Most picked races of Baldur's Gate 3

What happened humanbros?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Human proficiencies are utterly useless unless you’re a casterfag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If people cared about gay shit like racial proficiencies, why aren't people picking Yankees then?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because being an ugly frog isn't worth it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        even those insane racials aren't worth looking like frog voldemort

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if its lack of sleep but you just made me laugh loudly in public

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slender elf cock happened

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Half elves look better, simple as.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humans didn't get bonus feat so everyone picked human with dark vision.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HalfElf has all the advantages worth a shit of both Human and Elf, so why not

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragonborn are the best for paladin, which is the most popular class. Retards can’t match racial abilities and class abilities apparently

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, that would be Gold Dwarf, but both are ugly races no one wants to play with.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dragonborn
        >ugly

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you aren't blind, yes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dwarves
        >Ugly
        Honestly the only manlet race which is probably eternally fucked in terms of face options are Halflings.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It isn't the faces that look awful on dwarves, it's everything else. Their proportions are fucked, their necks look weird as hell

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Halflings have way better faces than Humans. Better than Gnomes as well.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cleave Dragonborn and Hill Dwarf in half with triple crit Smite
        Half Orc chad here, what's that again?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dwarf
        >ugly
        nah, that would be Halflings looking like midget caricatures instead of LotR small humans

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    elf just rapes, in solasta 4x wood/high/half elf was meta so everyone has darkvision, though dwarf is fine too

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I picked Black Dragonborn. The acid resistance was useful for like one fight and never really used the acid breath either. Could have picked better for my rogue but at least he looked cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Picked a blue dragonborn.
      Electric breathe comes in handy after I use sleet storm and that ice melts.
      Can electrocute entire groups of enemies.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Human only gets bonus carry weight, there's no reason to take them over Half-elf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bonus carry weight + tavern brawler is the best way to play the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like putting a bottomless pit in every room was a terrible design choice.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elves are whiter than humans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The average elf has pale yellowish chink skin

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        short kings...

        all the default presets are hideous to sneak passed the blackrock commissars

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Larian did everything in their power to stop people from playing Human Fighters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fighter
      You mean paladin? Fighters aren’t even in the top 3 most selected classes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Larian nerfs fighters by forcing (you) to roll your own persuasion check, which is why charisma based class are on the top of the most picked classes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because when you are in dialogue you have to roll all your own dialogue checks instead of getting your party to roll them, so most people play as the face character which leads to 4 of the top 5 most played classes being the 4 charisma based ones. To make matters worse, most of the noncharisma based proficiencies and skills can be done pretty easily out of combat by someone else for free.
        Shart is the worst origin character for a face, she just has charm person and enhanced abilities so to play as her you need to respec of use spell slots
        Astarian has deception, performance and persuasion proficiencies
        Gale has +1 cha and persuasion and can get friends and charm person easily
        Lae'zel has astral knowledge and intimidation
        wyll is +3 cha, intimidation and persuasion and can get friends at level 4 (and charm person, but idk why you would want that with 2 spell slots)
        Karlach has intimidation, Thaumaturgy which gives advantage on intimidation and performance for free and in general it seems like barbarians get a lot of "intimidation advantage reason barbarian" options

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't even say that about Shadowheart.
          Of the core 6 she is the best at Insight, which does matter in a lot of dialogues. She is also the best at Animal Handling and Medicine, which do show up a decent amount.

          It's difficult to be 'bad' as a face. This game just has so many options.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gith bros...not like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gith is by far the most efficient race
      >not picked because bat nose

      I am a gith supremacist

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for me it's the noodle arms, I'm suppose to believe these dyel's are a warrior people?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          On one hand I’m glad Larian went with the lore. On the other hand they are so damn ugly and look like they’re starving or dying of AIDS

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nerd wish fullfilment races
    >followed by self insert race
    >following by normie with an edge races
    >followed by tough guy whos insecure about playing dnd race
    >followed by neckbeard whos insecure about playing dnd race
    >followed by joke races
    >finally, the ugly race
    yeah, seems to make complete sense to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tough guy whos insecure about playing dnd race
      More like furries. Everyone I played 4E with who selected dragonborn was a furfag or back then a “scalie” because apparently there was some gay divide

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i forgot dragonborns. yes that goes between self insert race and normie with an edge races

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Joke race has the biggest tits
      Halfling bros. We won!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just checked. he wasnt kidding
        holy shit, i play exclusively halfling from now on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tieflings are the chud race

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Leaf Lovers

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which one is the most fucked by human males?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragonborn is much higher than I expected

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's because the default human is a moron while default elf is white

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They nerfed human into the fucking ground specifically because they were salty that it was most picked.

    It's pretty hilarious.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Humans are really great though. The carry capacity is fantastic. You also get a free skill which is pretty great for non skill monkey classes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, they're not. And frankly that is a dogshit bonus compared to the other racial abilities. If you weren't a complete casual you'd know humans were robbed of their bonus feat and their skill bonuses, which is an epically retarded design choice considering how incredibly overpowered things like half-orc endurance and halfling luck are.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy fuck, i never even bothered to look at other races before. humans are such dogshit. i can never play human again.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Variant Humans in 5e were handy with the extra feat, but they aren't in BG3 for whatever reason.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Larian wanted people to play freak races

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >one skill proficiency is equivalent to advantage on all saving throws, free darkvision, spell like abilities, or all the other op shit
        embarrassing post

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is no darkvision penalty in the game you gay. The game shits out magic items from the get go minimizing most racial abilities, and that free skill makes your autistic fighter into a charismatic motherfucker.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Retarded. Carry capacity is made redundant by "Send to camp". The "extra" proficiency isn't even extra as other races get bonus proficiencies too, you just get to pick what it is in the case of humans

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dwarfbros? we are a dying breed

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ORC PRIDE WORLDWIDE

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was hesitant to play a gnome, but went for it anyway, and a lots of situation looked pretty hilaruous (especially all karlach sex scenes lol) and surprisingly badass

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a chud meme that elves are all massive cock hungry sluts and a chud wants to be that more than anything else in the world so of course they pick the elf.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know so much about trannies?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because you guys post your deranged bullshit here all day long.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're the only one posting deranged bullshit ITT.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're not a woman. You never will be one. Picking elf in BG3 certainly doesn't make you one. Lesbians don't exist.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You're not a woman. You never will be one.
              Thank god. Now meds.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Regardless you're brown.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No anon it sounds like he is repeating things other people post.
            Why do you sound so aggressive all of a sudden?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the chud race is tiefling

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I picked half elf because it had the best looking faces

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not surprised dragonborn are so high with larian making them pure furry b8

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have never had so many commission requests for scalie shit before this game…. Filled up and closed for the rest of this year.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God I wish I could draw…

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well get to it so you can get over the "Why do I suck at art" feeling, since that phase never ends.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Without the tail, I just see a human with dinosaur head, almost something out of tokusatsu. It's cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Larian groomed me into becoming a furfag with durge. Not cool

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Half elves are better than base human, that’s why they made human (variant) so there’s some competition in power gamer circles

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humans fear the Elven bull.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my half elf looks like this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        look at this absolute chad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Elves are pussies. Come fight me.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >knife ear
            >incapable of bathing
            checks out

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >knife ear
          >incapable of bathing
          checks out

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          make way for my gigachad human. although, now that i know human is shit-tier, i will have to consider other races QQ

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            damn, how many months on HRT

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's human Shrek with a female hair

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he will never be body type 1

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            forgot to include average male elf that looks like a twink, by comparison

            What race does he play?

            wizard. he uses all of his spell slots every fight, no matter how trivial it is, then long rests. goes and brags how OP mages are even though he's just abusing game mechanics, refuses to admit that, in reality, they suck all the way into the mid-game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He looks like a special needs warrior.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Have you lost your mind, Arthas?!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pick Bard and play 80s Heavy Metal

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          make way for my gigachad human. although, now that i know human is shit-tier, i will have to consider other races QQ

          Make way for the TRUE ElvenCHAD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ehm...based? Chads and Stacies arise for savage sex.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarf bros, ww@?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >beardless
      you bring shame to your ancestors

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dwarf
      >no beard

      You may as well be a fucking gnome, you gay!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its pretty funny how absolutely busted grey dwarfs are, free invs with no CD and lasts untill you want to break invis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck teethling's bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm Karl-ACK

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God the robes you get for killing her are fucking snazzy. The fact they're also pretty good for when you get them is just a cherry on top.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Total goblin death

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Character creator was such ass.
    >Here's 6 preset faces
    get fucked, of course Half-elf is the most popular..

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's your humans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a redguard

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only dragonborn needed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/yxNDiQW.jpg

      What happened humanbros?

      Dragonborn actually look cool as fuck in this game. It's a federal crime that there are literally a handful of them in the NPC list. I genuinely didn't see a single one until the gold one that runs the blacksmith shop in act 3.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That smithy merchant dragonborn girl was cute. I would have liked a few more but it's also good that they're rare, I suppose.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No... they look ridiculous and are gay as a hell. Scalie fucks are deranged and no scale fucker would even be remotely humanoid in body plan or anatomy. It's an insult to herpetologists everywhere. Stop being some fetishizing furry freak, you fuck. Absolutely dumbest race, possibly only topped by egg laying giths with pee pees and vagenes and all the males look like crack addicts.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          E6 posts by tag disagrees with you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They look really great. They would look better with lizard feet and claws, but they still look good

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t care I will continue staring longingly at male durge with the buff mod.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My blue dragonborn mogs the redguard humans. He looks cool and is perpetually smug looking

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What race does he play?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Human Paladin, then ragequits when he immediately falls after slaughtering innocents.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did not ragequit, I just kept playing as an oathbreaker.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      White male human wizard or fighter(no multiclassing) on the hardest difficulty and the default good route.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing that humans are still that high considering how thoroughly Larian gutted them. They can go fuck themselves for doing that; their gay little social engineering experiment utterly failed

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No one wants to be a manlet, savage or ugly.
    >Everyone wants to be elegant, default or powerful.

    Seems to me everyone needs to check their biases.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    halfling actually more popular than the gyth. I'll admit I am surprised by that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Male Gyths look like fucking Martian Manhunter, of course no one is picking it

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    playing as a dwarf bard was unexpected kino

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Half orcs are a cheat code. Maybe it's bugged or something idk but the 1hp thing procs every single time, not just once/rest.

    Plus you get to tower over everybody in cutscenes, so when an npc threatens you its like pic related. Pretty fun ngl

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody wants to play the ugly frogs
    Fucking knew it, they are a mistake, even wasted a waifu slot too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should have been goblins in that spot.
      Just make Lae'zel a companion but gith not a playable race.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a mod that fixes the egregious human nerf?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. It’s not very popular, so be prepared to dig

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/875
      as it is, base human is ridiculously weak. they even lose to slave races like gnome or githyanki

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHA, I JUST NUKED THE STEEL FACTORY! NOW I'M GONNA FREE WHEEL IT OUTTA HERE!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Hitler with a white bearded female drow?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Clown makeup drow

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Minthara with clown makeup. I've rested 4 times since I went to the circus. It won't go away on her or Astarion.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You have to buy the paint remover from the mummy girl at the circus.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It wore off on Shadowheart though, which is the weird thing. I will check the mummy for remover though cause while it's funny on Astarion, it looks awful on Minthara.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It wore off on Shadowheart though, which is the weird thing. I will check the mummy for remover though cause while it's funny on Astarion, it looks awful on Minthara.

          You have to buy a new set of facepaint, re-apply it to the character with stuck paint, then have them initiate a long rest. You'll have to do a long rest each for every single companion with stuck paint. Annoying fucking glitch but that's the workaround.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hitler flees the steel hall pusch circa 1929

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the stupidly oversized halberd is just the cherry on top

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >one of the best weapons in the game
        >cannot be hidden in cutscenes
        They were cruel to do it.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Variant human isn't in the game so basically they are useless

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They deliberately made humans shit to dissuade people from making human characters. Or did you forget that humans were the number 1 popular choice before they "fixed" their game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >to dissuade people from making human characters
      Well they completely failed in that regard—humans are only marginally less popular than half-elves, who are themselves the second most humanoid race. What absolute clowns Larian are

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah half elves are basically just humans, humans absolutely btfo in terms of preference. As it should be.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They made humans shit because getting a feat at level 1 is fucking retarded. If they had variant human no one would use any other race.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All human faces are ugly

    Half elves are best looking

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised human is as high as it is, considering variant human wasn't an option, +1 to all stats is kinda shit, and no darkvision. Like I get the whole gigachad white human fighter meme but I figured more people would be making their choices based off stats and features.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So did I anon. That hope went out the window when it went “viral” though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I figured more people would be making their choices based off stats and features
      If that were the case every rogue would be a deep gnome. No one wants to play joke/freak races though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frankly if you willingly play a deep gnome in singleplayer you have a mental illness.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It triggers my autism when I join my friends games though. They are half orc and dragonborn rogues

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >half orc and dragonborn rogues
          That's too far for me. Class should be race-restricted

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            half-orc and rogue makes complete sense. they are outcasts in every society. your complaint is irrational

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They're too big and dumb

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So...criminals?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Grunts, lackeys, henchmen, but not the brains of criminal operations. Important to remember that rogue saving throw proficienies are DEX and INT

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *takes a level 1 fighter dip*
                Okay my rogue is now a big dumb goon who shivs people in the ribs for pocket change.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's better

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well I didn't mean entirely min-maxed, though. My rogue is a half-orc and it may not be the most optimal choice but I get more out of relentless endurance and savage attacker (or whatever it's called) than I would from anything human has.

        what does darkvision even do? it doesnt even light up the dark areas of the game. once i started using the light cantrip on myself, i can never go back. never again squint my eyes in a video game

        uhhh I haven't used a non-darkvision race in BG3 to say exactly what Larian has done with it... in TTG everyone loves darkvision races because they don't want to roleplay stumbling around in the dark or fumbling with torches, but I think there are also mechanical rules that also come into play about attacking enemies you can't see because they're in darkness.

        Every race gets +2 +1 now.

        Oh really? Human too? That's fucking stupid, TCE rules for character creation are so sovlless.

        half-orc and rogue makes complete sense. they are outcasts in every society. your complaint is irrational

        He's probably just thinking about how the stereotypical rogue is a sneaky shadow in the night and half-orcs are big burly heavies that stand out like a sore thumb. I play mine like a thug who beats people up and takes their lunch money though and I think it's great.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, rogues don't have to be stealth monkeys.
          thats actually one of the more boring forms of rogue.
          organised crime isn't made up of cat burglars.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah darkvision does nothing in the game. It doesnt give disadvantage anymore. I think my game bugged out once and it applied disadvantage, but naw its useless in game. For most of act 2 you need a torch/light anyways.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can only play as the stereotypical rogue with the sub classes available though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No one wants to play joke/freak races though
        Dragonborn and Thieflings beg to differ.
        >inb4 "They're neither joke nor freak races".
        Both are infinitely more of a freak race than Deep Gnomes and both are jokes due to the sorts of people they attract.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, and I severely dislike tieflings - both how they look in the game, aswell as the kind of people that play them, but Gnomes look hilariously awful in this game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Gnomes look awful
            Seems pretty accurate then? As an idea they are fuck ugly. All their art in player handbooks and stuff like that is ugly. Don't know what you're trying to say.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just that people don't play them because they look ugly. That's always going to be a factor. And because they look ugly *and* like a joke, they have less players than Tiefling and Dragonborn. The proportions are totally fucked.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >And because they look ugly *and* like a joke
                They're fucking GNOMES dude.
                I don't know what you wanted, but it is literally impossible to make a fucking garden ornament look heroic. Larian did a spot on job with them frankly.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, I don't think you understand what I'm saying. I'm just saying that they're not played often because of that. That's all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Deep gnome is only a cool race when you paint em green and rp a goblin instead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what does darkvision even do? it doesnt even light up the dark areas of the game. once i started using the light cantrip on myself, i can never go back. never again squint my eyes in a video game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'll notice the lighting isn't quite as dark if you switch between a companion that has Darkvision and one that doesn't. It rarely ever affects combat though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You get penalties on attack rolls and such.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > it doesnt even light up the dark areas of the game
        If you mean visually then yes it does.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The stats and features are fucking meaningless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every race gets +2 +1 now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't even get a +1 to everything. Every race gets a +1 and +2 to a stat of their choice. All humans get is an extra proficiency they can pick, which a lot of other races get a 5th proficiency anyway, extra carrying weight, which is useless, and light armor, shield and polearm proficiencies. Most classes who want polearms already have polearm access, there are way more good robes for wizards making the light armor kinda eh (though the shield are free +2/+3 ac) and the magical polearms aside from like one glave are kinda shit compared to the magic swords and bows you get for being an elf

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >these posts about humans getting nerfed out of spite
    I didn't buy this yet. How hard is it to just mod it and make humans better? It doesn't excuse dev gayry but if I can just fix it myself then it's a non issue for me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It takes about 30 seconds to mod it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Humans aren't nerfed, they're standard 5e humans. The thing is standard 5e human sucks and most people go for the variant human option (starts with a free feat) which isn't available in BG3.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they got rid of the +1+2 based on race. which is gay

        >these posts about humans getting nerfed out of spite
        I didn't buy this yet. How hard is it to just mod it and make humans better? It doesn't excuse dev gayry but if I can just fix it myself then it's a non issue for me.

        super easy to do

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Given popular politics it's no surprise nobody wants to play as a human.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can look up stuff online, basically they gave the creator stuff to a pozzed woman, who found it bad when gamers made their own waifu/self insert, so we end up with this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good DMs won’t allow self inserts either. It’s cringe

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck doesn't pick Tiefling? Are you guys fucking gay and also retarded?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally every tiefling player is a chud

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a pathetic subhuman that picks a race based on stat efficiency instead of roleplaying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine being a pathetic subhuman that picks a race based on stat efficiency instead of aesthetics

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's why I picked Half Elf, so i could get an Elf with a beard

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I almost always play dwarves, and they made the duergar completely busted. Maybe because the game doesn't tell you what racial abilities you get except at level 1, people don't realize...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The manager has been spoken to

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Free Stealth on no cooldown was absolutely busted for me. So many puzzles I just completely avoided by walking by in perma stealth.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Roll a dice to hit
    >Roll a dice to decide damage
    >Roll a dice to Persuade/Intimidate
    Fuck is the point of my stats again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your stats influence how well you can roll

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To increase your odds of succeeding? It's not any different from a typical RPG, turn based or otherwise. Fallout? Fire Emblem? Any turn based JRPG with a chance to miss? This is not a new thing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit I miss and roll low damage numbers all the time in this game compared to every other RPG and JRPG. This happens no where near as often with any of the games you mentioned.
        In this game I have to stack 3 levels of advantages to at least have a 75% chance to miss.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I have to stack 3 levels of advantages
          Anon...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you're doing something wrong. Skill issue, in sum

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I always see people complain about dice rolls and I have no real issue.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Me neither, the mix of chance and stats is fun. If people have an issue with it they can just save scum.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The dice stats impact your dice roll bonuses. Was that not obvious?

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These threads just make me want to play actual DnD with my IRL friends.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't think that halflings would be THAT rare. Halfling Luck is pretty good. I just wanted to make a cute e-boi in order to get beast fucked by Halsin.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gays and sexual deviants pick half elf because it’s human but better, elf because it’s the prettiest, and tiefling because they’re the bad sexy demons.

    I have a player in my dnd game who is a tiefling that uses half elf stats because he wants to be a bisexual horny girl who can still do all the things elves can.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the fuck are you even playing with a person like that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s them and furfags anon. Everyone else who’s into D&D and isn’t a bisexual or furry is actually mentally ill

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I have advantage on int saving throw does that mean I have advantage on offensive cantrips and spells or just an advantage while I'm saving against something? This is in reference to gnome cunning.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's when you're saving against something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      saves = defensive
      attack rolls = offensive

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im always a human (or high elf) in any fantasy game. I wanted to do something "different", so while a Drow was my first choice, I went for DragonBorn. Its nice although in retrospective I kinda wished I picked Half Orc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Half Orc's are ugly and melee combat is boring unless you add 7 layers of magic to it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But races barely matter anyway. I keep changing classes, I started as a Bard (I keep returning to it though).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ugly

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Half Elf supremacy.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that bro that plays a fantasy game to roleplay as the same loser they're irl
    Where my orc bros at

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't picked this game up yet. Would playing as a Dragonborn, Tiefling, or Half-Orc Bard be a bad idea?

      Half Orc Barbarians get absolutely retarded 4 dice criticals that melt anything even if you don't get even sillier with Savage Attacker and Great Weapon Master

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Durge seems like the way you were meant to play. Swen lied, there is so much extra story

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>that bro that plays a fantasy game to roleplay as the same loser they're irl
      I ain't a loser, I'm cool. You know what's not cool? Reality.
      I don't play games to be someone else, I LOVE myself, I WANT to be myself, I just don't want to be in this boring ass reality.
      I want OTHERS to be wacky ass goofy ass ugly ass motherfuckers like yourself while I go on adventures with hot chicks and monster bros (and funny fag elves).

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game got popular, way more girls and normies joined in so the statistics changed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the statistics corrected

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humansisters...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you implying that an extra skill and 25% more carry weight isn’t useful?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >skill
      save scumming makes it 100% pointless
      >carry weight
      You can literally just send whatever back to your camp at any time or instantly teleport it to another character no matter where they are

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't picked this game up yet. Would playing as a Dragonborn, Tiefling, or Half-Orc Bard be a bad idea?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game is so easy that there is absolutely no need to minmax your race choice and class combo. Bard is also a very strong class and none of those races would do anything to impact its performance significantly one way or another. Just pick the race you want to RP as or that you think looks cool. Like I saw a guy posting about a black dragonborn rogue, not at all a synergistic choice, but it doesn't impact your ability to complete the game at all and it looked really cool.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he is very cool and has chuuni heterochromia

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks doc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Half Orc Bard here. Shit's cash.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice. I remember back in High School I ran a Half-Orc Bard inspired by that old, old Los Tiburon /tg/ screencap. Good times even when everybody else at the table was varying degrees of Chaotic Neutral.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t need to minmax. Just play the race you think looks cool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nothing's a bad idea, you can beat it as anything on the hardest difficulty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bard is very strong. Being able to buff martial characters like Barbarian is probably the best party configuration in the game. Not to mention your charisma stat to dominate conversations.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im this anon

      Im always a human (or high elf) in any fantasy game. I wanted to do something "different", so while a Drow was my first choice, I went for DragonBorn. Its nice although in retrospective I kinda wished I picked Half Orc

      But races barely matter anyway. I keep changing classes, I started as a Bard (I keep returning to it though).

      You can be whatever you want after you reach certain point of the game, so I was a DragonBorn Bard and I was good, charisma checks are easy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Race barely matters at all, you can be anything you want.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so humans are shit now?

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played for like 3 or 4 hours, I picked human male paladin, bashed that fucking vampires skull in instantly, went to some cave where 2 people were abusing a goblin, then I bashed their head in for picking on the weak and I bashed the goblins head in aswell. Then I dropped the game.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mutt race most popular among its mutt players
    lmao

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only mentally retarded people play human

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Human fighter or Wizard is cool because it's classic. Anything else and I agree.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Roughly 16% of people are retarded
      Checks out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Menace II Society

      >You are a seething gay why are you mad that people wants to play as human moron .

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ESL chimp enclosure breakout

        • 2 weeks ago
          Menace II Society

          >I'm chimpin out where My S OYLANT at .
          Shut the fuck gay people will still play humans you FUCKIN' gay and its still the second popular race to Play while you keep crying like a Bitch on SHIT-CHAN .

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Larian Studios please go.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dwarf paladin reporting in, gonna start a drow necromancer for my dark urge playthrough

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently you can respect throughout the campaign. When doing so with the main character, does it reset to true zero? Like can you even change race and starting background?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no just class

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Race and background
      No. Only level. But that means you can play whatever class (or classes) you want

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you side with orpheus or the emperor

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people refuse to RP in an RPG and instead go for straight min-maxing because one race has slightly better racials in an already easy game

    blows my fucking mind how people can't just make a fantasy character and experiment with builds but instead load the game and within 5 seconds google
    >best builds in BG3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its hard to roleplay with all the jankiness of a videogame, though

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP racials
    Ironically Githyankis are the one other race with OP racial but they sit at the bottom in terms of popularity

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no tabaxi
    can't give my shar gf the barb

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there a race class that doesn't feel like hitting people with nerf bats and lighter burns? I feel like HP is so high that it makes battles boring outside of the beginning of the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      race has barely anything to do with health, and even then it's completely marginal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I feel like HP is so high
      you are trash

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's their band name

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dragon Deez

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine dragons

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how background and classes don't mean anything in this game

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Menace II Society

    >Half-elf
    Surprised They are number one but it makes sense
    >Human
    Thought they will be number One considering people want to play as themselves especially on the first playthrough
    >Elf
    It makes sense
    >Dragonborn
    For how lacking in a lot of departments but have a better customization Then all races in the game surprised they are higher then the freaking tieflings.
    >tieflings
    The less said about them the better demonic scum but it makes sense.
    >Drow
    It makes sense thought they will be a little less than This.
    >Half-orc
    Why just why maybe for a second playthrough or a third or a fourth one but who the fuck play these freaking losers oogga booga morons
    >Dwarf, genome,halffling
    Hahahahahah we know why no one Play these losers if there's a mod where there head size become modable and you can romance them there number will change and I bet ya they will destroys half-orcs and Even drow numbers too the pedos will love em
    >githyanki
    A New race so if course there numbers will not be high but holy god wow no love for these ugly losers kek.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hey guys hey guys HEY GUYS
    >WHAT IF
    >NO SERIOUSLY WHAT IF
    >WE REMOVE HUMAN'S EXTRA FEAT
    >OKAY YEAH
    >AND THEN WE JUST GIVE IT 25% EXTRA CARRYING CAPACITY
    >GENIUS, SHIP IT

    Honestly, it's a shocker that human isn't further down. It's genuinely the second worst race in the game - only Dragonborn is worse.

    Also intensely funny that Gith are so far down despite being utterly busted. They're just that ugly, I suppose.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They did it on fucking purpose

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, they did. Larian has gone out of their way to display their seething for people that play humans. There's hardly any humans in the game to begin with, and no real "human" dialogue options. It's actually kind of hilarious, Baldur's Gate is more populated by dwarves and gnomes and tieflings.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's like they turned Baldurs Gate (city) into modern day Londanistan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Menace II Society

      Human make sense considering a lot of newfags are playing the game it maybe there first game in this kind of genre so they want to play as themselves dragonborn numbers are the surprise one here maybe a lot of furry fags Play This game or Maybe a second playthrough where you doing an "evil" run.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly? Dragonborn actually look pretty good, and they have very solid customization options. That's probably why they're so high. You'll notice that a lot of races that get downright insane shit (Dwarves, Gith, Gnomes) are very low just because they look bad.

        It's like they turned Baldurs Gate (city) into modern day Londanistan

        If you want a culture shock, replay NWN2. I've done it recently, and it's day and night how much more sensibly populated the city is. You've got some half-elves around, there's a half-orc, and a couple elves, but it's mainly humans. Aasimar and Tieflings are very rare (as they should be), and dwarves don't just randomly leave their holds en-masse to become shopkeepers. Seeing a kobold merchant is actually a surprise, instead of it being a "Well yeah of course".

        Legitimately fuck WOTC and fuck people that make city populations make zero sense.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mutt elf
    >Human
    >Elf
    >Lizard
    >Mutt human
    >Evil elf
    >Full on mutt
    >Small human
    >Smaller human
    >Smallest human
    >Uggo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOO I WANT MY e-boi NEKO RACE!!! AND WHERE'S SAMURAI AND NINJA CLASS????!!!!
      D&D races are iconic not without reason. Kys contrarian weebchud.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    half elves are literally the same as humans, except they get dark vision, can't get charmed or put to sleep and get to pick a racial bonus like a cantrip vs humans just get 1 more skill proficiency
    regular knife ears get dark vision, cant be put to sleep or charmed, proficiency in perception (so 5 proficiencies like humans), arguably a better list of weapon proficiencies since most short swords and long and short bows have good shit attached to them and a cantrip or +movement and stealth.
    The 2 big issues are the +2/+1 stats aren't tied to race which kills one of the big reasons to pick a race and the game just fucking showers you with with magic items making it so the light armor, shield, and polearms humans get aren't that great compared to other magic items and if you play something like fighter you get everything the humans get anyway

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is a "human race"? Should there not be different subspecies of humanity you can choose from, like in real life? Shiggy Diggy. Weak game is weak.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    duergar can turn invisible at will as much as they want with 0 spell slots require and no one still wants to play dwarf lol.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what's probably the most evil bad guy class I could make? Would it even be remotely worth it to subclass an oathbreaker paladin into a necromancer wizard if they have the same spells? The necromancy book is basically better than their summons anyways.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck does bardic inspiration work? Went college of Valor and whenever I inspire someone their next attack doesn't always use it. Is that a bug or am I missing something?

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This pretty much tracks with the data we have. The three most popular D&D races are Human, Elf, Half-Elf and together make up ~52.1% of all D&D characters.
    The next three are Dwarf, Dragonborn and Tiefling so really the only change is Half-Elf goes from 3rd to 1st and dwarf goes from 4th to 8th.
    Drow are also a subrace of elf in the base game and not their own race.
    >tl:dr
    People want to play elves primarily because they're often described as just Human+ and the next biggest camp is people that want to play Human for relatability.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went human rogue because I wanted to be like Garrett but I didnt realize how bad it is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rogue is one of the the best classes in the game. You'll be fine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thief is legitimately fantastic, the extra bonus action lets you do some serious shenanigans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah rogue is boring as fuck. It's designed for multiclass and they removed all functionality from pure rogue.

      My recommendation? Ditch it after level 3. The only "fun" thing is double hand crossbows and its a pretty linear playstyle. Try going shadow monk/thief rogue or gloomstalker ranger/assassin rogue. They're fun and powerful and still feel "rogueish" with all the stealth elements.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sure as fuck am glad Larian wasted time making origin characters instead of adding more companions and polishing Act 3.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just went on that date with Karlach in the city
    I love her so much why cant she be real

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope we get Tabaxis as DLC. I wanna be a cat monk.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no tabaxi
      can't give my shar gf the barb

      sorry but larian are not based enough for big titty catgirls, enjoy your titless fridgelike dragonborn though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're not catgirls you retarded weeb

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn’t like male dragonborn with the buff mod
        Opinion discarded

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fag

          they're not catgirls you retarded weeb

          furry catgirls are still catgirl retard

          >scalies bad furries good
          Can't say I've encountered this strain of autism before

          they are fugly is what im saying, look at dos2 lizards and weep at what they've taken from us

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah they’re all good, you’re just autistic. Also never got flooded with commission requests for DOS2 lizards like I did with dragonborn

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's just a matter of popularity. DOS2 Lizards were miles better, he is right about that. They also had a distinct culture.

              Larian's homebrew is overall superior to Faerun.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I thought the long necks on females were ugly as sin personally. Like the lizard feet way more though

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                maybe because bg3 has 5 times the playercount?

                Ah yes, the make your own look dragonborn ocs of people playing dnd(a likely group to commission) vs the sexo lizards in dos2. What a good comparison you retard. Good to see scalies are still as low iq as always.

                BG3's way more popular though.

                I think it’s really funny how a majority of the people add tails to their commission requests. Why does WotC not just give them tails? Everyone seems to pretend that’s the norm and not a birth defect

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              maybe because bg3 has 5 times the playercount?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ah yes, the make your own look dragonborn ocs of people playing dnd(a likely group to commission) vs the sexo lizards in dos2. What a good comparison you retard. Good to see scalies are still as low iq as always.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              BG3's way more popular though.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Larian def has scalies on the dev team, don't they? Like how do you explain a female dragonborn bard showing up pantsless. and then getting murdered.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That should’ve been obvious with the red prince quest line. It’s either Swen himself or somebody very high level

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Larian def has scalies on the dev team
                Gee I wonder who.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              fag
              [...]
              furry catgirls are still catgirl retard
              [...]
              they are fugly is what im saying, look at dos2 lizards and weep at what they've taken from us

              people give the db shit for just being humans with lizard masks...but i disagree. It's hard to make 3D scalies look good and I think they did a great job
              The dragonborn facial animations are fluid and sell the emotion of the dumb lizards. Actual reptiles irl are completely emotionless so making a race of emotive lizards was a job well done in not just making them look like rubber masks.

              Yeah they aren't as wild and monster-like as the divinity lizard men but the camera focus is completely different in these two games.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >scalies bad furries good
        Can't say I've encountered this strain of autism before

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There used to be a divide back when 4E was new. Now it’s only the most autistic people that hate one or the others

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bad furries good
          Other way around

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished the game for the first time on tactician, wasn't that bad difficulty wise. I think I got way too much mileage out of hasting Lae'zel. Very good game otherwise.

    Ended with me going to hell with Karlach, I guess The repair guy died in Act 2 for me.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Half-humans get all the important benefits of both. It's the min-max choice.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ranger is the best class as always

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >0% of this thread have an active IRL D&D group
    Prove me wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have one but I don't want to dox myself since I'm 80% sure one of them is a regular here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't, I'd rather get kicked in the balls than play DND. That system blows.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >muh weederino
      dweeb

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They made humans ugly as fuck. It's practically impossible to make a good looking human male.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it isn't what the fuck lol? I made a gigachad blonde paladin in less than 2 minutes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and he looks like shit which is why you didn't post him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          actually I didn't post him because I don't want to out myself, plus you will pretend he looks ugly to avoid conceding that you are wrong and a retard.

          Larian made a blog post where they pointed out that a convergence of tens of thousands of early access players all made a handsome human male. You are a significantly below the average intelligence. Reflect on that.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    humanbros checking in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Karlack? Beheaded
      Wyll? Burnt him to a crisp when he turned on me for joining the drussy
      Shadowheart? Based and justicar pilled, was her lover for the first half of the game but dumped her for that drussy once it became available
      Uldrich powers? I got a brain entirely full of tadpoles bro
      Gale? Left him in the portal rofl, I already have a human wizard I don't need fuken two, boy can chill in his portal
      Astarion? Vampire god bro, fuck those 4000 fiends, lets get that super bite
      Druids and tieflings? Lmao get fucked
      Last light inn? kidnapped that girl, to gain favor, sheild broke, entire inn succumb to darkness, killed all its inhabitants, still kept whatsherface but she basically sits it out
      Halsin? Killed him in his fucken cage, boy came after those cute goblins
      Goblins? Saved em all bro, goblins are fucken CUTE

      The most based playthrough

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Human presets are literal nogs while half-elf presets are beautiful people with fair skin.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women and homosexuals

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >moron race is the least picked
    as it should be

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would a elf even fuck a human
    like a human wouldn't fuck a shortstack's goblin's brains out and marry them because they're going to die in like 10 years anyway

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why would a elf even fuck a human
      Elves have been lusting over human cocks since old man Tolkien.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Earendil on his flying ship is the male fantasy

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Half elf is just pretty human

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they make the orcs so wrinkly?

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I play a sorcerer. Half elf gets a charisma boost.

    It's what I played when oli was playing actual dnd with friends.

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Muh human mald warrior fags were always just a vocal minority

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      That didn't happen though ... The stats are literally in the OP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >human male fags account for 10% of players at best
        Yeah it happened, now kneel and choke on that Elgi cock

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never played bg3. It's like DnD 5e right? Assuming bg3 doesn't have varient human like 5e, there are other races with better abilities than standard humans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's mostly 5e with some changes it to make it work better in a video game, like all the martials having access to weapon abilities (I don't think 5e has that by default IIRC)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah extra weapon abilities are cool in a video game, but on tabletop it's a layer of tedious rules lookup.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just like spell components

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember playing a dorf in the demo and it wasn't all that good to play one

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Human warrior chads...we lost....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What was that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fighter has the issues that's its just not that interesting its a 2-3 dip to get almost everything interesting about them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it doesn't. 12 fighter is the best class in the game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How so? None of the level 10 subclass features are impactful, a third attack is super easy to multiclass a similar or better option and has the opportunity cost of having to go 11 pure and 12 literally just another feat which is obtainable with a multiclass.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a third attack is super easy to multiclass a similar or better option
            There are literally only 2 other ways to get it, the warlock pact of the blade exploit or druid wildshape multiattack.
            Don't say that it's "super easy" that's a load of bullshit. Because monks and rogues aren't nearly as good with haste stacking.

            Fighter is actually the strongest singular class in the entire game. Fighter 12 is easily top 4 or top 5 builds. I don't know why you are trying to deny that, it's weird and cringe.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's the only class that can reach 12 attacks per turn. It's busted

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which retarded youtuber are you getting this garbage from? Fighter 11 is well-known to be the best class

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a third attack is super easy to multiclass
            Ok, elaborate.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He can't, extra attack does not stack.
              What I don't understand is where the sense of confidence comes with these retards. They type out a long post with a supreme sense of authority over something that is not true. Not even close to true. Why? For what fucking purpose? Is it that difficult to add "I think" or "I feel" or a question mark? Why are they always selling? It's so fucking annoying.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What I don't understand is where the sense of confidence comes with these retards
                I've noticed this too in other threads. Maybe newfags who aren't familiar with the system ?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He can't, extra attack does not stack.
              What I don't understand is where the sense of confidence comes with these retards. They type out a long post with a supreme sense of authority over something that is not true. Not even close to true. Why? For what fucking purpose? Is it that difficult to add "I think" or "I feel" or a question mark? Why are they always selling? It's so fucking annoying.

              Not that anon but you can have 2 attacks + bonus with Monk for example

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not a fucking ATTACK moron. It won't work with Haste.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Paladin and ranger rape fighter lmfao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't played around with Ranger, but Paladin rapes fighter for one encounter. If you have to do multiple fights without resting Fighter will carry you further. I'd still take a Paladin over a Fighter though.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, fighter is useless for resting it's completely reliant on action surge. Ranger is the guy for no resting, and paladin rapes fighter for resting.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >completely reliant on action surge.
                What are you talking about?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm talking about fighter being a dogshit class for npc bots

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah reliance on action surge sucks, reliance on spell slots is fine though
                You are a fucking retard and just scored an own goal.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The point is paladin does more damage you fucking retard. Damn you're so stupid you can't see two steps ahead of you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wow what does more damage, 12 attacks or two smites...let me think this through...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The paladin lmfao congratulations scoring on your own goal

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wrong, you are so fucking wrong.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They've literally done the math for this you retard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even think this is true with 8 strength.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It has the most options of any martials by far unless you fell for the champion meme. In which case you have 80IQ and should not be listened to.

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragonborn bros just download the mod to make breath a bonus action. Doesn't make much sense for a somatic caster but all martials its perfect

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pick human because I'm not a gay
    >Everyone talking about racials
    >Literally human has the worst possible other than shield proficiency for wizards or some stupid shit
    https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Races

    What the literal fuck?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They did it to dissuade people from picking human

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They deliberately nerfed humans so people would play them less. That's how mad Larian was about the white human male fighter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >50 gorillian scalie races, most being literally redundant
      Fucking why?

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Day/night cycle?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it exists, it's literally a core gameplay mechanic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah? How long do I have to stand in one place for day to turn into night?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hey, I've seen this guy before.

          Just want you to know: you probably the most arbitrary and autistic nitpick that I have personally ever seen. For any game.
          This game has day and night mechanics, but you are personally ass flustered that you cannot walk around at night? It's so fucking weird and stupid. Stick to pokemon, champ.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >This game has day and night mechanics
            Ok, so answer the question axed.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fag

            how do people actually have problems in this game i think a lot of you are like legit medically retarded where you need a doctor to knock on your knee with a mallet like theres no way some of u are this retarded they even got an easy mode in there swallow ur pride sport ur retarded

            rrad the thread retard

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >rrad
              drrrr

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          6,900 hours and you’ll be in night. I’m not joking either, scrape the data files

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I accept your confetti to there not being day/night cycle 🙂

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Until you decide it's night by pressing the long rest button.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Um, schweatie, if there was day/night cycle they'd happen without me doing anything.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Mum, swine, you asked for a day/night cycle, not a specific way of how it happens. Check mate, now inhale this *BRAAAAAAP*

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But it's not a cycle.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >day > night > day
                Yes it is, it is cycling between two states. Next statement? If it's as idiotic as this one I'll rip an even bigger fart in celebration

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it is cycling
                How long is one cycle?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it exists, it's literally a core gameplay mechanic.

      Yes but also no? You can go to the camp to rest so it becomes night which triggers interactions and events, but you cant do anything at night outside of camp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doko?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the game

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            🙂

            Yeah? How long do I have to stand in one place for day to turn into night?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >i want to do nothing and be rewarded
              nu age Ganker folks

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You press a button to go into night phase, you can’t just stand around and let the game do the work for you.
              Hope this helps

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it helps me understand there's no day/night cycle. Thanks!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >game cycles from night to day
                ESL moment XD

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It does have a day/night cycle THOUGH.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Too bad it doesn't 🙂

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I accept your confetti to there not being day/night cycle 🙂

              You do know that smiling randomly at inopportune moments is a sign of being a psychopath?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm smiling not because I'm right but because you're wrong.
                On the internet, no less.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Too bad it doesn't 🙂

                Refer to

                [...]
                You do know that smiling randomly at inopportune moments is a sign of being a psychopath?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not an argument 🙂

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Refer to

                [...]
                You do know that smiling randomly at inopportune moments is a sign of being a psychopath?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                Not an argument 🙂

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s not an argument just a concern for your mental health

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Appreciated. Still not an argument.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You do know seeing everything as an argument and everyone as out to get you is a sign of paranoia and possibly schizophrenia?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's cute but still not an argument.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Refer to

                You do know seeing everything as an argument and everyone as out to get you is a sign of paranoia and possibly schizophrenia?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                refer to

                Yeah? How long do I have to stand in one place for day to turn into night?

                🙂

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Refer to

                You press a button to go into night phase, you can’t just stand around and let the game do the work for you.
                Hope this helps

                and

                [...]
                You do know that smiling randomly at inopportune moments is a sign of being a psychopath?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Still not an argument, how very sad.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Refer to

                You do know seeing everything as an argument and everyone as out to get you is a sign of paranoia and possibly schizophrenia?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                Day/night cycle?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Refer to

                Yeah

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Refer to [...] and [...]

                Just kiss already, holy fuck.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thanks for bumping the thread and giving us more money 🙂

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fat dude habit where they think its still coy and not an obvious "im mad" keystroke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played table top but I have an idea of how it works, I've read books and I've watched sessions of games (and no, Im not talking about Critial Roll although I've seen it too).
    Ive also played tons of jrpgs.
    This is my first crpg, playing in Tactician. 40 hours later, I can say its good and has some interesting interactions but, you alñ fucking lied to me: this was supposed to be DnD and yet it still has all of thay vidya jankiness thay breaks any sense of immersion.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the blog post.

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You were always a meme.

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >half the races are either human or taller, gayer humans
    What a snorefest.

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do people actually have problems in this game i think a lot of you are like legit medically retarded where you need a doctor to knock on your knee with a mallet like theres no way some of u are this retarded they even got an easy mode in there swallow ur pride sport ur retarded

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Be me
      >Want to le heckin unfold the story and get all the cinematic experience of the voice acting and dumb dialog
      >End with shit roll anyhow unless your charisma whore so you fight over some of the dumbest shit
      >In the shittiest possible positioning for said fight with cancer tier adds that all have initiative over you (the steel watch was the absolute fucking worst when it came to this because they are dex maxxing for some ungodly retarded and warped logic reason).
      If all I wanted to do was murder fucking everything in the most psychotic or just straight up raging hate boner way, then sure this game is so fucking easy it's unreal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the game gives you 4 inspirations that work as quickloads to bank that come constantly

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They made the human male faces ugly on purpose. I had to use a mod to use an elf face on my human before I could make a character I was happy with.

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Larian I need playable goblins. Sven I saw the flag for the kobolds I know you want to implement atleast one of the short evil races.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've not played any of these games but they have githyanki in these? like dak'kon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >githyanki in these? like dak'kon?
      bro...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought placescape was a separate setting from standard dnd

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its on a different plane than Faerûn, but it is still the same universe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dak'kon is githzerai which is a good splinter race from the more evil githyanki.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Githyanki: Lawful evil tyrants. NPC enemy race.
        Githzerai: Chaotic good free thinkers. PC race.

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They hit the middle ground of being nice to look at and having good racials.

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Escapism is better

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?feature=shared

    who would he pick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Human wizard

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shadar-kai when? They look like cool elves.

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played as a drow and intentionally played as a boy scout because it's retarded that drows can be anything but mustache twirling villians

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should've put in more unique races. let me pull out some weird shit.
    >tortle
    >goliath
    >thri-kreen
    >bugbear
    >goblin
    >kobold
    >firbolg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      variant human

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't shovelware. Each race has a bunch of unique options and animations. It's ridiculous that there are even this many options.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They put only the races from the 5e player handbook and added Githyanki to the list because of the story.

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It could be worse.
    Imagine being a dwarf fag.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I smell a pointy ear leaf lover. That's going in the book.

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nerds love elves + half elves are op as fuck and humans are the worst race in the game gameplay wise
    I'm surprised humans are that high and close to first
    based

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pick human
    >Shapeshift into whatever I want for the coom factor
    >Get a buff whenever I shape shift as a bonus

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Human faces suck, half elf isbjust human but pointy ears and they get nice face options
    I still went for a hyman thoughever

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find it weirder that Giths are further down the totem pole than Gnomes, Dwarves, and Halflings.

    Usually humanoid species of normalish height tend to at least get more attention than the stumpies.

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humans have the ugliest faces

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    man looking at all those posts is pathetic. imagine caring so much about an irrelevant dated game mechanic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dated
      How come it was present 20 years ago and is still present today? 😀

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        idk how bout you spam your cancer a few hundred more times and see if people like you more lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See you in the next thread, make sure you bring some arguments this time 😛

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              !

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hope you take your meds and get the help you need. I pray for you. May Christ be with you, always.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I hope larian hires better game devs and shills 🙂

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They will, the game made banks.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would love to know how many of those critics made it past act 1, and how many didn't question how horny all of your companions were due to a bug.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fuck if I know, why don't you go to the GOTY awards and ask Swen once BG3 becomes game of the year?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >once BG3 becomes game of the year?
                Just like tlou 2 did? What an honour!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You try being GOTY without Sony or Nintendo boosts.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How about you try being goty without drag queers? Oh, you can't 🙂

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, it takes 30 secs to model and makes bitter fucks like you seethe, I say bring in the chuds and the nogs.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oooh, absolutely no argument AGAIN. How embarrassing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What argument? You don't enjoy the game, more power to you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You dropped the "muh goty" bullshit so quickly, what happened, champ?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's still gonna be GOTY.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You try being GOTY without drag gay boosts.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there has never been a GOTY winner with a drag queen thoughever.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                tlou 2

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                where?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                Oooh, absolutely no argument AGAIN. How embarrassing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                refer to

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                Yeah? How long do I have to stand in one place for day to turn into night?

                you better prepare your arguments for the next thread cuz I'm gonna be there talking shit about your game 😀

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The size of that lad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the shills! THEYRE FOLLOWING ME!
                this is how you sound right now

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                moron the game is popular. Even if you personally don't like it, that doesn't change the fact that it is successful.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And it's not very good, don't care about your ad populum 🙂

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stick to the Codex bro, bitter balding losers don't get upvotes in Ganker.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >in Ganker.
                Hello ESLoid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm explaining to you why you're getting replies supporting the game. I don't know why I bothered, since you're going to autistically screech about shills anyway. The truth never mattered to you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never claimed it's not popular, little retard schizo. Back to your shit corner.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No you just claimed everyone that disagreed with you were shills.
                Kill
                your
                self

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No you just claimed everyone that disagreed with you were shills.
                No, I didn't. Try deploying reading comprehension, if you have it. I guess I can't expect much from weeetawwwwds who dumped their Int and Wis, huh?

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I play Halfling

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In terms of gameplay Half Elf is literally just human, but better

    No, really, it's retarded

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I picked half elf because they get more movement range than anyone else and I thought it would be relevant. It's not.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cosmic horror shit wtf
      why did you feel the need to share this image

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a joke you silly goose
        the dog is actually inside an ice cube, when it melts the dog will be free just like in cartoons

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a resin pour over a taxidermic doggo.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's knot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a resin pour over a taxidermic doggo.

        It's a joke made by a vfx artist.

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else get this weird reflection with the Dwarf portrait? I can't seem to get rid of it.

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to play skeleton. You can't play as a skeleton so the only obvious choice is human.

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    laezel is for githyankin' my pp

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to pick human but they ugly as fuck, I wanted to make myself and I'm a cute guy, and for some reason I couldn't make a cute human guy, they all ugly as shit...
    So I picked half elf but my intention was to be a twink human.

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Human still is the best.
    O
    Get shields with casters also +1 skill for mc and more carry capacity for hoarding. Human is literally made for the main character

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bunch of pegged dudes play this game and a shit load of trannies, makes sense the gayest possible race would be the most popular

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