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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    More like dead, because I never save this b***h

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Romancer her
      >send her to die a warrior's death like the proud soldier she is.
      idk why this is so good as somebody who hates blueberries. it means you can choose someone else in 2/3 and still be an honorable man.
      very kino route

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >saving the homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the guy can use magic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah he can make a wiener disappear in his mouth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've come around on her. She's a lot more fun than Kaiden in ME3, and I'd rather pump and dump her than Liara before moving on to Tali.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Kill her off for Kaidan since he was a bro to me
    >His entire character devolves into "EUUUGH SHEPPY ME GAY, LET ME SUCK YOUR PEEEPEE" in 3

    Fantastic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I always saved Ashley. Kaiden sucks so bad and gets overshadowed by every other biotic in the trilogy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        including the main character.
        I remember playing a soldier on my first playthrough in 07 and he said my biotics spiked higher than his despite my character not even having biotics.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          His whole thing is that he was some secret government project and has prototype biotics or some shit so he a bit stronger than a normal human.

          Jack even does his backstory better. He has nothing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yea but in ME3 you can take reave from him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know
      Lock-in a romance before talking to him post-Citadel coup and he'll remain the non-homosexual bro he was in 1

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah he was always a homosexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >backstory in ME1 has him kill a turian by breaking his jaw with a biotic kick because the alien had hit the girl Kaidan liked

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pathological liars tend to be closet cases

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Are the comics written from an out of universe/3rd person 'narrator' POV also pathological liars?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He did nothing wrong

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Mac Walters
                unironically yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >killing off either one
      You betrayed your race.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't feel attraction to a girl with the same name as a Bruce Campbell character.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like how her sequel outfit is a pair of thigh highs and a tinfoil miniskirt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      huh?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She has such an ugly ass butterface.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Resting b***h face.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not even the best ass in the series

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Post the cottage cheese bag ass
      She has the worst ass in the series

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She has to have a good ass because her face is so ugly.

        you guys are a bunch of dumb israelites NEVER ADDRESS ME AGAIN

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She has to have a good ass because her face is so ugly.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there a military armoured suit coloured white and pink?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I sincerely wish I could let both her and kaiden get nuked on virmire. they are both so damn annoying.

    I thought kaiden was bad always complaining about his headaches or whatever but after playing the trilogy with ashley, there's no way he can be more annoying than her.

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