My country lay within a vast desert. When the sun rose into the sky, a burning. wind punished my lands, searing the world.

My country lay within a vast desert.
When the sun rose into the sky, a burning
wind punished my lands, searing the world.
And when the moon climbed into the dark
of night, a frigid gale pierced our homes.
No matter when it came, the wind carried
the same thing… Death.

But the winds that blew across the green
fields of Hyrule brought something other
than suffering and ruin.

I... coveted that wind, I suppose.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So much better than the cringe from TOTK. How do you get worse at something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The old games placed a much bigger emphasis on story/atmosphere. They don't seem to gaf anymore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hilariously incorrect

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        zoom zoom

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh frick off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Koizumi was transferred to Mario

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And then directed the Mario game with the best story/atmosphere in Galaxy. Zelda isn't the same without him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't TotK have its story done by a fricking third party company that mostly does gacha game scenario writing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron alert.
      >WW Ganon: Gives a sad speech centuries after he lost, and here on the eve of him losing again (both times to literal 10 year old children).
      >Totk Ganon: Assraped an entire continent into the ground, killed the kings wife with his bare hands, destroyed an entire civilization. It took everything just to contain him and the first thing he did when he woke up was shatter the master sword like it was nothing
      >Gives a speech about how the weakness of peace is an abhorence that produces only weak men, that power alone is the true measure of a mans worth and that only the most powerful should rule. dies proudly bearing his ideals while even being willing to commit ritual suicide to have enough power to kill his enemies
      He was 100% pure chad, not some mewling failure harping on about his half-assed regrets as though that absolved him of his actions. WW Ganondorf was always a coward and a failure.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Totk Ganon
        Isn't Ganon.
        DemiseBlack folk get out.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Accept your canon freak, all Ganon's are Demise and always have been.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Skyward Sword isn't canon.
            Source: me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wrong.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, got me wanting to play TotK, ngl.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't want to be absolved of his actions though, he tried to kill them after that speech. He was just feeling nostalgic because he was middle aged. And that the kid was dressed like the other kid who killed him prob helped him feel that way. And honestly this speech is the same shit ToTK Ganon felt; he was jealous of the King of Hyrule so he took by force, both of these Ganons wanted to/were able to do that. Ends the same way, with a Link killing him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TOTK Ganondorf was just Demon King Piccolo from Dragon Ball. Even his backstory follows the same story beats as him.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I... coveted that wind, I suppose.
    tfw she fart on dick

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did people actually fall for his scam?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my kingdom was a literal fricking wasteland and i fricking hated it, that's why i terrorized hyrule before AND after getting the triforce of power
    >oh and btw my wish is to have hyrule all to myself again, i'm not going to wish my people back or anything lol
    >OMG HIS MOTIVES ARE SO SYMPATHETIC HE CARED FOR THE GERUDO SO MUCH
    Genuinely, how did this interpretation become so accepted? He's literally saying the complete fricking opposite of what they're hearing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because he says "a burning
      wind punished my lands" and "a frigid gale pierced our homes". The verbs are negative, so he is suggesting the land and homes he liked were harmed by the wind (environment, state of the land). But in contrast, the "wind" in Hyrule wasn't harmful, and he wanted that "wind" (bounty, abundance) for his own.
      Contradicts the prior games where clearly he doesn't give a shit, but in a vacuum, it is more positive here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its called empathy, not sympathy. we understand how he feels but not agree with it. stop being a moronic autist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we understand how he feels but not agree with it
        People have been calling WW Ganon sympathetic for over 10 years, be a zoomer somewhere else.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still not refuted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's even better because canonically, Zelda is the reason Link couldn't rescue them one (1) time because she sent him back to the past and after he did this, people founded New Hyrule and kept the memory alive anyway. He truly did it for nothing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are getting way too thoughtful about Zelda's story. It's just rescue the princess and collect the magical MacGuffin, that's it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Daphnes is a stand-in for Aonuma.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's even better because canonically, Zelda is the reason Link couldn't rescue them one (1) time because she sent him back to the past and after he did this, people founded New Hyrule and kept the memory alive anyway. He truly did it for nothing.

      Daphnes is a stand-in for Aonuma.

      There was no longer the "spirit of the hero" or a prophecy in that timeline, they got lucky with Wind Waker Link as is, and Ganondorf was about to rule the entire world with the complete Triforce. Additionally, at the time the game was made, Nintendo wasn't trying any Historia nonsense, so the hyper-competent OoT/WW Ganondorf ruling with the full Triforce would have likely been unstoppable for anyone other than the Golden Goddesses themselves. Furthermore, Hyrule's history at the time was marred with several vicious wars for the Triforce and the Sacred Realm, whereas the Great Sea had actually accomplished a sustained peaceful and friendly existence. Spirit Tracks messed up by trying to make the new country have the name Hyrule and be a monarchy, though it still avoided the perils of the wars for the Triforce.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >daphnes claims the future should decide itself
        >daphnes makes a major call on the direction of the future by himself
        A little "I'm the same as Ganondorf" line doesn't make the hypocrisy go away.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Daphnes was making a decision about the past world as the king of the past world, so that the present world would be allowed to continue and make its own decisions for itself.

          >There was no longer the "spirit of the hero" or a prophecy in that timeline, they got lucky with Wind Waker Link as is,
          WW Link is a descendant of the Knights of Hyrule, specifically The Hero of the Minish.

          That's never said or implied. When OoT Zelda sent OoT Link to the Child Timeline, the "spirit of the hero" and the prophecy power exclusively went to the CT.

          Yeah, but why? He "coveted the winds that blew across the green fields." ...And he chose to turn a green field into a barren wasteland worse than a desert. And lived there. It wasn't even just trying to spite the royal family. He plopped his ass down and lived there.

          That was just the area around the castle when he conquered it and likely was showing off his power. Hyrule Field was still intact.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Princess Zelda wins a Shield, and gives her childhood friend Link it.
            >Centuries later, an island family has that same shield and pass it on as a family heirloom.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Minish Cap was made later, so it was trying to tack something on, and that still runs up against the obstacle of TMC Link supposedly having the "spirit of the hero" and it passing down to OoT Link anyway, at which point it was sent to another timeline. Wind Waker Link was an entirely self-made man.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You do know that people tend to have more than one child right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The "spirit of the hero" was passed down to OoT Link and didn't transfer from him to a possible relative on the Adult Timeline, it went with him to the Child Timeline. It's something that apparently exists on its own or is created and given once rather than being generated in separate instances by a particular bloodline.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The "spirit of the hero" was passed down to OoT Link and didn't transfer from him to a possible relative on the Adult Timeline
                Source? This idea of “the spirit of hero” like some reincarnation, doesn’t fit with the how Zelda world works.
                >There will always be a High Priestess (Blood of the Goddess.
                >There will always be a Demon King to spread chaos
                >There will always be a Hero to set everything back to harmony.
                That is the Buddhist world that Zelda world lives by according to Skyward Sword.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I reject Skyward Sword and the Demon King bullshit.
                Ganondorf is a human that chose to be evil, that's it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Of course he is human. A human who choose to be the new demon King, because he hates the the Hylian royal family (the bloodline Goddess). #BuddistWorld

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, not canon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ganondorf is not Human?
                Ganondorf doesn’t become the latest Demon King?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The "spirit of a hero" is mentioned in stuff like Wind Waker's Japanese script -- NoA butchered it with nonsense like the Hero of Time physically leaving Hyrule. The Legends Alliance forums had great translators who looked into this years ago, though I don't know if the forums are currently functional at the moment. Maybe a wayback machine will work, the translators were Jumbie and Jacensolo06.

                Also, Skyward Sword was made years after The Wind Waker and retconned in new things, like Zelda being a goddess made mortal at all. At the time of The Wind Waker, the series was based on European medieval culture and folklore mixed with fantasy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Basically “the spirit of the hero” can be anyone, because if there is a demon king, a hero will rise to fight him. The King of Red Lions and Lord Jabun are all unreliable narrators. Even Ganondorf is a unreliable narrator, who proclaims Link as The Hero of Time Reborn.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, the "spirit of the hero" is a literal thing that ensures there's a hero blessed by the goddesses who might also be associated with a prophecy. It's not a figurative thing. Daphnes is right that Wind Waker Link is unrelated to this, but Ganondorf is trying to claim that the Links must be connected because of his fixation on the old world and trying to restore the world he wanted to rule.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Daphnes is right that Wind Waker Link is unrelated to this
                >the next link spawns in new hyrule, where ww link settled
                No I'm pretty sure he either was or became the hero.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wind Waker Link and Tetra naming a new land they find Hyrule is not fulfilling some ancient prophecy of there always being a Hyrule, that was their personal choice.

                >No, the "spirit of the hero" is a literal thing that ensures there's a hero blessed by the goddesses who might also be associated with a prophecy. It's not a figurative thing
                You’re not arguing with me. You are literally agreeing with me, but doesn’t realize it.

                >Daphnes is right that Wind Waker Link is unrelated to [the Hero of Time]
                Yes, that is correct. But WW Link was already destined to be the Hero.

                >Ganondorf is trying to claim that the Links must be connected because of his fixation on the old world and trying to restore the world he wanted to rule.
                Correct. Because WW Link is the latest Spirit of the Hero.

                [...]
                [...]
                >He walked like the Hero of Time, until the Hero of Time walked like him.

                To be "destined to be the Hero" IS the "spirit of the hero." Wind Waker Link wasn't inheriting some divine blessing or created for a heroic purpose, he truly was just a normal person who rose to the occasion by himself. If the "spirit of the hero" never disappeared, there would have been a hero when Ganondorf escaped the Sacred Realm in the backstory of The Wind Waker.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No, the "spirit of the hero" is a literal thing that ensures there's a hero blessed by the goddesses who might also be associated with a prophecy. It's not a figurative thing
                You’re not arguing with me. You are literally agreeing with me, but doesn’t realize it.

                >Daphnes is right that Wind Waker Link is unrelated to [the Hero of Time]
                Yes, that is correct. But WW Link was already destined to be the Hero.

                >Ganondorf is trying to claim that the Links must be connected because of his fixation on the old world and trying to restore the world he wanted to rule.
                Correct. Because WW Link is the latest Spirit of the Hero.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Daphnes is right that Wind Waker Link is unrelated to this
                >the next link spawns in new hyrule, where ww link settled
                No I'm pretty sure he either was or became the hero.

                >No, the "spirit of the hero" is a literal thing that ensures there's a hero blessed by the goddesses who might also be associated with a prophecy. It's not a figurative thing
                You’re not arguing with me. You are literally agreeing with me, but doesn’t realize it.

                >Daphnes is right that Wind Waker Link is unrelated to [the Hero of Time]
                Yes, that is correct. But WW Link was already destined to be the Hero.

                >Ganondorf is trying to claim that the Links must be connected because of his fixation on the old world and trying to restore the world he wanted to rule.
                Correct. Because WW Link is the latest Spirit of the Hero.

                >He walked like the Hero of Time, until the Hero of Time walked like him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There was no longer the "spirit of the hero" or a prophecy in that timeline, they got lucky with Wind Waker Link as is,
        WW Link is a descendant of the Knights of Hyrule, specifically The Hero of the Minish.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't have time to listen to your nonsense...

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing how le man of coveted wind spends the entire game doing nothing but says one slightly deep-sounding line at the end and people think Wind Waker had good writing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Writers Hate Him! Make you character seem profound with this one simple trick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a children's game. i played wind waker when i was 5 years old and it was the first time i was exposed to the ideas that endings aren't always 100% happy and that sometimes the villain has a point. is it deep compared to dostoyevsky or whoever the frick? obviously not, it's a children's game, but it's deeper than the other zeldas
      >inb4 "you played wind waker as a kid? z-z-zoomer!"
      yes i'm a zoomer, i'm also 25. sorry you're getting old, if it's any consolation it'll happen to me too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sometimes the villain has a point

        He really didn't. This guy ruled Hyrule for seven years, and just made everything worse.

        Ganondorf is not a complex villain, anon. He's meant to be the embodiment of evil and partly a commentary on the corrupting nature of absolute power. That, and power without the courage to choose when not to use it, and the wisdom to know its consequences.

        Yeah, so people hyping up the "coveted wind" quote is fricking gay.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He really didn't. This guy ruled Hyrule for seven years, and just made everything worse.
          right, but i was 5 years old and wind waker was literally the first video game i had ever played in my life. i did not have a frame of reference for ganon's effectiveness as king of hyrule. all i knew was that up until then, all the villains i had seen in books and tv were cartoonishly evil moustache-twirlers with no redeeming qualities, but now i was seeing a villain who made me feel kinda bad for him, and that was incredibly exciting to me. obviously there's lots of media with villains who aren't 100% evil morons but you only get one first and wind waker was mine - i don't think i'm alone in that either

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s really all you need.

      Wind Waker left way more of an impact on audiences than TLOU did.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he is a wildcard dictator in oot that did nothing to help the gerudo when he could capture towns outside the desert

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The master sword to the forehead is still the best Ganondorf kill in the series and the perfect way to end the whole Ganon line.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >But the winds that blew across the green

    Didn't this homie turn Hyrule Castle from a green meadow into a dead pit full of lava? And this was the place he CHOSE to live in?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he needed a quiet place to practice his organ

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This dude had this. And then purposefully made it a shithole worse than a desert.

      Sometimes even the best intentions go sour
      One day you will understand zoomies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw too dumb to understand giga-brain ganon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was a murderer long before Link even set out from the forest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >best intentions

        What were Ganondorf's goals as ruler of Hyrule? He just seemed to frick around and make everyone's lives worse.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Before he got into the Sacred Realm, he just wanted more land because he was a greedy c**t.
          Then the Triforce of Power raped him so badly that he refused to leave the house ever again, not even to visit his mother(s), so he honed in on dark sorcery and teaching himself to play the organ.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’s amazing how it isn’t more commonly appreciated that the antagonist of the most famous video game of all time is a product of being raised by lesbians.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Koume and Kotake are sisters though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ganondorf is not a complex villain, anon. He's meant to be the embodiment of evil and partly a commentary on the corrupting nature of absolute power. That, and power without the courage to choose when not to use it, and the wisdom to know its consequences.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont give nintendo the benefit of the doubt because they redid ganondorf in totk and he is just as moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >big badguy is a hypocrite

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was concentrating all the worst dark energies his new power brought around himself, scarring the immediate area but letting the rest of Hyrule Field remain green and nice. He was a good man sacrificing his personal comfort.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like the jazz band muppet there.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This dude had this. And then purposefully made it a shithole worse than a desert.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He devastated the Hyrule Castle area when conquering it, but he still had the rest of Hyrule. There's also the matter of him eventually wanting to rule the world.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but why? He "coveted the winds that blew across the green fields." ...And he chose to turn a green field into a barren wasteland worse than a desert. And lived there. It wasn't even just trying to spite the royal family. He plopped his ass down and lived there.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Touching the Triforce with an unbalanced heart fricked with his head somehow.
          This was never elaborated on.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >evil guy touches the triforce
            >UHHHH LETS MAKE HIM EVEN MORE EVIL!
            good job din

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Golden Goddesses were upfront about what you needed to use the Triforce, Ganondorf just wiped his ass with the manual and went for it anyways.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what I never understood was why it would be different when he touched it a second time. Shouldn't the pieces just split up again?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              In the legend, when you only have one portion of the Triforce, if you can gather the other people, then you can fumigate your wish.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                * finally

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So does that make aLttP Link the strongest as he took out a full powered Ganon with no power of the godesses.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >With a Master Sword (made to resist the Triforce) and the Silver (Light) Arrows (given to you by a Great Fairy who is a Kami).
                Yes and no.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he had to use his own strength to collect those things

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Collecting those things doesn't mean the strength of those things is Link's own strength.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't really come up anymore but the thing that made the Master Sword so important in LTTP was that it could fight against an evil person that managed to get his hands on the power of the gods.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't really come up anymore but the thing that made the Master Sword so important in LTTP was that it could fight against an evil person that managed to get his hands on the power of the gods.

                At the time ALttP was made, Ganon was just the leader of a band of thieves, not a warlord monarch and powerful wizard. You can even see that Ganon appears to be wearing shoddy clothing with a bone necklace when his spirit rises from his Agahnim form atop Ganon's Tower, and in the final boss fight Ganon is wearing a fancier, upgraded version of that. ALttP Ganon was carried by the Triforce, whereas OoT Ganon was already extremely powerful and skilled even without a piece of the Triforce. Heck, one of the twists of OoT is that Ganondorf didn't get the full Triforce seven years ago and is still that dangerous with just a third of it. That's also why the risk of Ganondorf getting the full Triforce is so severe in OoT and TWW -- at that point, no one else on the planet might be able to stop him. Even then, OoT Ganondorf is apparently immortal, whereas ALttP Ganon can indeed be killed by the Master Sword and the proto-Light Arrows.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How did Ganondorf learn such magic anyways? He presumably learned everything he knows from Twinrova, but where the frick did they get this power from?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Twinrova are a couple of old hags who could be outnumbered and sneezed on to kill them. Ganondorf is a muscle wizard.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you get the other two pieces, the Triforce goes "okay I guess you won" and lets you use it anyways.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >evil guy touches the triforce
            >UHHHH LETS MAKE HIM EVEN MORE EVIL!
            good job din

            That’s not the problem. He just favored Power as his sole purpose. Anyone that favors power, but still favors wisdom and courage to temper that Power would be fine.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >evil guy touches the triforce
            >UHHHH LETS MAKE HIM EVEN MORE EVIL!
            good job din

            what I never understood was why it would be different when he touched it a second time. Shouldn't the pieces just split up again?

            [...]
            That’s not the problem. He just favored Power as his sole purpose. Anyone that favors power, but still favors wisdom and courage to temper that Power would be fine.

            Zelda is totally wrong here, anon, as proven the instant Ganondorf is revealed to be immortal and keeps the fight going. Touching the Triforce didn't make Ganondorf messed up, he just got even more power and was still his normal self.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BRAAAAAAP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I coveted that wind, I suppose

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I... coveted that wind, I sup....SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIF

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MM cut fisherman Ganondorf could've saved us all.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets mogged by a ten year old on his first adventure
    Losing to WW Link is the most embarrassing possible defeat honestly. Prove me wrong

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they wanted to make Ganondorf seem like he had a point, then under his rule, society and technology should advance at a rapid rate. The idea that if he just had the resources Hyrule had, he could do amazing things. Just literally fricking Sauron shit, where he's raping the land, but industry is growing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo doesn't want Ganon to seem good in any way, so living under him is worse in every way. It's a kids game, a villain can't do good things.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a kids game

        Do you even remember being a kid? Were you exclusively consuming Blue's Clues until 13, when you suddenly were allowed a fleck of nuance in the media you consumed?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread makes me wonder what the story of the movie is going to be.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry anon it'll be worse than anything you can imagine on your own

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nonsense; the Mario Bros. movie was a delight and Miyamoto can do no wrong. I trust his judgement. I saw the monkey movie that the director did and it was pretty good, too, kinda felt like Zelda, even.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the Mario Bros. movie was a delight

          It was a 90 minute theme park ride. Literally "oh, look at that!" "Whoa! Look at this!" It's fine for what it was, but a Zelda movie in the exact same format would be horrible. Zelda actually has the expectations of a little bit of a story.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You will have a minute long scene of Link opening a chest to orchestral music and you will like it. You WILL clap.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But we know it's not going to be the same format. It's live-action, and we just saw the director do an epic quest movie already. Miyamoto knows the Zelda movie has to be different. He can do no wrong.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >TP-esque opening with Link and Rusl leaving for Hyrule Castle to deliver sword for Princess
      >AlttP-esque escape where Rusl dies and Link escorts Zelda through secret tunnels as OoT-esque Ganondorf takes the castle
      and from there I have nothing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where does the Zelda move be placed on LE TIMELINE!!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have no interest in it. Sorry, anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=AjfbK4RMpMStIcf5
        the live action dancer commercial timeline is an entirely different split anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'll take place in the future and epona is a motorcycle and mastere sword is a special key that goes in epona and it turns into power armor for link to wear and then he fricks all the girls and maybe the guys too but its not gay frick you just because something involes gay sex doesn't make it gay

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't link put the Master Sword back in the pedestal at the end of OoT? So that shouldn't even exist in TWW.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When Link is sent to the Child Timeline, the Master Sword is already in the Pedestal of Time. Zelda didn't send the Adult Timeline's Master Sword to the Child Timeline.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No Link was sent back in time before he even opened the door and picked up the sword

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The voice acting is pretty bad.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SLAUGHTER ALL THE HYLIANS, FEED THE GORONS TO A DRAGON, AND FREEZE THE ZORA
    >Hey man I just want a bit of that nice breeze you have.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST STORM MY CASTLE AFTER SAVING EVERYONE AND UNDO EVERYTHING IVE WORKED TOWARDS FOR THE GERUDO
      >I don't know man you're kind of a prick and killed my tree dad

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was she a race traitor?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no but she sure made me into one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda but their culture was moronic for being loyal to a king just for being male

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but ours arent for being loyal to rulers just because they are rulers?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, he has to put the browns down to feel good during the day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And a danger to 9 year olds.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All Gerudo women are, they have to be to reproduce.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what about gorons?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would you risk a blowjob from her when her nose is pointy enough to stab you in the gut?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Considering how she lusts after Young Link, I think the length is the bigger issue.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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