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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >most popular
    Delusional. And no. Your rigged polls don't count.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      t.spergato

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >balding clown croc
      >most popular
      And no, your spambot polls don't count.

      >furgays on suicide watch over being cucked by the croc
      You love to see it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >balding clown croc
      >most popular
      And no, your spambot polls don't count.

      Funny, considering how automated these replies are.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp. Kids who haven't had their balls drop yet and go "ewwww" when a girl touches them prefer the bald clown over the sexy cat.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Kids who girls go “eeeew” then he touches them prefer the bait cat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically, everyone assuming you're a cat gay is proving your point.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not being an ugly anthrosissy bait helps.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >balding clown croc
    >most popular
    And no, your spambot polls don't count.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >most popular
      Delusional. And no. Your rigged polls don't count.

      Baldie!
      Time to make another poll! This time maybe your jester cat might get CLOSE to #1!
      (doubt it lol)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you not sleep, clowntard?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same as Torterra vs. Infernape, Infernape is clearly more popular, but Torterra is more popular in this board because it's a quadruped. Also, the croc is a ghost type and /vp/ will always defend them.

      Crocgays and pokefrickers fight to see who is more delusional about polls.

      Only because the owl was better designed. The cat is easily the best looking of the Paldea starters.

      Decidueye is shit, it didn't win because he's good (unlike Rowlet), it won by not being controversial unlike the "suddenly biped Incineroar" and the "too much girly Primarina".

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    giant fire ghost pepper clown crocodile bro thing

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >most popular
    Then why does it have less fan art on sites like Pixiv (not just counting rule 34) than Meowscarada?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad that I pick Fuecoco over Quaxly, but I also wanted the dolphin and Sushi on my team. Sorry, Duckbro but you're still my guy.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's ugly a shit
    But we have no other choice, we dont want get infected with troony Cat and Duck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      troony cat
      >He didn't roll for female cat and use the adamant mint in the starter zone.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Feraligatr
    >This thing
    why are croc starters so based?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're both awful, but for different reasons. Feraligatr has no style or unique inspiration, while the clown croc is just a clusterfrick of random design choices.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Feraligatr has no style or unique inspiration,
        That's why it's good you fool.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's just a generic blue croc and that's it. It can't shoot water out of cannons. It can't be a ninja or a secret agent or a stylish dancer. It's lame, boring and too masculine looking.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not just starters

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to age horribly. If Cinderace ended up being the most popular Galar starter, then Meowscarada will easily become the most popular of its gen, too. Tons of people love cats, while crocs are ugly, savage creatures.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Tons of people love cats

      Yet that did nothing for Incineroar

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Only because the owl was better designed. The cat is easily the best looking of the Paldea starters.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One dude is making a huge effort to meme Skeledirge as a clown even though it looks nothing like one. I wonder if he's making these threads himself as he seems to be on every one.

    btw don't even @ me homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It is, he used to make typhlosion scat threads, guess fire starters just set him off for some reason.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Crocgays are annoying. Catbros need to knock these obnoxious gays down a peg.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >design is so shit that only off-model art can make it somewhat decent
        lol

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Odd how you aren't posting this in the meowscarada thread where every pic posted is off model.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's because Meowscarada looks good both on-model and off-model.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Wouldn't know since no one ever draws it on model l3l.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >deflecting to meowscarada when you get confronted with the truth
            Crocgays really can't stop bringing up Meowscarada all the time, huh.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Name one thing off-model about it. Come on, cat breasts, I know you can do it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The artist clearly and purposefully drawing the clown hair as flames is the biggest and most blatant case of off-model.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The flames look like weird dreads on the model and these look like flames. There. I am not even that anon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >edgelord homosexual likes croco the balding clown

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I'M DOCTOR CROCKSO

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is not that Skeledirge is the most popular, is that furhomosexual consumers went right after green gato and gender non conforming duck, leaving Fuecoco/Skeledirge as the only sane choice.

        >no cubic flames
        Skeledirge fans don't even like Skeledirge lmao

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Mexican holiday pokemon
    >in the Spain game
    >not a holiday log or a caganer, no it's day of pagan necromancy

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Quality thread

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How hard are you coping? These threads have been going on constantly since it has been released. I mean, this is maybe the worst starter ever made and I feel bad for you but just accept it and move on.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Words over an image won't make your pokemon any less awful.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Popularity polls don't lie, cat fricker. Sit down.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I am a gay bird appreciator anon. Again, your pokemon is one of the worst designed pokemon ever made.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If Meowscarada was exactly the same except quadrupedal, you would all like it more than Skeledirge.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No I wouldn't. I don't like cats.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It will lose 90% of that popularity when people realize it's competitively shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Charizard was awful compettively before Gen 6. No one likes Landorus. Competitive players are a minor part of the fandom.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >competitively shit
      It's not though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Doubtful. Fricker is beefy with a good special attack stat that only gets better, and has a crazy good typing while having unaware.

      Charizard was awful compettively before Gen 6. No one likes Landorus. Competitive players are a minor part of the fandom.

      Zard was ok in gen 2 and legit good in gen 3 though.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this thread just 90% one autistic crocgay and one guy who keeps baiting him?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is not that Skeledirge is the most popular, is that furhomosexual consumers went right after green gato and gender non conforming duck, leaving Fuecoco/Skeledirge as the only sane choice.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The only sane choice if you are concerned about the cat and bird is to box your starter. Anyone with foreknowledge picking the croc is mentally disabled.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >if furries happen to like something, you can't like it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        furries have shit taste and it shows in the designs they like

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Also his fireball birb is a neat detail.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you ignore the cat and the duck, you're right.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I try to ignore the cat and the duck, but they get so jealous.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No idea because my god this thing is horribly over-designed. Worst part is this could have easily been the best starter otherwise. Not even a furgay but the cat is the best by virtue of being the least over-designed.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lol
    Lmao
    Meowscarada is more popular.
    Though maybe Skeledirge will be a bit more popular than Quaquaval. Only a bit though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I doubt that. Gay duck has some great animations and is fun to use. The croc isn't even a good pokemon to use. I don't know what they were thinking when they designed it. I honestly feel bad for crocgays.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Post evidence that isn’t
      >muh porn

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    These crocgay threads reminds me of how Incinegays constantly bragged about leading in dubious and likey rigged popularity polls.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >morons calling a reptile something tbat lacks fur bald

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So you finally admit that Skeledirge is a clown.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll just leave this here lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This showcases perfectly why Skeledirge is a failed design.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Uh...no.

        You speak for yourself or for the majority of haters in vp? Because so far I’ve seen people who experience it for the first time while playing the games on stream, actually praising the design and happy about it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      CROCCY'S ARMS ARE STUMPS OH NO HAHAHA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This showcases perfectly why Skeledirge is a failed design.

      >HE'S NOT AN ANTHRO SO HE'S SHIT
      go frick yourselves
      >inb4 muh antifurgay bogeyman
      frick you
      snakes are hot
      humans? not
      go jack off to real hairless apes if you love their body shape so much

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >moroniccrocgay is a zodiacgay
        oh no...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          homie i know he's a crocodile, i'm just saying that snakes are hotter than your anthroids

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it so awkwardly angular?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So crocgays, if the design is so good, what is good about it? Because most people seem to fricking hate the thing. What about it appeals to you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1. I like crocs and gators.
      2. I like menacing clowns.
      3. I like Fuecoco's line in general.
      3. It's the first quadrupedal fire starter in history.
      4. Has a cool bird fren that can turn into a microphone.
      5. I feel like he would tell lots of racist jokes if he could talk.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >3. It's the first quadrupedal fire starter in history.
        Anon...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This feels wrong, really wrong.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Anon...
            Typhlosion is just a bigger Quilava

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, but Typhlosion and Cyndaquil are depicted standing in two legs most of the time. It's odd to see them in 4 legs.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Technically a quadruped but not the first fully on all fours. It always stands on its hind legs and can grabbed something with its hands

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but Typhlosion and Cyndaquil are depicted standing in two legs most of the time. It's odd to see them in 4 legs.

            The cross signature move has it standing on two feet. It's just as bipedal as Typhlosion who really only attacks sometimes on its feet as well.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Feraligatr is miles better than this shitty jobmon

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love my croco boy and all the seething he singlehandedly generates among furgays and duckcucks so much

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The singing theme signature move is lame and cringe as fug

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How is it lame and cringe? The fact that it sings on the “mic stand” with the bird becomes a phoenix and brave bird its opponents? While the other one like Meowscarada do the fashion walk and dropped a flower on its opponents head?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Meowscarada's animation is short and sweet. Not every signature move needs to look like Goku summoning a spirit bomb or some shit.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All three starters are very forgettable.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People are wrong to call Meowscarada "anthro". Meowscarada is less anthro than Incineroar, and even Meowth from gen 1. It has cat legs instead of human legs, so it's not anthro at all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >incineroar has cat paws instead of human hands so it's not anthro at all
      shut the frick up moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Incineroar has human hands.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They're half cat, unless your hands happen to have claws sticking out of them. But let's say it changed them to pure, 100% cat paws in your mind, it's now no longer anthro at all, right?

          The cat's fricking anthro furbait. It's pretty easy to tell. See, it's shaped like a human, mostly.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's the closest one to actually being a cool MONSTER. Unfortunately it's still overloaded with a lot of extra bullshit, but regardless it was designed as a creature rather than furbait.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Man, Quaquaval has a really gay design.
      >It's so gay it even has HIV instead of IVs!

      >Do you know why Sprigatito's line is associated with weed?
      >It's because you need to be stoned as frick to like it!

      >What's big, hairy and goes up and down in Poppy's bed?
      >The ass of a pedophile!

      >You know what's lower than the mental age of the average SV player?
      >The framerate of the games!

      >The other day I visited the special ed room and it was awful.
      >Everyone kept asking me about my favorite pokeani ship!

      >Man, GameFreak is so cheap nowadays.
      They even think the current salary of the jannies is too high!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >>They even think the current salary of the jannies is too high!
        lmoa

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >You know, I like that you can now have protagonists with black skin.
      >Now it makes sense that their fathers are always absent!

      >Have you seen the new androgynous protagonists?
      >This is the first time it is really necessary to ask them if they are boys or girls!

      >Larry and a janny were sitting in a bar:
      >"I hate my job"-said Larry, "I don't get paid enough."
      >"Hey" -said the janny, "at least you get paid!"

      >The new trainer designs are really ugly.
      >They are so damn ugly that the most attractive girl in the games is Grusha!

      >Gf finally made its new games resemble like the old ones.
      >they finally stopped creating designs that look like something out of Yokai Watch?
      >Nope, they made the games as buggy as the original Red and Blue!

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's the only one that looks like a monster instead of a sonic oc

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Firechads have won every gen, its only natural.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not even remotely
      before this game, they only won in gen 2, although i can at least see somebody making a case for 1 because char's decent and 4 because lol fire types in sinnoh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nice try grasskek

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          arrest yourself and go to bed

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >torkekra thinks he has anything on infernape
            lol
            lmao
            nice 56 speed chud

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    clown.jpg
    clown bad
    clown cringe

    kneel to catwaifuCHADS

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is it not possible to soft reset until you get the nature you want for your starter?

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If that's true then it just goes to show how really bad the other two final starters are.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the duck looks moronic, so its automatically not going to be poplar
    and for people who dont want to coom to furry porn 24/7 this is the only option.
    it kind of won by being the least worst i guess

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Skeledirge grows on me the more I play the game. He has such a cool cry and the singing gimmick, while silly, is pretty comical. I named mine Pagliacci

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Seen 7 Japanese streamers and the distribution was 5 croc/2 duck, cat is getting blown the frick out as far as I can tell

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Most used in pvp? yes.
    Most popular? not by far.
    It might grow popular with time if it keeps being overused since people grow attached to what they use, see incineroar

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >We're really back to people trying to force Gen VII's starter wars again

    Will ya'll shut up and just enjoy your choices?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Catbros are trying to be chill, but it seems that Crocgays are determined to be this generation's Incineroargays.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >being chill
        My ass. They've been the one shitting on both the other starters.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Chill
        >when trying to rub Protean, waifubait and "popularity" in everyone's faces

        Nah. This is Cinderace all over again. And all we can wait for is Japan to flip the table on them again like how Inteleon did by becoming the Japanese woman's gold standard.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing that upsets me is that he isn't a physical attacker unlike the other crocs

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