>MY DEAD WIFE

>MY DEAD WIFE

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"the death of my wife has caused me lots of psychological damage" james said out loud calmly so the audience understands what this part is supposed to mean

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MARY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

      FUCK THIS FUCKING TOWN

      MY FUCKING WIFE IS FUCKING DEAD SO I'M FUCKING SAD, I'M GONNA FUCKING YELL AND FUCKING HOLLER THAT' SHOW FUCKING SAD I AM james said calmly

      HOW CAN YOU FUCKING SIT THERE AND FUCKING EAT PIZZA

      Imagine being this assblasted about SH2 getting a remake

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i'm pretty upset a perfect game is getting an unnecessary remake by a bunch of hacks who have never made one decent game themselves and are only capable of ripping off other ideas poorly so now zoomers are going to play "silent hill 2" and not understand why it was so good

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody wanted an SH2 remake aside from some Zoomers who never played the original but romanticized it anyways. A Silent Hill 1 from the PSX remake would've been more appropriate

          SH2 HD is a thing
          Zoomers HAVE played it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i refuse to believe zoomers are intelligent enough to get that to run

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's no way Zoomers played anything that involves tank controls

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >have to download the game
              >mount the iso to install it
              >download the patch
              >install the patch
              sorry unless there's a tutorial where a wacky black guy explains how playing this game fights "climate change" for "racial justice" literally no one under the age of 25 has played this game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bro thats extremely simple to do, i learned to do that shit at 15

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >mount the iso to install it
                You do realize you can just unpack any .iso files with Winrar? Unless it's some ancient Daemon tools image, then sure.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Resident Evil

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Zoomers didn't play any of the original RE games either and REmake doesn't use tank controls

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody wanted an SH2 remake aside from some Zoomers who never played the original but romanticized it anyways. A Silent Hill 1 from the PSX remake would've been more appropriate

          [...]
          SH2 HD is a thing
          Zoomers HAVE played it

          i refuse to believe zoomers are intelligent enough to get that to run

          The only people I've seen unironically excited for SH2 Remake are zoomers who
          >only have a vague idea of what Silent Hill is but generally assume that it's a more supernatural version of Resident Evil.
          or
          >have watched their favorite streamer/Vtuber play at least one SH game but still don't really understand what the series is about since le wacky internet personality was probably shrieking and cackling the whole time.
          Zoomers who've played SH1-4 could certainly be out there, but I haven't seen them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody wanted an SH2 remake aside from some Zoomers who never played the original but romanticized it anyways. A Silent Hill 1 from the PSX remake would've been more appropriate

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MARY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK THIS FUCKING TOWN

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOW CAN YOU FUCKING SIT THERE AND FUCKING EAT PIZZA

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >UUUUOOOOHHHHH

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MY FUCKING WIFE IS FUCKING DEAD SO I'M FUCKING SAD, I'M GONNA FUCKING YELL AND FUCKING HOLLER THAT' SHOW FUCKING SAD I AM james said calmly

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they need to make James look older and more Asian? He was supposed to be in his late 20's/early 30's and an American

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so they can make him look as crazy as possible because they missed the point of the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >late 20's/early 30's
      What shithole part of the country do you live in where he looks late 20's? bro is late 30's at best. If not early/mid 40's.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lacks reading comprehension
        >calls others retarded

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In my restless Call Center i see that card

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >team blooper

    Has there ever been a more critically panned game before me even got released?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5th of the levels will be missing with clumsily crowbar'd in modern day politics.
    WOOOO!
    Cultural Vandalism for the win Brah!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Has never played a Bloober Team game before

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably not but every single idea of the original game will be bungled somehow

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm going to fucking hang myself in solidarity with trans folx.
    Was such specific line really necessary for a short trailer?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"i have often struggled with suicidal thoughts since the death of my wife" james said out loud to himself so the audience understands what this part is supposed to mean

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of the things said on this thread will happen

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >so it was all your FUCKING work!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"having all of these awful things done by a dog is very silly and random" james said out loud so the audience understands what this part is supposed to mean

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stopped being funny the second time you said it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"that's wrong" james said out loud so anon understands what a gay he is

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok that one was funny

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In my fucking dreams I see that town, Silent fucking Hill

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