>mom used to play oddworld, spyro and crash bandicoot >wasn't into jrpgs but played baten kaitos a ton, to the point of making a starter save to skip the slow ass intro
good times...
>be me >parents never touch games and keep complaining about older brother ruining his studies to play wow, typical chinese situation >always stress that videogames are a waste of time >be 13 >dad comes home after a hard day >sees me on the television playing nba >sits down next to me and asks if we can play >go through a couple matches >decently good despite never touching a controller in his life, immediately understood the game conceptually and mechanically >"that was fun, anon. I'm gonna go change." >never mention videogames again
He had the asian gamer essence and never gave a shit. Huh.
Ask him to play with you sometime. Seems he was trying to connect. Its only now as an adult I realize I see the importance of spending time with your parents (assuming they were good parents and did everything they could for you).
Ironically when I was a kid I had a friend whose mom was a street fighter 2 fangirl. She knew how to do most moves (with chun-li especially) and would kick our asses every time we all played together. Boomer gamer girls actually exists, anon. They're just rarer than the zoomer ones.
Nah, my aunt is a boomer and a few years ago she wanted that mini Sega console/collection for Christmas. She was obsessed with Sega in the 90's. She's in her 60s.
I had a boomer step aunt who was really into one those browser character prog/rpg-lite type games that was mafia themed. One time she came over to our house to use our IP address for some reason that was related to the game and some unique daily mechanic and I found it hilarious. I talked to her about WoW after that and it was a weird bonding moment.
Video games only became mostly a male thing during their life times.
Mother talked about playing her Atari enough to get blisters from the shitty joystick.
Apparently she also loved the Dune RTS when she was younger. Enough to get excited about the new film just for it.
Jane getting old makes me depressed. Feels like it was only yesterday watching Inside Xbox on the 360 dashboard while waiting for my friends to come online.
We're all getting older, ever closer to the inevitable day of our death. As we age we make less and less memorable memories and thus it appears that the passage of time is faster and faster. Life is a constant downward spiral and things like cute video game lady getting older are just a grim reminder of our mortality that we cannot avoid try as we might
My mom used to be obsessed with a game called deadly towers when she was in college. I ended up a couple birthdays ago getting her a copy again and she was so happy. Then I played through it on an emulator and frick was that game unforgiving.
My mom knows all 50 stardust locations in Legend of Dragoon so instead of looking it up I just give her a call when I need help. I know most of them too but I always forget one or two on a disc.
I'm playing Legend of Dragoon on an emulator for the first time. Do I really need to get all 50 for story completion? Or is it just an optional super boss-type situation?
Thanks, anon. I'm on the 2nd disc and I know I must have missed some on disc 1 and I do not want to backtrack if it's just optional. I could Youtube what the fight looks like when I'm done.
My dad was part of a globally competitive clan in Battlefield 2. Funny thing is that part of the reason him and my mother got divorced was because he spent so much time on BF2.
my mother teached me how to play various old nintendo and famicom games when I was a kid, and she teached me things about super mario bros like the secret level room for example.
My mom and I beat Gauntlet Legends on a Disney Cruise Arcade like 20 years ago, they even kept it open an extra hour longer because the employees had never seen anyone actually go through all of it.
>Mum played Donkey kong 64 all the fricking time, getting all the collectibles, and had 4 fricking 100% saves on Mario 64, then threw a tantrum when I accidentally 2-3 of them because I wanted to play.
>Dad played the Timesplitters games and had like a gazillion hours in Desert Conflict on the ps2
Was cozy, shame they don't care for vidya anymore.
You reminded me that I have to play the new Syberia game with my mom. She loves the series and beat all the games on my original Xbox when I was younger.
>dad used to play aoe 2 and starcraft when I was younger >used to play with him, cultivated my love rts >stops playing >one day literally force him to play world of tanks on my computer >complains but begrudgingly tries it out because he's a big ww2 documentary enjoyer >5 years later >actively plays world of tanks every day, sometimes bugs me until I join him for a few matches >has multiple tier 10 vehicles (a pretty respectable grind) >never spent a penny on the virtual shop, outright refuses to spend money on it
it's like a cheat code for our relationship because I can choose to play a couple matches with him and it'll instantly make his day and make him happy.
my mom saw me crash an infernus in vice city and asked me to let her play for a bit
I couldnt fall asleep because she kept playing vice city every night
Cute, I used to play GTA San Andreas with her and she'd laugh so hard whenever CJ got beat up or stole a car or picked up a prostitute, because she had no idea those things were in video games.
>play re2make as claire >mom walks in >”oh are you playing tomb raider?” >zoom in on claire and tell her it’s resident evil >mom looks at the screen for a moment ans says >”she has a weird face”
>women being experts
post it
sauce
>mom used to play oddworld, spyro and crash bandicoot
>wasn't into jrpgs but played baten kaitos a ton, to the point of making a starter save to skip the slow ass intro
good times...
>played baten kaitos a ton
absolutely keyed taste
any lewd pics
She actively purged older lewds from the internet
Just like that one mommycore asmr chick
Jane is cute!!
She's gotta be pushing 40 now and she's still hot as frick. What's her secret?
>She's gotta be pushing 40 now and she's still hot as frick. What's her secret?
The good Bong genes.
She's actually half Chinese so I guess it all makes sense. Chinese women look 30 until their 60s and then they age decades all at once
Do you know for sure she's half Han?
>age 60-70
>boobs get bigger
She's half Asian.
>The good Bong genes.
oxymoron
>be me
>parents never touch games and keep complaining about older brother ruining his studies to play wow, typical chinese situation
>always stress that videogames are a waste of time
>be 13
>dad comes home after a hard day
>sees me on the television playing nba
>sits down next to me and asks if we can play
>go through a couple matches
>decently good despite never touching a controller in his life, immediately understood the game conceptually and mechanically
>"that was fun, anon. I'm gonna go change."
>never mention videogames again
He had the asian gamer essence and never gave a shit. Huh.
He’s either tried to contact with you and just lucked out or he is or was a gamer at one point.
Ask him to play with you sometime. Seems he was trying to connect. Its only now as an adult I realize I see the importance of spending time with your parents (assuming they were good parents and did everything they could for you).
My son always tells me he likes to spend time with me. It’s just he’s 4yo and boring as hell. We don’t play vidya, shit rots your brain.
>We don’t play vidya, shit rots your brain.
you are playin the bad vidya that does not stimulate your curiosity like a fukken zoomer
Your son is less autistic than you.
Is that Dark Souls, son? Move aside.
Boomer women don't play video games
Ironically when I was a kid I had a friend whose mom was a street fighter 2 fangirl. She knew how to do most moves (with chun-li especially) and would kick our asses every time we all played together. Boomer gamer girls actually exists, anon. They're just rarer than the zoomer ones.
Nah, my aunt is a boomer and a few years ago she wanted that mini Sega console/collection for Christmas. She was obsessed with Sega in the 90's. She's in her 60s.
I had a boomer step aunt who was really into one those browser character prog/rpg-lite type games that was mafia themed. One time she came over to our house to use our IP address for some reason that was related to the game and some unique daily mechanic and I found it hilarious. I talked to her about WoW after that and it was a weird bonding moment.
My mom is in her early 50s and she loves Pokemon and Tetris.
Video games only became mostly a male thing during their life times.
Mother talked about playing her Atari enough to get blisters from the shitty joystick.
Apparently she also loved the Dune RTS when she was younger. Enough to get excited about the new film just for it.
just in here fore more jane
the only game my mum has ever played was mario kart
Jane getting old makes me depressed. Feels like it was only yesterday watching Inside Xbox on the 360 dashboard while waiting for my friends to come online.
>Would watch the weekly SentUAMessage whilst taking a break from games
I don’t know if they had that in the US, but good fricking times…
>SentUAMessage
what a throwback
We're all getting older, ever closer to the inevitable day of our death. As we age we make less and less memorable memories and thus it appears that the passage of time is faster and faster. Life is a constant downward spiral and things like cute video game lady getting older are just a grim reminder of our mortality that we cannot avoid try as we might
Post that anon who drew porn of his mom
That’s actually happened
>shadman
>her face when you unzip your dick
>Not when your dad's still in the house!
when did you add a zip to your dick?
That must fricking hurt.
what race is this?
the human race 🙂
bong
She is bonganies. Part bong part Chinese. Something like that anyway.
Outside xbox is a pretty fun channel
I agree.
Ellen is woke
who?
She's still a qtpie. I would marry her and have vidya player kids.
My mom used to be obsessed with a game called deadly towers when she was in college. I ended up a couple birthdays ago getting her a copy again and she was so happy. Then I played through it on an emulator and frick was that game unforgiving.
>my mom was this with rollercoaster tycoon
>my dad was this with il-2 sturmovik
The passage of time is incredibly depressing, especially when mourning the loss of someone who is still alive.
I miss my parents, bros.
at least you had good memories of them anon, my parents are getting up there too.
OUTSIDEXBOX IS OFF-LIMITS FOR Ganker. YOU TAKE THIS SHIT DOWN.
>Mom can barely play video games
>Remember her beating the second quest in Zelda while I was little with no guides.
>all that makeup and lighting
>still fugly
i find her very very attractive for some reason...
I had an ex who used to play NES with her mom when she was little. I always thought that was real sweet.
my mom is a god at Dr. Mario on the NES
I miss playing NES games with my mom as a kid
sexo
My mom knows all 50 stardust locations in Legend of Dragoon so instead of looking it up I just give her a call when I need help. I know most of them too but I always forget one or two on a disc.
I'm playing Legend of Dragoon on an emulator for the first time. Do I really need to get all 50 for story completion? Or is it just an optional super boss-type situation?
Optional super boss only.
Thanks, anon. I'm on the 2nd disc and I know I must have missed some on disc 1 and I do not want to backtrack if it's just optional. I could Youtube what the fight looks like when I'm done.
Yeah don't worry about it. I only go for them since I've played the game a bunch of times already and like the fight. Hope you enjoy the game.
My dad was part of a globally competitive clan in Battlefield 2. Funny thing is that part of the reason him and my mother got divorced was because he spent so much time on BF2.
my mother teached me how to play various old nintendo and famicom games when I was a kid, and she teached me things about super mario bros like the secret level room for example.
She should have "teached" you some English, you dumb b***h.
maybe yours should've taught you how not to be so mean 🙁
Well she didn't and that's what the board is for.
>what is simple past
>what is pp (not one thing i stick in ur mom)
moron
>What is an irregular verb?
moron.
I save webms from Ganker threads regularly and show them to my mom.
>Mario 3
>Kirby's adventure
>burger time
good times
Impossible, my mom hates video games and I don't think she's ever played a single one.
my mom didn't play video games until smart phones cameras out. all she plays is candy crush. I don't even remember playing super Mario bros with her.
>smart phones came out
Why does everyone have mother issues now?
Because the western nuclear family has been in a slow car wreck for the last 50 years anon.
Why don't you?
Because your mom is several hundred thousand times better in every way compared to modern women
My mom likes vr but we both get motion sick and I have 1000hrs in vr and still puke
>mom hasn't touched a controller or even a keyboard in her life
Can't relate.
My mom and I beat Gauntlet Legends on a Disney Cruise Arcade like 20 years ago, they even kept it open an extra hour longer because the employees had never seen anyone actually go through all of it.
>that picture
it's tar
She then gives you a Blowjob
Based northern lass Jane. Used to watch her when they had a segment on Xbox Dashboard. Think she's just doing Youtube now with the same guys.
Pity Ellen is so woke. Its very off-putting.
She did see me naked.
We spent the night together! We didn't have sex, but she did see me naked.
>Mum played Donkey kong 64 all the fricking time, getting all the collectibles, and had 4 fricking 100% saves on Mario 64, then threw a tantrum when I accidentally 2-3 of them because I wanted to play.
>Dad played the Timesplitters games and had like a gazillion hours in Desert Conflict on the ps2
Was cozy, shame they don't care for vidya anymore.
My parents would only crowd around the television for violent video games.
I had a slew of friendly G-rated games but they would only bother me if I were playing Resident Evil 4 or God of War.
Video games costed money and my mom is israeli.
You reminded me that I have to play the new Syberia game with my mom. She loves the series and beat all the games on my original Xbox when I was younger.
my mom didn't play a ton of vidya but she did beat Zelda 1 (including second quest) and 2.
>dad used to play aoe 2 and starcraft when I was younger
>used to play with him, cultivated my love rts
>stops playing
>one day literally force him to play world of tanks on my computer
>complains but begrudgingly tries it out because he's a big ww2 documentary enjoyer
>5 years later
>actively plays world of tanks every day, sometimes bugs me until I join him for a few matches
>has multiple tier 10 vehicles (a pretty respectable grind)
>never spent a penny on the virtual shop, outright refuses to spend money on it
it's like a cheat code for our relationship because I can choose to play a couple matches with him and it'll instantly make his day and make him happy.
i lover her so much bros
What parasocial simping does to a mf
my grandma is crazy at tetris
My mom was the one to get me into Age of Empires 2. She always liked turtling and going for the relic victories. I love my mom.
frick she's hot
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClDNnbk0gZmtIvcdG3RTcbg/videos
The frick
I respect the grind
thank you!
Is there one for Ellen?
Ellen is ugly
>"mom"
>b***h is only like 5 years older than me
frick, I'm old.
So, you guys are getting that xbox channel recommended too?
simcity 4 and rct 1
my ma made me autistic
my mom saw me crash an infernus in vice city and asked me to let her play for a bit
I couldnt fall asleep because she kept playing vice city every night
Cute, I used to play GTA San Andreas with her and she'd laugh so hard whenever CJ got beat up or stole a car or picked up a prostitute, because she had no idea those things were in video games.
Keffals looks like THAT???
ZAMN!
Used to like her when she was on gamespot
>play re2make as claire
>mom walks in
>”oh are you playing tomb raider?”
>zoom in on claire and tell her it’s resident evil
>mom looks at the screen for a moment ans says
>”she has a weird face”
Did you told her that they scanned the face of a very cute model.
Jane wa KAWAII!!