
        I will not allow it!
        You will go to the bathroom right now.
        Along with all of your "friends".

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can't force us evildoer

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thats right!

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        We don't abandon nakama!

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    noooo....
    *pffblrt*

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no matter how bad of a frickup you are, you will never be so bad that your mother has to tell you to go take a shit, well into teenager years

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    just fricking tell the people you're playing with that you gotta go take a fat ogre shit, fricking moron
    >t. plays games with a literal florida man who can at least manage to not shit his pants while playing multiplayer games

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    How would you fix the situation if this was your son, anons? Would give him the biggest beating of his life solve anything? Or is it too late and you might as well just go away and never look back?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would abandon him deep in the woods like the animal he is

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        This
        If he manage to return home he has a second chance but now he’s forced to live in the garden shed until he learns to be a human.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      The bigger your reaction the stronger it reinforces the behavior. There’s a reason a mother who screams like that produced a son who shits his pants.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        So the correct course of action would be to do nothing as he just sits there and shits himself
        Even though you're going to have to clean both the chair and his pants later

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ironically saying nothing can produce just as much of a reaction. Awkward silence after shitting your pants would be brutal I assume.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            moron, beating him for shitting himself will attach negative response to him shitting himself, so if you beat him well, he will remember the beating next time when he is about to shit himself and stops himself from committing the shit out of fear of bodily harm

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Of he’s under 10 years of age I’d yell at him and take away his games and phone for a weak, if he does it again the time goes up to a month and so on.
      If he’s over then he’s getting his ass beat, little bastard should know how to behave like a human if he doesn’t he’s going to be treated as an animal.
      If he tries to correct himself I’d give positive support and reward him with his favourite food.
      If whooping his ass doesn’t work and he’s too moronic to understand a punishment reward system that even dogs understand I’m sending his ass to a mental institution.
      I’m sorry but he’d be better there than at home where he shit on the carpet and get beaten as a result.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you're gonna beat an extra chromosome out of him.

    • 3 years ago
      Solution

      Rip the controller out of his hands and pause the game. Now his single player game is in no danger and he has no excuse. Punishment and lecturing to come after he takes a shit.

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    nobody realizes the guy is drunk ?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Im pretty sure hes moronic not drunk

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's not drunk. you can hear in his voice that he's never had a drop of alcohol.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >woah I sound so mature because I drug myself and commit cranial suicide all the time, braaah

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          cranial refers to the skull or head not the brain. maybe you should have a tipple of an imbibe friend.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’s like 13.

  22. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesnt speedrun shit so he doesn't get an abandon in game

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      i have shit in under 45 seconds in dota before, with wiping

      cutting out wiping can EASILY save you 15 seconds but then it becomes a cost/value equation

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just right click a friendly hero so you follow him and get xp. Can net you 2-3 mins extra shit time.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          no way they'll lead me into a teamfight

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            dying once is better than 5 lp

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        the trick to beating the clock is prefiring a little so you don't have to sit down

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          I just juke the shits in and out, it's multiple purpose: trains anus muscles, gets me off (I am a homosexual), increases poop control so I can hold it in until there is a dump opportunity

  23. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    On a serious note did anybody invent like a piss bottle but for pooping yet? The piss bottle is so convenient and sanitary (close cap and it's like it never happened) and I wish we could extend this gamer tech to number #2.

  24. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    poor mother

  25. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The prophecy of the free pooping gamer mustnt die until 2021 is upon us

    • 3 years ago
      Maxxin

      I'm already on #1 but have yet to take the leap to freedom for my bunghole. I'm worried that my mother is getting old and giving her additional cleaning duties would be unfair. Tips?

  26. 3 years ago
    Shit loud, shit proud

    Never let anyone smellshame you. Stay strong my fellow gamer.

  27. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    it really is annoying when you're on a long mission and you're doing really well, and then you have to fine a cuck-spot to hide in because you need to shit and your gut hurts so bad. I've been thinking about getting a shit bucket for a while now, especially this week because I picked up this 12-pack of yogurt smoothies and it's been making me shit like a goose, and this article's starting to convince me.
    Problem is, I'm no barbarian. I need some toilet paper, wet naps and hand sanitizer if I'm going to make this work. I'm not getting finger-shit all over my gaming keyboard.
    I'm a shitty boi and I don't apologize.

    • 2 years ago
      Win95

      Just shit your pants? It stays confined in your pants until you're ready to deal with it. It's the easiest option too, if you really need to go but really don't want to lose focus - which you will if you have to focus on unfastening your pants and getting it all in the bucket and wiping yourself up afterwards. I've only done it two or three times over the course of my years of gaming, but I've probably wet myself a couple times more, too.

      I can usually hold on almost forever, but occasionally you get caught short and realise it's too late to make it, even if you were to leave your seat at that moment. So you make a judgement call to accept it and keep focusing on the game while the 'accident' unfolds until you can deal with it later. Unpleasant but necessary for those achievements.

  28. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    How is gamers shitting their pants while achieving high performance gaming maneuvers any different from astronauts shitting their pants while achieving high performance space maneuvers? Champions do whatever it takes to win. Wanna talk about Armstrong's poopy butt while he and the hidden Black Women flew to the moon?

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