My boyfriend and I have shared Pokemon since we were wee shits and its his birthday soon. He aint played the best games in the series b2w2 so Im gettin it for him but I want to set him up with a proper starting team of all new Pokemon. Any tips what I should put together for him?
Gay or Femanon?
Whats that have to do with anything?
>My Boyfriend
But like why does it matter?
Because this is a Chud board and homos aren't welcome.
You must get your dick sucked all the time.
Look at op image, he 100% gay
>gay or troony?
I'd say to give him a pseudo like Dragapult and an Eevee, can't really go wrong with those two.
>set him up with a proper starting team
Thats a great way to destroy a game
But trade him a Egg with deino (or any other late mon) for a start
Why would it destroy the game? Ain't the point using a team of new and interesting Pokemon?
Dragapult isn't in b2w2.
this is probably what I would do. maybe one or two eggs of late game/rare mons like deino and/or larvesta
buy him this instead
pokemon dildos/dialators
> I want you to experience the best game in the franchise, but you are forced to use a team a made for you instead of exploring it and using what you like
Are you really giving a gift to your boyfriend or using him to experience the game through him?
This.
Just dress up as his favourite Pokémon trainer and let him frick you.
We dont have sex.
>be gay
>don't have sex
what's the point?
Don't. Let the guy pick whatever he wants. Does he have a favorite pokémon? Trade him an egg with it. Maybe RNG a shiny or something, it'll make things more special.