my god this game is an ordeal

my god this game is an ordeal

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait until 5 if that's what you think about 3

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A kino ordeal.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't try to 100% Yakuza games, you end up hating them at the end. Play til you get all substories done and drop it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Minigames and gambles are the best part, who cares about substories? They're nearly all the same

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Substories get you to play all the minigames generally, you just don't have to pray for RNG at the casino to fulfill all the autistic 100% requirements.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          substory/cabaret mahjong is always a braindead simplification for completionists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This but for all games lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing wrong with being bad at games but coping like this is a little sad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Even playing Yakuza 3 after 2 (PS2) feels like a chore, mainly because Yakuza 2 (PS2) is a perfect game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            unfathomably based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the number of games actually worth doing 100% of the content in is very, very small
        and I'm not talking about skipping actually challenging shit like hidden bosses, I'm talking about helping granny homosexual collect 7 mole asses so you can unlock new stews that give you a 5% cash income buff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can 100% 4,6, and 7. They don’t require full completion of all games, moves

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick the baseball minigame.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          GIT GUD

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Kiryu dropped his ciggy

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The last chapter is pure kino.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this game 500 hours long

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not. 3 is the second shortest one in the series, only ahead of the PS2 original. Main story only takes 20 hours and there isn't that much side content compared to 2 or the later games.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's your own fault. Next time you play a game series, play them in the correct order.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Y3 still has the best OP theme (JP)

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who tells you to play all the Yakuza games is either a massive autistic loser or trolling you. 3-5 are not worth playing. At all. Watch a 15 minute recap video on youtube. Play 0, K1, K2, and then 6 after you get the gift of 3-5. And even in K1 I would suggest not bothering with the majority of the sub stories.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie shut your moronic ass up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >watches video games on Youtube
      >thinks he has the right to call anyone autistic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Play Yakuza 0 then forget the rest of the series exists
      Best advice. Even then, chapters 1-10 is a snorefest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      zerogays are funny.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I should not have bothered to do all the substories for 3, it was not fricking worth it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"let´s try this substory"
      >have to memorize some moron script for a movie
      >restart game and never touch a substory again

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        successfully filtered, now frick off

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHY would you even play 3? Most of us didn't have a choice back then. If you know a game is irredeemable dogshit, then skip it and read summaries.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Playing a game is always better than reading a fricking summary

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I personally love 3 but I feel like I'm the only one so I probably have shit taste or severe brain damage.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    game has a lot of really fricking good parts but it takes it's sweet fricking time to get there.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kiwami 2 barely runs on potato at 30 fps and I want to continue playing these games so badly...

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i felt that pretty quickly and am on hiatus after being 0 - 2 in a month and a half

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick were they thinking with kiwami
    0 did everything better
    kiwami is not only a fricking slog but they somehow manage to make the combat even worse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kiwami if full of bad design choices that pile on more and more as you progress.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is yakuza combat so exponentially dogshit?
    I understand I'm not supposed to use my brain while playing yakuza but after playing though the brawler games 1-6 I feel like my IQ dropped exponentially thanks to the combat
    Why can't RGGS add depth and skill to it? do they think their audience is comprised of braindead idiot monkeys?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The story in 4 is so goddamn stupid.
    AGGNT

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's one of the easiest games in the series, i do not get this meme.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      none of them are hard. theres a few that have "that part" that require good preparation and forethought, depending on the difficulty setting, but i dont think anyone in this thread is complaining that 3 is hard.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I played through it on normal
          This is why. If you play on Hard or Ex-Hard/Legend it becomes a nonstop block fest. Normal and Easy they almost never block. Going from Ex-Hard/Legend to PA forces it to default to Normal and you melt enemies. No one is lying about how much enemies block, you just played on a lower difficulty.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >on normal
          thats why. play it on hard and everybody blocks all the time. the first boss is a sloooog. but that doesnt make it hard, its just tedious.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I loved Yakuza 3. Dadryu forever.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You should see 5

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell do people see in Mine?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it sucks so much

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beautiful eyes

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >minigame master
    FRICK POOL FRICK POOL

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it. My completion percentage at the end of the game was 9.59%

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's an enjoyable game for sure, the combat is really brutal and you can just bruise some goon's face in real time unlike the others after 4. I liked the bruises and blood goons would get.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >combat eventually devolves into every single boss blocking all your attacks
    >half of the substories are either 2 minutes long, having to be god tier at a minigame or an incredibly boring grind to fill up all the hostesses meters
    >the main story is one of the absolute worst ever written for a game, full of excessive padding and incredibly stupid soap opera plot twists
    >the true villains goal literally can’t happen and he should know that

    Absolutely hated this game, hope 4 is better when I get to it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      4's story is even worse but the individual stories in 4 are all collectively better than 3 as a whole, I enjoyed 4 a lot and it's high up there in my RGG tier lists because of how fun it is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      4 was my least favorite. people still shill for it because it has an extremely strong start though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >people still shill for it
        Point me to them because I dont see them
        Every /VGG/ threads I see nothing but 3 and 4 hate and people uriging to skip 4 and "rubber bulletz"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i see more people saying they liked 4 than hated it. its always just because of akiyama though. most that say they like 4 have no justification other than him being in it, like they dropped the game as soon as part 1 ended and memoryholed the whole thing.

          4 is entirely too boring and poorly written in general, and part 2 in particular is possibly the worst section in the entire series.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >skipping 4
          and missing out on the best and most comfy character ever? Nah.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One modern Yakuza game is enough, you've played them all by that point. I stopped after 4 before this became a huge ironic weeb meme series, 2 is the only must-play of them.

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