>MUH SWORD

>MUH SWORD
doesnt have sense

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    despite my 2k ihours n m&b i hated this garbage game because of the beta gay looking MC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      henry is suppose to be normie hes just an average person, retard
      he was never meant to be giga chad material

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's heavier, a kellogram of sword or a kellogram of feathers?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bot thread

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/Muh%20sword/

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally what do you mean? speak english.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yesterday's thread was comfy
    I hope the game sells more because of this retarded bot

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >copy pasted castles
    >copy pasted villages
    >cant fully explore castles/monastery because most rooms are off limits
    >boring activities
    >no jousting
    >boring story
    >voice acting doesnt match the characters
    >always locked onto an opponent when in combat
    >cant just swing freely like mount&blade
    >levelling up sword fighting skill takes too long and isnt fun
    by the time youre half way decent at sword fighting, the game is already over. this game had so much potential, and i have zero hope that a sequel would improve in any way, because this team are clearly a bunch of 4chancel autists who just wanted to make a game about czech history and didnt care too much about making it fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >copy pasted castles
      Wrong
      >copy pasted villages
      Wrong
      >cant fully explore castles/monastery because most rooms are off limits
      You are just too much of a retard to get in there, learn to play
      >boring activities
      Personal opinion, discarded
      >no jousting
      Henry is not a knight
      >boring story
      Personal opinion, discarded
      >voice acting doesnt match the characters
      The people voicing the characters are literally mocapping the characters and look exactly like them
      >always locked onto an opponent when in combat
      Then unlock if it bothers you so much, learn to play
      >cant just swing freely like mount&blade
      Because M&B is an arcade game
      >levelling up sword fighting skill takes too long and isnt fun
      Why do you expect a blacksmiths son to be a master swordsman within 2 months of ingame time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im right about everything, contrarian

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The people voicing the characters are literally mocapping the characters and look exactly like them
        They should gone full AC mode with the voice acting. Game would have a lot more charm than it already has if it was Slavs speaking with broken English. Just look at AC 2 or Odyssey.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The castles are all unique even with their own frescoes on the inside
      Ass Creed is full of copy pasted shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >copy pasted castles
      >copy pasted villages
      you didn't play the game, did you

      >cant fully explore castles/monastery because most rooms are off limits
      shit, you did, no idea where all of your bad opinions come from. anyway, just stealth around and you can go just about anywhere, especially in monastery that was designed to be a stealth-oriented quest and location

      >boring activities
      bullshit, you loved dice and you know it

      >no jousting
      you're a rescued peasant, not a highborn, be happy you can at least join the tournament with your dirty poorfag ass

      >boring story
      that's just bullshit all the way through and you know it

      >voice acting doesnt match the characters
      guess it felt kinda off at first, but i feel like it's mostly mastering and not actual voices

      >always locked onto an opponent when in combat
      >cant just swing freely like mount&blade
      guess that's how this gameplay is

      >levelling up sword fighting skill takes too long and isnt fun
      even more bullshit, you learn master strike one hour after you finished tutorial and then you're invincible

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None whites will never understand.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i am the bone of my sword

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honor and sense of responsibility. though obviously later on it becomes an convenient excuse to move up in social ladder

    don't make me replay this shit for a sixth time

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many times have you make this shitty thread now

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>MUH SWORD
    can anyone explain this meme. never played the game or watched the movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      protagonist is trying to get back his stolen sword that his father created

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Henry is a son of a local blacksmith*, and in the beginning of the game his village gets raided and burned down by an army. He comes back later to bury his parents and gets bonked in the head by bandits, they steal the sword his father made for a high-positioned noble. Henry claims he has to retrieve the sword and bring it to the noble guy, and that's partially what the story revolves around, though this topic mostly gets lost in everything that happens around.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for explaining

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing on a GTX 1080 i7-7700 16gb
    can someone with a similar setup tell me if the game runs like shit for them?
    every time I get close to a torch my FPS goes to shit

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