More like FLOPS of Pandora, am I right, fellas?

More like FLOPS of Pandora, am I right, fellas?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only incels don’t like it because le contrarianism

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no u

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A general good indicator is if the game is bundled with a GPU or CPU, then it'll be a bad game
    >Forspoken
    >Dead Island 2
    >Callisto Protocol
    >Diablo IV
    >Saints Row
    >Overwatch 2 currency
    >Sniper Elite 5 (which, okay, is actually not bad)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Starfield

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        but starfield is good.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          As a space enthusiast I really want to like Starfield, but it is fundamentally flawed and I don't know what could be done to make it good.
          The overly ambitious premise demands that all kinds of not-fun limits be imposed on it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dead island 2 was actually solid though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got two copies of it (one with my cpu, one with my gpu) but I don't think I can even just resell them because it sounds like you have to jump through a lot of hoops to activate the codes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got FF14 once with a CPU
      Never played that trash either

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Starfield

      It seems to be true, Alan Woke 2 was also bundled with RTX cards IIRC.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        and Alan Wake 2 was pretentious garbage

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly my point.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      got wolfenstein young blood with my rtx 2070

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but i got monster hunter world with mine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got Half-Life 2 with my X800XT PE.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last of Us for PC

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot
      >resident evil 4
      >last of us remastered
      >jedi survivor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >got MGS V bundled with my 970
      >game ends up being a huge fricking disappointment
      >got ass creed valhalla bundled with my MSI mobo
      >its somehow more boring than ass creed 3 was

      you might be onto something here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Callisto was good nothing special but good
      with shitty perfomance but hey if its fun and not woke, its good in my book.

      >got MGS V bundled with my 970
      >game ends up being a huge fricking disappointment
      >got ass creed valhalla bundled with my MSI mobo
      >its somehow more boring than ass creed 3 was

      you might be onto something here

      >MGSV
      >disappointment
      kys fat troon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >likes callisto protocol
        >likes unfinished empty open world slop like MGSV

        nah you're a massive homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget MGSV, t'was bundled with my 980 Ti.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Diablo IV
      I got this with my 4090 and was "waiting in line" for 10min before I quit. Frick waiting to play a game I have installed locally. Fricking moronic.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is Ubisoft even surviving right now? They've been churning out bad/unprofitable games for the last 3 years. I know R6S and Valhalla can't be keeping them afloat on their own.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A 7/10 game isn't bad. It's just average. This is an average licensed game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A licensed game with some elevated potential and expectations because it was given the freedom to do whatever it wanted within the setting, with an original story and characters, not tying in with a particular movie or anything

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually, the game is canon to the movies. It even hints at avatar 3.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    playing it early on PS5 and i can say at least its better than starfield and pozzed man 2 so far. Id bump it to a 7.5 in my personal opinion.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good to know

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ubi game better than anything that isn't outright broken? That's a new one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he bought slop
      >he bought the no games station 5
      stop feeding the industry anytime

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i have money so who cares

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i have money so who cares
          you do realize by buying the latest slop, you are endorsing their practices and you give them an incentive to continue churning out slop.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want them to

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I enjoy the slop so why would I want them to stop, homosexual?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I enjoy the slop

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >irrational pctroony
        Reminder that you wont get to play GTA 6 on release homosexual

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I won't be able to consume slop
          Oh no, the horror

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >immediately brings up the pc when being told to stop buying slop
          rent free, enjoy your latest $79.99 slop!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn dude. You won't even be able to play till 2025. Who cares.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What did he mean by this ?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The game isn't coming out till the year 2025. Even then it'll be foolish to assume early or middle of the year. To use it as a "own" is stupid. No one is playing Grand theft auto VI for a good while.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No access to rockslop
          Good. Wouldn't play it either way.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why 7/10? It's yet another open world collectathon by UbiShit.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    7 is actually way higher than I expected. I am honestly shocked people still give a frick about Avatar. The first movie was pretty, sure, but it lacked any substance and after an entire decade, people just seemed to forget it existed. I thought for sure the sequel would bomb for waiting so long and I hardly saw anyone actually hyped for it when it was announced but no, it apparently did very well. I don't fricking get it.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing can be one dimensional

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fell for it and said frick it, I got the fricking gold edition...
    Its the first time and the last time that I'll do this shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to late to refund

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its too late, I preloaded the game, I feel nothing, because the shame and regret of buying it is counterbalanced by the fact that I like the universe and what I saw made me want the game...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what's wrong with it?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dont know yet, but I spent 109€ in the gold edition, I never do that and never will again.
            I just hope that I will at least enjoy the game.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sure it'll be fun. Don't let everyone get you down so quick.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit I’ve never seen shilling as blatant as this on Ganker. Don’t even try to deny it either. It’s a well known fact that Ubisoft markets here frequently. I’m pirating your game on principle

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go for it. It's just shit from the trailer, kek. All I'm saying is that everyone on these boards will be immediately negative about anything new, then jerk each other off about it until it's le worst game evar. Somehow 7/10 (above average) is already a 'huge flop', unplayable garbage and people should feel bad for buying it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >two types
                >shows not-Horizon Zero Dawn gameplay with no difference in any of the scenes
                Doesn't Jame Cameron have billions of dollars by now? Who cares about this shit, just make more movies or get more submarines.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                not-Horizon Zero Dawn gameplay with no difference in any of the scenes
                you fricking wish
                it's just far cry

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah, it's just that open-world 'survival' games have become to saturated in the market that I forgot Farcry basically did it first. Either way, it's going to have crafting and herbalist autism and tons of story, I.E. boring trite garbage.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, I pulled the trigger after watching gameplay , the world looks beautiful and I feel some soul, I just didnt enjoy the characters, from what I saw of them, those humans who sided with the na'vis, I wanted to punch them.
                But the world man, thats what sold it, mainly.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It does kinda suck that the Avatar world doesn't lead to much interesting side stories. People are supposed to automatically like the Na'vi but there's not much to them aside from shallow native american tribal tropes. And you're not supposed to like the RDA and they'll be comically evil, but they have the cool troop and military tech.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Funnily enough it was more subtle in the movies, I enjoyed the humans siding with the na'vis in the movies, it wasa lot more nuanced and they were not cringy purple haired c**ts or indoo homosexual wearing a sikh turban on a fricking alien planet, or what seem to be the leader incanated by a black man, I'm fed up of this shit.
                It just sucks and I hope that its just a short part of the game and that I dont have to talk to them ever again after.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that webm and caption
                kys pajeet shill

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      should've bought amd rewards key for 25 bux

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a glorified Far Cry mod. I'll play it when it's $10 or on Game Pass, probably the latter.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO NO Nvidia sisters how can we cope ? Imagine being a Vramlet and falling for Nvidias scam time to upgrade your 1 year old 800$ gpu as soon as next gen drops since its already outdated

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That happens to the sheep. And they never learn.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this fricking real? No way, so the PS5 version runs at low-medium textures?

        I guess the FSR stuff is there for a reason.
        Or if even this is taken into account and it is still as demanding, then its fricked up and many people will be fricked.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this fricking real? No way, so the PS5 version runs at low-medium textures?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So exactly as expected it's Blue Man Far Cry. Anyone who thought it would be anything else is a rube.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They will make an RDA expansion to recoup losses

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still better that i expected.
    No idea how Far Cry reskin was supposed to appeal to anybody.
    Far Cry got tired by forth one, far cry 6 was just a chore, and they still make far cry pandora after FC6 flopped

    Can Ubisoft even make anything original anymore?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Avatar and this game looks like Avatar and my GPU can do raytracing so Im paying for a month of ubishit+ to play this. If it was on steam I'd probably consider buying

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to be playing it on the Steam Deck through GeForce Now probably.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To ubishills itt: why didn’t you give us an RDA campaign? There’s a large amount of people who would’ve given this a try if we could slaughter na’vi. You could have easily satisfied everybody with this decision. Who cares if it’s “fascist”, it’s just a video game.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy how unhyped this game was. Literally zero marketing outside of hardware bundles.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I kill and eat the humans then wear their bones as trophies?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice Baofeng radio.
      Nice to see they made it this far.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The graphics look terrible, this is just low res right?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a walkthrough video of the begining of the game, the game look great imo

        The storm at around 1:25:00 looks really cool, I hope there will be occasional storms in the world.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's a lot of helicopters blowing up and they keep landing kek

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yea, thats sloppy, but I dont mind it, I wouldn' even care if there was no combat at all too, I mainly want to do stuff in the fricking forest and look at plants and animals and vistas.
            Frick I hope the game has a decent lengh too, 60 hours minimum with random events would do it

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Ney would be there to tell the woke homosexuals to get the frick out of Pandora.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get real she wouldn’t even get close to them. Grace, Norm and maybe even Max would be the only ones she would talk to, but even that’s unlikely

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was concerned when Massive and Ubisoft were talking about their Star Wars game more than this one even though this came out first

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who actually gives a shit about Avatar and its world? Any interest in the movies and franchise in general seems completely manufactured.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody really cares about the world but I understand why they try when the numbers are like this. In the end it's just a glorified tech demo.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lifetime gross is right, normalgay taste is repulsive.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are many parts that I liked. The ISVs were cool as was most of the human tech. Transferring into an Avatar body to do all that Jake does and get a cute gf was also interesting. It only falls apart when it turns into "we want their resources now and will kill them because we're evil"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Michael Bay directs the Aerith scene

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    $70 is too much

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw reading this thread on one monitor, while being in a Ubisoft meeting on another.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you tell your bosses to stop making shitty games pls

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trust me anon, every single employee is doing nothing but asking this exact thing, every day.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you work on this game? How much did everybody hate working on this?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, I don't work at Massive. I don't know how much the studio liked working on it, but I do know that they worked VERY closely with Cameron's people. James Cameron and his team approved every single asset in this game. As far as Cameron is concerned, this is as important as another movie, and is fully canon. The events in this game will probably be referenced in the movies.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Interesting insight. Thanks ubibro

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This fricking blue bawd doesnt wear any panties, fricking savage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that's a hot bird. Ugly creatures on it tho

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope she is fully modeled

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No RDA campaign, no buy.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the GILF, the teeth looks especialy great, thats funny.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute blue cat girl.
    Thats what I wanted cute na'vi girls, the humans in this game are cringy and annoying.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the hype around it's graphics. It looks worse than Forbidden West tbh

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Men only want one thing and it’s fricking beautiful

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is selling very well btw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait what ? How do you already know that, don’t most people start playing tomorrow (if they play at all that is) ?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are actual, unironic ubi shills on this board. They guy who admitted to being an employee probably isn't one of the paid ones.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pre orders. At least in my country. They had to ask for more from the distrbutor.

        The game is an easy 8.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The price should be lower though, fricking gaygets, I repeat that you had me this time, but its the last time.

      Wait what ? How do you already know that, don’t most people start playing tomorrow (if they play at all that is) ?

      I guess he is that ubisoft guy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agree. Most games prices should be lower.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Na'vi Feet.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ubisoft open world avatar game
    holy shit, this is the most artificial focus-tested board meeting uninspired fricking trite piece of shit game i have ever seen in my life. impressive.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avatar must be the most disgusting product made by Hollywood in the past years, and thats saying something.
    To that you add ubislop Far Cry gameplay and you have the perfect shit wienertail.

    I feel sorry for the devs because Im a sucker for classic Star Wars and was looking forward to their next game but I theyll probably going to get the axe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think Avatar is made by Hollywood ? Are you fricking moronic ? Literally everyone in israelitewood was against Avatar and wanted it to fail. The only reason we got it was because Cameron told everyone to frick off.
      >Star Wars
      Ah I see you are actually a moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you think anything Hack Cameron made after Terminator is above the classic SW trilogy?
        You probably cried with Titanic, right?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally every movie Cameron made is above starslop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dilate.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the na'vi look like Black folk? I like the off-model fanarts though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are just masai painted blue,not very original

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    any blue feet pics? either gender

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        kiri feet.......

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would buy if it was on Steam

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, I assume you still have to use the ubitrash launcher/storefront if you buy it on ESG?

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/live/sDOPxaFLw9k?feature=shared

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a section on Earth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, just play Cyberpunk, looks compatible.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't believe there was close to zero r34 of this movie despite the popularity

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >despite the popularity

        no one gave a frick about the second one. The first one definitely did have popularity but there wasnt much of a r34 crowd back then, and they were limited by the tech they had at the time.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >3rd highest grossing movie of all time
          >not popular
          Inb4 "just because it was popular doesn't mean it was popular". And I'm not even arguing that it was good.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I suppose popular is the correct word to use to describe it but the only reason most people watched the second one was just out of pure mild curiosity to see how it would follow up to the first one. And the only reason the first one was so popular was because the graphical fidelity was leagues ahead of anything out during that time. There was really no lasting impression made on people from these movies, especially in the case of the second one.

          • 3 months ago
            abatap

            Nobody remembers that it even came out and most thought it was worse than the first. Even the first movie was longer lived but a longshot.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Avatar fans don't make it their whole personality like other fandoms do. They'll watch their movie then just chill till the next one comes out

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to end up spending $1400 to play this game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have gave the rights to Guerrilla I reckon they'd make a sick Avatar game

  46. 3 months ago
    abatap

    I'll fricking kill you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like some pretty decent Game Pass slop tbqh to just space out and run around in

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Games like this are still being made, why? Nobody likes shovelware.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there are people who spent nearly 180$ on the ultimate edition of a white guilt colonialsim simulator with far cry primal level gameplay

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So it's just like the movies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Making two billion dollars? Must be an excellent game.

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