>mom walks in

>mom walks in

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's 614 years old you sick frick

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw when living alone and I can moan as loud as I want to while jacking off to this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a quiet coomer.
      Completely straight faced and silent.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idk man. I've gotten so good at jerking off I can't control it some times

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        same. the few times I've had sex they always mentioned that they didn't know if I was enjoying it or not because of how quiet I was. b***hes don't get that I'm an stoic chad...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same. She enjoyed it more once I relaxed enough to show that I was enjoy it too. Yet another sexual dysfunction brought on by porn use.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          >he doesn't grunt like a horny caveman and finally release a massive primal scream while shooting ropes
          you guys have feminine energy

          >making noise when you cum
          I've tried forcing it and it just makes it feel awkward. When the girl does it though, then it's hot.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This guy gets it, moaning as a dude is just trying too hard.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'd even argue making noise when you cum is feminine, since you're acknowledging the power and pleasure that they have over you. Making no noise keeps you in the dominant position as you don't open up to how you feel, making you the one who seems in control.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The only noise a man should make is a grunt of relief. The same way you would when taking a good shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The only noise a man should make is a grunt of relief. The same way you would when taking a good shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if you're doing it right your nut should come partially as relief

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >tfw she tells you to moan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same

        same. the few times I've had sex they always mentioned that they didn't know if I was enjoying it or not because of how quiet I was. b***hes don't get that I'm an stoic chad...

        >he doesn't grunt like a horny caveman and finally release a massive primal scream while shooting ropes
        you guys have feminine energy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if i call it primal and caveman like it's not moaning like a b***h
          you're on Ganker, you don't have to save face that hard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't let out a nasal "GNEEEEEEE" while ejaculating that traumatizes the girl for the rest of her life
          Weak

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't sequel and giggle like a Japanese school girl
          You will never be a real man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that feel when when

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was it supposed to be silly?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much, these games are nothing to take seriously.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's one hot looking mom, anon.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mom died 7 years ago
    feels bad man

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dad walks in.
    SON THESE GAMES ARE GETTING PRETTY RACY

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I once heard someone describe bayonetta as "heterogay". all the bayo breasts and ass shoved into the camera filters a lot of people, but all the girly song and dance stuff filters the kind of guys that would buy a game just for this. I can't be too surprised it got such a huge fanbase of lesbian secondaries that barely paid attention to the games themselves to realize that bayo literally says she likes to get bred in the first game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >girl song and dance
      What kind of queer gets filtered by her pole dancing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Normalgays who want to not play "virgin nerd" games

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Years when I was a wee lad, my mom caught me watching porn, and had a smug face.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have never once been caught jerking off. Dad tried to once but I wedged a crowbar under the door and he was so pissed that he pretty much snapped the door in half to get it open. Still got in trouble but bought myself enough time to get my pants back up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In what fricking world does barricading a door with a crowbar take less time than pulling up your pants?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like this scene that much when I was an horny teenager but now that I'm a bit older it makes me diamonds. I have no idea why.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bayonetta is the kind of woman you don't fully appreciate until you're a fully grown man.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whose mom walks like that?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thank god my son is not a gay.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that just looks moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No fun loser

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf happened

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a rare treat that game was.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Belt whipping sounds intensifies
    AHHHHHH!!!!! NO MOM NO!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry you had to walk in on me teaching your mother a lesson. Now go back to bed sport.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I Wish Bayo was my mom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'd have a very sex positive upbringing

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She heard and ask what was the devilish sounds instead

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mom walks in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >quietly closes door
      >pours a glass of wine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think mom's going to need more wine.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did they even out her proportions a bit in 3?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mayhap

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The way her skirt clips through her when she runs looks like shit. That costume looks so much better without it.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I GOT A VIRUS AND I GOT SCARED AND MY PANTS FELL DOWN! MOM I GOT A VIRUS!

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    18 inches

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AHHH I WANT TO CUM INSIDE MOMMY AND GIVE MYSELF A BROTHERSON

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >well at least I didn't raise a homosexual

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream that I went grocery shopping with Bayonetta and Jeanne. And they were each holding onto one of my arms as I pushed the cart.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      giwtwm

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my gf likes it when I moan so I do it for her

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