My enemies are many, my equals are none.
In the shade of olive trees, they said Italy could never be conquered.
In the land of pharaohs and kings, they said Egypt could never be humbled.
In the realm of forest and snow, they said Russia could never be tamed.
Now they say nothing.
shut the frick up
>T.An*lo
shut the frick up
Why does Napoleon make you seethe si much, Nigel?
shut the frick up
Non
shut the frick up my dad died fighting for napoleon, show some respect and shut the frick up
Lol anglos defeated napoleon
As I login to discord and find kids to groom
I get a knock at my door, my dad enters the room
Worst part of the day for a troony like me
My father is notorious for transmisogyny
At 4:30 in the morning, contemplating suicide
With all of these SSRIs my brain is fricking fried
And I've been dilating and grooming so long that
Even the israelites think that my mind is gone
I'm a gamer of notoriety, I'm into GDQ
Got the fastest time in Zelda this year, last year too
But if I finish all of my splits and you finish thine
Then we're gonna troon out like it's Germany 1929
>they said Russia could never be tamed
They were right though, Russia won.
I think he talks about Austerlitz where they got BTFO.
That's not in reference to the invasion of Russia anon, Napoleon smacked the shit out of them before that.
In the opening, Napoleon is burning the HMS Victory, in the British mainland
Is Napoleon better than Empire? I thought Empire was complete shit, so I skipped Napoleon. But the Fall of the Samurai was really good, so it's making me reconsider going back and trying it.
He didn't conquer Russia, nor did he say he did. But he did just sort of walk up and raze Moscow.
>But he did just sort of walk up and raze Moscow.
>Napoleon
>razing Moscow
>not the Russians themselves pulling a chevauchee
Amerishart education.
>lose your capital
>"heh all according to plan"
kutuzov bros.... stop....
Napoleon is basically Empire 2.0. It's better than Empire because it was a paid version of the updates and bugfixes Empire should have gotten. That said, it's still jank and has weird design choices.
Old France died a long time ago on the fields of WW1, the slaughter of so many of it's young men followed by the humilation of WW2 and the Vichy government irrevocably broke it's spirit.
Also Putin is a gay.
IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE I BURNED DOWN MY OWN CITY REEE
Unironically kino intro, got me hyped and made me not care about the lack of unit diversity.
Just riflemen galore.
>Yes I am le great empereur no one can stop me
>oh no is that Wellington? Save me frogbros
>on the sea they said Britain could not be conquered
>they were right
>In the realm of forest and snow, they said Russia could never be tamed.
But you never conquered Russia and you also never pacified Spain
I will never forgive Tallyrand for intentionally sabotaging Napoleons diplomatic talks with the Tzar of Russia preventing a Pan-European Alliance that would've united them against Perfidious Albion and the other powers.
It's not too late Anon
Napoopan was right, the eternal anglo is the enemy of mankind.
I AM A NAPOOPAN
MyM enemene ara maam. MyM equqese ara noon.
InI theht shaahs ofo olilo treeertsh, theht saas ItalatI couoc neven beeb conquqnoc.
InI theht laal ofo pharorahp anna kinik, theht saas EgygE couoc neven beb hummuh.
InI theht reaer ofo forerof ana snons, theht saas RussuR couoc neven beeb tamat.
NooN, theht saas nothton.
Theht feef mem, likil a forof ofo natan, a deed ini thunuth dnd de-ed.
I saas, I ama NapoopaN!
I ama EmpeepmE!
>Be Napoleon
>think the Ruskies are a nation worth conquering
>Absolutely obliterate their armies
>enter Russia, go into the capital city
>realize it's an absolute shithole and turn back
>Meanwhile Russians
haha Napoleon we beat you!!1!
Best things about empire and napoleon were the cannons. that sound design still haunts me
lmao your "invincible" army froze to death
you literally got beaten by the planet just existing
you dumb motherfricker