>MTG Arena just arrived in steam. >no one cares

>MTG Arena just arrived in steam
>no one cares

Yu Gi Oh and Duel Masterschads... I kneel...

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Command
    I sleep

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As far as I can recall, Aragorn never had his skin tone mentioned.
    This idea that only white people exist in Middle Earth is asinine and wrong.

    I think the only confirmed white people were Gandalf (not human), Sauroman (not human), Gollum (pale and untouched by sun), Galadriel (I'm not 100% on her, elf), Wormtongue (human), and Boromir and his brother (both described as fair of skin iirc). I cannot think of anyone else off the top of my head...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      work on your bait, bro

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Aragorn never had his skin tone mentioned.

      >fictionalized account of mediterranean history wuz really about sub-saharan bantus

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mediterranean history? I thought it was supposed to be a mythology for England

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          the hobbits were supposed to be from england, elves were atlantean or something

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're lucky we are not on /tg/, or I would have slaughtered you. Black tall men are the Haradim of the east. If you wanted to have blacks in the setting you can just use those, but that's the equivalent of making a show about African history. Nobody cares about the real blacks.

      With how descriptive LotR is you can bet skin tone is described for every single ethnicity. More importantly, no black people play MtG and a minimum of women do. Some blacks play Yu-Gi Oh but that's about it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You're lucky we are not on /tg/
        if this were /tg/ 90% of the thread would be praising black aragon because that board is entirely tumblrfugees

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          /tg/ has issues, but they are not of that kind. It's all edition wars and corpo vs. homebrew. I have no once seen anyone defending this shit, at most you will get people making fun of it and trolling with it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Die

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      STFU racist israelite, your bait is rusty
      White man for Black Panther or MLKwhen?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WUZ

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    KANGZ!!!

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    NUMENOREANZ

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    GO EPIG; GO BROKE.

    Also Netrunner here: I've come to laugh at you.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOLDOR

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blue elves
      fricking trash precon holy shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so glad I stopped playing this game a decade ago
      What the frick

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Aragorn of Far Harad?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick is he blue

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why the frick is he black?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't ride on Ajani Goldmane
    >Can't have Ajani Goldmane ride me

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why they are blackwashing characters inspired from nordic germanic folklore?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because nobody trusts Wizards anymore

    Arena isn't MtG, it's Wizards trying to turn MtG into a digital cardgame where you can't trade and they can stop balance/playtesting and just shit out cards

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      does anyone really care anymore though? I only played mtg for like 3 years from 2019 to 2022 and even then my newbie ass could tell everyone who gave a shit is gone

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one cares about this anymore, you lost to yugioh and hearthstone

    IT'S
    OVER

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't even say they lost. It was suicide.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fake electronic cards you have to pay money for
    >that can't be taken outside of the game's ecosystem
    >to play random matches with people
    >people that will netdeck or act like cancer
    >and no chat window
    all CCG on game systems suck

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all CCG on game systems suck
      Expect for EDOpro

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >introduced the best antagonist the series had in a tie-in novel
    >kill him off in the next novel
    >never even print a card

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arena has been a stand alone client for 4 years, why would existing players move to steam?

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have 4 player yet? No? Then frick off. Multiplayer magic is the only way to enjoy this game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Multiplayer magic fricking sucks.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's because you have no friends, hambeast.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Report it as a bug

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bored on Victoria day
    >decide to check out my lgs and play some edh, haven't done it in a few months what the hell
    >arrive, only 9 people showed up (including me) to the commander event
    >barely enough for 3 mediocre pods of 3, can't even play peak 4-player edh
    >there were 40+ pre-covid every time
    >sit down, listen in on their gay little convos
    >topics include marvel movies, anime, and assisted suicide
    >half of them are obese, eating mcdonalds at the table and chugging coke like water
    >games finally start, 1st game I lose to some gay turning yuge minions at me sideways, made a big mistake my last turn due to being rusty, paid for it
    >okay, no problem, let's wait for game #2
    >one of the 3 players in game #2 is a brand new edh player, barely understands the game
    >has an upgraded precon from the poison counter flyer commander deck, the other guy has the same deck but upgraded even more
    >I die in like 4 turns before I can get my setup going
    >pick up my cards, pack my shit, and just leave

    great experience
    time to sell my collection

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cannot imagine how socially maladjusted and genuinely wierd and creepy you have to be to go to an lsg and play fricking magic on victoria day. I'd report you to CSIS lmao, you deserve to be on a potential shooter list, fricking freak.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a fake holiday cucknuck bud, nobody fricking cares

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >EDH
      you brought it upon yourself
      pennydreadful or gtfo

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill everyone at WotC.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    MTG is unironically gay as frick.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard magics not rotating this year , hasbro and wizards suck ass anyway the game hasn't been good since invasion. They keep trying to make special snowflake formats and balance standard around them and go overboard with multi color.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BEHEAD ALL WOTC EMPLOYEES FOR CRIMES AGAINST TABLETOP GAMES

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no explanation on what a treasure token is

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explaining mechanics in-card is weeb ygo shit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Explaining mechanics [...] is [...] shit
          transgic the dilationing has rotted your brain

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how do we get black folx to play our game?
      >good question, mark. what's something Blacks like?
      >uhh, theft?

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no 2v2
    garbage

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    not even close to the worst parts of modern mtg which is just hilarious and sad

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    impressive, very nice
    now let's see Arwen's skin colour

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