>most of the women that prominently featured in every promo art and covers are never actually present in the games
Why does Rockstar keep doing this?
>most of the women that prominently featured in every promo art and covers are never actually present in the games
The equivalent of the "This game will make you CUM in 10 SECONDS" ads but more socially acceptable.
They're based in the UK
If they can't have pretty women, why should you?
>He thinks Americans are attractive.
>never actually present in the games
based retard
try playing the open world more instead of just rushing mission after mission, the san andreas girl doesnt exist but the IV, TBOGT, TLAD, and V girl all exist as in game models.
>add a placeholder
>call it girl on a poster
>no money back guarantee kiddo
IV and V girls 100% never show up in the games. Lola Del Rio (IV cover girl) is only mentioned in the LCPD database..
Retard
Why does she have 6 fingers though?
Where?
5 visible + thumb
that's just weird shadow
Thumbs aren't that long
AI generated
I want models of each one you THINK are the cover girls, now
Even if you were right, that means Rockstar put random irrelevant background NPC's on the promo art just because booba.
Are they not just prostitutes?
And it worked, all three in OP are instantly recognizable to their game without a word on them. They might know how to market better than you.
So?
Probably it's a part of their slop recipes, "add this for coomer ads", their in-game characters are too bland and too annoying for coombait. The last time they did something good with characters was VC.
i hope they use lizzo for the next game just for the arguments.
VI's should be black qt in booty shorts, a form of diverse advertising every man can appreciate
I always figured the GTA 5 girl was based on Kate Upton. What ever happened to her?
Funnily enough, it was actually Lindsay Lohan who sued Rockstar over the artwork.
I thought the slut in V was supposed to be Michael's cunt daughter.
More importantly, why can't I kill Michael's dipshit family?
You can but you get a game over. Try throwing a grenade through the door.
No, she has her own art.
>yfw she'd genuinely be the kind of girl that would blow you backstage to get fame
I love Los Santos, bros
Why did she want to be a slut so badly anyway
i still can't tell what race of the San Andreas cover bitch is
little kid me thought she was light skinned Black with dyed hair but now looking at her she looks like a white whore with a tan
she's definitely white
Because sex sells
because looking at sluts is good you fucking homo
chinatown wars girl gets killed in the first mission kek
The next GTA won't have a cover chick, I guarantee it.
If anything it'll be the one that most easily will justify having her. Just have Lucia be it.
*dies in the third mission*
Okay I compiled a pic of all cover girls that actually appear in the games.
I was surprised that VC's one were actually twins
>that top left
what the fuck were they thinking?
"Lets not lie that much."
MEG GRIFFIN
You run them over to get your money back.
the bigger question is why do they have little 34 for being a 2d drawing of one of the most popular franchises in the world?
too normalfag to attract that type of crowd