You get her last out of all 3 existing female companions and you also have to talk to a black person to even find out about her. Eww.
But in all seriousness most people (including me) love the happy ending schlock and deeply care/get upset if their choices don't lead to one. People googled up the fact that she doesn't have a good ending and they immediately dropped her.
That's good for you anon. I'm just saying most people won't like that ending and they automatically aim towards Shart because of it.
Lae'zel gets passed on because of her sadistic, cunt behavior in first act that's literally Astarion tier of chaotic evil. It's only from 2nd act onward she becomes a softy with the best romance/character development (Creche is technically 1st act but you should do it last after Underdark & the Druid Grove/Goblin camp quest) Plus she's ugly
not me , had sex with cute annoying emo girl now im on way to viciously murder her since im dark urge then go into the sunset with best girl and start a family
karlach is trash
she looks nice but her personality is awful
shes so fucking dumb bros......
Her personality is okay but it just doesn't make any fucking sense which makes it lame.
Like, every other character is unlikeable at first BECAUSE of what they went through. Only once you get to know them and they open up you start understanding why they are this way and build compassion/sympathy for them.
Astarion is a vampire rape dungeon victim that doesn't feel empathy because it was literally never taught to him as he went through centuries of dehumanizing torture.
Shadowheart is a kidnapped torture victim whose memory was wiped out so her masters can ironically turn her into their most obedient dog possible.
Lae'zel was basically raised in North Korea and was happy to sacrifice herself for her glorious leader until she got betrayed.
Gale is a guy who got cursed with a chest nuke to teach him a bit of modesty and humility (which he still struggles with) - his life is fucked because of hubris.
Wyll is probably the lamest and closest we got to a stereotypical boring whiteknight that does good things for the sake of goodness because in reality he's too beta to actually do what he really feels.
And then comes Karlach, this bitch has a V16 engine in her chest that stops her from staying in Faerun. She was literally sold off to a demon and used as a soldier in an endless battle between armies of hell that she endured for a decade. Yet she sounds like a fucking personification of reddit. She describes her past experiences with hell spawns and demons like they're bunch of school bullies instead of monsters completely devoted of positive human emotions. I fucking rolled my eyes and cringed irl when she said "that she tried to befriend others at first but quickly learned they're mean :~~*".
Honest to god you could write her into this worn out Rambo type persona with PTSD but instead you give me this shit?
your poisonous cynical mindset discounts the possibility that a person can retain their humanity (so to speak) even under the worst and most degrading of circumstances as a testament to the strength and purity of their character
that kind of anti-optimistic attitude exclusively comes from miserable people whose only goal in life is to make everyone around them as miserable as themselves, so naturally you find the idea of a person who isn't as miserable as you offensive
Genuinely, there is something wrong with people here.
The amount of posts I've seen bitching about oaths and murderhoboing while not even understanding what a 'teethling' is is actually alarming.
Read, retards, read!
This seems to even extend to Karlach, who literally tells you her entire backstory monologue when you meet her with voiceacting no less.
yeah i really hate that they made tiefling a core race in 4e
they were a fun concept up until they became too popular, but they've been ruined by overexposure. the fact wizard is trying to phase out half-orcs for being offensive while pushing tiefling so hard is funny as fuck too.
>play with 3 friends >Can't put companions in the party anymore >We have to keep playing knowing that our collective favourite character is going to die horribly
Larian, pls fix
People who romance her are the same people who fap to futa and then claim they're 100% straight.
Don't care, still romanceing her because her ass is FAT.
I was on the fence but this keloid looking shit is gross
ive never fapped to anything but naked women and im romancing Karly
you love futa
I only imagine my cock being suffocated by her hot wet cunt.
If you imagine her having a veiny dick instead of a nice hot tight cunt, that's on you.
Shes literally the most feminine companion
What the fuck is gay about liking futa?
there's a penis
gay
so wait, what do you use to fuck women with? or what would you use if you could?
She is a tomboy
Frog women is a dom on the streets sub in the sheets
Shadowheart is a Simp catcher
The drow with no story is for contrarian Simps
I put Shadowheart's clothes on her and I can't stop drooling seeing how fucking tight and big her pussy is.
I take offense to this, I fap to futa and claim that I'm 80% straight.
No one overlooks this reddit piece of shit, what the fuck are you on about. I behead that annoying bitch every time
try again sweaty
Best girl but she has the worst dialogue.
That's not Lae'Zel
You get her last out of all 3 existing female companions and you also have to talk to a black person to even find out about her. Eww.
But in all seriousness most people (including me) love the happy ending schlock and deeply care/get upset if their choices don't lead to one. People googled up the fact that she doesn't have a good ending and they immediately dropped her.
I dunno going to hell with her seemed pretty kino to me
That's good for you anon. I'm just saying most people won't like that ending and they automatically aim towards Shart because of it.
Lae'zel gets passed on because of her sadistic, cunt behavior in first act that's literally Astarion tier of chaotic evil. It's only from 2nd act onward she becomes a softy with the best romance/character development (Creche is technically 1st act but you should do it last after Underdark & the Druid Grove/Goblin camp quest)
Plus she's ugly
I stopped playing until Karlach gets a 'happy' ending.
needs a futa cock
>breaks the 4th wall
best girl in omnipotent
She's literally the most popular romance option
not me , had sex with cute annoying emo girl now im on way to viciously murder her since im dark urge then go into the sunset with best girl and start a family
TORtanic 2.0
true, Lae'zel is highly underrated
karlach is trash
she looks nice but her personality is awful
her personality is cuter than her looks
shes so fucking dumb bros......
yeah well too bad personality isn't everything when it comes to attraction
Her personality is okay but it just doesn't make any fucking sense which makes it lame.
Like, every other character is unlikeable at first BECAUSE of what they went through. Only once you get to know them and they open up you start understanding why they are this way and build compassion/sympathy for them.
Astarion is a vampire rape dungeon victim that doesn't feel empathy because it was literally never taught to him as he went through centuries of dehumanizing torture.
Shadowheart is a kidnapped torture victim whose memory was wiped out so her masters can ironically turn her into their most obedient dog possible.
Lae'zel was basically raised in North Korea and was happy to sacrifice herself for her glorious leader until she got betrayed.
Gale is a guy who got cursed with a chest nuke to teach him a bit of modesty and humility (which he still struggles with) - his life is fucked because of hubris.
Wyll is probably the lamest and closest we got to a stereotypical boring whiteknight that does good things for the sake of goodness because in reality he's too beta to actually do what he really feels.
And then comes Karlach, this bitch has a V16 engine in her chest that stops her from staying in Faerun. She was literally sold off to a demon and used as a soldier in an endless battle between armies of hell that she endured for a decade. Yet she sounds like a fucking personification of reddit. She describes her past experiences with hell spawns and demons like they're bunch of school bullies instead of monsters completely devoted of positive human emotions. I fucking rolled my eyes and cringed irl when she said "that she tried to befriend others at first but quickly learned they're mean :~~*".
Honest to god you could write her into this worn out Rambo type persona with PTSD but instead you give me this shit?
she is cheerful good-hearted and friendly despite all the harm and trauma literally written on her body, maybe everyone ELSE is the problem
>"good natured"
yet shes been working for evil people doing evil things her entire life
really makes you think
your poisonous cynical mindset discounts the possibility that a person can retain their humanity (so to speak) even under the worst and most degrading of circumstances as a testament to the strength and purity of their character
that kind of anti-optimistic attitude exclusively comes from miserable people whose only goal in life is to make everyone around them as miserable as themselves, so naturally you find the idea of a person who isn't as miserable as you offensive
You have to remember that he's talking about a devil tiefling so your response makes zero sense.
A tiefling is not a devil
cute dork
Genuinely, there is something wrong with people here.
The amount of posts I've seen bitching about oaths and murderhoboing while not even understanding what a 'teethling' is is actually alarming.
Read, retards, read!
This seems to even extend to Karlach, who literally tells you her entire backstory monologue when you meet her with voiceacting no less.
Just make this a Netflix or HBO Max series and be done with it. Nobody really cares much about the gameplay if we're being honest
It’s unironically movieslop
I used her at first and she was so fucking obnoxious I replaced her with gay rape gale
She should have been a minotaur instead
Had to be a tiefling. Your reddit character has to be a tiefling for the meta commentary.
Tiefs are the modern day drow of player characters.
Yep. You have to have your Joss Whedon stand in be a tiefling or people won't get it.
yeah i really hate that they made tiefling a core race in 4e
they were a fun concept up until they became too popular, but they've been ruined by overexposure. the fact wizard is trying to phase out half-orcs for being offensive while pushing tiefling so hard is funny as fuck too.
The best character is Astarion.
She appeals to the male fantasy.
Did they not bother touching up the shoddy mocap?
What is this trash?
I hope they fix it eventually, it's pretty janky and the camera's not even centered
This is how the characters moved around in TORtanic holy shit.
kek I love how his pony tail freaks out when the angle changes, you'd think they'd fix that shit first
Obligatory
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No more braps anon
Now only despair
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holy macaroni
The ending they added for her is kino.
They released the game without endings?
What the hell happened to this game in development?
she had multiple endings at release, they were all bad (not happy) endings so people complained until the devs added a good (happy) ending
wish that Dragonborn throat singing bard you murder as Dark Urge was romanceable
>play with 3 friends
>Can't put companions in the party anymore
>We have to keep playing knowing that our collective favourite character is going to die horribly
Larian, pls fix
>you will kill your slut, it's distracting you master
>makes you pass a 15 difficulty check
How based can this little guy be?