Most embarrassing Pokemon-related confessions
20+ years after Lorelei's first appearance in the anime, I still jerk off to her. I'm 34 years old and even imagine her while fricking my troony gf
Most embarrassing Pokemon-related confessions
20+ years after Lorelei's first appearance in the anime, I still jerk off to her. I'm 34 years old and even imagine her while fricking my troony gf
when i was 5 or 6 my 12 year old cousin made me perform sexual acts on her in exchange for trading me pokemon
Gross
>spoiler
Please have a nice day
I thought Scizor was part fire type well into 4th gen. I can explain. First of all, it turns from green to red for no reason. Second, when I first heard it pronounced in the anime, being the moronic kid I was I thought the name was derived from "sizzle". Third, they rarely showed up in the games and up to that point they were too hard to get for me to have owned one, so I never bothered to check its typing. It did explain why water type moves weren't super effective though.
>it did explain why water type moves weren't super effective though
I thought water was super effective on steel Pokémon?
no
I never played a single game and i saw like just a few episodes of the original ashnime.
There is another reason I like poke, though
>I still jerk off to her. I'm 34 years old and even imagine her while fricking
That’s not so bad-
>my troony gf
kys
on my second playthrough of xy i had a shinx as my starter and i had to frequently take breaks to jerk off to the thought of fricking her
i spent far too much time recoloring pokemon in shitty wannabe photoshop apps because i thought it was fun
It could be worse. You could be dating someone who looks like a man but isn't
"Looks like a man but isn't", hmm... a pokeman?!
I didn't know ghost was weak to itself until gen 5
i havent played a single pokemon game past gen3
I traded my Tornadus away for a Noctowl and Armaldo. I hadn't played HGSS yet despite owning them, and my only other Pokemon experience was Fire Red and plain old Blue.
In my partial defense, I was distracted by something else when they removed Thunderus from the trade pool, since the original idea was those two AND getting Thunderus in exchange for my Tornadus.
I was playing Pokemon Platinum, I was also watching porn and in my degeneration I inserted the stylus of my DS into the orifice of my penis, I was 14 years old
did it hurt?
I don't know if this exactly counts as a confession but I'll share because it's definitely embarrassing
Back when I was in school, there were a handful of presentations I made with Pokemon. I wanted my presentations to stand out from everybody else's. I wanted to create a story that somewhat fits in with the topic the presentation. One of my presentations was about 1800s America or something so I thought it would be cool if the pokemon went back in time to actually experience it but then they get stopped by Thomas the Tank Engine who was supposed to be a time travel cop. You guys would probably think it's chris-chan tier autism if I could show you them. That said, my classmates actually got a kick out of it and my teachers for the most part liked it, but looking back on it, it's definitely cringey
Hey, sounds like a fun thing to look at, even if it's just due to the absurdity.
I don't think they exist anymore, but I'd post some snippets if I did
If you ever find them, I think I'd be interested. I could probably dig up some of my ancient completely unfinished fanfictions in exchange 😛
When I was ten or so, I drew an evolutionary line of nazi litterbox pokemon. Their names were Litler, Fenein, and Naznand I think. The line was classic "it just gets bigger" shit. They all were litterboxes with Hitler mustaches and stick figure limbs.
I let a kid wipe my pokemon red copy when I was in grade one by catching missingno and saving. i didn't know what it would do and i spent the rest of the day crying
Last time I checked, Missingno STILL can't erase save files. It just physically can't.
well it made it so i couldnt play anymore. i really was upset about it
I feel like he did more than just catch Missingno and save. Did he do some fricky shit and catch a Pokemon with Cooltrainer?
I don't remember the specifics sadly, I was really young. But it made me quit pokemon until DP came out
I'm sorry to hear that, either way. Losing a save file hurts.
im a newbie