>most of the women that prominently featured in every promo art and covers are never actually present in the games

>most of the women that prominently featured in every promo art and covers are never actually present in the games
Why does Rockstar keep doing this?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The equivalent of the "This game will make you CUM in 10 SECONDS" ads but more socially acceptable.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're based in the UK
    If they can't have pretty women, why should you?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks Americans are attractive.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >never actually present in the games
    based moron
    try playing the open world more instead of just rushing mission after mission, the san andreas girl doesnt exist but the IV, TBOGT, TLAD, and V girl all exist as in game models.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >add a placeholder
      >call it girl on a poster
      >no money back guarantee kiddo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      IV and V girls 100% never show up in the games. Lola Del Rio (IV cover girl) is only mentioned in the LCPD database..

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

      https://i.imgur.com/BDRAw97.jpg

      >most of the women that prominently featured in every promo art and covers are never actually present in the games
      Why does Rockstar keep doing this?

      Why does she have 6 fingers though?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          5 visible + thumb

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's just weird shadow

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thumbs aren't that long

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        AI generated

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want models of each one you THINK are the cover girls, now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if you were right, that means Rockstar put random irrelevant background NPC's on the promo art just because booba.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are they not just prostitutes?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And it worked, all three in OP are instantly recognizable to their game without a word on them. They might know how to market better than you.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably it's a part of their slop recipes, "add this for coomer ads", their in-game characters are too bland and too annoying for coombait. The last time they did something good with characters was VC.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope they use lizzo for the next game just for the arguments.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    VI's should be black qt in booty shorts, a form of diverse advertising every man can appreciate

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always figured the GTA 5 girl was based on Kate Upton. What ever happened to her?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funnily enough, it was actually Lindsay Lohan who sued Rockstar over the artwork.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the bawd in V was supposed to be Michael's c**t daughter.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      More importantly, why can't I kill Michael's dipshit family?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can but you get a game over. Try throwing a grenade through the door.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, she has her own art.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yfw she'd genuinely be the kind of girl that would blow you backstage to get fame
        I love Los Santos, bros

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did she want to be a bawd so badly anyway

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i still can't tell what race of the San Andreas cover b***h is
    little kid me thought she was light skinned Black with dyed hair but now looking at her she looks like a white prostitute with a tan

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's definitely white

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because sex sells

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because looking at bawds is good you fricking homo

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    chinatown wars girl gets killed in the first mission kek

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The next GTA won't have a cover chick, I guarantee it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If anything it'll be the one that most easily will justify having her. Just have Lucia be it.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    *dies in the third mission*

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay I compiled a pic of all cover girls that actually appear in the games.

    I was surprised that VC's one were actually twins

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that top left
      what the frick were they thinking?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Lets not lie that much."

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        MEG GRIFFIN

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You run them over to get your money back.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the bigger question is why do they have little 34 for being a 2d drawing of one of the most popular franchises in the world?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      too normalgay to attract that type of crowd

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