My enemies are many, my equals are none.

My enemies are many, my equals are none.
In the shade of olive trees, they said Italy could never be conquered.
In the land of pharaohs and kings, they said Egypt could never be humbled.
In the realm of forest and snow, they said Russia could never be tamed.
Now they say nothing.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >T.An*lo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shut the frick up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why does Napoleon make you seethe si much, Nigel?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            shut the frick up

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Non

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                shut the frick up my dad died fighting for napoleon, show some respect and shut the frick up

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lol anglos defeated napoleon

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As I login to discord and find kids to groom
    I get a knock at my door, my dad enters the room
    Worst part of the day for a troony like me
    My father is notorious for transmisogyny
    At 4:30 in the morning, contemplating suicide
    With all of these SSRIs my brain is fricking fried
    And I've been dilating and grooming so long that
    Even the israelites think that my mind is gone
    I'm a gamer of notoriety, I'm into GDQ
    Got the fastest time in Zelda this year, last year too
    But if I finish all of my splits and you finish thine
    Then we're gonna troon out like it's Germany 1929

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they said Russia could never be tamed
    They were right though, Russia won.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically kino intro, got me hyped and made me not care about the lack of unit diversity.
    Just riflemen galore.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes I am le great empereur no one can stop me
    >oh no is that Wellington? Save me frogbros

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >on the sea they said Britain could not be conquered
    >they were right

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >In the realm of forest and snow, they said Russia could never be tamed.
    But you never conquered Russia and you also never pacified Spain

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will never forgive Tallyrand for intentionally sabotaging Napoleons diplomatic talks with the Tzar of Russia preventing a Pan-European Alliance that would've united them against Perfidious Albion and the other powers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not too late Anon

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Napoopan was right, the eternal anglo is the enemy of mankind.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I AM A NAPOOPAN

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MyM enemene ara maam. MyM equqese ara noon.
    InI theht shaahs ofo olilo treeertsh, theht saas ItalatI couoc neven beeb conquqnoc.
    InI theht laal ofo pharorahp anna kinik, theht saas EgygE couoc neven beb hummuh.
    InI theht reaer ofo forerof ana snons, theht saas RussuR couoc neven beeb tamat.
    NooN, theht saas nothton.
    Theht feef mem, likil a forof ofo natan, a deed ini thunuth dnd de-ed.
    I saas, I ama NapoopaN!
    I ama EmpeepmE!

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Be Napoleon
    >think the Ruskies are a nation worth conquering
    >Absolutely obliterate their armies
    >enter Russia, go into the capital city
    >realize it's an absolute shithole and turn back
    >Meanwhile Russians
    haha Napoleon we beat you!!1!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best things about empire and napoleon were the cannons. that sound design still haunts me

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmao your "invincible" army froze to death
    you literally got beaten by the planet just existing
    you dumb motherfricker

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