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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    anything new?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    where do you think SOTC got its empty world, horse riding, puzzle solving, princess saving from? Hmmm??

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ico

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no open world
        >no horse
        try again sonny jim.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          zelda didn't have open world before BOTW either and you wanted me to say zelda lol

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But climbing towers doesn't give you objectives in Breath of the Wild, it only reveals the map. That's like saying the fish guy in Wind Waker is Ubisoft.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the shrines are pretty much from Assassin's Creed games
      >enter shrine/old building
      >solve annoying puzzle
      >get an upgrade item/armor/weapon

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not rocket science
    combine
    Portal test chambers
    HalfLife2 gravity gun
    AssassinCreed climbing
    and get the best game ever made, because it has a lot of good DNA and mechanics together.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >copy Banjo bolts and nuts
      >use the same map from older game
      >ask for $70 because tendies will buy it anyway
      >pay reviews to get away from the fact it's an extremely unoriginal DLC
      >BlackRock will make sure zoomers will goyslop it as the best game ever

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        under the impression it was a BotW thread not TotK

        but to correct you it's
        >revolutionize open worlds with first game
        >innovate and iterate on robust groundwork
        >spend 6 years designing new systems that synergize with previous systems
        >develop 2 new overworlds and change the original significantly
        >metric frickton of new enemies breathing new variety into the game

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >revolutionize
          >innovate and iterate
          >synergize
          you're really good at writing meaningless corpobabble

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's probably a Niᥒtend𐐬 shill agent because zoomers don't use these words

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >revolutionize open worlds with first game

          LITERALLY FRICKING HOW? It's the same kinda shit open world games loved doing and still do: pointlessly huge map with lots of unused space, random mobs and enemy camps, ubisoft towers to check off the list and random collectibles and treasures scattered all over the place so you can waste time trying to be a "completionist"

          Or, what, because you're in a small area at first then the full map opens up to you? Games done that before. That you can enter a endgame area early? Games done that before. That you can fight the final boss and beat the game early? Pretty sure this isn't new either.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >how
            by making one that's fun

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Walking around empty pointless fields and constantly stumbling upon copy-pasted bloat is "fun" to you?

              by making immersive sim take place in an action game

              ...what?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                immersive sim usually feels pretty clunky, and they haven't really been done since early 2000's.
                BotW had made all those interworking systems happen in a snappy and fluid way.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You literally have no idea what an "immersive sim" is, do you...?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know what it is, but it definitely isn't a video game genre.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            by making immersive sim take place in an action game

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >metric frickton of new enemies
          I've run into like four so far
          >Like Likes
          >Cave Crawlers
          >Bird Frickers
          >The Big Guy
          Everything else has been roughly the same.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            well keep playing

            You literally have no idea what an "immersive sim" is, do you...?

            it's a game design philosophy and Nintendo has went at lengths describing what amounts to it.
            you must be living under a rock to have not seen their efforts on the tech demo, or even seen the gameplay in action of the finished product, and had the term "chemistry system" tossed around.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I almost forgot the Zonai
            >Guardian Scout 2.0
            >Guardian Scout but with fusing
            >Minecraft

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just don't like the gamecube era graphics

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has been six years. Its time to let go.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This mfer cant afford a Switch lmaooooo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      my $1500 PC can run your switch games at 120fps and 4K while you paid $70 for a 15fps/480p DLC :^)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So go play Crysis on max settings you nerd.

        I'm here with my $200 Switch having fun exploring Hyrule. Yeah it's very similar to BotW but its still a 9/10 game.
        Me and my normie friends have a whatsapp group chat and we're all having a fun time.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm here with my $200 Switch
          troony talk like those "aww i'm here with my cute boi doggo he's moronic but I love him xD #wholesomeMonday #like4like #follow4follow" shitters

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            your brain is full of holes

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol you mad bro
            are you sure you actually like playing video games?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    CS is some cherrypicking since that's like one area in a game that isn't even open world

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most overrated piece of social-engineered-hype in the world
    Skyrim

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      contender but BOTW had a worse case since everyone worship Nintend𐐬 and shit on Bethesda

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skyrim was similar to BOTW in that critics praised it for doing things that Oblivion had already done. They also praised a lot of objectively terrible things in Skyrim, like Jim Sterling's "Unlimited wienering dragons so you can play the game forever". As if infinitely respawning enemies is somehow special.
      It's the exact same kind of "what the frick are you people talking about" feeling I got back then.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >saving a princess of shadow of the colossus

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda is fine, it's just Ganker is being contrarian as always.

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