>most popular starter this gem
What went right?
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68 |
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
>most popular starter this gem
What went right?
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68 |
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
>most popular
Delusional. And no. Your rigged polls don't count.
t.spergato
>furgays on suicide watch over being cucked by the croc
You love to see it
Funny, considering how automated these replies are.
fpbp. Kids who haven't had their balls drop yet and go "ewwww" when a girl touches them prefer the bald clown over the sexy cat.
Kids who girls go “eeeew” then he touches them prefer the bait cat
Ironically, everyone assuming you're a cat gay is proving your point.
Not being an ugly anthrosissy bait helps.
>balding clown croc
>most popular
And no, your spambot polls don't count.
Baldie!
Time to make another poll! This time maybe your jester cat might get CLOSE to #1!
(doubt it lol)
Do you not sleep, clowntard?
It's the same as Torterra vs. Infernape, Infernape is clearly more popular, but Torterra is more popular in this board because it's a quadruped. Also, the croc is a ghost type and /vp/ will always defend them.
Crocgays and pokefrickers fight to see who is more delusional about polls.
Decidueye is shit, it didn't win because he's good (unlike Rowlet), it won by not being controversial unlike the "suddenly biped Incineroar" and the "too much girly Primarina".
giant fire ghost pepper clown crocodile bro thing
>most popular
Then why does it have less fan art on sites like Pixiv (not just counting rule 34) than Meowscarada?
I feel bad that I pick Fuecoco over Quaxly, but I also wanted the dolphin and Sushi on my team. Sorry, Duckbro but you're still my guy.
It's ugly a shit
But we have no other choice, we dont want get infected with troony Cat and Duck
troony cat
>He didn't roll for female cat and use the adamant mint in the starter zone.
>Feraligatr
>This thing
why are croc starters so based?
They're both awful, but for different reasons. Feraligatr has no style or unique inspiration, while the clown croc is just a clusterfrick of random design choices.
>Feraligatr has no style or unique inspiration,
That's why it's good you fool.
It's just a generic blue croc and that's it. It can't shoot water out of cannons. It can't be a ninja or a secret agent or a stylish dancer. It's lame, boring and too masculine looking.
not just starters
This is going to age horribly. If Cinderace ended up being the most popular Galar starter, then Meowscarada will easily become the most popular of its gen, too. Tons of people love cats, while crocs are ugly, savage creatures.
>Tons of people love cats
Yet that did nothing for Incineroar
Only because the owl was better designed. The cat is easily the best looking of the Paldea starters.
One dude is making a huge effort to meme Skeledirge as a clown even though it looks nothing like one. I wonder if he's making these threads himself as he seems to be on every one.
btw don't even @ me homosexual
It is, he used to make typhlosion scat threads, guess fire starters just set him off for some reason.
Crocgays are annoying. Catbros need to knock these obnoxious gays down a peg.
>design is so shit that only off-model art can make it somewhat decent
lol
Odd how you aren't posting this in the meowscarada thread where every pic posted is off model.
That's because Meowscarada looks good both on-model and off-model.
Wouldn't know since no one ever draws it on model l3l.
>deflecting to meowscarada when you get confronted with the truth
Crocgays really can't stop bringing up Meowscarada all the time, huh.
Name one thing off-model about it. Come on, cat breasts, I know you can do it.
The artist clearly and purposefully drawing the clown hair as flames is the biggest and most blatant case of off-model.
The flames look like weird dreads on the model and these look like flames. There. I am not even that anon.
>edgelord homosexual likes croco the balding clown
>I'M DOCTOR CROCKSO
>no cubic flames
Skeledirge fans don't even like Skeledirge lmao
>Mexican holiday pokemon
>in the Spain game
>not a holiday log or a caganer, no it's day of pagan necromancy
Quality thread
How hard are you coping? These threads have been going on constantly since it has been released. I mean, this is maybe the worst starter ever made and I feel bad for you but just accept it and move on.
Words over an image won't make your pokemon any less awful.
Popularity polls don't lie, cat fricker. Sit down.
I am a gay bird appreciator anon. Again, your pokemon is one of the worst designed pokemon ever made.
If Meowscarada was exactly the same except quadrupedal, you would all like it more than Skeledirge.
No I wouldn't. I don't like cats.
It will lose 90% of that popularity when people realize it's competitively shit.
Charizard was awful compettively before Gen 6. No one likes Landorus. Competitive players are a minor part of the fandom.
>competitively shit
It's not though
Doubtful. Fricker is beefy with a good special attack stat that only gets better, and has a crazy good typing while having unaware.
Zard was ok in gen 2 and legit good in gen 3 though.
Is this thread just 90% one autistic crocgay and one guy who keeps baiting him?
Is not that Skeledirge is the most popular, is that furhomosexual consumers went right after green gato and gender non conforming duck, leaving Fuecoco/Skeledirge as the only sane choice.
The only sane choice if you are concerned about the cat and bird is to box your starter. Anyone with foreknowledge picking the croc is mentally disabled.
>if furries happen to like something, you can't like it
furries have shit taste and it shows in the designs they like
Also his fireball birb is a neat detail.
If you ignore the cat and the duck, you're right.
I try to ignore the cat and the duck, but they get so jealous.
No idea because my god this thing is horribly over-designed. Worst part is this could have easily been the best starter otherwise. Not even a furgay but the cat is the best by virtue of being the least over-designed.
Lol
Lmao
Meowscarada is more popular.
Though maybe Skeledirge will be a bit more popular than Quaquaval. Only a bit though.
Honestly I doubt that. Gay duck has some great animations and is fun to use. The croc isn't even a good pokemon to use. I don't know what they were thinking when they designed it. I honestly feel bad for crocgays.
Post evidence that isn’t
>muh porn
These crocgay threads reminds me of how Incinegays constantly bragged about leading in dubious and likey rigged popularity polls.
>morons calling a reptile something tbat lacks fur bald
So you finally admit that Skeledirge is a clown.
I’ll just leave this here lol
This showcases perfectly why Skeledirge is a failed design.
Uh...no.
You speak for yourself or for the majority of haters in vp? Because so far I’ve seen people who experience it for the first time while playing the games on stream, actually praising the design and happy about it.
CROCCY'S ARMS ARE STUMPS OH NO HAHAHA
>HE'S NOT AN ANTHRO SO HE'S SHIT
go frick yourselves
>inb4 muh antifurgay bogeyman
frick you
snakes are hot
humans? not
go jack off to real hairless apes if you love their body shape so much
>moroniccrocgay is a zodiacgay
oh no...
homie i know he's a crocodile, i'm just saying that snakes are hotter than your anthroids
Why is it so awkwardly angular?
So crocgays, if the design is so good, what is good about it? Because most people seem to fricking hate the thing. What about it appeals to you?
1. I like crocs and gators.
2. I like menacing clowns.
3. I like Fuecoco's line in general.
3. It's the first quadrupedal fire starter in history.
4. Has a cool bird fren that can turn into a microphone.
5. I feel like he would tell lots of racist jokes if he could talk.
>3. It's the first quadrupedal fire starter in history.
Anon...
This feels wrong, really wrong.
Anon...
Typhlosion is just a bigger Quilava
Yes, but Typhlosion and Cyndaquil are depicted standing in two legs most of the time. It's odd to see them in 4 legs.
Technically a quadruped but not the first fully on all fours. It always stands on its hind legs and can grabbed something with its hands
The cross signature move has it standing on two feet. It's just as bipedal as Typhlosion who really only attacks sometimes on its feet as well.
Feraligatr is miles better than this shitty jobmon
I love my croco boy and all the seething he singlehandedly generates among furgays and duckcucks so much
The singing theme signature move is lame and cringe as fug
How is it lame and cringe? The fact that it sings on the “mic stand” with the bird becomes a phoenix and brave bird its opponents? While the other one like Meowscarada do the fashion walk and dropped a flower on its opponents head?
Meowscarada's animation is short and sweet. Not every signature move needs to look like Goku summoning a spirit bomb or some shit.
All three starters are very forgettable.
People are wrong to call Meowscarada "anthro". Meowscarada is less anthro than Incineroar, and even Meowth from gen 1. It has cat legs instead of human legs, so it's not anthro at all.
>incineroar has cat paws instead of human hands so it's not anthro at all
shut the frick up moron
Incineroar has human hands.
They're half cat, unless your hands happen to have claws sticking out of them. But let's say it changed them to pure, 100% cat paws in your mind, it's now no longer anthro at all, right?
The cat's fricking anthro furbait. It's pretty easy to tell. See, it's shaped like a human, mostly.
It's the closest one to actually being a cool MONSTER. Unfortunately it's still overloaded with a lot of extra bullshit, but regardless it was designed as a creature rather than furbait.
>Man, Quaquaval has a really gay design.
>It's so gay it even has HIV instead of IVs!
>Do you know why Sprigatito's line is associated with weed?
>It's because you need to be stoned as frick to like it!
>What's big, hairy and goes up and down in Poppy's bed?
>The ass of a pedophile!
>You know what's lower than the mental age of the average SV player?
>The framerate of the games!
>The other day I visited the special ed room and it was awful.
>Everyone kept asking me about my favorite pokeani ship!
>Man, GameFreak is so cheap nowadays.
They even think the current salary of the jannies is too high!
>>They even think the current salary of the jannies is too high!
lmoa
>You know, I like that you can now have protagonists with black skin.
>Now it makes sense that their fathers are always absent!
>Have you seen the new androgynous protagonists?
>This is the first time it is really necessary to ask them if they are boys or girls!
>Larry and a janny were sitting in a bar:
>"I hate my job"-said Larry, "I don't get paid enough."
>"Hey" -said the janny, "at least you get paid!"
>The new trainer designs are really ugly.
>They are so damn ugly that the most attractive girl in the games is Grusha!
>Gf finally made its new games resemble like the old ones.
>they finally stopped creating designs that look like something out of Yokai Watch?
>Nope, they made the games as buggy as the original Red and Blue!
It's the only one that looks like a monster instead of a sonic oc
Firechads have won every gen, its only natural.
not even remotely
before this game, they only won in gen 2, although i can at least see somebody making a case for 1 because char's decent and 4 because lol fire types in sinnoh
nice try grasskek
arrest yourself and go to bed
>torkekra thinks he has anything on infernape
lol
lmao
nice 56 speed chud
clown.jpg
clown bad
clown cringe
kneel to catwaifuCHADS
is it not possible to soft reset until you get the nature you want for your starter?
If that's true then it just goes to show how really bad the other two final starters are.
the duck looks moronic, so its automatically not going to be poplar
and for people who dont want to coom to furry porn 24/7 this is the only option.
it kind of won by being the least worst i guess
Skeledirge grows on me the more I play the game. He has such a cool cry and the singing gimmick, while silly, is pretty comical. I named mine Pagliacci
Seen 7 Japanese streamers and the distribution was 5 croc/2 duck, cat is getting blown the frick out as far as I can tell
Most used in pvp? yes.
Most popular? not by far.
It might grow popular with time if it keeps being overused since people grow attached to what they use, see incineroar
>We're really back to people trying to force Gen VII's starter wars again
Will ya'll shut up and just enjoy your choices?
Catbros are trying to be chill, but it seems that Crocgays are determined to be this generation's Incineroargays.
>being chill
My ass. They've been the one shitting on both the other starters.
>Chill
>when trying to rub Protean, waifubait and "popularity" in everyone's faces
Nah. This is Cinderace all over again. And all we can wait for is Japan to flip the table on them again like how Inteleon did by becoming the Japanese woman's gold standard.
The only thing that upsets me is that he isn't a physical attacker unlike the other crocs